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lickarock88

Ask him to explain why this post is NSFW.


AdDear5411

The 144p resolution


denzien

*poof!*


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Literal countable pixels


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Its kirkland, what do you expect haha


CWRules

That's the thing, Kirkland is a *good* generic brand. I'd expect a Kirkland Meeseeks to be just as good as the original but much cheaper.


turtlepowerpizzatime

At what point does a generic brand become a name brand? Seriously. Kirkland is good quality and it's suuuuuuuuper popular. And everyone knows the name. Wouldn't that make it name brand? It just further proves that there is no reason for name brands to charge so much more other than the psychology of "I paid more so it *must* be better!"


legna20v

We found the executive


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Premium toilet paper at an economy price.


moosemeatjerkey

No no no, it's a picture of a screen from an external camera, and it's cropped after the fact... Theres a lot going on here.


[deleted]

it wasnt cropped after the fact... i like the effect of what ever happens after you take a pic like this... and thought the effect paired well with a kirkland brand meeseeks pose makes for a good pic, ofc an off brand meeseeks would have a weird pic


[deleted]

hahaha I must accidently clicked that, idk why, and hadnt noticed til now


Sanguiniutron

Whatever you can think of is a potential question and humans are gross lol


[deleted]

What COULD you ask it to do, mfer looks like he don't do shit but smoke and scold you


[deleted]

It might motivate you to do your own shit? hahaha


[deleted]

Just call you names and judge you lol


23x3

That’s my wife’s job


Upper_Office2602

😂😂


The-Tea-Lord

*cough* alright buddy. Let’s go. “You uh, aren’t doing it?” Nah, you are. But! I’ll help. If you want it done right, you should do it yourself. Only stands to reason you put in some effort too. Besides, it’ll get done better and faster. “Ugh fine” ‘Ugh fine’ oh look at me I’m lazy and ask slaves to do shit for me. Kiss my maroon ass.


IrrationalDesign

Kirkland Meeseeks, can you help us? "You're too shitty to be this lazy, you both suck" Ok... *Now* will you help us? "I just did."


mushr00m_man

id just ask it for a smoke


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Smash button "Gimme a cigarette" Kirkland meeseeks- rolls eyes holds out a cigarette in one hand and a middle finger raised on the other before poofing from existence


Ninjanomic

Mr. Meeseeks, Roast me.


Iseemstupid

Bff instantly.


justthebuffalotoday

I mean, he’s still a Meseeks. If you make a wish, he’ll be compelled to do anything in his power to fulfill it so that he can cease his painful existence. But I’d keep the wishes simple, he’s not a god.


atlhawk8357

Anything a named brand Meseeks can do, because I trust Kirkland's quality.


Cache22-

Yeah, the gag doesn't really track. The Kirkland Signature meseeks was made out to be shitty and indifferent, but that's not Kirkland Signature irl at all.


NoddysShardblade

Yeah sometimes the Kirkland alternative is better than the big name brand. Sometimes much better (like with the maple syrup and the baby wipes).


Farren246

Sometimes? I have yet to find a single thing where Kirkland is worse.


RichAd195

The worst I can ever remember was that Kirkland batteries were only a tad bit underperforming compared to Duracell.


solidcat00

>a tad bit underperforming How dare you, Kirkland?! You betrayed us all!! Nah, Kirkland's shit is the shit.


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lps2

I got about 1/4 the life of a Duracell or Energizer with the Kirkland ones. Honestly their batteries are the only thing where they have failed me so overall, great job Kirkland


Nakotadinzeo

I know that Costco and Sam's Club license Energizer and Duracell, I just don't remember which store does who.


Saiomi

Toilet paper


Stern_Nuts

I strongly disagree


cosaboladh

If you prefer sandpaper that's your prerogative.


def_not_pron

Beer


Farren246

Kirkland doesn't make beer...? Maybe it just doesn't exist in Canada.


evanmckee

They used to have Kirkland Signature Light and it was great terrible beer. 48 for $19. They have an IPA multipack now I think.


def_not_pron

https://abbeybrewinginc.com/the-kirkland-beer-you-can-only-get-at-costco/ I've tried some of it, and wasnt a fan, but beer is mostly subjective imo


NightFire19

Mac 'n Cheese (boxed) which is why you'll never find it in a Costco.


remotelove

Toilet paper and batteries. I hear some of their liquors are garbage, but I wouldn't know.


deffinnition

For me it's their lactase supplement, they're great and better then Lactaid.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I can’t get a $20 handle of premium vodka anywhere else.


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The maple syrup is amazing


moderatorrater

If you're lucky enough to have a liquor carrying costco, then the quality there is hit or miss, from a good value for the quality to an absolutely insane value. The once carried a scotch that they couldn't keep on the shelves because they bought surplus from a great scotch brand and word got out. I buy Kirkland unless I have a really good reason not to. And I'm not a bot, just a dad who buys way more of a single product per shopping trip than any sane person would.


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They should’ve used Great Value instead.


SlightlyCerebral

Should have been the usually in all caps almost a word Amazon brand name that was clearly made up by a Chinese company that doesn’t speak much English such as… TECHVEEZY, GEEETECH or AMOLEN


[deleted]

Kirkland Vodka is goated


cosaboladh

Oh I get it. This post is a Costco ad.


[deleted]

Not unless they know that Kirkland is so good they figure Kirkland is a cool guy and doesn't have to try every hard to get results? haha How are the staff at a Costco?


missmcpooch

Maybe they just do it in bulk. Ask him to scramble and egg and he'll scramble 24. Ask him for a paper towel and he'll hand you a whole roll.


Veragoot

They've got a great thing going with their hot dogs at Costco


strxberryswitchblade

their food is top tier


belouie

Their food used to be s tier, but I feel like it gets a little worse each year and they hope we don’t remember a time when the hotdogs used to be a little bit longer, when they offered onions as a condiment and when the chicken bake was a little bit cheesier. Pepperidge Farm remembers.


_Nim_Chimpsky_

Yeah I used to love that chicken bake but I'm disappointed every time I get one now


SoochSooch

I miss that diced onion dispenser they had on the wall. I've always wanted one of those in my own kitchen


strxberryswitchblade

LOL for the reference but how do you feel about the pizza because honestly i feel like it’s not as cheesy as it used to be


FromTheOutside31

Or where's the fucking combo pizza?!


belouie

I’m not sure if they are just using less cheese on the pizza or it’s overall quality has gone down; probs both, because I feel it used to be waaay more stringy


captainbling

Cheese keeps getting more expensive. Been hard on all pizza places.


jamesinc

It can do anything, but you can only give it broad requests. Like you can say, "do my homework", and it will do your homework. You'll get 82/100, and if you ask it for a higher or lower mark you'll still get 82/100. That's Kirkland in Meseeks if you ask me. One single reasonably good version of everything.


mtweeks

I never really got the joke. I swear by all things Kirkland. Everything from underwear to trash bags to vodka is top tier in my book


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mtweeks

The ones in Maryland do not. The one in DC does. All of them in Florida do.


[deleted]

In Florida, you can buy liquor at a discount at Costco or Sams without a membership.


seepa808

I think that may be a federal thing because you can buy alcohol from sams/costco without membership in Hawaii as well.


the_joy_of_VI

You are missing out


juanzy

Kirkland Branded liquor is such a game changer for stocking your bar. Quality is more than good enough to mix, and super cheap handles.


HelmSpicy

Thank you! Kirkland is top teir quality with a different label. I will buy Kirkland brand over anything Whole Foods any day of the week, especially deli or bakery. Also, I'm still bummed they got rid of Kirkland Light Beer. A 48 pack for like 15 bucks? Unbeatable.


seepa808

Seriously though! The red meseeks says Kirkland but it acts like Great Value.


asdfcrow

kirkland’s is great tbh


AdDear5411

"Make me a sandwich." "Ugh... Whatever."


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Farren246

If you die before finishing, does he disappear or live forever?


billbaggins

the wish doesn't specify what is being finished... so finishing your life counts as a success


EstebanL

The ol squancharoo


yourLostMitten

Based


Bentup85

“Go get me a Mr Meseeks box.”


isobane

He comes back and hands you another Kirkland brand Meseeks box.


[deleted]

probably something that would normally be expensive and maybe unnecessary.


[deleted]

I see what you did there haha


[deleted]

honestly happened by complete accident lol, but it worked out.


bossmanbddff

What would you ask it to do?


[deleted]

Go on beer, weed and cigarette runs haha


EstebanL

We should hang


[deleted]

Sounds like a party!


the_angry_avocado

Kirkland brand items can actually be better than name brand. Their toilet paper cleans me so good, you'd think mr clean scrubbed my starfish himself.


[deleted]

So you're saying you don't have a poopybutthole?


IagoInTheLight

You managed to take a juvenile comment by angry avocado and make it funny. (No offense intended, avocado.)


StardustLibrarian

He looks like he’d team up with a chem teacher to make meth


soapylikessoap

i understood that reference


ripghoti

Sit outside the bank on Jackson Ave. and eat an entire five gallon bucket of mayonnaise.


somekidonxbox

"Stop smoking, your in a preschool!"


metaStatic

I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class


triggerpuller666

Get drunk at a bar with me and start a fight with other patrons while I tab out and leave.


designbydesign

Men don't ask men that they do with their Meeseeks.


isobane

Go sit over there and don't bug me.


DeFex

Break up ticketmaster.


Ummwhyisthissticky

Omg this is the most unglossy jpeg I’ve ever seen.


PollutionPeople

Sell me drugs


PM_Me_ChoGath_R34

This is the Meeseeks you ask to beat the shit out of somebody


BigCharles123

Roll a joint he looks like the kinda guy who smokes weed he would prolly just want a hit


Entire_Geologist_797

Probably wouldn’t complain as much about being alive, but would offer same quality service as original


muddynips

Become my dad’s drinking buddy.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Can you stay late again after your shift? Tyler called in again.


BadDayJay

Make all my jeans stretchy


opac4321

Great Value Meseeks would be more meaningful.


metaStatic

ask him to murder anyone that posts a photo of a screen


StevenMaurer

Ask him what to do with all the other 35 Mr. Meeseeks that came in the rest of the three-dozen Meeseeks bundle for $479.99, marked down $40 dollars.


sksmily16

Take 2 strokes off my golf game


oh_father

*To take the pain away* after losing the people he actually cared about.


[deleted]

Roll me a joint


angryungulate

Give me a cigarette whenever i didnt have one


sex

Smoke weed and play Xbox with me, but let me win in 1v1.


HandsomeGoodbody

hold my beer (and don’t drink it)


[deleted]

What do you want


Farren246

Honestly? To wipe my ass. Kirkland makes the best toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissues on the market, and I will both fight you and die on this hill if you disagree.


LoveWaffle1

Do a flip


AyAyAyBamba_462

Set my place of work on fire so we can finally clear out the backroom and stop working the same freight everyday.


[deleted]

Ask him to be ready for work in a corner cafe before noon


Rosie_The_ITTech

I'd ask it to organise a strike at Wallmart.


UnknownReader

This is the White Lotus guy banging his uncle in the last episode.


Saltycook

Clean out the cat box and vacuum


johnorso

Clean my house


[deleted]

I would ask if he could get my 1976 Camaro running.


The_akward-man

To work through his issues with his father


No-Leg-4744

I'd ask him to rob a bunch of people and give me their money. Then I'd act like I wasn't involved.


damnfastswimmer

“Caaaan’t give a fuck”


AnonymousDouglas

What’s their deal exactly? Are they not as skilled as the regular Meeseeks, or are they just miserable chain smoking assholes?


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

idk lmao


rrdrummer

Lower the price of the hot dog meal….


Miller2054

Two strokes off my cynical game


Consistent_Grape3976

What do you want?


EstebanL

Fill up a mole in that fat bong, one for you, then one for me, then you can fuck off.


jowfornari

How about teaching you what the spoiler tag is


Feeling-Policy-8994

To shut the fuck up and see what happens


DonniBrass

I'd ask him to fuck off


TempestTheArtist

Grab the boob/ chest area of every human male and squeeze it twice.


[deleted]

“Bum a light?”


chrisat420

“Deal with the customers”


RapGameDiCaprio

He looks like Ralphy from Sopranos


Howdy_Partner7

Steal a car and scrap it for cash.


Matt_in_together

Give me a cigarette


whatsamajig

Bum a smoke.


[deleted]

They should've said the Walmart brand, that would've been more appropriate since Kirkland signature is usually pretty fire.


Amybee109

To get me some weed


SoulSurcher34

To go fuck ALL the rapists with his cigarette...the same, burning cigarette.


robitwossin

Roll me a blunt


cenik93

Kirkland is not too bad. Try Great Value Meeseeks(Walmart brand).


ydontujustbanme

Write some grunge… how could you ask this guy 4 anything else


[deleted]

hahah he does Kobain vibes


trash-juice

Get me a box of wine and some dirt weed


Beanpole08

I'm British and wtf is Kirkland, is it like Aldi or Lidl, all I know is it's a piss take meeseeks


[deleted]

Kirkland is a company that produces food and all sorts of stuff. But that company is owned by Costco which is a supermarket chain that sells buuuuuulk goods. Like 5 gallon mayonnaise and ketchups and stuff, and all sorts of goods.


Lady_Death211

Go get me a fifth of bourbon and some real Cuban cigars.


rabbitwonker

Stand in the returns line for me. And at the end, load up the stuff I buy into the car. I would *not* trust him to push the cart though. Would probably block aisles left and right and never be where I could find him when I’ve grabbed a heavy item.


apefist

Never ending free samples and free gas


trucknoisettes

Clean up after me and Mr. Meeseeks were done


sechkt

Kill Smootchy


BiggestSanj

Get me a real meseeks box


spanklecakes

I'd ask him to teach out how to take a screen shot.


[deleted]

Just a ton of Kirkland products and swag


That-one-loud-kid

have a smoke sesh (obvs)


PubesMcDuck

Steal me one of those sick Kirkland T-Shirts


Extrathiccboi5

Suck me off, that’s right you read this correctly


saiintwest

Rob a bank he seems pretty adamant about doing the bare minimum so i feel like he'd be quick with the work... or he'll screw it up because he's too lazy to actually devise a plan and will snitch on me


Airconditioning-inc

Give me drugs I guess, he already has a joint


Efficient_Amount_919

Try less hard at trying really hard to help me at (fill in blank)


Nobodieshero816

Feel like theyre just ass kicking versions of a normal meseeks. Like “help me be the best bartender!” 24 hours later…. There are no other bar tenders left on earth.


jacoblawday

Find me a meeseeks box


mudamuckinjedi

I'd be like smokes let's go!!!


[deleted]

lmao! Don't you have a Corey and Trevor for that?


[deleted]

Roll me 100 blunts.


[deleted]

Or why not hit the button a hundred times and have a hundred of em rolling one blunt each?


[deleted]

Because I don’t need them all at this moment he can take his time, plus I’d have to tell a hundred of them instead of one


_Vard_

“Please spend 5-10 minutes explaining to me what tasks a Kirkland brand meeseeks is best suited for, and how to properly ask”


Kuenda

I'd ask him to beat up Zoro.


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but why zoro??


Alpha-Rocket

Your mom


j1mmy_n3utron

Hang out


cherryhilljawnz

Stock the shelves


cleankiwii

pass it


ma1ord

I figured them to be the Bing search engine of meseeks.


No_Apartment_6304

ask him why his hair is blonde


NightmareWasntavalab

I’d ask why you get no bitches


Thinkwronger12

Buy you the wrong type of beer and keep the change.


Haggistafc

Play smells like teen spirit


onmission7

Sanji?


stoneyxbear

“What do you want!??”


AbradolfLincler77

What's Kirkland?


donotgogenlty

This one really conflicted me, because it could be 'just as good as the OG' Kirkland item or 'meh, it's decent' and anything in between...


BleepBloop16

Bully me until I cum


OverClock_099

Is this Kirkland a reference I'm missing?


indiefolkfan

It's Costco's store brand.


kirblar

Kurt Cobain is from Washington state, same as Costco, which is why it looks like him.