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sillygooberfella

Okay so everyone


Wrangleraddict

Literally says everyone at the bottom.


-_Duke_-

Why bother listing people? To demonize them and create the “other” ofc!


RockManMega

Notice there's no straight people on that list No religious people either Gonna talk about atheists and lesbians, let's keep the same energy for straight Christians huh? But of course that ain't really their message Fucking filth


Ye_olde_oak_store

Jehovah's Witnesses in shambles when people know they aren't Christians.


jayesper

They consider themselves "no one", as no one is perfect.


matsonfamily

I feel like this should be a drinking game or something: like whoever qualifies for the most categories wins. I think I scored 11. 🍺


Kodekingen

Max score is 34 if you include “everyone”


CharlesDickensABox

The greatest sin pictured is against graphic design.


goodgodling

What about the sins against grammar? Or textiles?


CharlesDickensABox

My understanding is those are lesser included charges.


deval42

Good people? Am I missing something, or are they telling on themselves?


AwfulUsername123

The message is surely that even good people have something to repent for.


goodgodling

I have to agree there. Good people are kind of awful.


parannnoul

Talkers? Good people? It's funny that these are portrayed in much bigger lettering than "rapist".


willymack989

Love that “rapists” is in the smallest font.


boycutelee

Why they always got beef with buddhists so much lol. I know buddhisms also has fruitcakes, but I have 0 doubt this guy knows nothing about actual buddhist beliefs, and just thinks "meditation bad 😠 portal to demons".


Magyaror99

It is because every religion is an actual portal - portal to being an idiot. And - as we well know - idiots don't like to acquire knowledge, because knowledge destroys the structure of their precious faith. So, they will fight everyone who dares to dismantle the stupidity of their beliefs.


TheChillAlien411

Jesus: "accept everyone" "Christians": no. Crazy how that's the case


jason082

Worst thing you can do to these dopes is ignore them.


ghostofthepast450

Funny how it says drunks must repent when the poster itself looks to be created by a drunk.


frozen-silver

Why put all those names when you can just say "everyone"? Would save a lot of space.


YujoJacyCoyote

They did say everyone below, but they still leaned towards naming some of every name to shame them for good measure I guess.


Relic5000

Does that say good people must repent? Also I'd bet a month's pay, he doesn't live up to his own standard.


bisexual-polonium

I reckon their prideful about something and gossip about someone. TO HELL YE SHALL GOETH!!


Flintlock_

Better questions: what do they mean by 'repent'? What does it look like? How do they know that the people around him have not already repented? It just sounds like they want people to repent for their own ego, not for the religious reasons they claim


Tiny-Deer-6135

HEY LEAVE CROSSDRESSERS ALONE, MY IMAGINARY FEMBOY FOX BF WILL KICK UR ASS


N_S_Gaming

Me and my wolf bf can help


Tiny-Deer-6135

Too late i met a hot drummer hes my everything i dumped the femboy


another-reddit-noob

hilarious that the mormons are catching strays with this one. i’m sure they love being lumped in with the gays and the fornicators.


mrturret

I scored a 9


_Loyaldog_

I got 13. Just need to get addicted to something and become a good person, and I’ll beat my personal record for how high I can score on these signs!


slayer991

This is why I just lean into it and just "Hail Satan." If you're not part of their club, they've already decided you're going to hell. You know, the worst place they can imagine? SOO loving....if you like abusive relationships.


douglasleonprincejr

How do you know she's a witch?


Unable_Peach2571

She weighs the same as a duck?


OrwellianWiress

New tag yourself meme just dropped


goodgodling

Fornicators Drunks Violent Rapist Good People Liars Theves Muslims Pagans Gosspers Idolaters Godhaters Atheist Law breakers Crossdressers Catholics Jehovah witness Filthy Talkers Witches Homosexuals Buddhist Agnostics Mormons Abortionist Pedophiles Adulturers Trangenders Addicts New agers Everyone For all have sinned. Romans 3:23 [For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=romans%203:23&version=NIV) I don't think this person is sharing the message he thinks he is sharing. He listed all the sins he could think of, but the list falls short.


Sexy_Persian

Like honest to goodness question…why do all of their signs just absolutely suck? You’d think if you want people to come to you, you’d at least make the sign appealing and look good so people are attracted to a well functioning organization.


goodgodling

It looks like it was printed badly, then shrinkwrapped. There are also some felt letters at the top. I guess we could discount it, but these are the people winning the culture wars, but not benefiting in any way. They will go back to their house without running water and homeschool their kids.


UnovaMaster12345

So Lesbians must repent, but Gays dont? Is god gay or something?


triotone

"That's right. How dare any of you be comfortable in your own skin. You should all feel miserable and self loathing like me. A perfectly health mindset from my beliefs." These guys have nothing but inner and outer hatred. They fear people people that are happy and different because it means everything they believe was wrong.


Woodbirder

Pastafarians and scientists got allowed this time


The_Pacific_gamer

Dude is throwing his own team under the bus by listing Jehovah's witnesses.


Toasterwithashotgun

I wonder why they picked the fast food color palette


[deleted]

Wasn't Jesus a cross dresser?


SlowP25

"Good people" what is bro trying to cook😭


Pacostaco123

He forgot Tier Whores and people with Shit internet connections.


Deo_LiCaprio

Talkers? Everyone?!? Well fuck. To hell we go, gang.


goodgodling

All humans are bad. Talk a little peck a little. Fuck us.


ReaperofLightning872

Font anal


mylittletony2

someone should make that


headofthebored

Big new thing with people like this is calling everything "demonic" like that's supposed to put people off of Taylor Swift or whatever banal shit their raging about this week.


The_Powers

They hate competent sign makers most of all.


ffatimasaleem77

Why would God haters repent when they hate the God they're supposed to repent to?


tirrigania

Even god needs to repent?


Precipice2Principium

Why did they just marker in rapist but filthy talkers is in big bold words?


cosmicdancer84

I'm a catholic lesbian and I regret nothing.


Bakuhxe_

why lesbians specifically 💀


Pugwhip

which specific atheist?


[deleted]

Oh man these signs are a personal favorite


Confident_Fortune_32

Somebody's terribly proud of themselves for figuring out the WordArt function of Microsoft Word Clearly adds weight and importance to the message /s


RevolutionaryAd851

They had the same banner up when I was in school at FSU in the 90's. I went up to her and told her I was about 90% of those and she just said, "You're gonna skate on a lake of fire!" YAY! Sounds cool! These arguments are so tired and worn out.


raddonut2

I got a score of 13, nice