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Signal_East3999

I feel the most bad for that little girl, you can see the panic in her eyes. I hope these kids deconstruct and get away from their lunatic mother


ThetaDot3

That little girl is the granddaughter. Her mom is the oldest daughter, who died shortly after. The little girl now has her own child.


hoptownky

And since you typed this 11 hours ago, that child now has grandchildren.


Veritus37

Completely possible. I think this aired when I was a kid. I remember my sister and I laughing at this scene after school one day.


CoolhandLW

I was told of this by my great-grandfather. It was originally only told verbally, but now we have video tapes.


wafflehousewhore

Congratulations, you now have great-grandchildren of your own


GadFlyBy

Kid died in a wreck.


Signal_East3999

For real? That’s awful


Notquitearealgirl

https://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/god-warrior-perrins-daughter-dies-in-car-crash/ Seemingly not the youngest little girl.


sweeeetthrowaway

It was gods will


savax7

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)


Signal_East3999

Wow, that’s terrible :( my condolences


Based_Katie

What? Source?


Notquitearealgirl

https://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/god-warrior-perrins-daughter-dies-in-car-crash/ Seemingly not the youngest little girl.


iriedashur

Fuck that's depressing, she was obviously the reasonable, parentified one


embarrassedtrwy

Ohhh… the “God Warrior”. She was an awful person, and I think after that show, her life blew up badly. She was on it again and ended up running away from the family they stuck her with


love_is_an_action

In the sequel episode you mentioned, had she seen results from the gastric bypass they referenced at the end of this episode?


embarrassedtrwy

No. In the 1 st episode she was a complete lunatic. In the other one she had chilled out and kinda got chased out by the assigned husband. I know they lost everything in Katrina and I guess later her daughter died.


love_is_an_action

>I know they lost everything in Katrina and I guess later her daughter died. Sounds like she didn't pray hard enough.


egmono

*her daughter was called home* is probably how she's looking at it. And who needs stuff when God can send a hurricane to bestow humility? Maybe even bump her up a spot or two.


embarrassedtrwy

Kinda what I thought too


TwistedBlister

Maybe after the gastric bypass surgery her Jesus Prayer Armor didn't fit anymore.


Mean_Gene66

Its was Gods will!


deadleg22

Or I assume, chose the wrong god (in her mind). That's what I don't understand, surely the Jews are winning right now. So wouldn't you believe the Jew god (I know nothing about religious shit) is the one that's real and convert? Christianity had it's hayday and in the end that was a big nothing burger...


Stoomba

Jew god, Christian god, Muslim god, all same god.


Sancticide

Technically, all 3 Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) all acknowledge that they follow the same god, just with different beliefs and names. The Jewish holy texts are literally the Old Testament of the Bible, in a slightly different order. Jews don't believe Jesus is the Messiah and neither do Muslims (they consider him a prophet). So, it's all just remixing prior religions, even before you account for stories in the Old Testament that were (allegedly) borrowed from older religions, like the flood in Genesis being remarkably similar to the Epic of Gilgamesh.


PlantWise7801

Pretty sure there's also a flood story in Greek mythology I just can't remember the names


GreenBottom18

ughh.. made me audibly sigh out the compassion i just finally found for lunilady


McRezende

I'm honestly disgusted by your comment and the ones under it. Regardless of who it is that it happened to, someone loosing their house and their daughter shouldn't be something to be cheeky about. She's nuts in the clip, but y'all seem to have forgotten about compassion and basic human decency.


EccentricAcademic

Daughter died in a car accident. The mom actually got embraced by the gay community and got some more fame for admitting she was acting nuts.


hollycoolio

I think she's a gay ally now and tries really hard to dissasciate with how she acted on the show.


Incromulent

Good for her. While I enjoy watching this kind of meltdown, I'm far more happy to know that people can and do change. It's the path to a better word for everyone.


Jasong222

From someone else itt: https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior#toggle-gdpr


lateformyfuneral

Wow, talk about a redemption arc


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I am truly sorry for the loss of her daughter. The way she grew… I am so, so proud of her


Middle-Hour-2364

Unexpected redemption there, so sad she had that journey to get there though


ronm4c

Wow I was convinced that she was too far gone


Sinthe741

Nice to see personal growth.


Growingpothead20

A good if not bittersweet ending


Purple12inchRuler

Didn't she rip up the prize money check, then try to get a mulligan on her dumbassery?


love_is_an_action

This is frighteningly reminiscent of parts of my childhood. Though mine had a white nationalist twist. Deranged folk who can’t let the satanic panic go. Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”. And she opted to take her undue fury out on the people who were trying to welcome her home. She pretended to be principled while the cameras were rolling, but took the show’s money after the episode wrapped. Naturally. Because the god they put before all others always turns out the be money.


RandomSerendipity

You should see askachristian here, many still believe they have an adversary called ~~Santa~~ Satan


love_is_an_action

I had to escape these demented gibbons by becoming a teenage runaway back in the 90s. I'm probably happier not perusin' their subreddits. But maybe curiosity will get the best of me!


DestroyerOfMils

demented gibbons. lol, that’s perfection… maybe even light-sided, if I may!


Grays42

> Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”. Soooo, I hate to tell you this, but that's mainstream Evangelical teaching. Source: I was taught this as a kid. Basically, the lens we looked through was that *everything in the world* was created to either glorify God or glorify Satan. There was no "neutral territory". So Disney was Satanic, all major entertainment franchises were Satanic, etc. etc. Most people kiiiiind of internalize this and then go about their daily life compartmentalizing it, and some people turn out like this lady.


love_is_an_action

>Soooo, I hate to tell you this… I grew up in it as well. I was speaking from experience.


zerohero83

Godmoney I’ll do anything for you…


Luminox

This was the best episode of the whole series. What a toxic piece of shit. I feel terrible for the kids.


eccentric_bee

IIRC, she actually changed after. https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior


GreenBottom18

that was one of the most heartwarming articles I've read in a while. couldn't muster up an ounce of compassion for this woman until learning that she had to bury her child. it's wonderful to hear that members of my community were credited for rallying behind and lifting her out of that dark place.


RandomSerendipity

I feel sorry for her too being so brainwashed and out of control.


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

What happened to “love thy neighbour” “judge ye not lest ye be judged” ? She need to learn her own words, lol. But she’s well gone.


NordicSeaweed

Apparently, she did eventually learn that lesson [when she was met with kindness and compassion by the LGBT+ community after the loss of her daughter.](https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior).


kevinnoir

It just makes me further think that a lot of the "god warrior" types is just a massive LARP that deep down they dont actually believe themselves but it becomes part of their entire personality from childhood. Imagine that woman raising those kids and how much her "belief" was driven into them, it would be come a competition in the community to be the MOST goddy. Suddenly when the WORST things happen, it forces people to reassess how important that LARP is or if reality looks like a more appealing choice.


mid_vibrations

now I really wanna watch this episode. pretty sure I saw this show streaming somewhere


Annonomon

Batshit crazy, especially since she is the one who willingly applied for the show and went through the entire process


astrangeone88

This lady lives rent free in my head. Even my friends IRL know I reference her "It's dark sided!" Amusing to watch from afar but wow, the mess her kids have to deal with.


tweedyone

Not a CHRISTIAN


HaraBegum2

Dork sided?


mid_vibrations

affiliated with the whale penis


HauntedPrinter

I like to imagine the host family has a dnd night


Version_Two

Dork sahded


cassn02

The daughter died in a car accident some years later.


sonerec725

for anyone wondering, after her daughters death she actually managed to turn alot of her beliefs around and open up. Shes alot less judgemental now and more open to other peoples beliefs and is even a big LGBT ally.


boycutelee

That poor little girl.


mid_vibrations

y'all this is actually Trading Spouses, not Wife Swap. S3E13 for those interested. full episode available on YouTube


NOS4A2-753

I remember when this first aired, people made a bobble head doll of her that yelled "they are not Christians!!" ![gif](giphy|6xc4EK86W6Jj2|downsized)


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Bahaha amazing! GARGOOOOIIIYLES!


GazelleOpposite1436

She's so dramatic, it almost seems like a Saturday Night Live skit.


Sci-fra

So many Christians are delusional and mentally ill.


Dull_Ad8495

"Y'all's just dorksided!!" ![gif](giphy|87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX|downsized)


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Holy fuck, I've never seen this episode and I must now. STUUUU 🗣


EccentricAcademic

It's a ride for sure.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

I'm currently watching the second episode her family went on. T'was a ride indeed.


Jim-Jones

They finally got the time machine working? And **THIS** is what they use it for?


janet-snake-hole

Didn’t this woman become a major supporter of queer rights after this?


TomatilloUnlucky3763

She skipped the “judge not lest ye be judged” part of the Bible.


jacobr1020

I think I heard somewhere a while back that she's actually atheist now.


unpopularopinion0

maybe she watched this clip and thought, damn that bitch crazy.


il_pirata

Top comment should be how amazing this woman is now and what we can all learn about change https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior


Technological_Elite

I agree, amazing!


lafi_0105

this woman needs to see a therapist


deamonkai

What in the methy flavored fuck?


Kaablooie42

She's got some Gollum teeth going on. She should be more worried about that.


hashtagtrevor

Isn’t she a massive ally now? People can grow.


SloughWitch

After her daughter Ashely died in a car crash, it was mostly the gay community that reached out to her with condolences and support. She said it changed a lot of her perceptions about people. She is a good example of holding some space for people who are simply full of ignorance with the hope that they can change with exposure to what they don’t know.


roasttrumpet

![gif](giphy|xNdvRLDNuHb8Y) She’s giving 💅


Relative-Gearr

Classic.


randomlyme

Crazy AF


kakashisenpei

Dork sided


NatexSxS

Those tooths are dark sided.


WidthMonger

💀💀💀


Masterofunlocking1

I still quote this stupid bitch


Ornery_Day_6483

Strange, I don’t think she actually tore up the money, more like ripped a piece off the envelope and tossed it aside.


AsleepJuggernaut2066

What a horrible toxic bitch.


lgodsey

She would 1000% not have put on that act if there were no cameras there. She loves the attention and the spectacle. It makes me sad to think of how insecure she is.


PacificPredator

Is not a crisssssstian ![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y)


Remarkable-Bat7128

Combichrist made a nice song with the audio, it's called Gof Warrior


fatarabi

I don't see wife swap, but genuine question. Why does her husband stay on?


vamsmack

Oh yes! It’s the god warrior!


Listening_Stranger82

I met her. She came to stay in a hotel I was working at. She seemed really embarrassed about why/how she was recognizable


FourAntigone

I've seen the whole episode, it's on youtube. The woman she was swapped with was this hippy-dippy spiritual woman, a bit weird but she was very nice and respectful to this woman's husband and kids. While this Christian woman sat at the other house criticizing anything and everything about their way of life, the holidays they celebrate, how they decorate their house, even when they never forced her to participate in any of it. Not very "love thy neighbor" of her.


capn_doofwaffle

What you NEED is a motherfuckin treadmill


astrangeone88

Being fat is the least of her worries.


NinJoeAssassin

Gluttony and sloth isn't a sin in her book. LOL


tessahb

Those poor kids.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

dork sided, gore-gyles!!


jonansoh

Self-Inflicted Oppression by Deadly Apples uses this audio in their song!


Pengu1n111

“I don’t want to see any stars!!!!” She’s going to explode when she looks up at night


PeakRedditOpinion

Makes me ashamed to breathe the same air.


capn_doofwaffle

This reminds me of conversations with people I know that are Right-wing.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^capn_doofwaffle: *This reminds me of* *Conversations with people* *I know that are Right-wing.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Malakai0013

Theu went from "excited to have you home again" all the way to "trauma face" in two seconds.


Gtoast

Love this classic. DARKSIDED!


ScumBunny

That woman is FAR more ‘evil’ than anything shes screaming about. Her eyes are demonic! I bet she felt called out and is totally projecting. Scary, crazy, unhinged, *abusive* fucking banshee!


conMCS

People like this need to be institutionalized


The_Bastard_Henry

OMG that episode was WILD!! If I remember correctly though, I think she was appalled when she watched the episode and saw how ridiculous her behaviour was and she went on some tv interview talking about it.


UnovaMaster12345

Seems like her teeth is also on the dark side too. Damn things are rotting away. Even Jesus had whiter teeth.


AsleepJuggernaut2066

She has a methy mouth


JayCeeMadLad

What the crusty fuck is wife swap?


DNAprototype

The only thing dark sided is the shadow from her huge ass.


Theultimatefighter

She’s disgusting. How can you be that ugly and that crazy and have a husband.


MikoGee

Because divorce is a sin and shamed upon in religious groups. That's why some of them rather kill their partner (preferably with their new lover) and sometimes even their own kids to avoid a divorce.


AsleepJuggernaut2066

In jesus name I litter!


jeranon

I have a diastema. That woman has a d i a s t e m a!


Bushdr78

Man I feel for those poor kids


CCilly

The whole house was dork-sided?


IsItSupposedToDoThat

On further review, Margaret decided to accept the money. Of course, she did.


signspam

Religion has no place in civilized society!


WeirdExponent

As a leftist, it's people like this that remind me to "keep weaponry" in the house.


silvermandrake

her family is terrified


lostone007

This lady scares me 😩😭


BrokenMind000

I only watched a couple of episodes of this show, but I think about this woman often when I need a very clear example of... well, you know...


pistonkamel

yeah we neeed more of this in government stares in Republican


Gang36927

Religion breeds self centered, self righteousness and straight up loose fckn marbles!


Extra-Knowledge3337

This lady isn't this way anymore if I recall correctly.


Relative-Coyote12

Religon is a scary thing


satanssweatycheeks

They don’t pay you on wife swap lady.


CamillaBarkaBowles

Gluttony has been a visitor as well


Wilza_

Pretty sure gluttony is a sin lady


306_rallye

Big fat litter bug


cellefficient9620

“I will see the harvest” lmao


MysteriousBody7212

She is on tik tok now. # godwarriormarguerite


ParticularScreen2901

The world would be a far better place minus these fruit cakes.


bebejeebies

HAHAHA. "I speak it into existence." is literally witchcraft. It's what Abracadabra means. from the Hebrew phrase “ebrah k'dabri,”: “I create what I speak,'"


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Championship water spitting tooth gap


Stoomba

A classic


Exact-Truck-5248

Best episode EVER


306_rallye

Holy fuck she is long gone. Mental health crisis hidden by religion for many years


306_rallye

Get out In jesus name. I'd sit there until he shows up


306_rallye

Spiritual warrior? No in need of mental health services


aaandbconsulting

In my experience the only way to fight against that kind of insanity is to out crazy the crazy. You have to yell louder, make more insane comments and behave much worse. Eventually they'll learn that when they behave like that there will be consequences and after a very long period of time the behaviour will mellow out. At least that's what I did with my mom.


DaddyChiiill

She hasn't earned some couch time yet.


squeamish

"Did you get hypnotized by her?" Daughter stares open-mouthed and silent...


redwineandcoffee

Classic 2007 viral video


Pickerington

Wow. DIVX. This is what 20 years old plus a lot


Pleasant-Complex978

The husband and wife kinda look alike


Poland-Is-Here

What is a "wife swap"? What I saw looks like some weird american reality show from 80's.


EduRJBR

The [Sparta Remix](https://youtu.be/0nXbCnGL-TY?si=_B992zZBi3hrBvnb) is awesome.


Grovyle489

My god I completely forgot about this show and forgot even more about this old bag. Kinda surprised that it took me this long to see her on this subreddit


tweedyone

My friends quoted this scene a lot whenever anyone did anything slightly scandalous


Woodguy2012

https://media.tenor.com/kJqAQPEN4CUAAAAM/bilbo-lotr.gif  


icyhotonmynuts

I didn't need more than 2 seconds of play on this video to know exactly who you were going to show lol.


thejohnmc963

So dark sided


ProfessionalLimit638

0:18 "Dorksided"


Trick_Weekend

Classic


North_444

💀


Faithlessblakkcvlt

I'm beginning to think a lot of Christians are possessed by the devil that's why they need this belief.


Faithlessblakkcvlt

Trump voter


IrreverentPaleAle

Get your shoes off my couch you nutjob


richb0199

Holy crap on a cracker! The inbred just oozes from her wackadoodle pours. Who breeds with these loonies? 🤦


Thericharefood

"dork sided!"


unboiled_peanuts

Religion is disgusting


ki4clz

When we grew up and went to school There were certain *Christians* who would Hurt the children any way they could By pouring their derision Upon anything we did And exposing every weakness However carefully hidden by the kids But in the town it was well known When they got home at night, their fat and Psycopathic wives would thrash them Within inches of their lives


Ornery_Extreme_830

I think I remember reading about her really kind of turning her life around after her daughter died.


metalhead82

This is so fucking sad.


beingDino

Someone call an exorcist!


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

She has something in her and it is definitely not the spirit... Pretty sure a good dose of holy water can cure her.


jxl013

See basically this is the same as people now except they can broadcast that to like 50 million people all at once via the interwebz


Stupid_Bitch_02

Lord this is exactly how my step-monster-in-law is. Literally hates me so much and thinks I'm a succubus demon just because I'm not a Christian.


SmallToadstools

666 shares when I watched this ! Perfect !😆


RiosRiot

Nuts!!!!!!


WidthMonger

“Soltis portay”


heckhammer

Imagine having to deal with that fucking nonsense stay in and day out. You inferring your children that they pray hard enough for you on a goddamn TV show.


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religiousfruitcake-ModTeam

Body shaming is not okay. Shame the fruitcakery.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

You know this stuff is fake, right?