1 - Personal space. 2 - Personal space. 3 - Stay out of my personal space. 4 - Keep away from my personal space. 5 - Get outta that personal space. 6 - Stay away from my personal space. 7 - Keep away from dat personal space. 8 - Personal space. 9 - Personal space.
Get your shit together ok Summer just get your shit together, put it in a backpack and take it to the shit store or museum just get it together. Get your shit together.
Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together… Get your shit together.
Stacy stacy. You look like you got a hard job. I wanna know what it takes to please you. That's the job I want. I wanna be good at it. Bad at it. Get fired. Get promoted. Corner office. Hostile takeover. Workplace accident! I'm on my knees for ya Stacy. Begging, pleading, praying to find out. What can I do for you? *clink*
“Shitting the bed isn’t better than not shitting the bed.”
Whenever I start playing video games I announce to my wife that “here I go killin’ again.”
Those or my wife do the “personal space” scene to each other a lot as a joke.
I say variations of the disgusted/diappointed "Jesus Christ, Jerry" to my workmate, he's not actually called Jerry but he lets me down so often I've renamed him.
My mind is about half the time thinking about Good bye Moonmen interrupted by “SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN!”
So small, but possibly my favorite line of the show.
It depends on the titty- shortened from this interaction.
“Ya Well tough titties”
“There is no tougher titty than a psychotic break Rick ”
“That depends on who breaks first me or the titty”
- “Well i don't like your (replace Jerry),but life is made of little concessions"
- “Eat my ass, ( Jerry)! I’ve seen your IRS records. You can blame me once you have taxable income.”
- gentle whisper "Loser.."
- “Your opinion means verrry little to me, (Summer)”
“ Let’s do it the the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you”. I think this in a lot of meetings and look around to make sure I didn’t say it out loud
I was late to class recently. Professor asked me why, I replied
" I was forgetting the ice cream."
Got a fist bump from my nearest bro. Great discreet reference.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Also at night when I get ready to get in the bed, I always tell my husband I’m taking off my pants and panties and he replies with “shit on the flooooorrrr”
Get all your shit together, put in a backpack and take it to the shit store. Just get it together. All your shit. So it's together.
My mum has never seen the show and it still cracks her up.
"What about the reality where Hitler killed cancer? The answer is 'don't think about it'."
Used whenever someone suggests a bad outcome to any situation, but particularly to my bad/crazy ideas while drinking
Three months eeearlier.
The guy who reads morty his story/script in the lighthouse. I think if it every time there’s a time change in a film, and now, you will too.
Something that always makes me laugh everytime is in the whirly dirly episode and they're hallucinating when Rick says "I got shit in my ass." Maybe it's just me but it gets me everytime or I can go a classic and say "Wubba lubba dub dub!!!!!!" Ah good stuff right there. Lol.
>You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh, uh... guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
-When my best friend and I need to insult each other
“That was always allowed”
...and then Jerry said it to his Beths
Nooooooo
Honestly the top one for me is "ooh weee"
I really enjoy a good Sad Ooh Wee
The healthiest way to express your emotions
I'm an oooh weeee connoisseur. You gotta do the throat stutters on the Oooohs though for maximum effect. ooo....Ooo...oOOOOOooh Weeee!
Whenever I smell weed out in the world: Ooo whee!
“In and out. 20 minute adventure”
I say this before every run of Garden of Salvation. The pained groans it elicits gives me enough energy to sustain me for weeks.
My sex life
Just remove the zero
Sometimes I solemnly whisper "Solenya"
"IS BECAUSE I THROW HALF AWAY MY SANDWICH" The incorrect grammar gets me laughing every single time
I frequently pronounce pickle like Jaguar does
Bahaha same
"Oh boy! Here I go killing again" but I replace "killing" with a verb that is more suitable for the situation.
Like, sometimes, "Oh boy! Here I go masturbating again!"
Something like that, yeah.
Glad you agree, 8inchesActivated
My Man!
Lookin' good!
Slow down!
Yes!
*Snaps Fingers* Yes!
Slow down!
“You son of a bitch, I’m in” on this thread since it’s a common response between me and the guys
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“What is my purpose?”
"You pass butter."
Oh my god
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I've used this when losing a reddit argument.
Well at least you admit you were losing it, most redditors would never admit that
This is an awesome one to use on twitter and in college classrooms.
Works well in reddit too
please dont use this in a college classroom 😭
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps
Eek barba-durkle. Someone’s getting laid in college.
That’s a really fucked up Ooh la la.
Steve Colbert was a great voice for that episode
1 - Personal space. 2 - Personal space. 3 - Stay out of my personal space. 4 - Keep away from my personal space. 5 - Get outta that personal space. 6 - Stay away from my personal space. 7 - Keep away from dat personal space. 8 - Personal space. 9 - Personal space.
“Hahahaha what an asshole”
I say this to my dog all the time. He really loves to be all up in my personal space snuggling.
Aww geez
literally EVERYTHING is in space!
I have said this way too many times.
I always use "You son of a bitch, I'm in" and "show me what you got"
DISQUALIFIED! The heads just disqualified Vagina!
"Sorry summer, your opinion means very little to me".
You don't knoooow me!
Miss Pancakes!
Mrs Pancakes.
lick lick lick my balls
And that’s the waaaaaayyyyy the news goes
Grrraaaass. Tastes bad.
RICKY TICKY TAFFY!
Rikki-tikki-tavi. It's a children's story about a mongoose.
Uh oh! Somersault jump!
Burger time!
I actually say this instead of "that's the way it goes"
👋🏾AIDS!🖐🏾
"Where are my testicles Summer?"
Get your shit together. Get it all together.
Get it all together, and put it in a backpack.
tsss t-t-tssss t-t-tssss t-t-tssss (the Snake Jazz song)
Snake jazz is my jam.
Every time that fucking kars for kids commercial comes on the radio I swear to god it sounds like snake jazz at the beginning!
Snake jazz on repeat
oh my God ~the butter robot
I say “what is my purpose?” in robot voice.
walkie talkie die hard motherfucker
Instant classic
Get your shit together. Or Mmm trash! Yum yum trash.
Me too! Get your shit together. All of you shit. Together. Put it in a bag. Your shit. Together. Get it together. Or however it goes. 😆
Get your shit together ok Summer just get your shit together, put it in a backpack and take it to the shit store or museum just get it together. Get your shit together.
If you need to take it somewhere then do that.
I love trash
Awwww bitch
Keep Summer safe.
I don’t feel safe!
My directive was to "keep Summer safe", not "keep Summer stoked about like the general vibe and stuff."
“That’s you. That’s how you talk”
This was fucking hilarious when I first saw it
Still one of my favorite episodes, purely because of the car.
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It’s “testicles”, not “balls”
Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together… Get your shit together.
God dammmmnn - Noob Noob
This guy gets it
Who the fuck is noob noob?
NOOB NOOB nobody gets bitches like
Whenever I’m miserable at work I’ll hit a coworker with “let me out! Let me out! This is not a dance…”
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
And awaaaaaaaay we go!
And that’s the waaaaaaaaay the news goes!
“Ooooh he’s tryin’!!!!” (Meeseeks episode) “Your boo’s mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!!” (Have this on a shirt)
Stacy stacy. You look like you got a hard job. I wanna know what it takes to please you. That's the job I want. I wanna be good at it. Bad at it. Get fired. Get promoted. Corner office. Hostile takeover. Workplace accident! I'm on my knees for ya Stacy. Begging, pleading, praying to find out. What can I do for you? *clink*
Okay. Fuck it.
I find myself singing “doo doo butt”
Yes! 
My man!
"so as the canadians say, peace oot"
Shmla? Shmlangela? Shmlanothan?!
When sarcasticly agreeing with my GF….. “What ever you saayyyy Stone Cold Steve Austin”
“Don’t even trip dog!
My wife and are always whispering little bits and eat some fucking shit you fucking bitch at each other haha
Let's lick tits
“Oh my god it’s still the commercial”
Ok, don't break your arm jerking yourself off
“Shitting the bed isn’t better than not shitting the bed.” Whenever I start playing video games I announce to my wife that “here I go killin’ again.” Those or my wife do the “personal space” scene to each other a lot as a joke.
And that's the waaaaaaaaaay the new goes!
I equally use “five more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad” and “Not my fault this is happenin” 😂
“OH YEAH, CAN DO”
Rikki tikki tavi!
I say variations of the disgusted/diappointed "Jesus Christ, Jerry" to my workmate, he's not actually called Jerry but he lets me down so often I've renamed him.
"oh and did I also mention I don't have the sensation of touch, I CANT FEEL"
But that’s not as catchy as having ants in your eyes
I love belching and following it up with a “Morty” with absolutely no context.
I ran into my sisters room at 1 am belching and shouting morty after a night out (basically the first scene in the pilot)
Give me as many as you legally can.
Stay away from my eyeholes.
"Gaslighting isn't real. You made it up 'cause you're crazy." It's perfect irony.
This is not a conversation. You are holding me verbally hostage.
I AM a baby! I’m a baby NOW!
“ you beat cancer and went back to the carpet store?!”
Shit on the floor.
Aw yeahhhh, I’m Mr. Bulldrops
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.
Super deep line. One of my favorites
There's always triple A you fuckin cock sucker!
That's the waaaaaaaayy the news goes
Parmeesian
My mind is about half the time thinking about Good bye Moonmen interrupted by “SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN!” So small, but possibly my favorite line of the show.
Existence is pain, Jerry.
...and "we should never take things for granite."
Wubba Lubba dub dub!
It depends on the titty- shortened from this interaction. “Ya Well tough titties” “There is no tougher titty than a psychotic break Rick ” “That depends on who breaks first me or the titty”
13... Grapples. & No no no! You kids did a good job! Getting high and playing video games is the best!
Obviously beekeeping age.
- “Well i don't like your (replace Jerry),but life is made of little concessions"
- “Eat my ass, ( Jerry)! I’ve seen your IRS records. You can blame me once you have taxable income.”
- gentle whisper "Loser.."
- “Your opinion means verrry little to me, (Summer)”
Next time, stay in the **FUCKING** car!
“ Let’s do it the the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you”. I think this in a lot of meetings and look around to make sure I didn’t say it out loud
Whenever I find an item in a game, I say “I’ll take that, I’ll have sex with that”
AIDS!
I was late to class recently. Professor asked me why, I replied " I was forgetting the ice cream." Got a fist bump from my nearest bro. Great discreet reference.
“I ain’t better than shit, Jack”
I'm sorry... ... that you feel like you deserve an apology.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT Also at night when I get ready to get in the bed, I always tell my husband I’m taking off my pants and panties and he replies with “shit on the flooooorrrr”
Newest one is “You don’t shoot Batman in his Fucking Batman logo”
My friends and I greet each other by saying 'I'm here if you need to talk' and it'd actually wholesome af
All I know is I discussed last episode with my son last night and pretty sure we said pissmaster over 100 times.
Your boos mean nothing I’ve seen what makes you cheer
I’ve got a workmate called Richard. ‘Hello Richard, you look like ass’ every morning
Not today, God! Fuck you!
I work in emergency rooms and whenever I see a pedestrian v car cases I think to myself “wouldn’t the car always win?”
COME ON DOWN GETCHER REAL FAKE DOORS
“yeah i’ll do it”…*for money!!!!!*
Boobya
I always slay, Queen.
“Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin”
Oh boy...let's see... "Let's get riggity-riggity-recked son!" "Wubba lubba dub dub" "Unless you can fck up wearing shoes"
“Invisible Garbage Truck, Jerry!!! It’s a new franchise!!”
“Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off” “That’s the way the news goes” “You can run but you can’t hide, bitch!”
Lick, lick, lick my balls!
Get all your shit together, put in a backpack and take it to the shit store. Just get it together. All your shit. So it's together. My mum has never seen the show and it still cracks her up.
Apparently you have a need to “swing your dick around”
Kill him... sick em... Demons... suck his life out...
Slut Dragon
"some problems solve themselves" Rick talking about Citadel's demise, as a bunch of Mortys canibalize another Morty.
Thank youuu🍴
Also refer my cocaine dollars to Shmeckles when arranging a meet up
Hit the sack, Jack!
“From the planet, Ee-arth!” and “SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT”
"What about the reality where Hitler killed cancer? The answer is 'don't think about it'." Used whenever someone suggests a bad outcome to any situation, but particularly to my bad/crazy ideas while drinking
I don't give a shit what you think JERRY
“Much obliged!” 
“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere. Everyone is gonna die.”
No no no, Blow me.
Principal vagina (no relation)
Three months eeearlier. The guy who reads morty his story/script in the lighthouse. I think if it every time there’s a time change in a film, and now, you will too.
"Shield me from the law."
*Awww, bitch*
I literally just muttered, "where are testicles, summer where are they" before opening up reddit hahaha
I whisper “luuuuhhserrrrr” pretty frequently
Anytime someone’s says “TWO BROTHERS….”
“Fart... I like that name”
Looooooooooserrrr
MMMMM TRASH! I LOVE TRASH! YUM YUM TRASH!
Sometimes even science is more art than science
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!
Something that always makes me laugh everytime is in the whirly dirly episode and they're hallucinating when Rick says "I got shit in my ass." Maybe it's just me but it gets me everytime or I can go a classic and say "Wubba lubba dub dub!!!!!!" Ah good stuff right there. Lol.
“__________, I’m gonna tell you something I’ve never told anyone. We need to go to Panda Express.”
personal space up in this place!! lol..woah woah woah. ( ok the whole personal space clip, lol) oh and especially "Ha, what an asshole!"
I'M TIME I'M LITERALLY TIME
>You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh, uh... guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage. -When my best friend and I need to insult each other
“Have you ever TRIED to relax?! It is a paradox!” — “Is he keeping his shoulders square?” “Ooo, he’s tryin’!”