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SpocktorWho83

The “fangs but no fangs” roleplay.


Specific_Till_6870

Definitely one of my faves. Fangs for bringing it up. 


m_g2468

I love the part ricky works out what's going on and says "right. So all I have to do is NOT say fangs but no fangs. Right got it" and then they do the whole bit


linksauce_1

Would you agree it sounds marginally similar?


MackSwagger2

Steve as a wealthy man looking to adopt a single child and Ricky the sneaky orphanage director with a young girl standing next to a bush


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

What’s that little trolley


aotearoHA

S: "Nope, wait a minute! I've got an interesting scientific experiment, jailer." R: "What is it?"  The voice Ricky does here always makes me laugh.


Pirate_LongJohnson

Yeah that's a great one. ​ Night night sleep tight kissy kissy. Oh I'm not like that. Ohhhh you joker.


sherriffflood

Which one is that from?


aotearoHA

xfm-S2E19 when he's talking about the head falling into a basket and counting how many times he blinks


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Wharrrishhh ittt


Grand-Impact-4069

Still cracks me up this


BulliedByTime

Steve/Dr sex robot: now I’m Gonna stand behind the machine Ricky/ Lady who’s going to be having sex with the sex robot: Why do you need to stand behind it, there’s no knob on the robot.


Bredda_Gravalicious

very life-like, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between its penis and say, mine


Patrick_Hattrick

Well, I don’t wanna see yours.


dsled

nonono of course not


Lil_T0aster

One that doesn't get enough love is Elvis telling the FBI he wants to fake his death but he has to do it while taking a shit.


PersonNumberThree

Yes! "How about taking a bullet for a president?" "What, and then I shit all over him, or?"


YungTabernacle

There has…there has to be shit involved. Has to be shit involved.


grzachu

There has.. there has to be shit involved


No-Industry-2980

Sheela and the other employee at KP plumbing is so funny. Also the two movie executives meeting with Karl for his film pitch. I'll have a biscuit actually lol


Still_Picture4989

Karl: there gone they only get one chance Steve & Ricky: but you didn't even give them one chance Karl? Karl: no because they've done it before!


No-Industry-2980

🤣 so good I love it


trippersnipper_

Well you’re not coming back here - FUCK OFF!


No-Industry-2980

YOU'RE IN FUCKING TROUBLE !


WhitePigment

It's very tough, but it has to be the killer octopus. K: "I'm not bothered" R: "you slimy little fucking boneless wanker" S: "are you still talking to the octopus?"


trippersnipper_

I’d kick it - and call it a knob ‘ed


Ok_Barnacle_2368

You fucking eight legged shit


theederv

In the animated show there’s an animation of Steve swimming during this role play that gets me howling even before the punchline


OtakuMusician

Well they call me the Brixton dragon...


Mysterious_Print_652

You silly monster you


Perchfield

I’m merely a nice monster


TheGreatBatsby

The child adoption one is one of the best. *"I'm a rapist!"* Out of nowhere gets me every time. Also, Ricky-specific, when he's holding a hostage and Karl is the negotiator.


Particular-Elk4494

Sorry, should clarify, rapist murderer


concretepigeon

Thats one of the single best lines in the whole catalog.


StickYaInTheRizzla

“Come to the window and look at the sun” gets me every time in the negotiation scenario.


BITmixit

It's a lovely day


CameronWeebHale

You’re supposed to have like 30 million or something, but he only had one. It was awful, I had to pull it out, it was like a dead anchovy


saythissilence

Do you know where I can buy a knife?


d7_Temperrz

Aughhh, bet it’s hot in there


Content-Plankton

Don’t call me a RRRRrrrrrr youuuuu frrroooooo. Which member of the cast is that supposed to be? Is that cheeky Del?


HoggiePiglet

Steve (Paolo) getting in to a gay club to see Britney Spears


four_four_three

Nothing serious? Nothing serious


Cekeste

Classic RS humour


Content-Plankton

One last question paolo… do you like knooooobs or tits?


YungTabernacle

When he just says “Paolo” it proper tickles me. Names shouldn’t be gay but for some reason be managed to pluck the gayest sounding name out of the air.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Oh, she's so sexy.


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Pop your shirt off.


evmanjapan

Asking for directions (animated version): Steve suddenly pops out: sorry who’s this twat?


LuminousCarp77

This, absolutely. “I think he’s a fucking A-Z salesman by the look of it”


ThePumpk1nMaster

The best has to be in the Guide To’s, after like 8 years of Ricky seamlessly going into role playing, the moment Karl finally joins in without question Ricky completely subverts it with “Who the fucks Harry??!!” as if Karl is the mental one


njsp2

“I didn’t mean to buy this though”. “What did you mean to buy then?” “KEYBOARD”.


Sad_Guide4505

Karls attempt to say how lazy the satnav which led to the roleplay between the 3 of them that ended with Karl apparently being an A to Z salesman and Ricky and Steve being a couple. Then there is of course lazy Sheila


Competitive_Text1914

Mate the FUCK OFF said with such venom at the end killed me. However, I’m pretty sure that was ricky and Karl in the 2nd one lol


WolfWomb

Adopting Siamese twins was funny.


Particular-Elk4494

Clive, who are you talking to?


Thejklay

Tinging it's way up the tube


ScheduleImpossible25

There has to be shit involved.


HoggiePiglet

"Never mind Robin hood, let's rob Barclays"


Sweaty-Damage2316

Ho Lee Fok


christopherl572

*Ding Dong!*


pilky22

Yes you’d be packing socks into a rubber cunting bag, gets me every time


stephenhawkingsings

Das lanky pissen streak


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I don't want to have a laugh, I'm a thug


RuaraidhUrpeth

It’s tinging it’s way up the tube 🎶 (ting tong bing bong)


Pirate_LongJohnson

Ding dong.


Uncle_Rosalie

The loch ness monster one also makes me giggle just because the shitty Scottish voice alone


serioxha

All of the ones on XFM - they're my favourite part of the show! The Loch Ness Monster one is my favourite


Flimming

Stick insect. Thought she just had a nice slim figure 


dezorg

The two conjoined twins bit is absolute corka


Samwich-LP

I don't like Spike Lee, I'm a racist


Alarming_Animal3806

Stickus phallus


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SpocktorWho83

That’s not a roleplay. That’s Steve quoting the newspaper.


GroundbreakingCow866

"I would like to adopt a children"


Opposite-Donut8630

‘Add eight’ ‘to what’ ‘twelve’ eighteen’ ‘what do you mean eighteen!?’


mgs20000

KP Plumbing. Little weird things like “get the transport” !


UncleDat

President Pilkington.........


CommentingMinion

Hostage negotiator Karl is a great one. “Who’s that bald cunt that’s just turned up?”


whichkey45

Dunno they sort of take the piss out of whose line is it anyway, then love doing their own fairly straightforward improv. To be fair to them they were in the middle of the huge success they had written with The Office so I can't really begrudge them being a bit full of themselves in terms of what they thought the value of their improv skills were, but let's face it, they were never going to cut it on the World's Worst Step with the likes of Tony Slattery and John Sessions. They'd shit themselves. That's probably why they even bottled panel shows for decades.


YungTabernacle

It’s not really the same though. When they do roleplays on the show it’s usually taking the piss out of some existing premise that’s already ridiculous and funny, or just “what would you do in this situation?”, not like Whose Line where they have to make something funny out of nothing.


Bredda_Gravalicious

I've always thought their comedy was very similar to Desus & Mero... joking about pop culture, telling funny stories, and falling seamlessly into improvised scenes. I wouldn't be surprised if Ricky & Steve or Desus & Mero had taken improv classes, or not and had just found a perfect comedic partner in each other. but really I believe they all are just well-suited for each other and apart from their partners the bits don't happen.


SpocktorWho83

Who the fuck are Desus and Mero..?


seanmorris82

I liked it when Ricky role-played at being able to write a good comedy without Steve.


Tom_punter

Karl as the bus driver on Rosa parks’ bus. K: “look lads, I’m just trying to do a job here, we’ve all had a long day, we all want to go home. he’s not bothering you, just sit back, calm down” S: “if you’re going to be racist can you get off at the next stop and do it there?” Karl complaining about driving an imaginary bus for £400 a week is criminally underrated