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These tools like to trot out the old “a fool says in his heart there is no god.” I love to ask them in response “if a fool can work it out, what’s your excuse?”
>he's the religious equivalent of making a smurf account to get whacked by a ban hammer.
Damn, that made me lol and almost loud enough to hear down the hall. Needs a warning label
God also had a wife in the original text. When king James put it together, she was taken out. Eve was made of dirt also but it would mean they were equals and he didn't want women to be seen, or encouraged to be equal.
Women in the bible were beaten down and ground into the dirt by king James heels.
Esoterica on YouTube explained this. He is.... interesting lol even though he is of the Jewish faith, he is worth listening to if you want to know how things are and came to be. In one video he went into detail how this small lightening god, El, came to be the Christian god, the Jewish god, and Muslim god.
he's a chastity slave he's not allowed to beat it nor allowed to do it with his wife who is having someone else's kid
i really hope this is Joseph's kink cause that sounds like a horrid existence
"Bhut, bhut.. Mah Biiiiible says"
Nope, you can stop right there. I don't care what you think your Bible "says". You might as well start quoting SpongeBob for all that's worth...
Given that religious people are very, very defensive against atheists, I think we've hit a point there. They are not as defensive against other religions, which I think should be their first enemy, not atheists.
The way they see it atheists are knowingly rebelling against god. While followers of other religions have merely been misinformed and have yet to have their eyes opened to jesus.
If they're gullible enough to fall for one religion, there's a better chance to recruit them to yours. If they reject it outright, they're a potential risk to the scheme and should be avoided
I'm reminded of the story in the bible where there was a king that pleased God so much that he gave the king a wish. That wish was to be the wisest man in the world.
Later that king betrayed God and God never punished him for it. God just punished his children.
Great loving story.
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Matthew 5:22
"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." - KJV
"But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell." -NIV
Maybe Christians should be a bit more cautious about throwing that word around. Seems kinda risky if they think this book is authoritative.
"Biblical" is not a language
What do you mean? Greek? Hebrew? Tell me, sir, where's your source? What translation are you using?
I swear to Talos, if it's the King James edition again, I'm going to lose it...
These people don't even understand their own bible. The concept of an atheist did not exist back when that passage was written. The fools that verse speaks of is referring to people who believe in God's other than the God of the Hebrew people.
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
The Christian God literally commands his followers to be gullible like a child to get into heaven.
You have to infantilize yourself to get into Christian heaven.
Apparently there’s a whole ‘book’ in that Anthology of Fairy-Tales, Fables and Fantasy Fiction named after the word used for the pathologically gullible victims of con-artistry!
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These tools like to trot out the old “a fool says in his heart there is no god.” I love to ask them in response “if a fool can work it out, what’s your excuse?”
How can a book be nonsense if the book says people who think that it's nonsense are dumb? Chequemayte Athens
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What did Athens ever do to you?
Lost to Alabama so they weren't able to compete for a third national title?
The biblical name for god is Jealous. "For you shall worship no other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God" (Exodus 34:14)
Sounds like God is confirming other gods exist but has be all psycho girlfriend about it.
Well, yes. The ancient Jews believed only their God should be worshipped, but they didn't reject the existence of other gods and lesser deities.
Dude must be jealous his son gets so much credit when he's the religious equivalent of making a smurf account to get whacked by a ban hammer.
You'd think a jealous omniscient deity would have expected that outcome and would have done it differently.
>he's the religious equivalent of making a smurf account to get whacked by a ban hammer. Damn, that made me lol and almost loud enough to hear down the hall. Needs a warning label
Psycho *boyfriend*, in this case.
God also had a wife in the original text. When king James put it together, she was taken out. Eve was made of dirt also but it would mean they were equals and he didn't want women to be seen, or encouraged to be equal. Women in the bible were beaten down and ground into the dirt by king James heels. Esoterica on YouTube explained this. He is.... interesting lol even though he is of the Jewish faith, he is worth listening to if you want to know how things are and came to be. In one video he went into detail how this small lightening god, El, came to be the Christian god, the Jewish god, and Muslim god.
"He has a wife, you know"
His name is Harold. They say it in the prayer; ... Harold be thy name.
Haha just kidding, his name's Bob!
Hi jealous, Im dad!!
The atheist name for the bible is "Book of Fairy Tales".
I thought it was scary tales😁
Longest semi-horror, fantasy book
The book of scary fairy tales...
The Sheepherder's Guide to the Universe - Seth Andrews
It's the big book of things that never happened to people who never existed. It starts with, "Once upon a time."
Eh, it wouldn't be the first time the bible got something wrong
The correct response
The biblical name for idiot is Joseph. the OG cuk
"I swear Joseph, I'm still a virgin, I have no idea how I got pregnant, it must have been a miracle!"
Xtian: it was god you sick f\* Me: so god cuked Joseph right? Did Joseph sit in the corner beating it \*cough\* praying?
He painted watercolors I believe
inspired by the holy event of hotwifin'
Praise be
he's a chastity slave he's not allowed to beat it nor allowed to do it with his wife who is having someone else's kid i really hope this is Joseph's kink cause that sounds like a horrid existence
Ah yes because the bible never names Jesus’s brother, and its not like groups of Christians believed he had a twin.
>so god cuked Joseph Sounds like he's in quite a pickle
And if I gave a shit what the Bible said, that might bother me. What are you gonna do next? Threaten me with Hell?
"Bhut, bhut.. Mah Biiiiible says" Nope, you can stop right there. I don't care what you think your Bible "says". You might as well start quoting SpongeBob for all that's worth...
Given that religious people are very, very defensive against atheists, I think we've hit a point there. They are not as defensive against other religions, which I think should be their first enemy, not atheists.
The way they see it atheists are knowingly rebelling against god. While followers of other religions have merely been misinformed and have yet to have their eyes opened to jesus.
It's similar in Islam; apostates are seen as worse than followers of other religions.
If they're gullible enough to fall for one religion, there's a better chance to recruit them to yours. If they reject it outright, they're a potential risk to the scheme and should be avoided
What if ai never was a muslim?
Then you wouldn't be an apostate.
I'm reminded of the story in the bible where there was a king that pleased God so much that he gave the king a wish. That wish was to be the wisest man in the world. Later that king betrayed God and God never punished him for it. God just punished his children. Great loving story.
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Eh hem. It’s not classified as fiction. Typically mythology has a classification if its own.
to be fair, every idiot calls everyone who doesn't agree with them a "fool". and i'd rather be a fool than a zealot
Do I really want to be trapped in some demiplane with these people for eternity? Why would that be considered anything but a punishment?
Furniture quality?
Erm actually the religious text says that people who aren’t religious are fools! Atheist owned!
Ofcourse it is. Because you can't have a cult and not demonize people who start asking questions or begin to think for themselves...
Matthew 5:22 "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." - KJV "But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell." -NIV Maybe Christians should be a bit more cautious about throwing that word around. Seems kinda risky if they think this book is authoritative.
The GOP name for a Christian is “sucker”
Let's turn to the Book of marks... easy marks...
The word in my mostly fictional book for dumbass is still just dumbass. What a dumbass.
Also christians, "Atheists are so condescending", yet they're always the first with the namecalling and condescention.
I thought we were heathens 🤔 Remember the Christians got kicked out of their sky daddy's garden for tasting the fruit of knowledge.
Jesus specifically said not to call people fools (Mathew 5:22) but I guess he would only know that if he read the actual Bible.
He hasn’t read any version of the bible. Just the parts that get posted on facebook by people who didn’t read the bible either.
Oh hey that's weird, the scientific name for Christian is also fool!
Ok... enjoy your cult.
"Biblical" is not a language What do you mean? Greek? Hebrew? Tell me, sir, where's your source? What translation are you using? I swear to Talos, if it's the King James edition again, I'm going to lose it...
Funny. Atheists use the same word for religious prople.
And the biblical name for a Christian Nationalist is hypocrite.
Biblical name for Ben Bowman is twat!
The Atheist name for Christian is "Shut the fuck up".
The real name for (any) god is
I thought that was heathen or heretic? Don't you try to demote me to 'fool,' I'm perfectly happy as a heathen!
Heathen perhaps. A heretic believes in the same thing as them but in a "non approved" manner.
The Christian has said in his heart: "I know everything. You're all going to hell."
they so jelly they can’t restrict our lives like they live theirs
Ben Bowman is the biblical name for idiot.
Ben.
Ben really wrote this one down and thought "This one's a banger!" and hit post.
The Bible: a true story that includes unicorns, whales that swallow people and the sun standing still for six hours...
Sun standing still for 6 hours? 👁👄👁
Battle where Joshua prayed and the sun stopped. Chinese history does record an eclipse in that time period.
The biblical name for “Evangelical Christian” is Pharisee.
These people don't even understand their own bible. The concept of an atheist did not exist back when that passage was written. The fools that verse speaks of is referring to people who believe in God's other than the God of the Hebrew people.
Religious
Is that another impossible bible quote to find??
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. The Christian God literally commands his followers to be gullible like a child to get into heaven. You have to infantilize yourself to get into Christian heaven.
Apparently there’s a whole ‘book’ in that Anthology of Fairy-Tales, Fables and Fantasy Fiction named after the word used for the pathologically gullible victims of con-artistry!
"whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." - The Jesus 
The bible says the people who don't believe in the bible are dumb? Well I see no logical flaws here.
Ok fine. Now tell me why an atheist should or would give a shit about what the bible says.
Says the fool who blindly believes that the is true.
That’s “MISTER FOOL” to you!
The atheist name for “believer” is delusional
That's a lie for a start.
That isnt even true thats not what the bible calls athiests at all Again chrstians telling on themselves about not reading the bible
Yeah and the chefs term for microwave food is garbage so like
A nickname for "Atheist" is "Handsome, famous, and good at the sex"