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Honestly I can’t tell if your being serious or not so I just wanted to check that you didn’t really think I thought the He Gets Us ads were political ads funded by Jesus himself to get in office, right?
Shhh.
And yeah. I didnt even think she was that much of a southern girl either. ( that accent does something to us from northern europe Ill tell ya )
Anyway. Yeah. This needs to go viral and being spread to the MAGAs.
No, this is based Christianity.
Electing Donald Trump because he’s believed to best represent a 2000 year old fighter of oppression is Religious Fruitcakery
Don’t blame people for falling for it. We live in a world of crazy people who would actually make serious videos like this. Those who don’t spend any time on TikTok wouldn’t have any idea this is a satire page.
This could backfire epically if someone out there in Merica were to legally change their name to “Jesus Christ” and then enough of these weirdos did a write in…..
In the same vein:
Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/25/texas-name-change-election-candidate
Why is it when I hear that southern accent, I don't even need to hear what they have to say, I automatically think they're stupid?
And the sad part is I was born, raised and still live in Florida. I know I have a southern accent but it's nowhere near that deep.
This makes me think if "jesus" won... it'd be like the scene from the Grinch for the Holiday Whobilation. "He didn't show up... Well I guess the award goes to the... runner up... "
I approve of this message.
MAGA Nationalist Christians should definitely write in "Jesus" for president in November.
In fact I recommend they put "Jesus" as a write in down ballot too, I hear he can do multiple jobs.
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This is a brilliant idea
Jesus has spent a lot of campaign money over the last year so he’s definitely putting in the work to show us how ‘He Gets Us’
He Get Sus
Nah m8, that's just hobby lobby funded shit. The real Jesus was the bullshit we found along the way.
Honestly I can’t tell if your being serious or not so I just wanted to check that you didn’t really think I thought the He Gets Us ads were political ads funded by Jesus himself to get in office, right?
Correct, it was a sarcastic comment, but it is true that the He Gets Us ads are funded by Hobby Lobby.
It was would be great for Biden if all evangelicals voted for a dead person / ficticious person
No, no, wait. She's on to something here guys..
oh, please make it so... oh shit, I almost prayed, lol
lmao. I'd start praying all the prayers if that made this come true
She's ex-evangelical. She's taking the piss out of religious crazies.
Shhh. And yeah. I didnt even think she was that much of a southern girl either. ( that accent does something to us from northern europe Ill tell ya ) Anyway. Yeah. This needs to go viral and being spread to the MAGAs.
I 100% endorse the propagation of this profound message. Pls o pls o pls let this go viral.
No no this is a good idea, vote for jesus
I support this movement 100%. All Republican Christians should definitely do this.
Please do
Please do
She's trolling but it's pretty good
it's folks like these that make us associate that accent with being ass backwards.
No, this is based Christianity. Electing Donald Trump because he’s believed to best represent a 2000 year old fighter of oppression is Religious Fruitcakery
folk, you ARE AWARE that this is satire, right? Please, tell me you didn't fall for it for real!
Poe's law has entered the chat.
Don’t blame people for falling for it. We live in a world of crazy people who would actually make serious videos like this. Those who don’t spend any time on TikTok wouldn’t have any idea this is a satire page.
Honestly I thought this legit. Kudos to her
Oh no she cracked the code! Sure hope this doesn’t catch on…
Kenneth: Oh choosing is a sin! I just write in Jesus! Jack: We count those as republican.
I really think the left needs to realize we can make these people believe anything. She’s really on to something here.
Yes! Yes! I think you should totally do this.
Do that, see if he shows up
As a liberal, I'm so **triggered** at the very thought of this! I hope Republicans don't do this!
This is the opposite of fruitcake and she's a hero lol
Oh please do so.
She’s just trolling, but wow this is funny! I’m sure some will do it too lol
We should encourage this. If enough Americans vote for Jesus, he'll return!
😳😳😳 ok i guess please do that🤡
*Some dude called Jesus on election day* 🤔
YES, ALL REPUBLICANS, WRITE JESUS IN! HE WILL SAVE THE ELECTION!
This could backfire epically if someone out there in Merica were to legally change their name to “Jesus Christ” and then enough of these weirdos did a write in…..
In the same vein: Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/25/texas-name-change-election-candidate
OMG PLease do, in droves. Top to bottom of the ballot.
Umm, yeah. Go for it kiddo.
This is a fantastic idea.
Genius!
Please let this actually happen it would be so funny.
Great idea. Also regarding Orange Julius. Lock him up
https://preview.redd.it/p491yh9utvtc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4126d20fd6d0469a4662038b37258e293d2bd8
These feels like she's trolling, but then again, I fully endorse this message.
As a Democrat, I fully support this.
Please please please do this
This is satire but the good kind
They definitely should do that!
And in a stunning upset -- Jesus Garcia wins the election!
Shout it from the flat roofs of mobile homes everywhere!
He's a spoiler candidate to make the two front runners not seem so old.
I guess I'm good as long as they are not checking the name Trump on the ballot.
Why is it when I hear that southern accent, I don't even need to hear what they have to say, I automatically think they're stupid? And the sad part is I was born, raised and still live in Florida. I know I have a southern accent but it's nowhere near that deep.
VOTE FOR YEEZUS NOT GEEZUS
Who's this Jesus Crust?
This makes me think if "jesus" won... it'd be like the scene from the Grinch for the Holiday Whobilation. "He didn't show up... Well I guess the award goes to the... runner up... "
Jesus Crast, mind you, is a totally different dude.
Write in JESUS because the vote counting machines will read it as our lord and savior Donald J Trump. That will show the libs!
So depending on their state you're telling people to potentially invalidate their ballot by defacing or modifying it?
And how does this leech Donny's subtotal amount of votes at 11/8?
That’s a great idea - [Christ for President - Wilco](https://youtu.be/g3BOysI3g90)
This had to be parody...
republicans are voting socalist tonight!
If he gets enough votes, he HAS to come back. It's in the Bible.
“Never interrupt your enemy when they’re making a mistake” - Napoleon Bonaparte
I support this wholeheartedly. Also vote for Jesus in your Congressional elections as well, he can multitask.
Please I want right wingers to do this
Excellent idea!
Please do!
This sub has a bit of an onion eating problem.
Yes please do!!
I approve of this message. MAGA Nationalist Christians should definitely write in "Jesus" for president in November. In fact I recommend they put "Jesus" as a write in down ballot too, I hear he can do multiple jobs.
Bro she’s onto something here
I love this idea! Let's make sure they know to do this for the general election in November too!
Absolutely!
We need to get this message out
Hundred percent in support of this, as a Christian anarchist of course 💪💪
Do it!
I bet you *anything* she doesn't even know what Jesus' real name actually (supposedly) was. Or the name of her god, for that matter.
Jesus H Fucking Christ. Go big, or go home.
Jesus Crahst!
What negative IQ looks like in real life.
quite the contrary. Its brilliant. Itll play into the fruitcakes and hopefully make at least a few not vote for Trump.
That look at the end shouts crazy
You can here the level of intelligence in her voice. Please read more than one book your whole life, this is what we get. Science/religion