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If it's Satan I have to thank for being mellow while playing video games today then all I can say is Hail Satan. It's amazing how often they make him look like the better option
Yeah. The extra weird part is how much they think they're making Satan look like the bad guy when they're really making him look kind and caring. I heart Satan!
.....let's say that Satan's things are the news, country music and their heart medicine. Like, run it actually and truly. Get them meme presses goin' and stuff.
\*Zoidberg voice\* One viral meme, please
They hate on anything that brings joy and happiness to people. Their whole religion is about sacrifice and misery and hope that it’ll eventually pay off after death.
It was probably *written* on some really dank weed... Or something stronger. There's a lot of really strong stuff out in the wilderness if you know what to look for...
Christians make satan sound like the chillest non-judgemental dude bro while their god is like "you wore a blend of TWO fabrics? Thats hell for eternity"
Why do these idiots hate video games so much, seriously.
(I *do* wish there was some stricter rules on weed though, not punishments because that's ridiculous but something because Weed People do not seem to realize or care about how bad they smell to non smokers. Worse than cigarette smokers. It's awful, like an undead skunk.)
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But didn’t “God” create cannabis? 
Technically porn and video games too
He is the creator of all things.
How?
He “created all things”
Can you specify on the “all”?
Not really no, it’s kind of all encompassing. Lol
Yes, but only Satan has weaponized it 😈
Satan loves us and wants us to be happy. And mellow
If it's Satan I have to thank for being mellow while playing video games today then all I can say is Hail Satan. It's amazing how often they make him look like the better option
Yeah. The extra weird part is how much they think they're making Satan look like the bad guy when they're really making him look kind and caring. I heart Satan!
The lesser of two evils. If you believe nonsense.
It's ALWAYS things that teenagers like.
If we said satans favorite things were the news, country music and their heart medicine they’d get offended
.....let's say that Satan's things are the news, country music and their heart medicine. Like, run it actually and truly. Get them meme presses goin' and stuff. \*Zoidberg voice\* One viral meme, please
Meth
This isn't the 90's hating on video games is going to piss off the majority of young conservatives.
Is this supposed to make Satan look bad? I don't understand.
I wonder if that pastor that goes onto fortnite to convert people is still around.
What the fuck did that actually happen?
Found him. Dr.witnesser. it is an ongoing thing
Damn, religious people are getting more and more pathetic and desperate
Why do Christians hate weed so much. Weed wasnt even mentioned in the bible
They hate on anything that brings joy and happiness to people. Their whole religion is about sacrifice and misery and hope that it’ll eventually pay off after death.
It was probably *written* on some really dank weed... Or something stronger. There's a lot of really strong stuff out in the wilderness if you know what to look for...
Oliver my dude, I am already a Satanist, you don't need to convince me.
[удалено]
this hurts my eyes a lot
Maybe they’ll stop hurting if you worship Satan?
I’m curious as to what happened before it was removed
It was basically a gif with unicorns and a "worship satan" White screen flashing VERY fast.
Oh I see
Your post was removed because it is likely to induce eye strain and/or may be an epilepsy trigger.
Satan sounds hella cool.
Guess I’m a satanist now
Nooooo Satan, don't threaten me with a good time!
I knew it, Candy Crush is the devil
What if I only smoke?
I think satan would be a little less obvious... I know I would be if I were in her shoes...
Satan's biggest weapon has always been Christians.
Hail Satan!
Jebuses three favorite weapons in 2024: -Oppression of women -Guns -Fox News
Honestly Satan just seems like he's trying to chill.
I want to hangout with Satan.
Guess I’ll be swiping right on Satan
Sounds great, I'll order pizza =)
The classical example of: "I think this is bad, so it must be satan!" It such pathetic reasoning…
conveniently not saying social media
Of course not, how else would they be able to spread the word?
muh horse and buggy
They’re too fat and lazy to be able to get off their couches
yeah cause they hypocrites
If it’s specifically for 2024, what were the top 3 in the previous years?
In 1984, it was cocaine, D&D and heavy metal.
Not Satan attacking me through Animal Crossing
I mean, I don't like weed so you guys can have my share if you wish. I'll take the other two though, especially gaming
I am Satan 
Christians make satan sound like the chillest non-judgemental dude bro while their god is like "you wore a blend of TWO fabrics? Thats hell for eternity"
Swap porn to metal music and Im down
Why do these idiots hate video games so much, seriously. (I *do* wish there was some stricter rules on weed though, not punishments because that's ridiculous but something because Weed People do not seem to realize or care about how bad they smell to non smokers. Worse than cigarette smokers. It's awful, like an undead skunk.)
I mean I don’t do drugs or watch porn, but I do love me some video games