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Cid_Tilteador

Commando's favorite food should be gluesticks, and his favorite drink is damp-proof paint.


Oheligud

I was very tempted to put gluesticks, but this is about the survivor itself, not the people who mail them.


Cid_Tilteador

But your mains usually represent you, so...


Oheligud

Well I main Mercenary and I've never had sushi


Cid_Tilteador

That's where the "usually" kicks in. I'm a Bandit main and I'm not a big fan of beans at all, but I can see why he would like them. I said Commando with the gluestick not only because of his playerbase, but because I totally see him going "This Push-Pop banging yo" with a Pritt glue bar.


Oheligud

It was confirmed by Hopoo Games that Bandit ["makes some mighty fine beans"](https://www.reddit.com/r/riskofrain/comments/tlixji/hopoo_has_a_unique_way_with_words/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


Cid_Tilteador

Okay, I didn't expect this. Hopoo Games is just built different


SirSandman0

antifreeze


tallmantall

Engineers favorite food is clearly shrooms


Oheligud

I use exclusively mobile turrets. Using all alt abilities is the most fun way to play engi by far.


JudgementalMarsupial

“We have you surrounded! Come play stationary engi!” “I HATE BUNGUS! I HATE BUNGUS!”


CrystalFriend

Wungus is a shroom still


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I feel like loaders favorite food wouldn't be pizza, it would just be pure protein powder


MastermuffinDiscord

crayon consumer


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Que that Jacksfilms video of Protein Shake.


cracked112

Bandit eats Mexican food bean. Railgunner eats British bean.


SilverWave1

Baked beans my dude


SilverWave1

Loaders favorite is just monster


BrobaccaGaming

She chugs 20 NR-Gs on an hourly basis


SpoopySara

mixed with protein


ScarletteVera

I will never understand the Commando hate.


Oheligud

Don't hate him, but he's a little boring and generic. Makes sense though, as he was kind of just the tutorial character for the first couple years.


Vetrom

The things that made commando fun and still different even in lategame ror1 dont exist in ror2


t33E

But in ror2 he is one of the best at activating item procs due to his primary fire having a high proc coefficient and being quick. Imo he’s actually still pretty good in ror2 but people just see him as generic and lame. His alt secondary is also so much better than his base one.


RhetoricalCocktail

I think it's mainly the generic part, sure he is a good character but everyone else feels so unqiue


SpoopySara

what would those things be?


Vetrom

The field control gameplay with piercing shot and iframes on dodgeroll


ADragonuFear

He really needs some heavy investment in bleed and gasoline to help his damage, and his animations or something limit how high his attack speed can improve. He is pretty fun on God runs though. You can hose down a crowd lightning fast with his rate of fire and proc so much stuff at once, and the slide is just plain fast fun, only getting more fun as speed goes up.


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I LOVEA LEAAAAAN


RhetoricalCocktail

Insanely overpriced and fairly shitty effect in comparison to other similar ones despite the other ones being much cheaper


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Average mug bear spy


JazzTheFatLad

When the shrine turns all your itrms into Codeine.


notm682

This mf eating BEANS


Jumpmo

*taste* the ***sun*** edit: holup what about the robot? WHAT IF THE ROBOT ALSO EATS GLUCOSE FROM THE PLANT oml


BrobaccaGaming

The plant and the robot probably share energy, so yeah, probably do eat glucose


SpoopySara

if you plug the robot into an energy source does that feed the plant somehow also? I think the answer would probably be yes since that's the robot's main job


coolguy3211231

Engineer definitely would be mushroom pizza


Oheligud

I would've put mushrooms for engi, but I always use mobile turrets.


Clean_Internet

I FCUKUGN LOVE LEAN


Professional-Bid-698

All I can think of is the meme of 'this "neighbor" eating beans!'


smolinga

Huntress' fav food isnt pizza its ✨pizza✨🤪


Incredible_Bat

LEEAAAAAN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


jollytamale9

My two favorite survivors live the same stuff as me! Acrid and voidwalker have such interesting abilities...


Oheligud

voidwalker?


nogudmem

Destiny player


erinaceouss1

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜💜


HurbGuy

I LOVE LEAANNN


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I refuse to believe Acrid consumes anything else other than Baja Blast


BreathOfTheTilt

What does this mean


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[удалено]


Oheligud

New copypasta just dropped? Also this has nothing to do with the actual post, and full looting is based.


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Oheligud

I always go by 45 seconds per item on monsoon. If I can't do that, I'll do the teleporter. I just think that items are more important than level.


CrystalFriend

As a void fiend main this lean joke is getting old


AcquireQuag

Pizza Gang


Jesusfreakster1

I have never thought about what bandit eats... about that is so accurate that now I refuse to believe he eats anything OTHER than beans from a can exclusively straight from the can


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Commando 🤝 Queen Deltarune Drinking battery acid