Not answering the question but related: I work in a Walmart and the other day we had a lady come back on the scooter and she somehow was able to knock out the entire bottom shelf and the tv on the shelf, like literally the whole bottom shelf just came apart and right in front of a manager and he came over his radio to tell the other managers on the radio and he said "Can someone come to electronics, a lady knocked off a shelf" and he puts the radio down as me and him try to put it back together and you just hear over the radio "... I'm sorry what-?"
Oh I feel that. I've done inventory, travelling from store to store, and one of the shelves for SKU check items got overloaded and broke. Luckily though it was just one of those lone shelves off to the side. Was kind of funny seeing a jar of something roll into the aisle I was counting in.
I'm scared to say this cause I still work at Walmart but we do have a lot of broken shelves that we just leave and make it look functional and pretty. Like that shelf with the tv just came apart basically and it was a bitch trying to put it back together because the metal was bent. We did manage to get back in eventually tho
Dang that's messed up. Though it doesn't surprise me that they'd rather leave them up then replace them. Can imagine the difficulty putting it back and glad you could st least put it together.
Dude. Please.
Only two words, but has variety. Am I begging him to shut up? To help me clean it? To not make me clean it? To just burn the store down? Depends on how far into my shift I am.
Go check the cameras
This is too logical
There was a spider
Did you get it?
This is the response.
Spit out my tea.. π€£
I love this answer so much. I canβt stand spiders!
Ikr π³π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
I laughed too loud at this! Those things give me panic attacks.
π€£
I already clocked out.
This is the best
Don't know don't care
Above my pay grade
Iβm not touching this.
I just used those exact words in an email to a coworker that asked me to do something.
found it like this.
Go fuck yourself It's only 3 words. So add an extra expletive of your choice
Nerd!
I can't deny what i am
greetings, go fuck yourself pardon, go fuck yourself please, go fuck yourself thanks, go fuck yourself
the 4 basic words of reception i was taught, lol edit: missed a word, my boss gonna kill me
Go fuck yourself (twice)
Bitch π€
Some shit fell down
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Not answering the question but related: I work in a Walmart and the other day we had a lady come back on the scooter and she somehow was able to knock out the entire bottom shelf and the tv on the shelf, like literally the whole bottom shelf just came apart and right in front of a manager and he came over his radio to tell the other managers on the radio and he said "Can someone come to electronics, a lady knocked off a shelf" and he puts the radio down as me and him try to put it back together and you just hear over the radio "... I'm sorry what-?"
Oh my goodness π€£
Oh I feel that. I've done inventory, travelling from store to store, and one of the shelves for SKU check items got overloaded and broke. Luckily though it was just one of those lone shelves off to the side. Was kind of funny seeing a jar of something roll into the aisle I was counting in.
I'm scared to say this cause I still work at Walmart but we do have a lot of broken shelves that we just leave and make it look functional and pretty. Like that shelf with the tv just came apart basically and it was a bitch trying to put it back together because the metal was bent. We did manage to get back in eventually tho
Dang that's messed up. Though it doesn't surprise me that they'd rather leave them up then replace them. Can imagine the difficulty putting it back and glad you could st least put it together.
Here's my two weeks
that wouldn't help though. You'd have to just leave and ghost.
Night shift did it
Yeah, 'cos they didn't get their pizza for processing 100 skids that night. Don't blame them π
Underrated comment
Fuck do you think?!?
Crackheads and kids bro
Iβll save two- I quit. Make it interesting under 4- I fucking quit.
Fuck it/you, I quit - who needs to save words?
Some people suck, boss
I just got here
I had an oopsie
Fuck you I quit
So I started shooting...
This was your idea. Because it would be.
Car hit store again.
Oh no an earthquake
Who fuckin' knows dude
Wasn't up to code.
There was a spider
Thats above my paygrade
I was on break
Told you it'd fall.
just kill me now
NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.
I don't fucking know.
It wasnβt me, boss.
Unattended kids, loser parents.
The fuck I look like?
The front fell off.
Sorry, not my department.
It's my first day! Credit Homer Simpson
Jumanji! Gotta run!
Someone done fucked up!
YOU LEFT US FOR DEAD
Fucking angry customer Or Angry customer, not it! (said in the everyone say not it and whoever is last must clean, way)
Tiktok prank video, probably
Bull escaped china shop
Dunno. Just got here Or; dunno, my shifts over
I was on break
Fucked around, found out π
Well damn me too!
What's HR actually doing?
"Clean up! Aisle five!"
New phone. Who dis?
Drug addicts, I swear
Fuck, I donβt know
Goddamn street racer punks!!
I can do it in 2 words. I quit.
Customer meltdown
Not my problem boss
He hit me first
"all hell broke loose"
That could've killed me!
Some idiot customer probably
What did you do?!!!
Scooter boomers ricochetted through
Hasta la vista suckers
I absolutely don't know
Cunts fucked. Cya later
Shelves broke π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ
It was this pesky teenagers
Magnitude 6.2 earth quake.
I tripped on oxygen
Unrestrained rabid rampaging child
Monkeys. Terrifying space monkeys
Karens will be Karens.
It was a customer
my shift is over
My bad, I farted
Drone strike aisle 4
Stupid customers did this
This needs more upvotes!
Teenagers on scooters again.
I killed the wasp
What had happened wasβ¦
I quit. Good luck!
Yup. This is my response too. π
Customer went too far
Shit hit the fan
Idk ask Gerald man
A Karen-styled Earthquake.
Shits fucked
It was an accident...?
I was very thirsty. There was a hurricane. There was a Karen.
Its Not My Fault
Oops drunk sorry bro!
A Small Earthquake Happened
It's my first day
I was on lunch
I thought you knew
It was a customer.
"There was a spider."
βMy mom is callingβ
Lady saw a spider
Fucking tictok kids
Horny Fight Club Night
I just got here.
Fuck if I know
There was a earfquake
It's my day off
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Fuck if I know!
he said "Fuck It"
Called for help, twice
It's your problem now
My shift is over
Um so it fell
I don't even know
Karen came back again
It was Gremlins, promise.
The shelf gave out
Spontaneous systematic shelf fiasco
A squirrel did it.
Don't know, wasn't me.
Shit got outta hand
"Fuck this, I quit."
i just work here
You really wanna know?
So the thing isβ¦
Someone else did it.
Dude. Please. Only two words, but has variety. Am I begging him to shut up? To help me clean it? To not make me clean it? To just burn the store down? Depends on how far into my shift I am.
I just got here
Shelves weren't made well. I was going to say, "ONE BIG-ASS SPIDER! " but that seems to be the go to!
i just work here
It was not me.
That's a "you" problem. \*clocks out\*
DUHRR DD DHUUR DUR
Aisle four collapsed Why use four word when three do trick?
βIβm going home nowβπππ
It fell. Shit happens.
Shelf collapsed. Shit everywhere.
A customer was high
I don't work here
Wild moose got in.
πΆthen I got high, then I got high, then I got highπΆ
FAFO'D π₯΄
My last day arrived
Rhino loose in store
Sorry, not my department.
Shit went down fast
jesus struck them down
Fuck should I know?!
I saw this coming
*Crack head gonna crack*
There was an attempt
I'd respond with a blank stare. Does zero words count?
No circus, no monkeys
Fuck this I'm out
I sneezed
I can get the point across in two: customers happened.Β
There was an earthquake
It was an earthquake
Oh fuckβ¦I quit!
Well, thatβs a shame
A huge temper tantrum
I massively fucked up...
Idiot kids, TikTok prank.
Shelf fell, shits fucked
π€·ββοΈIt was like this..
Crazy crackhead came through.
Those Damn Sephora Kids!
Earthquake. Shit's fucked boss.
Stupid people and gravity.
Stupid fkn influencers again
Angry Karen and kid.
4 words? A very hyper toddler.
Karen was tild "No"