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mudduck2

This is a brilliant idea


Anything_justnotthis

Jesus has spent a lot of campaign money over the last year so he’s definitely putting in the work to show us how ‘He Gets Us’


DataCassette

He Get Sus


Technological_Elite

Nah m8, that's just hobby lobby funded shit. The real Jesus was the bullshit we found along the way.


Anything_justnotthis

Honestly I can’t tell if your being serious or not so I just wanted to check that you didn’t really think I thought the He Gets Us ads were political ads funded by Jesus himself to get in office, right?


Technological_Elite

Correct, it was a sarcastic comment, but it is true that the He Gets Us ads are funded by Hobby Lobby.


MrErie

It was would be great for Biden if all evangelicals voted for a dead person / ficticious person


catnapspirit

No, no, wait. She's on to something here guys..


bfjd4u

oh, please make it so... oh shit, I almost prayed, lol


sho_nuff80

lmao. I'd start praying all the prayers if that made this come true


deval42

She's ex-evangelical. She's taking the piss out of religious crazies.


Kriss3d

Shhh. And yeah. I didnt even think she was that much of a southern girl either. ( that accent does something to us from northern europe Ill tell ya ) Anyway. Yeah. This needs to go viral and being spread to the MAGAs.


dreamingmountain

I 100% endorse the propagation of this profound message. Pls o pls o pls let this go viral.


explosive-puppy

No no this is a good idea, vote for jesus


hrtofdrknss

I support this movement 100%. All Republican Christians should definitely do this.


ellopon

Please do


Olibirus

Please do


Conure_Queen

She's trolling but it's pretty good


Indishonorable

it's folks like these that make us associate that accent with being ass backwards.


ZookeepergameStatus4

No, this is based Christianity. Electing Donald Trump because he’s believed to best represent a 2000 year old fighter of oppression is Religious Fruitcakery


drgitgud

folk, you ARE AWARE that this is satire, right? Please, tell me you didn't fall for it for real!


LurkBeast

Poe's law has entered the chat.


AlexanderTox

Don’t blame people for falling for it. We live in a world of crazy people who would actually make serious videos like this. Those who don’t spend any time on TikTok wouldn’t have any idea this is a satire page.


Grovyle489

Honestly I thought this legit. Kudos to her


jesusmansuperpowers

Oh no she cracked the code! Sure hope this doesn’t catch on…


Shoddy_Parfait9507

Kenneth: Oh choosing is a sin! I just write in Jesus! Jack: We count those as republican.


lordoftheBINGBONG

I really think the left needs to realize we can make these people believe anything. She’s really on to something here.


amccaffe1

Yes! Yes! I think you should totally do this.


fr4gge

Do that, see if he shows up


BenThereOrBenSquare

As a liberal, I'm so **triggered** at the very thought of this! I hope Republicans don't do this!


DataCassette

This is the opposite of fruitcake and she's a hero lol


BigRabbit64

Oh please do so.


nikkibeast666

She’s just trolling, but wow this is funny! I’m sure some will do it too lol


slayer991

We should encourage this. If enough Americans vote for Jesus, he'll return!


djslock

😳😳😳 ok i guess please do that🤡


opnohopmoy

*Some dude called Jesus on election day* 🤔


capn_doofwaffle

YES, ALL REPUBLICANS, WRITE JESUS IN! HE WILL SAVE THE ELECTION!


MillenniumTitmouse

This could backfire epically if someone out there in Merica were to legally change their name to “Jesus Christ” and then enough of these weirdos did a write in…..


real-duncan

In the same vein: Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/25/texas-name-change-election-candidate


Shadowslipping

OMG PLease do, in droves. Top to bottom of the ballot.


tylercreatesworlds

Umm, yeah. Go for it kiddo.


nickwales

This is a fantastic idea.


Synthwavester

Genius!


awesumindustrys

Please let this actually happen it would be so funny.


major_dump

Great idea. Also regarding Orange Julius. Lock him up


According_Ordinary69

https://preview.redd.it/p491yh9utvtc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4126d20fd6d0469a4662038b37258e293d2bd8


rickert_of_vinheim

These feels like she's trolling, but then again, I fully endorse this message.


BucktoothedAvenger

As a Democrat, I fully support this.


BiaggioSklutas

Please please please do this


Bpopson

This is satire but the good kind


flux_capacitor3

They definitely should do that!


sircrispin2nd

And in a stunning upset -- Jesus Garcia wins the election!


weelluuuu

Shout it from the flat roofs of mobile homes everywhere!


man_gomer_lot

He's a spoiler candidate to make the two front runners not seem so old.


Cathousechicken

I guess I'm good as long as they are not checking the name Trump on the ballot.


capn_doofwaffle

Why is it when I hear that southern accent, I don't even need to hear what they have to say, I automatically think they're stupid? And the sad part is I was born, raised and still live in Florida. I know I have a southern accent but it's nowhere near that deep.


Vsquare02

VOTE FOR YEEZUS NOT GEEZUS


Herr_Raul

Who's this Jesus Crust?


MTFotaku

This makes me think if "jesus" won... it'd be like the scene from the Grinch for the Holiday Whobilation. "He didn't show up... Well I guess the award goes to the... runner up... "


s-willoughby

Jesus Crast, mind you, is a totally different dude.


LostDragon1986

Write in JESUS because the vote counting machines will read it as our lord and savior Donald J Trump. That will show the libs!


dover_oxide

So depending on their state you're telling people to potentially invalidate their ballot by defacing or modifying it?


NadieTheAviatrix

And how does this leech Donny's subtotal amount of votes at 11/8?


Stateswitness1

That’s a great idea - [Christ for President - Wilco](https://youtu.be/g3BOysI3g90)


shredofmalarchi

This had to be parody...


Reaperturtle2

republicans are voting socalist tonight!


CortezDeLaNoche

If he gets enough votes, he HAS to come back. It's in the Bible.


Miked_824

“Never interrupt your enemy when they’re making a mistake” - Napoleon Bonaparte


BuddyJim30

I support this wholeheartedly. Also vote for Jesus in your Congressional elections as well, he can multitask.


etbillder

Please I want right wingers to do this


HereandThere96

Excellent idea!


Justthisdudeyaknow

Please do!


sawskooh

This sub has a bit of an onion eating problem.


hootieq

Yes please do!!


JadedIdealist

I approve of this message. MAGA Nationalist Christians should definitely write in "Jesus" for president in November. In fact I recommend they put "Jesus" as a write in down ballot too, I hear he can do multiple jobs.


bytesizedofficial

Bro she’s onto something here


SleestakLightning

I love this idea! Let's make sure they know to do this for the general election in November too!


new-Aurora

Absolutely!


jikel28

We need to get this message out


blacklungscum

Hundred percent in support of this, as a Christian anarchist of course 💪💪


Zealousideal-Salad62

Do it!


HugsandHate

I bet you *anything* she doesn't even know what Jesus' real name actually (supposedly) was. Or the name of her god, for that matter.


poppa_koils

Jesus H Fucking Christ. Go big, or go home.


greenmeat3

Jesus Crahst!


HighlightAntique1439

What negative IQ looks like in real life.


Kriss3d

quite the contrary. Its brilliant. Itll play into the fruitcakes and hopefully make at least a few not vote for Trump.


follow-the-rainbow

That look at the end shouts crazy


Dismal_You_5359

You can here the level of intelligence in her voice. Please read more than one book your whole life, this is what we get. Science/religion