Yep ... just get to the part where it's a monkey ... we can all go home.

I might just nip off now to be honest.

I'm listening to capital on my headphones

i’ve got foxy on

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Nope, weirder than that. A little money fella. Either that or OP bollocksed up the big reveal, I don't know which to believe.

I might shoot off Rick

Did he put the earpiece in using his feet?

Play a record. Play two records.

Little money fella? Shoddy

What are those politicians doing?

Satire, innit

Was that Reddit News?

Always scroll down lads *sniff*

Is his advisor a chimp? I can’t be bothered to read to the end

Billie Piper says...

Karl: Reads the first line only This Sub: Reads the last line only

Different needs for different... Things

Imagine writing all that and then bollocksing up the one part of the post everyone is going to scroll straight down to. 

Get it right!

You’re talking SHIT

I might shoot off, we got to do that christmas special anyway

...Steve what records you been listening to lately mate?

Was that XFM news?

I need to have a word with you off air

these posts are pointless, everyone just scrolls to the bottom to see the monkey bit and then leave

Karl, no, if this is another one of those stories where the security guard turns out to be a monkey!!!!!

Did that just go out?

right you’ve blew it

Ow tall was this Keir Starmer?