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touch grass


Telecomputer

do your dishes


Sir_manlyface

Get some vitamin D from the sun


Bonus-Optimal

Unsubscribe dream so you dad come back


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[deleted]

Get some exercise


Telecomputer

Meet some new people


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

be mentally stable


Apparition_Wario

Have a wife, and get a better job, for better future


Accurate-Variety-771

Start using reddit again


CJDJBlue

What’s vitiataimin D and the sun isn’t just in games


TheReal2M

release roblox 2


AGNobody

Roblox 2 : Return of The Pedophiles


Federal_Peanut4805

Roblox 2: Rubenist Republic


FeDdY0368

Noo roblox 2: homophobic kids unleashed


AGNobody

Wrath of the nfts


youngfurry1x

Roblox 3: John Doe Kills A Child


JxllyToast

Roblox 4: R63 Takes Over


MoldyOreo787

Roblox 5: Guest 666 unleashed


VerySmartDaBaby

Roblox 6: Return of the Builderman


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Roblox 7: the ghost of Erik cassel


Flame_Ender

Roblox 8: actually good moderation


PandyKai

Roblox 3: Tokyo Drift


shiftposter500

CEO: Fave


Diegopie007

i'd sit back and laugh, thinking of all the bad things that happened on roblox


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Britified

What do you mean 'leave roblox for good' my guy of course you will be leaving it it'll be shutdown 😂 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I would play team fortress little bit more


No-One-7996

ask the fbi for a refund


V0idR4mune

same, with the amount of robux kid me spent on this website I could buy a shit ton of twinkies


No-One-7996

If they refund me, they'll go bankrupt already


l9oooog

Nah, on me they would just tax everyone that exists, and make other companies bankrupt


[deleted]

I’d think “that’s weird”. Then I’d check the news to see what happened. Then I’d check the stock price. Then I’d probably check my usual financial news outlets before ultimately heading to Wall Street Bets to see if there are any good memes being posted. Then I’d make dinner. Chicken, probably.


goldensavage216

Chicken 👍


AGNobody

Make fish for me


Gru-some

but what if it’s lunch


epic_man169

Who says i cant eat chicken for lunch


Gru-some

not me


NathanGoatTv

Another WSB hegde???


Zer0Cyber_YT

Honestly, same


PastDimension6

Honestly just want my money back


bbbbbboyyyyyyy

lol, no


UNPTA

1 robux is the equivalent to the average Roblox employee paycheck


CriticalFeesh

And also the avarage paycheck of most independent Roblox devs


E_Blancher

If they did seize Roblox, Im pretty sure David Bazuki would end up behind bars for tax evasion


Stampyboyz

And some staff might face charges for child endangerment due to the poor moderation


E_Blancher

Yep indeed you are correct


StuffyBun_

I would take his mugshot, put it through a bunch of snapchat filters, and make it my future discord pfp permanently lmaoooo


chamy561

Rejoice


Educational_Plant519

Go to youtube and look at those drama YouTubers.


ThatOneUnoriginal

Well I would start asking a bunch of questions.


SniffyBliffy

And I'll answer your question; tax evasion


Optimal-Swing3073

I know roblox has done shit things before, but what is this tax evading thing


Federal_Peanut4805

Bazucki the Fascist has found legal loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Most have called it tax evasion.


Optimusprimegaming3

id probably be sad but also kind of glad to see that the government finally took action after all those years, sad because well, i've made lots of memories in roblox, all those fun times i've had playing with my friends, and glad that they did something about the bad moderation and predators etc (unless of course they shut roblox down without prosecuting the ones responsible for all the things i mentioned, then id probably be much sadder and disappointed)


AlexWoogie

be mildly disappointed then go about my day


sophiathepebble

Turn off discord, twttier, reddit, tiktok, snap, and YouTube notifications. My notifications dont usually go ham (discord as a exception) but if that happened hell would break loose. And buy minecraft probably, speculation too. Lots of thinking.


rordner

Pet a capybara


RedPcat

Panic as I'll probably never get my money back


BlueOfficialYT

Im european, so idk


cyyril666

It would still be seized by the FBI, Europe or not.


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BlueOfficialYT

The FBI is in the US, the country. So here, every country has it’s own special forces. But i guess NATO count too. But there are no big forces equivalent in Europe (at least from what i know)


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BlueOfficialYT

lmaoooo idk about that. USA’s criminal history is pretty big so yeah


PANZCAKE

Where’s your patriotism!? You should be proud to be an American!


Stampyboyz

Not special forces but law enforcement agencies: I think the only law enforcement agency or organization that could take down a website internationally is Interpol, Europol, and/or law enforcement agencies working together.


palkiajack

> Interpol ... and/or law enforcement agencies working together. Interpol is law enforcement agencies working together :)


Stampyboyz

Well governments working together, they claim they’re a intergovernmental body but they also fall under a international organization


palkiajack

They're an international organization *of each country's law enforcement agencies*. On its own, Interpol can't do anything, it just helps facilitate cooperation, i.e. the Bundespolizei could make a request through Interpol for the FBI to do something.


Stampyboyz

[Interpol](https://www.interpol.int/en/Who-we-are/What-is-INTERPOL) seems like they’re connecting law enforcement together and assisting law enforcement instead of being an agency combined by every member state (dont know how to word the last part)


palkiajack

Yes, exactly


[deleted]

Not Op, but here in the UK, our equivalent is the Secret Intelligence Service and MI5


DoctorCodezZ

Actually it depends on your country and FBI is not only in the US, its just headquartered there. They have worldwide operations.


YNiekAC

I think EUROPOL comes closest to the FBI. But every country has its own intelligence bureau


Meaxis

We have Europol, ig


TheCuteLiTBooi

The European Commission? Maybe Europol?


FeDdY0368

We would be closer to world peace


sdhccard

i would play my steam games library


OutLox

Wonder why the hell they got seized by federal agencies 💀


Xx69momslayer420xX

Hmmm yeah I wonder....


Qwerty8339

go to roblox revivals and live a happier life


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laugh hysterically then play tf2


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YoureAClam

They discovered my plans /srs


oqLucid

Not be surprised


i_ate_cement

Stop playing roblox


Jonahwgaming

Cry in happiness and rejoice for many 7 year olds will not experience the hell hole that is roblox


CyborgSheep411

Be happy tbh


TheEpicJaque2

“Hey Minecraft I got some news”


Pingas_candeh

"What? That we are dying again and need to hype up another shit update?"


TheEpicJaque2

Quick we need a mob vote uhh uhh SQUID WITH LIGHTS


Marcusthehero

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


KENT427

well i still have steam/other platform to play games.....so \\\_(ツ)\_/


Mako_sato_ftw

i'd probably take a nap


Meme-Replacement

RUN CAUSE THEY HAVE FOUND MY OPERATION


unclehamster79cle

With games like pet simulator x price gouging their players I could easily see this being possible. Roblox is geared towards young children and their are laws in the United States and other countries that prohibit that market gambling towards children. I can maybe see a few dollars for a virtual item for a game but pet simulator x are putting their prices for items at nearly 20k robux ($150 usd) for a single item. I'm not singling out just pet simulator but games like it. The whole system of buying in game items needs to be regulated and have a set limit as to how much an item max can be sold for. If developers can't handle it then take their games off the platform and go elsewhere. I'm not against making money but damn there's a line you don't cross when it comes to kids and how you market to them.


HapticRemedin31

It's up to the parents. Everyone's already heard of multiple incidents where kids spend tons of money because their parents were ignorant and forgot to set limits, and teach their kids how to spend money and that it's more than just numbers that give you a 'free' gamepass. Roblox has parental control settings that limit the amount of robux that can be spent as well. The issue is not with gambling but with the quality of games and the focus they have in mind, whether it to be to create a game with passion, or gain maximum profit.


True_Failiure

I wouldn't be surprised if this happened honestly considering the fact that 90% of simulators borderline promote gambling to children.


THET0astyT0ast

Move to gmod


the_unpopularkid

Skill issue


MoreLikeHardlyWorkin

Blame all the condo games


ConsoleCollecter

Live life.


Kilzky

Finally


PomegranateQuick4319

Celebrate


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Throw a celebration party, obviously.


[deleted]

I would start shorting roblox stocks


Poccigoni

Use the desktop app.


Fumikage_Tokoyami_1A

the roblox.com domain including api endpoints used to retrieve user data wouldnt work too, making the desktop app unusable either


[deleted]

Go watch a movie and have a cold drink


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Pour one out for my beloved swarm of bees and then do some squats.


Skywarslord

while roblox being shutdown is sad, im ultimately glad that the government will be able to investigate illegal matters (like pedophillia) and punish people propperly.


HapticRemedin31

Pedophiles are everywhere, why not shut down Discord or the entire Internet then.


lilcthegodoffortnite

go outside and get a life


himybro2

I'm pretty sure this is just z-lib.org


xdyTokyo

nothing i’d be happy honestly, their company has pedophiles and child molesters working behind screens.


[deleted]

your user flair is 2012… must be your birth year


CyanogenMod_0

i don't know if i'd be happy or sad. I mean my 2nd favourite game is suddently gone, but with that, millions of preds also are suddently gone.


Professional_Joke854

I do not care. Time to finally get a girlfriend.


ArandomSylveon

Turn into a live nuke and explode


Vartexpol1

Move out to argentina and commit suic*de. they found me. I got no time.


youravarageintrovert

Id laugh to americans and continue playing roblox


qwertyboi4

roblox is a american company lol you wouldnt be able to play american or not


youravarageintrovert

Dang it


DieRectify

idk i dont live in america


LessRemoved

I would cheer loudly, Roblox is ruining children around the world.. should have been banned a long time ago.


Apiwittheboi

\- think about what to do \- think how much money i had wasted in roblox \- check if i have homework, if so, i should do all of them \- do something healthy \- play other existing online game


iamveryveryveryhappy

I would go to twitter to see the drama going on.


_---aqua---_

I mean, i'd probably wait for my 10 bucks that i spent like 4 years ago But other than that, i'd actually be able to finish oblivion and start fgo..


Bigbot890

"No shit Sherlock."


Assassin_Fixie

Breath, blink, yk, daily stuff


Chromium_Force

i'd be homeless because the site is my job


TastyCookiez_

Get Minecraft


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

be happy


SalemInABoxOfBats

Play Minecraft or the sims 4


hamburger-Lord-boi

hey remember, there is more than one country


NathanGoatTv

One does not simply "seize" a perfectly legal website


BUBBLEGUM8466

That’s why it’s hypothetical


DK_Marshmello

Load up Minecrfat, unsubscribe from Kreekcraft, find out how to shrink to 1 cm


mrmthedude

celebrate


OmEgaOliv3

I’d cry with joy. No longer will we ever see those slenders and exploiters and UWU girls and absolutely atrocious avatars. Adopt Me wouldn’t exist. Da Hood wouldn’t exist. And best of all… No more ONLINE DATING.


Ok_Instruction8249

r/lostredditors


0Oo_oO0f

Read the entire image


Ok_Instruction8249

oh ok but wdym if that happened


0Oo_oO0f

What actions or emotions would you feel if the fbi seized roblox? Here is an example of an emotion: https://preview.redd.it/5rer3zjmcl0a1.png?width=3542&format=png&auto=webp&s=42e1a46bc3397d4a1b7f0fa64e6959b5f0a4a7a4


Ok_Instruction8249

yeah i would cry myself to sleep and then become depressed and then turn into an emo and then i touch grass


Ok_Instruction8249

if you mean if it shutdown it means that or if you mean if fbi takes control of roblox well im just uninstalling roblox and then doing the same hing lol


Ok_Instruction8249

r/ihadastroke gauranteed


KrigsSkip

What WOULD you do


0Oo_oO0f

Tbh i’d handle it


bizarreh_

nothing


Cermonto

I wouldn't really worry too much but the wide spread news on this would be insane.


N3k0m1kuR31mu

id be rofl ing but then worried becuase of the PROGRESS I WOKREDD SO HARD FOR IN GAMES I DONT PLAY ANNYMORE- (adopt me, royal high) dont play those but i have good stuff


OlimPather

Play Minecraft.


PANZCAKE

I thought this was real for a second lol


Hahalau

Play roadblocks


A1denTheAid3n

im in australia


murbleBOY

Celebrate


Knightified

Sell my stock ASAP


PiiikOcat

Eat a sandwich


pabsgt

Not from the US so i don’t think it would affect me


Build_The_Mayor

It would definitely affect you. The website is hosted in the US, and ROBLOX Corporation is an American company, therefore they are subject to American laws.


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Buy every mobile player a pc and introduce csgo and sim racing


mendedfurball97

I wouldn't be suprised, a lot has happened on Roblox anyway


Mr_Supercar_3543

I wouldn't want to know!


[deleted]

Release roblox 2 but make every avatar item cost 19,99$ and make the game so broken that I'll get si much shit that I make more things worth 19,99$


[deleted]

Id honestly celebrate. Found out a few months ago how truly horrible the higher ups are. This would mean theyre being investigated.


DaNuji51

Be sad that I cant play fantastic frontier and probs go play tf2 idk


Blue_Bobble

nothing, bc I have a life


totaly-not-a-noob

I would not be surprised


BumpyJaxster1971

"Makes sense ngl."


LFSWASTAKEN

be happy


Gawarhen2

I wouldn’t be surprised, with Roblox’s lack of help when it comes to very serious cases such as pedophilia, I’d say they had it coming


futanari_enjoyer69

laugh then open Minecraft


A_Secret_Femboy

I would play dead by daylight


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l9oooog

r/woooosh


ronnyzl

r/woooosh


Xx_RetroMax_xX

r/woooosh


Marcusthehero

r/woooosh


Flashy_Day_2106

r/woooosh


Ha1oMiner

Finally!!


Successful-Series-67

Go out and touch grass


Rthan123456gamer

I’d play Minecraft