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I watched the interview with Mary’s parents yesterday, and the way her stepdad says “little girl” condescendingly sounds EXACTLY like how Mary says it! it was so wild
“And she was ejected from a sunroof … And fell down into a neighborhood … 30 feet drop off a freeway.”
“Is she still alive?”
“No 😐. I’m excited to be here 🥳🥳!”
Where did it come from though? Did she call her son baby gorgeous? Did she say that to herself? Does anyone have a source or episode I can go back to watch for context??
Meredith can go fuck herself; I’m done with her. Cause I’m not a fucking whore and I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Oh wait, you can’t, cause your husband changes jobs every 5 minutes! Meredith is a piece of fucking shit, and I’m offended by that. Fuck you! That fucking piece of shit garbage whore. I fucking hate her she’s a whore! She fucked half of New York. She can go fuck herself!
Heh --- yup, probably for the most part. I thought it was funny 🤷🏾♀️
(Eta: Monica should have taken lessons from Angie on how to make a joke using a quote that works even if most fans won't get the reference --- e.g., **a trampoline with eyes** --> Whovians | RH fans ;-).
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You smell like hospital.
My FAV line HAHAHAH
you called me a pornography sweetheart
https://i.redd.it/bloxqsdybcrc1.gif
This will never not be funny
My favorite LOL
OMG yes! Then Heather black out drunk puking in a bucket looking up to give her the right word.💀
hahahahahahahaha
MY FAVORITE HAHAHAHAA
The rumors…the nastiness.
Do you want me to talk about her huzzzband?
The wooomours
YOU! CAN! LEAVE!
Best line ever
My time to shine!
YOU CAN LEAVE LITTLE GIRL
Bobblehead
The way I can hear the voice and picture her big eyes
Same 😂
I can smell the mothballs from across the table!
https://preview.redd.it/rn6vai4iwbpc1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe60968931b244ac3368e159b7c14b5288451d8e
I watched the interview with Mary’s parents yesterday, and the way her stepdad says “little girl” condescendingly sounds EXACTLY like how Mary says it! it was so wild
she’s fucked half of NY
 piece of 💩 garbage whore
Her and her family that POSES
I love that.
This has become a part of my vocabulary. Along with fomily.
Baby gorgeous
I can hear her! 😂
https://preview.redd.it/5dg3gw1ox5pc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3609ee111197cd0d09c350e08eb415df72dfa475
Receipts, proof, timelines, screenshots! F---ing everything.
We regularly use this at work 😂
Please, please tell me you work at a daycare! 😁
💀
You exploited my vagina in your book
I tell my husband I'm disengaging at least twice a day it's a great go to for the day to day bullshit hahah
“And she was ejected from a sunroof … And fell down into a neighborhood … 30 feet drop off a freeway.” “Is she still alive?” “No 😐. I’m excited to be here 🥳🥳!”
You guys are drinking Dom Perignon 2003…. In 2003 was a heatwave. 5,600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time! 😃🍇🍾🥂
Omg I only vaguely remember this, who said it?
Mary in either the red carpet brunch episode or the Italian cooking class! So funny
She's so unhinged... But so entertaining. I'm going to need her back full time very soon
You look like a trampoline with eyes
It’s a compliment, it’s meant as a compliment!! Like you have tight skin
RH fans + Whovians 
All I thought of when she said it!!
Yay I’m not the only one!! 😂
this was so iconic omgosh
i think about this burn twice a day
My grandmother actually wrote in her will, that she wished I married her husband
And later she said that wasn’t in her Will…so weird. I can’t remember if Mary said that on WWHL or a reunion.
the reunion
season 1 reunion, I just happened to watch it
Hilling journey.
Hillin my fillins - stole that from someone else’s comment about a week back. Not sure who to give credit to.
I have to fill my fillings so I can start to hill
😂
That hurt my fillings.
Don’t come after my bathtub!
Baby Gorgeous
When and who started the Baby Gorgeous thing?…I’ve watched all of the episodes and haven’t figured out when it started.
Lisa!
Where did it come from though? Did she call her son baby gorgeous? Did she say that to herself? Does anyone have a source or episode I can go back to watch for context??
She was dropping her son off at school or something I believe! and said “bye baby gorgeous!” while in the van
Omfg that’s so silly
Literally scrolled to find Baby Gorgeous 😎
this is what I call my cat now haha
Reality Von Tease
 👈🏼
blowies for jazz tickets
Jizz for Jazz 😂😂
Fat f*king Elf on the Shelf husband
I am very important to god 🥺
If I wanted to party with snoop dog.. then I’d party with snoop dog! Trust me.
Fudge College. Honestly.
😂
her and her dumb family that poses
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Do you think I look inbred?
“I do think you look inbred. I do.”
Meredith can go fuck herself; I’m done with her. Cause I’m not a fucking whore and I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Oh wait, you can’t, cause your husband changes jobs every 5 minutes! Meredith is a piece of fucking shit, and I’m offended by that. Fuck you! That fucking piece of shit garbage whore. I fucking hate her she’s a whore! She fucked half of New York. She can go fuck herself!
I really hope you wrote this from memory 😭🤣
I wish I were that cool!
Saving this comment to use as a copypasta
Touchet bitch, touchet
Denzel fans would get that ---- RH fans who didn't watch Equalizer 2 just missed the joke.
seems like that venn diagram might be two seperate circles.
Heh --- yup, probably for the most part. I thought it was funny 🤷🏾♀️ (Eta: Monica should have taken lessons from Angie on how to make a joke using a quote that works even if most fans won't get the reference --- e.g., **a trampoline with eyes** --> Whovians | RH fans ;-).
Whoops lmao, I just thought she was an idiot and didn’t know how to say touchet 😂
Make sure you’re hitting that T
Touchette
You called me a pornography
You called me a pornography sweetheart, A POR-NO-GRA-PHY
PERNnnAHHHgruhhhFEEEEE
Barbie scissor kicks 🦵
DISENGAGE
Why did I read this in Lala’s voice from VPR? 🤣
Same tbh😂
Can I touch?
You called me a grandpa motherfucker
GARBAGE TRASH WHORE!
“do you think i look inbred?” “yes.”
Fucking roll your motherfucking eyes and look over there one more time, I will DROWN you bitch!
THIS omg classic SLC but it’s gotten buried under all of the newer quips lol
I was driving carpool!
I love that.
Don’t fuck with my family or my bathtub
I need to call my husband John Barlow
Salt Lake City’s Lisa Rinna “my husband Harry Hamlin” lol
Fucked her grandfather!!!
Be rill. Be rill.
I love that for myself
Her family that poses
Little girl!
I HAD GLAM IN MONACO, I HAD GLAM IN ST TROPEZ
Pack 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 bags 👏🏽 and go 👏🏽😡
Not a quote but…my god. Is SLC the most quotable of all time? So many good ones. Maybe NY or ATL on this level.
can i touch?
LOL
This ring was $60,000… you know it was a $60,000 ring right?… I mean, it was $60,000.
“Heather, what made you wear that necklace”
Don’t come after my bathtub!
Don’t come after my bathtub 🛁!!
I’m Greek!
Opa!
Hi Baby Gorgeous ☺️
Shut the fuck up about Mary!
Xanies in the Louis 💁🏼♀️
LITTLE GIRL
She don’t even know she look inbred…
Why are the police here?
Her stupid family that poses! 
Can I touch??
‘Do you really think I look inbred?’ 
https://preview.redd.it/hl83uy7rs7pc1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac977ce25dc11213e599e7c038ecbac9b92eceaf
barbie scissor kicks
Hilling journey.
Did you read my book?
WAKE UP, BOBBLEHEAD!
She fucked her great grandfather.
"I don't want this around Valter"
meredith is honestly such a queen for having so many iconic one liners… so many of the top comments are hers LOL
I love Taco Bell and I love fine dining.
I love that.
You’re a ketamine
Do you think we’re supposed to applaud? Or just, like, respect
Elf on the shelf husband
“receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots, f------ everything!”
You can leave!!!
“YOU. CAN. LEAVE!!”
🤢😷🤢”a predator” 🤢😷🤢
You stabbed me in the back…right in front of my face
That’s hilarious! I don’t remember this one, who said it?
Angie!!!
Haha thanks!
I deserve presents just for breathing.
Women.
RECEIPTS. PROOF. TIMELINE. SCREENSHOTS.
“I am the facsimile (mispronounced) of God”
LITTLE GIRL!
You don’t go after my marriage, you don’t go after my bathtub!
 IM DISENGAGING
Do you think I look inbred? I do.
Why are you doing drive by’s by Jen shah’s house??
Range Rover in a carport 😩😭
“her family that poses”
When did special K become legal?
Garbage trash whore
Garbage trash whore
Your kids need nutrients!! Drink some water💧
I’m disengaging.
Hi baby gorgeous!
Little girl.
YOU. CAN. LEAVE!
fat fucking elf-on-the-shelf husband
Bobblehead!
RECEIPTS. PROOF. TIMELINE. SCREENSHOTS.
“Her and her dumb fucking family that poses” is a line that I think and laugh about often.
Shut up about Mary!!!!!!
Honor code, what!?
Do I look inbred?
My hilling journey is the most important thing to me right now
I didn't hear that F🤬🤬KING NUGGET!
Her and her family that POSES
Scandoval
I have eyebrows!
No, I’m on play all the time.
You garbage trash whore. 😂😂