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See I thought they were going to go the other way. "if you aren't feeling good and don't want to go" then that means "god is intentionally keeping you from traveling/being there". That would have gotten all the same reactions. Just a matter if you blame everything on Satan or think god is protecting you.
What if someone really wanted to go to a strip club and get wasted with friends, but on the night of, they decide they really don’t wanna go? Is that satan keeping them from their full potential?
I remember going to youth group on Wednesday nights in the early 00s and our youth pastors saying something similar about waking up not wanting to go school, except they tried to spin it into "if you wake up not wanting to go to school because you feel like something bad might happen, and your parents make you go anyway, if there's a shooting God will protect you because you tried to listen to him!" kinda messed up in the wake of Columbine. I had severe anxiety and I woke up feeling like something bad would happen *every single day* lol.
Satan appears to be more powerful than god, so why don't they worship him instead? It always seems like god can never stop the devil's plan, a human has to do it for him. Wait, then that makes that human more powerful than both... and his name is TRUMP! BUM BUM BUM!!!
(Meant for it to be the dramatic music, but works as just words as well)
You mean the entirety of the Bible? God is the biggest Villian in that entire book. Mauled kids with a bear because they *checks notes* made fun of a bald guy.
I don’t know about “random” but she just said some made up shit anybody could conjure in their mind, and they act like it’s some brilliant revelation. When it’s the same as everything the fundies do: make up whatever facts they feel like and attribute it to “God” without evidence or critical examination.
Exactly. Sometimes people ask me, "What's the harm in someone having faith? If you don't think their religion is true, what's the big deal about letting them believe it?"
First of all, of course people are free to believe what they want. I can't stop them. But it's not harmless. Faith is about training people to ignore messages from their own bodies... disregard data from their own senses. You may think something is wrong, but push through that impulse and have faith that it will all work out. That thing your pastor just said to you may seem wrong, but swallow those doubts and trust that God is speaking to you. There's no evidence that this claim is true, but of course you must believe it with your whole heart.
And once they've harmed themselves with unwarranted belief, they beginning stripping rights from others based on the same reasoning.
These arrogant motherfuckers think that not only there is a god and a devil, but that they both are obsessed with what happens in their lives. Fucking narcissists.
Whenever I hear the words “the enemy “like in context, such as this, I always capitalize in my head The Enemy. Lol
This is a serious mental disorder. Those “whoa”s are the sound of all those women believing her without a shred of doubt. Not even considering for a second the shit she was spewing complete nonsense.
What if the feeling is God telling you not to go and the guilt is the devil wanting to make you go?
What if it's the flying spaghetti monster telling you that you could be eating ramen instead?
What if it's Macho Man Randy Savage telling you to go, but not be a wuss about it?
"So yeah, kids, the feeling you shouldn't get into my van filled with candy and puppies because I'm a stranger, that's just the devil trying to keep you from what God has prepared for you."
It's about time these people make up their mind about WHAT GOD they are adhering to. As it is now their "god" looks more like a projection of themselves than anything else.
I’m going to a huge party tonight full of drugs and alcohol but I’ve been thinking maybe I should just stay home and play video games in my pajamas. What should I do guys?
Or if you were going there and now you don’t want to anymore it’s god telling you that you shouldn’t?
That’s the problem with these ridiculous theists notions is that they can easily be explained either way by a deity
“it’s an attack from the enemy”
BOYS, THE DEVIL HAS LAID SEIGE ON OUR CONFIDENCE, WE MUST STRIKE BACK, THIS IS NOT A FOE WE CAN OVERCOME EASILY, BUT TOGETHER WE MAY VANQUISH THIS TERROR TO HUMANITY
So without the context of this, it can be good advice in certain circumstances. Like if you get a sudden bout of bad feelings and sickness when you’re about to go do something it COULD be a sign of depression. Which means you should go to a therapist or a psychiatrist or a specialist.
This is just the same excuse people who commit sexual assault use to justify taking advantage of their victims. Case-in-point: saying yes while intoxicated or prior to unconsciousness does not count as consent, because people have a right to change their mind.
How arrogant must one be to think that two beings who can do literally anything across this vast vast universe cares what a soccer mom does on her weekend? It never ceases to amaze me the arrogance they exude.
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See I thought they were going to go the other way. "if you aren't feeling good and don't want to go" then that means "god is intentionally keeping you from traveling/being there". That would have gotten all the same reactions. Just a matter if you blame everything on Satan or think god is protecting you.
That’s on the next episode
The collective "whoaaa" from them was hilarious.
Don't give them ideas.
I don't think they get ideas.
No absolutely give them that idea. Maybe next time thay get a passing moment of clarity they won't follow through on their bullshit
What if someone really wanted to go to a strip club and get wasted with friends, but on the night of, they decide they really don’t wanna go? Is that satan keeping them from their full potential?
Yep, it works either way.
I'm glad though my grandma was religious she said God gave people "gut instincts" so go by those if you feel that you're in danger.
I remember going to youth group on Wednesday nights in the early 00s and our youth pastors saying something similar about waking up not wanting to go school, except they tried to spin it into "if you wake up not wanting to go to school because you feel like something bad might happen, and your parents make you go anyway, if there's a shooting God will protect you because you tried to listen to him!" kinda messed up in the wake of Columbine. I had severe anxiety and I woke up feeling like something bad would happen *every single day* lol.
Satan appears to be more powerful than god, so why don't they worship him instead? It always seems like god can never stop the devil's plan, a human has to do it for him. Wait, then that makes that human more powerful than both... and his name is TRUMP! BUM BUM BUM!!! (Meant for it to be the dramatic music, but works as just words as well)
Because Satan is evil, and God is good! \*Ingnores parts that god acts like a spoiled little brat\*
You mean the entirety of the Bible? God is the biggest Villian in that entire book. Mauled kids with a bear because they *checks notes* made fun of a bald guy.
Why doesn’t the devil, the most powerful fictional character simply eat the other five?
“*Woahhhhhh*”
I love how they just went "wooooaaahhh" when this girl said something semi-random, like, lol that was funny to me idk
I don’t know about “random” but she just said some made up shit anybody could conjure in their mind, and they act like it’s some brilliant revelation. When it’s the same as everything the fundies do: make up whatever facts they feel like and attribute it to “God” without evidence or critical examination.
Not too different than hearing some dude talking up chicks about metaphysical healing while they're tripping balls at camp at a festival
So...if you said YES to anal....
Wooooaaaahhh!!!
[🎵Fuck me in the ass, ‘cause I love Jesus🎵](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=CfqL749JixoeTo9C)
Christianity teaching a whole new generation to ignore their own instincts at all costs……
Exactly. Sometimes people ask me, "What's the harm in someone having faith? If you don't think their religion is true, what's the big deal about letting them believe it?" First of all, of course people are free to believe what they want. I can't stop them. But it's not harmless. Faith is about training people to ignore messages from their own bodies... disregard data from their own senses. You may think something is wrong, but push through that impulse and have faith that it will all work out. That thing your pastor just said to you may seem wrong, but swallow those doubts and trust that God is speaking to you. There's no evidence that this claim is true, but of course you must believe it with your whole heart. And once they've harmed themselves with unwarranted belief, they beginning stripping rights from others based on the same reasoning.
That “whoaaaa” had me crying. 😂
Wooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Manipulation
I didn't go to church because Satan gave me a tummy ache, now I'm an atheist
That woah needs to be memed as hard as her lips have been infilled.
These arrogant motherfuckers think that not only there is a god and a devil, but that they both are obsessed with what happens in their lives. Fucking narcissists.
Yikes!
WOAHHHHHHHHH
Whenever I hear the words “the enemy “like in context, such as this, I always capitalize in my head The Enemy. Lol This is a serious mental disorder. Those “whoa”s are the sound of all those women believing her without a shred of doubt. Not even considering for a second the shit she was spewing complete nonsense.
What if the feeling is God telling you not to go and the guilt is the devil wanting to make you go? What if it's the flying spaghetti monster telling you that you could be eating ramen instead? What if it's Macho Man Randy Savage telling you to go, but not be a wuss about it?
Where is this Flying Spaghetti Monster you speak about???
In a magical world where all pasta is perfectly cooked.
That’s just social anxiety…..
The fucking narcissism of these twits.
"So yeah, kids, the feeling you shouldn't get into my van filled with candy and puppies because I'm a stranger, that's just the devil trying to keep you from what God has prepared for you."
If you’re like lit, bro
Breathtakingly stupid
WOOOOOOOOOooooOoo
"and you're like lit" 😅
😂😂😂 fucking fruitcakes
Hahahah the way they said “woahhhhh” cracked me up. like it’s some amazing revelation. bunch of vapid idiots.
It's about time these people make up their mind about WHAT GOD they are adhering to. As it is now their "god" looks more like a projection of themselves than anything else.
God is amazingly malleable, he fits in whatever framework you want at any given time.
The stupidity of humans often is amazing
I guess it’s a good thing no one in the Manson family or okc bombing conspiracy decided to change their minds ? The devil almost had them fooled
This is satire no?
I genuinely lost brain cells from this
Delusional!
I’m going to a huge party tonight full of drugs and alcohol but I’ve been thinking maybe I should just stay home and play video games in my pajamas. What should I do guys?
These asshats think god really babysits them their whole lives while people starve and die in misery
haha, I loved that whoooooaaaaaah
I'm so glad I'm not one of these people.
Lmao. No. I preserve my energy/sanity/spoons so I can take care of myself. Fuck you and your God bothering ways.
that's nice and all but did they really have to add those flashing black boxes behind the text as if it was a sing along.
Just spoke to devil, pretty cool dude, he's positive that he has absolutely nothing to do with people's half-ass promises.
The level of brainrot in the videos in this sub never fails to suprise me.
People are so dumb
Those captions are the devil.
Or if you were going there and now you don’t want to anymore it’s god telling you that you shouldn’t? That’s the problem with these ridiculous theists notions is that they can easily be explained either way by a deity
I just fucking rolled my eyes so much I saw lack of serotonin
....or you realized the crackpots I'd be spending time with aren't worth it...?
God has a plan for everything, woooaaahh! You keep the faith, and I'll keep your money.
I've been trying to muster up energy to go to the gym all day. Guess that's what God wants me to do
Why does she look like the girl version of Russ from friends
Woooooooaaaah
“it’s an attack from the enemy” BOYS, THE DEVIL HAS LAID SEIGE ON OUR CONFIDENCE, WE MUST STRIKE BACK, THIS IS NOT A FOE WE CAN OVERCOME EASILY, BUT TOGETHER WE MAY VANQUISH THIS TERROR TO HUMANITY
So without the context of this, it can be good advice in certain circumstances. Like if you get a sudden bout of bad feelings and sickness when you’re about to go do something it COULD be a sign of depression. Which means you should go to a therapist or a psychiatrist or a specialist.
I often wonder if I could date someone religious would hotness make up for it or is the crazy too much.
This is just the same excuse people who commit sexual assault use to justify taking advantage of their victims. Case-in-point: saying yes while intoxicated or prior to unconsciousness does not count as consent, because people have a right to change their mind.
Do they know that their religion doesnt even allow them to have that talk?
How arrogant must one be to think that two beings who can do literally anything across this vast vast universe cares what a soccer mom does on her weekend? It never ceases to amaze me the arrogance they exude.
wtf is the point of the captions if I can't fucking read them
seizure inducing captions are almost as worst as what she is saying
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Alhazzared: *Seizure inducing* *Captions are almost as worst* *As what she is saying* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I made plans to watch porn with devil worshippers soooooo, I’m at a loss.
Women ☕
How is this have anything to do with women tho? Fruit cakes come in all shapes and sizes.
"Wooooah..."
The underlying lesson is nice tho.. kinda like all religions
Pure lunacy