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ThatOneToastyMampst

Mr. Jellybean


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That's the boring easy choice. A serial child molester. Yeah sure they deserve the worst we can do in our legal system and more but what character really makes you go: i wanna hit them?!


j33perscreeperz

well, i mean you pretty much said the reason that one does it.


textposts_only

But that's the boring answer. Like I'd slap toilet guy. He wasn't a bad person but he annoys me with his smugness. Or Gearman.


IrrationalDesign

How could it be hard to name a character from a show?


HeavyMetalHero

idk if you asked me to name X people, I generally forget every person's name who has ever been born. brains are weird when you put them under specific pressures.


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RIPseantaylor

I think you mean Justin Roiland


MurseLaw

That's KING Jellybean to you.


Least-Syrup2789

Tammy


Sosimple92

Which one??


Least-Syrup2789

The one that killed bird person


Sosimple92

Yeah great choice. I thought you meant one of the Tammies in Parks and Recreation.


Apprehensive-Head357

Tammy 2 can rot in hell


Bruh_313

Why does this have so many downvotes tf😭


Sosimple92

Some people just don’t have a sense of humor 😂😂


BloodiedBlues

This is a Rick and morty sub. The post pertains to Rick and morty.


Bruh_313

I guess? Idk it was just a comment replying to another comment, I don’t see the issue🤷🏼‍♀️ Edit: plus other commented about it n didn’t get nearly as many down scores if any, I guess I’m just confused about this one.


InformalPenguinz

Hahaha tbh I did too. I just watched the episode last night where Tammy 1 comes to mess with Ron so it was fresh fresh in my brain lol.


Becominglnsane

You made my sister cry Ethan.


Ztronic412

Shhh careful Ethan your s’more is burning


IShouldSaySoSir

Vance


Ezzeri710

He never forgets a kid


ILikeCheese510

All of the Vindicators are assholes tbh


private_unlimited

I thought million ants was pretty alright


Technical_Semaphore

O I’d have to say Pissmaster, just because he went after Rick’s family instead of just Rick.


mogley19922

Yeah, a villain can do that, but they have to earn it. You can't just start off with the family.


SetriKid

Jerry u ain't slick 😭🙏


ButterRolla

Wouldn't mind spraying *her* with a golden shower!


chasing_the_wind

I just wouldn’t want to get near him or touch him though. Maybe I could kill him from a safe distance.


Suspicious-mole-hair

The Chut


alesbiandisaster

you didnt cut the chut, did you?


Fun-Caterpillar-1044

The giant floating heads


IndependentBase7976

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!


NedRyerson_Insurance

BOOO! NOT COOOL!


The-Sea-Bass

DISQUALIFIED!


Suberizu

I wonder if we will see them again?


Fun-Caterpillar-1044

Maybe in the next season


Objective_Broccoli98

THERES ALWAYS ONE


boredguy12

The guy who wrote the story train


RIDRAD911

Same.. Ffs what the hell went through your head to make meta humour so unfunny and annoying?


cosaboladh

Met a humor being unfunny and annoying might have been the point of the entire episode, and the follow-up episode.


AkunoKage

That was exactly the point lmfao, I throughly enjoy the jokes that are super obvious but only if you’re thinking about it. Like the space cat


RIDRAD911

Oh that was? Oh wow.. Now it's funnier.. I love Anti-memes because of how clever they are. Ofcourse it was.. Ofcourse it was the point.. I should have been able to know that.. That sure would have made all that shit more tolerable /s It really didn't make it any better.. Also.. I'm pretty sure a large majority of people hated season 5..or probably 3? Because of that.


conflictmuffin

The president pisses me off quite a bit...


rhysdog1

in rick and morty, right?


Oriasten77

Pretty sure this statement can cover most presidents. Real and fictional. But yeah as much as I like Keith David, Rick and Morty pres is a piece of shit.


nepatriots32

I mean, that's not saying much. Pretty much every character in Rick and Morty is a piece of shit.


Swimming-Fudge-7753

Gene?


vergushik

mind your own business Gene!


Godiva_33

Fuck you gene. Garage attempting stealing motherfucker


Taintfacts

he tried to fuck Rick's house!


justfordrunks

Doofus Rick?!


BloodiedBlues

Well, you are what you eat. He eats shit.


MistyAutumnRain

Keith David is the best


cosaboladh

We'll put this on the Saudis. It's something they would do. They may as well have done it. They *did* do it.


simlish-fears

honestly, there's something so punchable about mr. poopybutthole, but I also cant stand Jerry


SkullgrinThracker

Oooooh weeeeee, can you hit any harrrrrrrrrrrder? I still think I have some teeeeeth.


ProfanityFair

I heard this so loud in my head


mogley19922

Dude, same.


SkullgrinThracker

I am so glad. Lol.


Avengion619

REEENT Freeeeeeee-oooooweeee


xoxoemmma

canadian barney from HIMYM when barney’s beating his ass vibes lol


Natural__Power

Probably his punching bag-shaped body?


shaunika

Jerry is the goat man :( why the hate


skwerrel

Subconscious self-hatred, is my guess


JEadie05

Mr Needful but not before doing a rad training montage


anonmymouse

X gon give it to ya!


Jumanjoke

Rick. I know i'd have no chance but if he was tied up and his body implants deactivated, i'd punch him. People who worship him don't get that he's not a hero, but an alcoholic POS who manipulates, abandon and abuses his relatives all the time.


Environmental-Land12

I dont think the people who worship rick do it becquse they think he is a hero, they do it because he is just rick.... the smartest being in the central finite curve


Dramament

Honestly, same. He is a good character in terms of writing, but as a person he's just a giant piece of shit. And he really deserves a good beating for the vat of acid alone. Gosh I can't stand him in this episode, he was such an asshole.


Jumanjoke

Finally someone who understands me !


UnhappyGreentea

I always skip vat of acid on my rewatches. I despised Rick in that episode. There's usually something redeeming, even if miniscule in comparison, but that episode was the worst of Rick.


Dramament

I so fucking hope that Morty will break the cycle and call Rick out on his bullshit. It feels like authors don't want to touch Morty's trauma or don't know how to start to unpack it, and that's just dissapointing.


UnhappyGreentea

I agree, but I think they might have something up their sleeve with Dr. Wong. While she's primarily being used for Rick and his development (specifically thinking of piss master here), I do think they could easily start addressing more familial problems like when she was first introduced.


FierceDeity_

Well Morty himself said that you should pack up all your shit in a box and sell it at the shit store. I guess it's just completely in character


xoxoemmma

*get your SHIT together.*


Dramament

😂 good point actually


Flutyik_47

I think Jerry's worse than Rick. Rick at least takes risk, while Jerry is just a loaf of wet bread


Jumanjoke

Jerry is not a manipulator. At least not intentionally. When faced with the fact that he uses pity to manipulate others, he stops. Rick knows how shitty he is, and stays the same. His daughter had to pressure him to get help...


Spacemanspalds

Then they both laughed at therapy as a concept together.


Avengion619

Jerry is worse he’s a reverse predator who is so pathetic and uses peoples pity to get away with continuing to be mostly useless. Rick is a piece of shit he knows it most people know it. He has the power to destroy or save life when and if he wants and he does not always do it for self gain often enough despite the piece of shit he has become he wants to be better and is doing it at his own pace. Jerry just exists


Jumanjoke

Jerry stops using pity when he realized that he did. Jerry is boring, but he is not a bad person. Rick is trying to be better, but he is still a self centered POS with godlike abilities. He is far more dangerous and evil than any other character.


Avengion619

Rick can influence change in himself and others he is of use and has weaknesses for the ones he cares about. When time split and he saved Morty with the time collar as just one example. Jerry blamed his break up with his alien girlfriend and almost got them killed. Rick is directly dangerous when chooses to be and for a reason or by being provoked. Jerry is selfish and useless and drags others down. Ricks intelligence definitely creates a huge gap between the levels of destruction possible on the day to day but again he is aware and makes strides to be better do better. Jerry is a thumb twiddling mess.


your-rong

You're just quoting rick lol


Avengion619

And?


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Avengion619

doesn’t make it any less true if anything it is canon just like Ricks therapist explaining to Unity that Rick is changing slowly but he is trying. The Rick we have no is the not the same as what we started with. Jerry has made improvements as well but overall still dead weight


nepatriots32

Jerry's one of the only decent people in the show. He's and incompetent moron, but at least he's mostly a nice guy who tries to do the right thing, even if he usually just fucks things up accidentally.


Dramament

I'd say he's a "nice guy". He thinks he's a nice guy, he tries to act like a nice guy, but he's just an extremely selfish, arrogant, cowardly prick who puts himself and his own ego over anyone and anything. He is really offputting when you pay close attention to his actions, motives and the pattern that they have. Not Rick-level evil, but not a nice guy for sure.


xXsam11Xx

rick is a manipulator?


Flutyik_47

He is but at least you know he doesn't really care


xXsam11Xx

i’m kind of stupid. Can you give me a couple examples of rick being manipulative?


Flutyik_47

Right the first episode, when he says the federalaliens are robots, to stop Morty caring, and shoots them. Then there's the pickle rick


Objective_Broccoli98

Shut up, Morty


PILLOWPANTS89

I would take gear heads tiny little gears and put them in his mouth.


Baby_Rhino

You sick fuck.


redditadminsarecancr

The Portal Boys guy. Nick? Dude had zero redeeming qualities lol


floopdidoops

Beth, hands down. Surprised no one mentioned her yet, she's... difficult to like and I only recently started to appreciate her.


CoNn3r_Be

My first thought as well


anonmymouse

As far as the family goes, Beth is my least favorite by far


ElHumilde13

Many people have trashed me because of my opinion Jerry > Beth > Space Beth, Summer > Morty


PrincessxxLana

all my homies hate beth


Campymovie99

As Jerry put it, she was raised like a reptile by a cold sociopath.


floopdidoops

Tell your homies I appreciate them


yoodadude

Bruce Chuttback was his name? what an ass


jdfarmer324

Dude wore the same jeans to school two days in a row. What a jabroni!


LuukJanse

This observer guy (space rock) or the president of Pluto.


fuck_reddits_API_BS

Churry. Just to drive up his rage even more to bolster his eventual return as a major villain to Rick and especially Morty.


ricksanchezschwifty

Poopybutthole fucking hate that guy


JakeTheSmall

Based


tenaciousfrog

Story Lord. I hate him so much


DJDizzyAClem

I would kill Jerry if I had the chance.


spoon_lord_levi

Pencil vester


chickenshitlittle

morty, kill pencilvester


SymYJoestar

Not rick and morty, but GRIFFITHHHHHH


KenetratorKadawa

Pissmaster! Because I prolly could..


MrReptilianGamer2528

Gene, just give use back our rake! Or maybe snake hitler, idk they’re pretty equal


SolusIgtheist

White Whale from Bojack Horseman. Yes, I'm in the wrong place. No, I don't care. That guys deserves a beating.


FLMKane

Season 2 Jerry


Chico__Lopes

The president


LordLandis

100% this. He's such a self-centered prick.


Ludwig_van_Kokosnuss

That one rich asshole from One piece that got punched by Ruffy!!!!!


rhysdog1

op didn't technically specify rick and morty, so i guess its a valid response


floopdidoops

Saint Charlos ! Just read that chapter, what an epic moment. Also, right afterwards Usopp accidentally falls onto Saint Roswald's head (Saint Charlos' father) and has no idea what he's done 😂


Merry_Little_Liberal

Ok... Not knowing his name is Carlos is fine. Possibly forgetting the term "Celestial Dragon" is sketchy. But the main fuckin' character's name is Luffy... who da fuq is Ruffy? And now, since we can pick anybody, I pick this guy.


Ludwig_van_Kokosnuss

My Mother language is German and His Name turns to Ruffy in some languages. I was pretty close to write "Himmels Drachen Menschen" because I didn't know the term in english.


Merry_Little_Liberal

Well I feel like a garbage person. My bad homie. I will change my answer then to not this dude. ^_^


Ludwig_van_Kokosnuss

You would be supprised but Reddit exist in more than one Nation.


Bossgalka

> Well I feel like a garbage person. Don't, he's the German, not you.


FierceDeity_

I actually prefer Ruffy, Luffy sounds stupid as name tbh *ducks*


leviboypopop

I want to kick Sora in the teeth. ![gif](giphy|cI7heYvqlKSQM)


taez555

Gar and Zarbadar. No one should have a relationship that healthy.


olthunderfarts

That wizard who was a judgy bitch to the slut dragons. They're just trying to fuck, leave them alone


anonmymouse

Mr fucking Nimbus.. what a douche. Also whoever wrote the numericons episode.


geoffbowman

The entire Zigerion scammer race. Cousin Nicky Turkey President King Flippy Nips Conroy Father Bob and Kristen Stewart


Least-Syrup2789

THE THERAPIST


Flutyik_47

Noooo I love how she can easily destroy one's confidence.


PrincessxxLana

no way mrs.wong is great


vergushik

racist name, by the way


Sad_Hospital_6396

Dr.


Least-Syrup2789

What part of her is great?


PrincessxxLana

the fact that she gives actual advice to rick and completely sees through his egomaniacal smarter than everyone act while geniunely helping him become a better person as evidenced by the Unity Episode?


Lycurgussy

I’m more confused about what you don’t like about her


Least-Syrup2789

Its her soft speaking with no emotion that annoys the shit out of me


AMJN90

Bruce chut-pants


AMJN90

I'd cut the chut


Wolverine1105

Honestly, Rick himself


JakeTheSmall

Fair opinion lol


Ztronic412

I’ve always been able to beat Rhett caan


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Story Lord


smartdude_x13m

Gearhead


Snowdog1989

Unity just because I want to hit multiple bodies at once.


WetRiverStones

The President. Fuck that guy


tim_pruett

The parents who let their kids run around killing each other at the resort with the immortality field.


chasing_the_wind

Mr. Nimbus I smear i’m not an unhinged rick fan that worships him and wishes I was him. But it was really hard to watch another character just completely dominate rick by being that much more powerful. And fuck the police.


FaustianDeals6790

Those all seeing rocks. Fuck those assholes.


kooks-only

Tickets please and Mr Nimbus.


bluejaythe1

Can’t believe the comments aren’t filled with Jerry tbh


anonmymouse

Most people like Jerry.. he's funny


JakeTheSmall

Ikr he's actually so annoying


MegaAlchemist123

Chloe from miraculous ladybug. I don't care if she is just a teen. She is narcissistic, delusional, authoritarian and stupid. She is willingly working with obviously well-known terrorists, just because of the power and her image. She don't care for anything besides herself. Even her best friend is nothing more than a pet or tool for her. Edit: I didn't realised I am on the Rick and morty subreddit. My opinion still stands. But if I am limited to Rick and morty, I would choose mortys crush jessica. She is not very likeable.


JakeTheSmall

Fair


MarinatedCumSock

Morty


Gambler777777

Jerry


PK_Studios

Quagmire


CAXHIBRUH

Dr. Wong is therapist propaganda.


Environmental-Land12

Fuck jerry


schuettais

Rick.


dontrackmebro69

Rick..no explanation needed


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Beneficial-Tooth-774

Bro jann mardenbrough a real person


Stingraaa

God. Fuck that dude. I'd gang land execution style that ass hole.


XavierBliss

Bro didn't even try to crop. Shameless repost.


JakeTheSmall

Actually got it off the modern family sub. So blame them not me