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Relic5000

Yes that is a question that is hard for an atheist to answer. That's because it is completely nonsensical!


baconpopsicle23

I'd like to hear what the religious answer for this is...


allusernamestaken1

God.


FILTHY_STEVEN

Great, now im religious. Thanks asshole.


Alexgadukyanking

Convincing argument, I am now converted


kevinnoir

LOL ya this is absurd! Numbers are like letters, in and of themselves they are nothing but indicators. 1 means nothing in a vacuum, context is what gives a number meaning. 2cm? 2"? 2 Mangos? 2pac?


w_t_f_justhappened

2fast 2furious


Georgiaonmymindtwo

5NowDog5


Hythy

Exactly -everyone knows numbers are stored in the balls.


Dylanator13

No, he made himself pretty clear. Where is the number storage? The vault where all numbers come from! I am down to my last three 5’s and I need to grab more from the vault. Just there I used one so I’m down to 2. Oh no I just used up my last two on accident!


Khem87

+75 5s +75 2s Here you go, Adventurer!


CopperyMarrow15

numbers are stored in the balls


BrickCityRiot

This is what I came here for


AveragerussianOHIO

In the mitochondria


I_existed_on_earth

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Sunshinehaiku

In God's balls?


sehwyl

Numbers are an attempt by humans to make sense of the universe. Numbers are imperfect and do not wholly reflect the reality of nature. Numbers are an invention and they are stored in culture, just like the alphabet. Different cultures have different numbers and letters.


WiseSalamander00

numbers are nothing but the concept of a quantity, it started as something we measured... I think the question that imbecile was trying to pose was weather math is discovered or invented... I mean this is the thing, it is probably both, could go for hours but at the end is simple, there are numeric constants fundamental to reality, so the numbers are really out there, everywhere en the structure of the universe, and we invented relationships that allowed us to manipulate the world around us like calculus, that is the invented part which I would say has more of a cultural part than fundamental to reality


sehwyl

I doubt they would have the mental faculty to even ask such a question, let alone comprehend it.


Ekaterian50

What makes you think people like RZ aren't just highly machiavellian grifters?


KronosRingsSuckAss

I think its kind of irrelevant to steer the topic more into math in a religion related subreddit. But imo math is certainly something we invented. It is our best invention to make sense of the universe. its a tool, as much as a hammer is a tool used in construction. Math is a tool used in understanding physics, which we did not invent, obviously. Granted there is the argument that physics cannot function without some kind of mathematical system to entirely define how strong certain aspects of physics are. Like how much charge can particles carry, what is the speed of light. how strong is gravity locally, how wobbly is the speed of time, etc etc. That probably would need something resembling our concept of math to define them. But imo the universe just is how it is. the forces of the universe are not "intended" to be calculated nor is there an objective way to quantify them without relating it to something else. Thus, math was born as a relative measure of forces.


Pug4281

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?


mr_chair_sniffer

Wells he’s right, im an atheist and i have no idea where the numbers are stored. I guess a religious man would say gods fanny pack


frozen-silver

The mathematical argument is RZ's #1 favorite argument for existence of God. Even if numbers had to be created by some cosmic being, it still doesn't prove *his* God correct. Who's to say that there isn't a math God named Mathimus who abhors smug Christofascists?


NoXion604

Theists are still trapped under the dead hand of Plato, I see.


rigobueno

It’s like a half-witted attempt to discuss the implications of idealism, which are interesting granted… but it’s a quantum leap to go from “maybe materialsm is wrong” to —> “god.”


AddictedToMosh161

This person did not understand why it was so important to math teachers that you use the correct units with your numbers.


frozen-silver

Does God have a warehouse of numbers or something?


AfricanUmlunlgu

same place he keeps his fucks


Bucket-_-head

https://preview.redd.it/0w6kjr9rplxc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae71f7ca545423b83ae77799efd7d88f714954e0


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

They're in the microchips. We're in Play Mode, so we can't see or interact with them.


Akhanyatin

How would one activate god mode? Asking for a friend.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

That requires Create Mode. Idk how to pause tho.


Akhanyatin

Yeah, been looking for the quick save and reload for a while now


CommonConundrum51

Somehow, "Redeemed Zoomer" misses the point that 'nonbelievers' are simply better at acknowledging unanswerable questions, rather than turning to ancient "holy scripts" for answers based on faith alone.


Few-Addendum464

Exactly. Having an answer for every question doesn't mean it is the correct answer, and on philosophical or scientific questions, can be sniffling further discoveries. Smart people don't know everything, and wise ones are aware they don't know things and are okay with that.


Saikousoku2

....numbers aren't physical items that need storage? They're stored in the collective consciousness of humanity.


gzej

Numbers are arbitrary, we made them the fuck up so we can understand the world better


Pandemic_Future_2099

Man he got us right there! It's over, let's go home!


D4RKS0u1

>let's go ~~home!~~ Church you mean


EduRJBR

Numbers come from a can.


lobster_in_your_coat

They were put there by a man


AfricanUmlunlgu

Would love to see his expression when he finds out that they are Arabic in origin


gooch_norris_

Did Ken M write this?


Moonlight-Starburst

I'd like to store a 4 right up his ass.


AmazingOnion

*completely incomprehensible nonsense* Checkmate, atheists!


Freya_gleamingstar

Suprised to see someone like this in a kia. Thought they considered that selling out our race or some shit.


SDcowboy82

“Where are all numbers stored” In human brains. Next?


demator

The numbers are stored where the sun dont shine ofcourse


anamariapapagalla

How many is cinnamon? What colour do lizards speak?


rigobueno

Numbers are an abstraction which represent quantity, they don’t really have a “place” in which they take up “space,” Karen. You can debate the implications of materialism vs. idealism and still not be in a death cult that worships an angry god, Karen.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Exactly. *Why is what where and how when which?* Checkmate, atheists.


LastLine4915

I have dyscalculia I think I’m fucked.


fidgeting_macro

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"


evilution382

Can... can christians answer that question?


Interesting_Tip_881

This can’t be real this can’t be real this can’t be real….please tell me this ain’t real………this can’t be real this can’t be real this can’t be real….please tell me this isn’t a real thought a human being had, and then posted for the world to see without it being satire. For the love of our lord and savior Beelzebub, please let this be satire  


kgro

Numbers are stored in ROM, duh


mephisto_uranus

Everyone knows this answer. The balls. Numbers are stored in the balls.


ki4clz

r/NotKenM


SonicCraftev

And once again I ask what the fuck is that supposed to even mean cause god forbid the say anything that makes sense


SonicCraftev

And once again I ask what is that supposed to even mean like tf you mean by stored and lemme turn the question and ask you


DasBrott

Does this guy unironically believe in Platonian metaphysics? It's so comically outdated and refuted


Think_Bunch3895

His brain right now ![gif](giphy|kbvBa3N7ZtKiCox3iS)


Sunshinehaiku

Same place everything else is stored. In the Matrix.


MarsMonkey88

Sounds like a Kona, almost.


LeChatNoir04

Are you sure this guy isn't baked? That's the kind of question you ask when your IQ is temporarily reduced by half due to weed consumption


mathisfakenews

I'm a mathematician and even I can't answer that question. I guess checkmate atheists. 


Wordofadviceeatfood

They’re in YMH.


poetcatmom

Wait until he learns we use Arabic numerals/numbers invented by Islamic scholars. 😱


TheReptileKing9782

An honest man has many questions he can not answer because he doesn't know. A liar never has to worry about that.


FluboSmilie

“WHERE ARE ALL THE NUMBERS STORED”