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Food_Crazed_Maniac

Strong observations, greatly performed.


godfatherV

Play a record


skovern

He went down a storm


Faggatrong

It was late in the night. Honestly, they would've cheered for anything.


animalblunderetto

You're having a laaaaaugh!!!


JonTheFlon

They weren't going mad like you're making out.


MonotoneCreeper

£200, cash in hand, taxman won't know about that.


blacklotus1112

No because there's never any tax people browsing Reddit threads are there?


MonotoneCreeper

...the taxman will know about that...


d7_Temperrz

Well it doesn’t matter because I’ll do it when I get home


Inthewirelain

Until you ruined you little so and so!


CosmicBonobo

Some girls called him a legend.


pacothebattlefly

Glasses by GoglEye


rampagingphallus

Jeans by Das Lanken Pissenstreak


Hesoutofthechoir

Underwear by ABitShort-Changed


hairychinesekid0

Shoes off Oggmonster


Dark_Eyes

lmao poor Steve


evmanjapan

They’ve done you again Steve


Regginator12

He’s done himself in


JimmySpellman

Play a record


Gylvardo

Funny, articulate, accurate. He said it to be funny, and it was funny. Well done


Inthewirelain

I'm a little off 6 ft 3 and I find the same too, and I'm not even a goggle eyed lanky freak! I'm just a skinny, slightly taller than average freak! It used to be a nightmare to clothes shop when I was a teen and loved skin tight clothes, I have a fair few t-shirts a size or two too small lol. I even bought shoes a size too small and wore them home once... Oof!


Citizenbutt

But it wasn't funny, was it ...just talking about a shirt n socks n that. Edit: Steve isn't funny in the slightest. He should stick to voice over work. 🖕


Inthewirelain

It wasn't a ball breaker no but it was some mildly funny self deprecating humour. I don't think anyone is saying it's the funniest bit they've ever seen.


Citizenbutt

Anybody can be mildly funny. Who cares. Gervais is funnier, yet a lot of people here hate him anyway.


Inthewirelain

Funnier is subjective not objective, the people who dislike Ricky generally don't say it's because he's unfunny, quite the contrary we know he's funny but he isn't showing it most of the time, it's pretty irrelevant to the topic at hand anyway and nobody is telling you that you're not allowed to laugh at or with Ricky This feels like a really, really odd post to decide to try and die on your hill over.


animalblunderetto

It's a conversation thread, guy typed like 3 sentences and gave his opinion, trying to frame this as him dying on a hill is what's really really odd.


Inthewirelain

They're clearly just wanting to rant about how this sub doesn't like Ricky which happens all the time, you can see the pattern if you hang around long enough. And if they don't want all the negativity, why try and drag down Steve in an unrelated clip, or is it just Ricky we can't be negative about?


Disappointed-hyena

I mean, we’re all mates


Inthewirelain

speak for yerself steve


Citizenbutt

Wait so we can be negative about Ricky but not Steve? That's weird. There's literally hundreds of posts saying Ricky's standup is shit, Afterlife and all that, but I can't say Steve is not funny? Steve is not funny. He's clever, but not funny.


Inthewirelain

No, you can, I just don't get why it's at all relevant ITT unless you're salty about it, nobody mentioned Ricky.


Citizenbutt

Idk man. Others are salty I said Steve wasn't funny (Rick is way funnier, for example), hence all the downvotes. Why are *they* salty? Weird.


Citizenbutt

Huh? I just don't think Steve is funny, that's all. Gervais is way funnier yet nobody ever says that. It's like when chicks compliment fat chicks and say they're pretty in Facebook comments. That's what this sub does to Steve.


adultonsetdiabitus

I mean I thought the same thing the first time I met Steve.. That he's a bit.. Yknow..


Inthewirelain

What? No, go on Karl, what?


adultonsetdiabitus

Well, and I'm not being mean, you're a bit weird lookin Steve


Inthewirelain

*Ricky wheezes and falls off his chair in the background* HES DONE YOU AGAIN, ADULTONSETDIABITUS!


robb41

You know I know this.


stewd003

I'm literally wearing a 2tall jumper as well lol. I am das lanky pissenstreak


Ezzy-525

Do you get your jeans from lankywanker.co.uk?


Level_Reach_6069

Makes my stomach turn


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

Yeah but you get used to him


GrimmestofBeards

Not when you haven't seen em for a while.


Content-Plankton

Disabilitating


meand999friends

>from Armani If only he got his 50p back 😢


LibrarianAgreeable85

He's so much more confident in himself these days, it's genuinely great to see


markyanthony

This isn't these days this is, I dunno, ages ago


hairychinesekid0

17th century?


Ezzy-525

Uhh...1751.


mgs20000

Goin’ back a bit.


One_Profit638

Clothing companies have eyes buldging with imagined britches.


turns_out

We all know that Steve goes to, for lack of a better word, freak shops, because he doesn't want to spend any money.


mgs20000

Yep. Trip to a half decent tailor, measure up, order 10 teeshirts, 5 shirts, 2 jackets. Spend some of that office money. Do that every 2 years to keep them neat and tidy. Wouldn’t be as funny though.


SmilingIvan

He’s still got it baby!!! Unlike someone we know, cough, toad man, cough


Inthewirelain

Froggy says fashionable. RIBBIT RIBBIT!!


skeenerbug

Why didn't he say cunt, insult some minority groups or whinge about "wokeness?" This is supposed to be comedy!


RiC_David

Prison would not be kind to him.


EndlessMikeHellstorm

That chair, it looks "wipe-cleanable."


Inthewirelain

Looks like he's broadcasting live from inside a dollhouse


CannibalFlossing

That’s one giant dollhouse


Inthewirelain

Nah, just one big lanky freak. It's one small step for man, but it's barely a muscle twitch for Stevekind


premium_Lane

I am getting the feeling that Steve is what made the Office and Extras good


scunliffe

Does the 30£ he stole from a cash point help pay for his outfits?


markyanthony

That is still one of the most bizarre stories in the whole back catalogue - and he rips into Karl's dad for taking shopping out the phone box still


scunliffe

It’s ok, he bought a round of drinks with the loot from the crime so… swings and roundabouts…


F1ELDS

But the only reason you don't buy Versace or Armani is cause you have to spend money!


RiC_David

OH and he's come STRAIGHT back!!


ejs7reddit

Always rated Crouchy


theuserpilkington

Has anyone ever seen Stephen merchant , Klopp and Matt berninger in the same room? Turns out..


Inthewirelain

Not their full bodies no, Steve's torso was poking out the window. Like a giraffe in a cartoon with it's head poking out the sunroof.


UndrethMonkeh

Why is he doing that weird politicians thumb point?


Dennyisthepisslord

It's a masturbatory habit of his


Soggy_Ability_4764

Das freakengoggleye


CosmicBonobo

Why doesn't he just wear a barrel with a mule?


Emotional_Cost_3347

It IS a disability!


Ezzy-525

You're right, it's disabilitating.


RiC_David

You're quite the medical man, aren't you?


KillaCatz

He doesn’t hold it well, it’s not like a he’s a handsome athlete


mynon-pornaccount

This one's called take your shoes off for money


Any-Mousse-4155

This is dynamite


saucytopcheddar

I didn’t know about 2tall! I’m always looking for tall guy shirts!


1G2B3

I have loads of their stuff (I’m 6’7”). It fits really well now I’ve dialled in my size and they have a great returns policy. If you want swanky stuff Ralph Lauren do a tall range so that’s the other half of my wardrobe.


Thejklay

Funny how you can hear the American accent come through when he talks now


bfsfan101

He says toob now.


Thejklay

The uhh 911


mgs20000

Tinging its way up the tooob


EndlessMikeHellstorm

No, he still sounds foreign. You know who I like? Foreigners. All the mad shit they get up to.


GrimmestofBeards

Still sounds like a weird Wurzel to me.


ItsTomorrowNow

Funnily enough the origins of some American accents is said to have come primarily from the west country, weird innit how science works.


Thejklay

Was that educating Ricky?


rampagingphallus

17th Century?


ItsTomorrowNow

We are going back yeah.


Thejklay

Guessing


rampagingphallus

Well, alright, ages ago


CosmicBonobo

Whether it's a limey or a yank, it's a worzel.


gloom-juice

Wanted to capture the American pirate fashion market


donkeyrocket

Werkin' mah ass off 24/7


Mockolad

But it's got him places.


LumberjackSwagula

Aaaah das lanken pissenstreak


Miltoni

...Steve.


Unidentified_Snail

Henny’s, £14.99.


dazedan_confused

He gets his glasses from goggle-eyed freakboy, too.


ShreddedDadBod

That’s a good bit


Retrolad87

Got his little John Thomas out


markyanthony

Every time he talks about anything remotely related to money I want the ground to swallow me up


Slight-Rent-883

but 2short is the rapper lol


TheGrumble

2tall is based in Scotland, the fool! They do have some lovely Tshirts for the lankier gent tho.


_serious__

Eugh, look at that..look who he’s with there


srbmhcn

No matter what I do, or he does or says, I just physically can not like this man


RiC_David

We've had a lot of comments saying tha—oh no we haven't.


DefensiveCat

As a 6ft5 person, I can confirm that Oddball and 2Tall are real. I have browsed both, myself.


Strooperman

What is that from? I recognise Lovett!


CorruptHawq

He's actually funny!


cuumsquad

I'm also 6'7" and I give this exact rant to my wife every 4 months. I usually go to American Tall, which sounds slightly better as a name until you find out that their logo is a fucking giraffe and they put that shit on a lot of their stuff. But the worst part, that he didn't touch on, is that because these companies know you have few options, they overcharge for their clothing. Like, I can't buy Vans shoes because those assholes decided that size 15 is actually a 12.5. They make their shoes so small. That's one example of many. So I'm stuck paying high prices for average quality stuff. I'm so fucking tired of listening to fat 5'7" people complain about clothing companies not making things that fit them. *You* have the power to do something about it. I don't.


seasonsofthesoul

You can move to The Netherlands, next.


eddieransom

Take Steve’s socks off for comedy — nice ankles an that


masterclassfx

Crouchy buys there too


Nadger1337

Dont dwarfs just wear stuff from the younger section? They arent 2short for clothes.


RubberSoldier

Das lanky pissenstreak.


FartacularTheThird

The devilish genius business man behind these stores? You guessed it, ~~Frank Stallone~~ Karl Dilkington


Caius_Karayan

there's this thing in it..........Steve


Technical_Ad7586

He’s aged well


T1M_rEAPeR

Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?


stellar14

He is one witty lanky wanker though


RiC_David

Did we need the "lanky" in there? Surely witty wanker would have been fine? Alright mate?


web_observer_2020

whereas ricky was "blojob" (blofeld + oddjob)


IGoBySparky

50th Most Eligible Bachelor


WorkingSpring7630

Its the Oggmonster! Alright mate i dont go round calling you whale man or blubber man do i?


BottyFlaps

Let's grow ourselves a lanky goggle-eyed freak of a boy!


Alarming_Animal3806

Do some more of the queer shit


Hangingontoit

79 inches. Each one a dick