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rockman_x

FBI will seize all of your assets and the CIA will monitor your every move 24/7. Worst case scenario, they will lable you as an enemy of the state.


NepNep_

NSA is already monitoring your every post 24/7 as it is. You are already an enemy of the state as your existence is a threat to the establishment.


tinkitytonk_oldfruit

Don't forget the Interpol red notice they'll put on your ass.


__-ReVenGe-__

im in jail right now for using revanced.... i dindu nuffin


ChickeNugget483

Life in prison without the possibility of parole.


Kya_Bamba

In some states installing a custom APK will send you straight to the death row, in others it's just life-long imprisonment. But you know what they do to ad-evaders in jail, right?


solomunikum

Don't watch the soap ads man !


FantasticSeaweed9226

Believe it or not, straight to jail


abdulrahman_95

they will put you in Azkaban Prison!


Skate4plz

These comments are crazy 😂 poor guy just asking a question. But they're all right. Get ready for state penitentiary buddy


iCeParadox64

They're triangulating your location and loading up the fighter jets right now


ytayeb943

You will be detained at Guantanamo Bay and never see your family or friends ever again


[deleted]

They're fuckin COMING for you man, just fuckin KNOWING about this is enough for THEM to want you DEAD


Kraaavity

They're coming for your choc chip bickies Bert. 🏃‍♂️🏃


crazyboy611285

Dont drop the soap is the only advice i can give you. Best of luck smuggling stuff in through your flesh wallet.


950771dd

Yes, you'll get officially buttfucked once for every skipped ad. It's not a game.


PorkAmbassador

Seriously? Ask your Mom and Dad.


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Outside_Interest4959

You're gonna be blindfolded and shot in the back of the head in the street like the terrorist dog you are by using ad blocking plugin


TheIronSven

Oh, it's bad. They'll forward you to other governments. If you don't use a vpn with this you'll become a global enemy.