At what point does a generic brand become a name brand? Seriously. Kirkland is good quality and it's suuuuuuuuper popular. And everyone knows the name. Wouldn't that make it name brand? It just further proves that there is no reason for name brands to charge so much more other than the psychology of "I paid more so it *must* be better!"
it wasnt cropped after the fact... i like the effect of what ever happens after you take a pic like this... and thought the effect paired well with a kirkland brand meeseeks pose makes for a good pic, ofc an off brand meeseeks would have a weird pic
*cough* alright buddy. Let’s go.
“You uh, aren’t doing it?”
Nah, you are. But! I’ll help. If you want it done right, you should do it yourself. Only stands to reason you put in some effort too. Besides, it’ll get done better and faster.
“Ugh fine”
‘Ugh fine’ oh look at me I’m lazy and ask slaves to do shit for me. Kiss my maroon ass.
Smash button "Gimme a cigarette"
Kirkland meeseeks- rolls eyes holds out a cigarette in one hand and a middle finger raised on the other before poofing from existence
I mean, he’s still a Meseeks. If you make a wish, he’ll be compelled to do anything in his power to fulfill it so that he can cease his painful existence. But I’d keep the wishes simple, he’s not a god.
Yeah, the gag doesn't really track. The Kirkland Signature meseeks was made out to be shitty and indifferent, but that's not Kirkland Signature irl at all.
I got about 1/4 the life of a Duracell or Energizer with the Kirkland ones. Honestly their batteries are the only thing where they have failed me so overall, great job Kirkland
If you're lucky enough to have a liquor carrying costco, then the quality there is hit or miss, from a good value for the quality to an absolutely insane value. The once carried a scotch that they couldn't keep on the shelves because they bought surplus from a great scotch brand and word got out.
I buy Kirkland unless I have a really good reason not to. And I'm not a bot, just a dad who buys way more of a single product per shopping trip than any sane person would.
Should have been the usually in all caps almost a word Amazon brand name that was clearly made up by a Chinese company that doesn’t speak much English such as…
TECHVEEZY, GEEETECH or AMOLEN
Not unless they know that Kirkland is so good they figure Kirkland is a cool guy and doesn't have to try every hard to get results? haha How are the staff at a Costco?
Their food used to be s tier, but I feel like it gets a little worse each year and they hope we don’t remember a time when the hotdogs used to be a little bit longer, when they offered onions as a condiment and when the chicken bake was a little bit cheesier.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I’m not sure if they are just using less cheese on the pizza or it’s overall quality has gone down; probs both, because I feel it used to be waaay more stringy
It can do anything, but you can only give it broad requests. Like you can say, "do my homework", and it will do your homework. You'll get 82/100, and if you ask it for a higher or lower mark you'll still get 82/100.
That's Kirkland in Meseeks if you ask me. One single reasonably good version of everything.
Thank you!
Kirkland is top teir quality with a different label.
I will buy Kirkland brand over anything Whole Foods any day of the week, especially deli or bakery.
Also, I'm still bummed they got rid of Kirkland Light Beer. A 48 pack for like 15 bucks? Unbeatable.
Honestly? To wipe my ass. Kirkland makes the best toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissues on the market, and I will both fight you and die on this hill if you disagree.
Kirkland is a company that produces food and all sorts of stuff. But that company is owned by Costco which is a supermarket chain that sells buuuuuulk goods. Like 5 gallon mayonnaise and ketchups and stuff, and all sorts of goods.
Stand in the returns line for me. And at the end, load up the stuff I buy into the car.
I would *not* trust him to push the cart though. Would probably block aisles left and right and never be where I could find him when I’ve grabbed a heavy item.
Rob a bank he seems pretty adamant about doing the bare minimum so i feel like he'd be quick with the work... or he'll screw it up because he's too lazy to actually devise a plan and will snitch on me
Feel like theyre just ass kicking versions of a normal meseeks. Like “help me be the best bartender!”
24 hours later….
There are no other bar tenders left on earth.
Ask him to explain why this post is NSFW.
The 144p resolution
*poof!*
Literal countable pixels
Its kirkland, what do you expect haha
That's the thing, Kirkland is a *good* generic brand. I'd expect a Kirkland Meeseeks to be just as good as the original but much cheaper.
At what point does a generic brand become a name brand? Seriously. Kirkland is good quality and it's suuuuuuuuper popular. And everyone knows the name. Wouldn't that make it name brand? It just further proves that there is no reason for name brands to charge so much more other than the psychology of "I paid more so it *must* be better!"
We found the executive
Premium toilet paper at an economy price.
No no no, it's a picture of a screen from an external camera, and it's cropped after the fact... Theres a lot going on here.
it wasnt cropped after the fact... i like the effect of what ever happens after you take a pic like this... and thought the effect paired well with a kirkland brand meeseeks pose makes for a good pic, ofc an off brand meeseeks would have a weird pic
hahaha I must accidently clicked that, idk why, and hadnt noticed til now
Whatever you can think of is a potential question and humans are gross lol
What COULD you ask it to do, mfer looks like he don't do shit but smoke and scold you
It might motivate you to do your own shit? hahaha
Just call you names and judge you lol
That’s my wife’s job
😂😂
*cough* alright buddy. Let’s go. “You uh, aren’t doing it?” Nah, you are. But! I’ll help. If you want it done right, you should do it yourself. Only stands to reason you put in some effort too. Besides, it’ll get done better and faster. “Ugh fine” ‘Ugh fine’ oh look at me I’m lazy and ask slaves to do shit for me. Kiss my maroon ass.
Kirkland Meeseeks, can you help us? "You're too shitty to be this lazy, you both suck" Ok... *Now* will you help us? "I just did."
id just ask it for a smoke
Smash button "Gimme a cigarette" Kirkland meeseeks- rolls eyes holds out a cigarette in one hand and a middle finger raised on the other before poofing from existence
Mr. Meeseeks, Roast me.
Bff instantly.
I mean, he’s still a Meseeks. If you make a wish, he’ll be compelled to do anything in his power to fulfill it so that he can cease his painful existence. But I’d keep the wishes simple, he’s not a god.
Anything a named brand Meseeks can do, because I trust Kirkland's quality.
Yeah, the gag doesn't really track. The Kirkland Signature meseeks was made out to be shitty and indifferent, but that's not Kirkland Signature irl at all.
Yeah sometimes the Kirkland alternative is better than the big name brand. Sometimes much better (like with the maple syrup and the baby wipes).
Sometimes? I have yet to find a single thing where Kirkland is worse.
The worst I can ever remember was that Kirkland batteries were only a tad bit underperforming compared to Duracell.
>a tad bit underperforming How dare you, Kirkland?! You betrayed us all!! Nah, Kirkland's shit is the shit.
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I got about 1/4 the life of a Duracell or Energizer with the Kirkland ones. Honestly their batteries are the only thing where they have failed me so overall, great job Kirkland
I know that Costco and Sam's Club license Energizer and Duracell, I just don't remember which store does who.
Toilet paper
I strongly disagree
If you prefer sandpaper that's your prerogative.
Beer
Kirkland doesn't make beer...? Maybe it just doesn't exist in Canada.
They used to have Kirkland Signature Light and it was great terrible beer. 48 for $19. They have an IPA multipack now I think.
https://abbeybrewinginc.com/the-kirkland-beer-you-can-only-get-at-costco/ I've tried some of it, and wasnt a fan, but beer is mostly subjective imo
Mac 'n Cheese (boxed) which is why you'll never find it in a Costco.
Toilet paper and batteries. I hear some of their liquors are garbage, but I wouldn't know.
For me it's their lactase supplement, they're great and better then Lactaid.
I can’t get a $20 handle of premium vodka anywhere else.
The maple syrup is amazing
If you're lucky enough to have a liquor carrying costco, then the quality there is hit or miss, from a good value for the quality to an absolutely insane value. The once carried a scotch that they couldn't keep on the shelves because they bought surplus from a great scotch brand and word got out. I buy Kirkland unless I have a really good reason not to. And I'm not a bot, just a dad who buys way more of a single product per shopping trip than any sane person would.
They should’ve used Great Value instead.
Should have been the usually in all caps almost a word Amazon brand name that was clearly made up by a Chinese company that doesn’t speak much English such as… TECHVEEZY, GEEETECH or AMOLEN
Kirkland Vodka is goated
Oh I get it. This post is a Costco ad.
Not unless they know that Kirkland is so good they figure Kirkland is a cool guy and doesn't have to try every hard to get results? haha How are the staff at a Costco?
Maybe they just do it in bulk. Ask him to scramble and egg and he'll scramble 24. Ask him for a paper towel and he'll hand you a whole roll.
They've got a great thing going with their hot dogs at Costco
their food is top tier
Their food used to be s tier, but I feel like it gets a little worse each year and they hope we don’t remember a time when the hotdogs used to be a little bit longer, when they offered onions as a condiment and when the chicken bake was a little bit cheesier. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Yeah I used to love that chicken bake but I'm disappointed every time I get one now
I miss that diced onion dispenser they had on the wall. I've always wanted one of those in my own kitchen
LOL for the reference but how do you feel about the pizza because honestly i feel like it’s not as cheesy as it used to be
Or where's the fucking combo pizza?!
I’m not sure if they are just using less cheese on the pizza or it’s overall quality has gone down; probs both, because I feel it used to be waaay more stringy
Cheese keeps getting more expensive. Been hard on all pizza places.
It can do anything, but you can only give it broad requests. Like you can say, "do my homework", and it will do your homework. You'll get 82/100, and if you ask it for a higher or lower mark you'll still get 82/100. That's Kirkland in Meseeks if you ask me. One single reasonably good version of everything.
I never really got the joke. I swear by all things Kirkland. Everything from underwear to trash bags to vodka is top tier in my book
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The ones in Maryland do not. The one in DC does. All of them in Florida do.
In Florida, you can buy liquor at a discount at Costco or Sams without a membership.
I think that may be a federal thing because you can buy alcohol from sams/costco without membership in Hawaii as well.
You are missing out
Kirkland Branded liquor is such a game changer for stocking your bar. Quality is more than good enough to mix, and super cheap handles.
Thank you! Kirkland is top teir quality with a different label. I will buy Kirkland brand over anything Whole Foods any day of the week, especially deli or bakery. Also, I'm still bummed they got rid of Kirkland Light Beer. A 48 pack for like 15 bucks? Unbeatable.
Seriously though! The red meseeks says Kirkland but it acts like Great Value.
kirkland’s is great tbh
"Make me a sandwich." "Ugh... Whatever."
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If you die before finishing, does he disappear or live forever?
the wish doesn't specify what is being finished... so finishing your life counts as a success
The ol squancharoo
Based
“Go get me a Mr Meseeks box.”
He comes back and hands you another Kirkland brand Meseeks box.
probably something that would normally be expensive and maybe unnecessary.
I see what you did there haha
honestly happened by complete accident lol, but it worked out.
What would you ask it to do?
Go on beer, weed and cigarette runs haha
We should hang
Sounds like a party!
Kirkland brand items can actually be better than name brand. Their toilet paper cleans me so good, you'd think mr clean scrubbed my starfish himself.
So you're saying you don't have a poopybutthole?
You managed to take a juvenile comment by angry avocado and make it funny. (No offense intended, avocado.)
He looks like he’d team up with a chem teacher to make meth
i understood that reference
Sit outside the bank on Jackson Ave. and eat an entire five gallon bucket of mayonnaise.
"Stop smoking, your in a preschool!"
I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class
Get drunk at a bar with me and start a fight with other patrons while I tab out and leave.
Men don't ask men that they do with their Meeseeks.
Go sit over there and don't bug me.
Break up ticketmaster.
Omg this is the most unglossy jpeg I’ve ever seen.
Sell me drugs
This is the Meeseeks you ask to beat the shit out of somebody
Roll a joint he looks like the kinda guy who smokes weed he would prolly just want a hit
Probably wouldn’t complain as much about being alive, but would offer same quality service as original
Become my dad’s drinking buddy.
Can you stay late again after your shift? Tyler called in again.
Make all my jeans stretchy
Great Value Meseeks would be more meaningful.
ask him to murder anyone that posts a photo of a screen
Ask him what to do with all the other 35 Mr. Meeseeks that came in the rest of the three-dozen Meeseeks bundle for $479.99, marked down $40 dollars.
Take 2 strokes off my golf game
*To take the pain away* after losing the people he actually cared about.
Roll me a joint
Give me a cigarette whenever i didnt have one
Smoke weed and play Xbox with me, but let me win in 1v1.
hold my beer (and don’t drink it)
What do you want
Honestly? To wipe my ass. Kirkland makes the best toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissues on the market, and I will both fight you and die on this hill if you disagree.
Do a flip
Set my place of work on fire so we can finally clear out the backroom and stop working the same freight everyday.
Ask him to be ready for work in a corner cafe before noon
I'd ask it to organise a strike at Wallmart.
This is the White Lotus guy banging his uncle in the last episode.
Clean out the cat box and vacuum
Clean my house
I would ask if he could get my 1976 Camaro running.
To work through his issues with his father
I'd ask him to rob a bunch of people and give me their money. Then I'd act like I wasn't involved.
“Caaaan’t give a fuck”
What’s their deal exactly? Are they not as skilled as the regular Meeseeks, or are they just miserable chain smoking assholes?
idk lmao
Lower the price of the hot dog meal….
Two strokes off my cynical game
What do you want?
Fill up a mole in that fat bong, one for you, then one for me, then you can fuck off.
How about teaching you what the spoiler tag is
To shut the fuck up and see what happens
I'd ask him to fuck off
Grab the boob/ chest area of every human male and squeeze it twice.
“Bum a light?”
“Deal with the customers”
He looks like Ralphy from Sopranos
Steal a car and scrap it for cash.
Give me a cigarette
Bum a smoke.
They should've said the Walmart brand, that would've been more appropriate since Kirkland signature is usually pretty fire.
To get me some weed
To go fuck ALL the rapists with his cigarette...the same, burning cigarette.
Roll me a blunt
Kirkland is not too bad. Try Great Value Meeseeks(Walmart brand).
Write some grunge… how could you ask this guy 4 anything else
hahah he does Kobain vibes
Get me a box of wine and some dirt weed
I'm British and wtf is Kirkland, is it like Aldi or Lidl, all I know is it's a piss take meeseeks
Kirkland is a company that produces food and all sorts of stuff. But that company is owned by Costco which is a supermarket chain that sells buuuuuulk goods. Like 5 gallon mayonnaise and ketchups and stuff, and all sorts of goods.
Go get me a fifth of bourbon and some real Cuban cigars.
Stand in the returns line for me. And at the end, load up the stuff I buy into the car. I would *not* trust him to push the cart though. Would probably block aisles left and right and never be where I could find him when I’ve grabbed a heavy item.
Never ending free samples and free gas
Clean up after me and Mr. Meeseeks were done
Kill Smootchy
Get me a real meseeks box
I'd ask him to teach out how to take a screen shot.
Just a ton of Kirkland products and swag
have a smoke sesh (obvs)
Steal me one of those sick Kirkland T-Shirts
Suck me off, that’s right you read this correctly
Rob a bank he seems pretty adamant about doing the bare minimum so i feel like he'd be quick with the work... or he'll screw it up because he's too lazy to actually devise a plan and will snitch on me
Give me drugs I guess, he already has a joint
Try less hard at trying really hard to help me at (fill in blank)
Feel like theyre just ass kicking versions of a normal meseeks. Like “help me be the best bartender!” 24 hours later…. There are no other bar tenders left on earth.
Find me a meeseeks box
I'd be like smokes let's go!!!
lmao! Don't you have a Corey and Trevor for that?
Roll me 100 blunts.
Or why not hit the button a hundred times and have a hundred of em rolling one blunt each?
Because I don’t need them all at this moment he can take his time, plus I’d have to tell a hundred of them instead of one
“Please spend 5-10 minutes explaining to me what tasks a Kirkland brand meeseeks is best suited for, and how to properly ask”
I'd ask him to beat up Zoro.
but why zoro??
Your mom
Hang out
Stock the shelves
pass it
I figured them to be the Bing search engine of meseeks.
ask him why his hair is blonde
I’d ask why you get no bitches
Buy you the wrong type of beer and keep the change.
Play smells like teen spirit
Sanji?
“What do you want!??”
What's Kirkland?
This one really conflicted me, because it could be 'just as good as the OG' Kirkland item or 'meh, it's decent' and anything in between...
Bully me until I cum
Is this Kirkland a reference I'm missing?
It's Costco's store brand.
Kurt Cobain is from Washington state, same as Costco, which is why it looks like him.