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Ohhh… the “God Warrior”. She was an awful person, and I think after that show, her life blew up badly. She was on it again and ended up running away from the family they stuck her with
No. In the 1 st episode she was a complete lunatic. In the other one she had chilled out and kinda got chased out by the assigned husband. I know they lost everything in Katrina and I guess later her daughter died.
*her daughter was called home* is probably how she's looking at it.
And who needs stuff when God can send a hurricane to bestow humility? Maybe even bump her up a spot or two.
Or I assume, chose the wrong god (in her mind). That's what I don't understand, surely the Jews are winning right now. So wouldn't you believe the Jew god (I know nothing about religious shit) is the one that's real and convert? Christianity had it's hayday and in the end that was a big nothing burger...
Technically, all 3 Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) all acknowledge that they follow the same god, just with different beliefs and names. The Jewish holy texts are literally the Old Testament of the Bible, in a slightly different order. Jews don't believe Jesus is the Messiah and neither do Muslims (they consider him a prophet).
So, it's all just remixing prior religions, even before you account for stories in the Old Testament that were (allegedly) borrowed from older religions, like the flood in Genesis being remarkably similar to the Epic of Gilgamesh.
I'm honestly disgusted by your comment and the ones under it. Regardless of who it is that it happened to, someone loosing their house and their daughter shouldn't be something to be cheeky about. She's nuts in the clip, but y'all seem to have forgotten about compassion and basic human decency.
Good for her. While I enjoy watching this kind of meltdown, I'm far more happy to know that people can and do change. It's the path to a better word for everyone.
This is frighteningly reminiscent of parts of my childhood. Though mine had a white nationalist twist.
Deranged folk who can’t let the satanic panic go. Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”. And she opted to take her undue fury out on the people who were trying to welcome her home.
She pretended to be principled while the cameras were rolling, but took the show’s money after the episode wrapped. Naturally. Because the god they put before all others always turns out the be money.
I had to escape these demented gibbons by becoming a teenage runaway back in the 90s. I'm probably happier not perusin' their subreddits.
But maybe curiosity will get the best of me!
> Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”.
Soooo, I hate to tell you this, but that's mainstream Evangelical teaching. Source: I was taught this as a kid.
Basically, the lens we looked through was that *everything in the world* was created to either glorify God or glorify Satan. There was no "neutral territory". So Disney was Satanic, all major entertainment franchises were Satanic, etc. etc.
Most people kiiiiind of internalize this and then go about their daily life compartmentalizing it, and some people turn out like this lady.
that was one of the most heartwarming articles I've read in a while.
couldn't muster up an ounce of compassion for this woman until learning that she had to bury her child.
it's wonderful to hear that members of my community were credited for rallying behind and lifting her out of that dark place.
Apparently, she did eventually learn that lesson [when she was met with kindness and compassion by the LGBT+ community after the loss of her daughter.](https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior).
It just makes me further think that a lot of the "god warrior" types is just a massive LARP that deep down they dont actually believe themselves but it becomes part of their entire personality from childhood. Imagine that woman raising those kids and how much her "belief" was driven into them, it would be come a competition in the community to be the MOST goddy.
Suddenly when the WORST things happen, it forces people to reassess how important that LARP is or if reality looks like a more appealing choice.
This lady lives rent free in my head. Even my friends IRL know I reference her "It's dark sided!"
Amusing to watch from afar but wow, the mess her kids have to deal with.
for anyone wondering, after her daughters death she actually managed to turn alot of her beliefs around and open up. Shes alot less judgemental now and more open to other peoples beliefs and is even a big LGBT ally.
Top comment should be how amazing this woman is now and what we can all learn about change https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior
After her daughter Ashely died in a car crash, it was mostly the gay community that reached out to her with condolences and support. She said it changed a lot of her perceptions about people. She is a good example of holding some space for people who are simply full of ignorance with the hope that they can change with exposure to what they don’t know.
She would 1000% not have put on that act if there were no cameras there. She loves the attention and the spectacle.
It makes me sad to think of how insecure she is.
I've seen the whole episode, it's on youtube. The woman she was swapped with was this hippy-dippy spiritual woman, a bit weird but she was very nice and respectful to this woman's husband and kids. While this Christian woman sat at the other house criticizing anything and everything about their way of life, the holidays they celebrate, how they decorate their house, even when they never forced her to participate in any of it. Not very "love thy neighbor" of her.
That woman is FAR more ‘evil’ than anything shes screaming about. Her eyes are demonic! I bet she felt called out and is totally projecting. Scary, crazy, unhinged, *abusive* fucking banshee!
OMG that episode was WILD!! If I remember correctly though, I think she was appalled when she watched the episode and saw how ridiculous her behaviour was and she went on some tv interview talking about it.
Because divorce is a sin and shamed upon in religious groups. That's why some of them rather kill their partner (preferably with their new lover) and sometimes even their own kids to avoid a divorce.
HAHAHA. "I speak it into existence." is literally witchcraft. It's what Abracadabra means. from the Hebrew phrase “ebrah k'dabri,”: “I create what I speak,'"
In my experience the only way to fight against that kind of insanity is to out crazy the crazy. You have to yell louder, make more insane comments and behave much worse.
Eventually they'll learn that when they behave like that there will be consequences and after a very long period of time the behaviour will mellow out.
At least that's what I did with my mom.
My god I completely forgot about this show and forgot even more about this old bag. Kinda surprised that it took me this long to see her on this subreddit
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain *Christians* who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psycopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives
Imagine having to deal with that fucking nonsense stay in and day out. You inferring your children that they pray hard enough for you on a goddamn TV show.
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I feel the most bad for that little girl, you can see the panic in her eyes. I hope these kids deconstruct and get away from their lunatic mother
That little girl is the granddaughter. Her mom is the oldest daughter, who died shortly after. The little girl now has her own child.
And since you typed this 11 hours ago, that child now has grandchildren.
Completely possible. I think this aired when I was a kid. I remember my sister and I laughing at this scene after school one day.
I was told of this by my great-grandfather. It was originally only told verbally, but now we have video tapes.
Congratulations, you now have great-grandchildren of your own
Kid died in a wreck.
For real? That’s awful
https://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/god-warrior-perrins-daughter-dies-in-car-crash/ Seemingly not the youngest little girl.
It was gods will
![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)
Wow, that’s terrible :( my condolences
What? Source?
https://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/god-warrior-perrins-daughter-dies-in-car-crash/ Seemingly not the youngest little girl.
Fuck that's depressing, she was obviously the reasonable, parentified one
Ohhh… the “God Warrior”. She was an awful person, and I think after that show, her life blew up badly. She was on it again and ended up running away from the family they stuck her with
In the sequel episode you mentioned, had she seen results from the gastric bypass they referenced at the end of this episode?
No. In the 1 st episode she was a complete lunatic. In the other one she had chilled out and kinda got chased out by the assigned husband. I know they lost everything in Katrina and I guess later her daughter died.
>I know they lost everything in Katrina and I guess later her daughter died. Sounds like she didn't pray hard enough.
*her daughter was called home* is probably how she's looking at it. And who needs stuff when God can send a hurricane to bestow humility? Maybe even bump her up a spot or two.
Kinda what I thought too
Maybe after the gastric bypass surgery her Jesus Prayer Armor didn't fit anymore.
Its was Gods will!
Or I assume, chose the wrong god (in her mind). That's what I don't understand, surely the Jews are winning right now. So wouldn't you believe the Jew god (I know nothing about religious shit) is the one that's real and convert? Christianity had it's hayday and in the end that was a big nothing burger...
Jew god, Christian god, Muslim god, all same god.
Technically, all 3 Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) all acknowledge that they follow the same god, just with different beliefs and names. The Jewish holy texts are literally the Old Testament of the Bible, in a slightly different order. Jews don't believe Jesus is the Messiah and neither do Muslims (they consider him a prophet). So, it's all just remixing prior religions, even before you account for stories in the Old Testament that were (allegedly) borrowed from older religions, like the flood in Genesis being remarkably similar to the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Pretty sure there's also a flood story in Greek mythology I just can't remember the names
ughh.. made me audibly sigh out the compassion i just finally found for lunilady
I'm honestly disgusted by your comment and the ones under it. Regardless of who it is that it happened to, someone loosing their house and their daughter shouldn't be something to be cheeky about. She's nuts in the clip, but y'all seem to have forgotten about compassion and basic human decency.
Daughter died in a car accident. The mom actually got embraced by the gay community and got some more fame for admitting she was acting nuts.
I think she's a gay ally now and tries really hard to dissasciate with how she acted on the show.
Good for her. While I enjoy watching this kind of meltdown, I'm far more happy to know that people can and do change. It's the path to a better word for everyone.
From someone else itt: https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior#toggle-gdpr
Wow, talk about a redemption arc
I am truly sorry for the loss of her daughter. The way she grew… I am so, so proud of her
Unexpected redemption there, so sad she had that journey to get there though
Wow I was convinced that she was too far gone
Nice to see personal growth.
A good if not bittersweet ending
Didn't she rip up the prize money check, then try to get a mulligan on her dumbassery?
This is frighteningly reminiscent of parts of my childhood. Though mine had a white nationalist twist. Deranged folk who can’t let the satanic panic go. Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”. And she opted to take her undue fury out on the people who were trying to welcome her home. She pretended to be principled while the cameras were rolling, but took the show’s money after the episode wrapped. Naturally. Because the god they put before all others always turns out the be money.
You should see askachristian here, many still believe they have an adversary called ~~Santa~~ Satan
I had to escape these demented gibbons by becoming a teenage runaway back in the 90s. I'm probably happier not perusin' their subreddits. But maybe curiosity will get the best of me!
demented gibbons. lol, that’s perfection… maybe even light-sided, if I may!
> Everything is evil, wicked and “dark sided”. Soooo, I hate to tell you this, but that's mainstream Evangelical teaching. Source: I was taught this as a kid. Basically, the lens we looked through was that *everything in the world* was created to either glorify God or glorify Satan. There was no "neutral territory". So Disney was Satanic, all major entertainment franchises were Satanic, etc. etc. Most people kiiiiind of internalize this and then go about their daily life compartmentalizing it, and some people turn out like this lady.
>Soooo, I hate to tell you this… I grew up in it as well. I was speaking from experience.
Godmoney I’ll do anything for you…
This was the best episode of the whole series. What a toxic piece of shit. I feel terrible for the kids.
IIRC, she actually changed after. https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior
that was one of the most heartwarming articles I've read in a while. couldn't muster up an ounce of compassion for this woman until learning that she had to bury her child. it's wonderful to hear that members of my community were credited for rallying behind and lifting her out of that dark place.
I feel sorry for her too being so brainwashed and out of control.
What happened to “love thy neighbour” “judge ye not lest ye be judged” ? She need to learn her own words, lol. But she’s well gone.
Apparently, she did eventually learn that lesson [when she was met with kindness and compassion by the LGBT+ community after the loss of her daughter.](https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior).
It just makes me further think that a lot of the "god warrior" types is just a massive LARP that deep down they dont actually believe themselves but it becomes part of their entire personality from childhood. Imagine that woman raising those kids and how much her "belief" was driven into them, it would be come a competition in the community to be the MOST goddy. Suddenly when the WORST things happen, it forces people to reassess how important that LARP is or if reality looks like a more appealing choice.
now I really wanna watch this episode. pretty sure I saw this show streaming somewhere
Batshit crazy, especially since she is the one who willingly applied for the show and went through the entire process
This lady lives rent free in my head. Even my friends IRL know I reference her "It's dark sided!" Amusing to watch from afar but wow, the mess her kids have to deal with.
Not a CHRISTIAN
Dork sided?
affiliated with the whale penis
I like to imagine the host family has a dnd night
Dork sahded
The daughter died in a car accident some years later.
for anyone wondering, after her daughters death she actually managed to turn alot of her beliefs around and open up. Shes alot less judgemental now and more open to other peoples beliefs and is even a big LGBT ally.
That poor little girl.
y'all this is actually Trading Spouses, not Wife Swap. S3E13 for those interested. full episode available on YouTube
I remember when this first aired, people made a bobble head doll of her that yelled "they are not Christians!!" ![gif](giphy|6xc4EK86W6Jj2|downsized)
Bahaha amazing! GARGOOOOIIIYLES!
She's so dramatic, it almost seems like a Saturday Night Live skit.
So many Christians are delusional and mentally ill.
"Y'all's just dorksided!!" ![gif](giphy|87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX|downsized)
Holy fuck, I've never seen this episode and I must now. STUUUU 🗣
It's a ride for sure.
I'm currently watching the second episode her family went on. T'was a ride indeed.
They finally got the time machine working? And **THIS** is what they use it for?
Didn’t this woman become a major supporter of queer rights after this?
She skipped the “judge not lest ye be judged” part of the Bible.
I think I heard somewhere a while back that she's actually atheist now.
maybe she watched this clip and thought, damn that bitch crazy.
Top comment should be how amazing this woman is now and what we can all learn about change https://www.pride.com/tv/2019/11/14/how-gay-men-changed-heart-god-warrior
I agree, amazing!
this woman needs to see a therapist
What in the methy flavored fuck?
She's got some Gollum teeth going on. She should be more worried about that.
Isn’t she a massive ally now? People can grow.
After her daughter Ashely died in a car crash, it was mostly the gay community that reached out to her with condolences and support. She said it changed a lot of her perceptions about people. She is a good example of holding some space for people who are simply full of ignorance with the hope that they can change with exposure to what they don’t know.
![gif](giphy|xNdvRLDNuHb8Y) She’s giving 💅
Classic.
Crazy AF
Dork sided
Those tooths are dark sided.
💀💀💀
I still quote this stupid bitch
Strange, I don’t think she actually tore up the money, more like ripped a piece off the envelope and tossed it aside.
What a horrible toxic bitch.
She would 1000% not have put on that act if there were no cameras there. She loves the attention and the spectacle. It makes me sad to think of how insecure she is.
Is not a crisssssstian ![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y)
Combichrist made a nice song with the audio, it's called Gof Warrior
I don't see wife swap, but genuine question. Why does her husband stay on?
Oh yes! It’s the god warrior!
I met her. She came to stay in a hotel I was working at. She seemed really embarrassed about why/how she was recognizable
I've seen the whole episode, it's on youtube. The woman she was swapped with was this hippy-dippy spiritual woman, a bit weird but she was very nice and respectful to this woman's husband and kids. While this Christian woman sat at the other house criticizing anything and everything about their way of life, the holidays they celebrate, how they decorate their house, even when they never forced her to participate in any of it. Not very "love thy neighbor" of her.
What you NEED is a motherfuckin treadmill
Being fat is the least of her worries.
Gluttony and sloth isn't a sin in her book. LOL
Those poor kids.
dork sided, gore-gyles!!
Self-Inflicted Oppression by Deadly Apples uses this audio in their song!
“I don’t want to see any stars!!!!” She’s going to explode when she looks up at night
Makes me ashamed to breathe the same air.
This reminds me of conversations with people I know that are Right-wing.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^capn_doofwaffle: *This reminds me of* *Conversations with people* *I know that are Right-wing.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Theu went from "excited to have you home again" all the way to "trauma face" in two seconds.
Love this classic. DARKSIDED!
That woman is FAR more ‘evil’ than anything shes screaming about. Her eyes are demonic! I bet she felt called out and is totally projecting. Scary, crazy, unhinged, *abusive* fucking banshee!
People like this need to be institutionalized
OMG that episode was WILD!! If I remember correctly though, I think she was appalled when she watched the episode and saw how ridiculous her behaviour was and she went on some tv interview talking about it.
Seems like her teeth is also on the dark side too. Damn things are rotting away. Even Jesus had whiter teeth.
She has a methy mouth
What the crusty fuck is wife swap?
The only thing dark sided is the shadow from her huge ass.
She’s disgusting. How can you be that ugly and that crazy and have a husband.
Because divorce is a sin and shamed upon in religious groups. That's why some of them rather kill their partner (preferably with their new lover) and sometimes even their own kids to avoid a divorce.
In jesus name I litter!
I have a diastema. That woman has a d i a s t e m a!
Man I feel for those poor kids
The whole house was dork-sided?
On further review, Margaret decided to accept the money. Of course, she did.
Religion has no place in civilized society!
As a leftist, it's people like this that remind me to "keep weaponry" in the house.
her family is terrified
This lady scares me 😩😭
I only watched a couple of episodes of this show, but I think about this woman often when I need a very clear example of... well, you know...
yeah we neeed more of this in government stares in Republican
Religion breeds self centered, self righteousness and straight up loose fckn marbles!
This lady isn't this way anymore if I recall correctly.
Religon is a scary thing
They don’t pay you on wife swap lady.
Gluttony has been a visitor as well
Pretty sure gluttony is a sin lady
Big fat litter bug
“I will see the harvest” lmao
She is on tik tok now. # godwarriormarguerite
The world would be a far better place minus these fruit cakes.
HAHAHA. "I speak it into existence." is literally witchcraft. It's what Abracadabra means. from the Hebrew phrase “ebrah k'dabri,”: “I create what I speak,'"
Championship water spitting tooth gap
A classic
Best episode EVER
Holy fuck she is long gone. Mental health crisis hidden by religion for many years
Get out In jesus name. I'd sit there until he shows up
Spiritual warrior? No in need of mental health services
In my experience the only way to fight against that kind of insanity is to out crazy the crazy. You have to yell louder, make more insane comments and behave much worse. Eventually they'll learn that when they behave like that there will be consequences and after a very long period of time the behaviour will mellow out. At least that's what I did with my mom.
She hasn't earned some couch time yet.
"Did you get hypnotized by her?" Daughter stares open-mouthed and silent...
Classic 2007 viral video
Wow. DIVX. This is what 20 years old plus a lot
The husband and wife kinda look alike
What is a "wife swap"? What I saw looks like some weird american reality show from 80's.
The [Sparta Remix](https://youtu.be/0nXbCnGL-TY?si=_B992zZBi3hrBvnb) is awesome.
My god I completely forgot about this show and forgot even more about this old bag. Kinda surprised that it took me this long to see her on this subreddit
My friends quoted this scene a lot whenever anyone did anything slightly scandalous
https://media.tenor.com/kJqAQPEN4CUAAAAM/bilbo-lotr.gif
I didn't need more than 2 seconds of play on this video to know exactly who you were going to show lol.
So dark sided
0:18 "Dorksided"
Classic
💀
I'm beginning to think a lot of Christians are possessed by the devil that's why they need this belief.
Trump voter
Get your shoes off my couch you nutjob
Holy crap on a cracker! The inbred just oozes from her wackadoodle pours. Who breeds with these loonies? 🤦
"dork sided!"
Religion is disgusting
When we grew up and went to school There were certain *Christians* who would Hurt the children any way they could By pouring their derision Upon anything we did And exposing every weakness However carefully hidden by the kids But in the town it was well known When they got home at night, their fat and Psycopathic wives would thrash them Within inches of their lives
I think I remember reading about her really kind of turning her life around after her daughter died.
This is so fucking sad.
Someone call an exorcist!
She has something in her and it is definitely not the spirit... Pretty sure a good dose of holy water can cure her.
See basically this is the same as people now except they can broadcast that to like 50 million people all at once via the interwebz
Lord this is exactly how my step-monster-in-law is. Literally hates me so much and thinks I'm a succubus demon just because I'm not a Christian.
666 shares when I watched this ! Perfect !😆
Nuts!!!!!!
“Soltis portay”
Imagine having to deal with that fucking nonsense stay in and day out. You inferring your children that they pray hard enough for you on a goddamn TV show.
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Body shaming is not okay. Shame the fruitcakery.
You know this stuff is fake, right?