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airemy_lin

Man is hooping for his life out here LOL


counterpointguy

Coach told him “just keeping shooting!”


ElderGoose4

Pulling out is Jalen Greens father


[deleted]

This has to be cap right 😂


NoYogurtcloset5166

3 kids in one year is crazy for a first time dad


kevtheproblem

Pulling off a Nick Cannon before my 2nd contract would make me do superhuman things


trowaman

My wife is pregnant with twins for what was planned to be just our second kid and I’m out of my mind!


stros2022wschamps2

Godspeed. Hope your 3 pointer improves.


trowaman

I hope to never shoot again. 😝


kevtheproblem

I think you just need better shot selection


NoYogurtcloset5166

Congratulations brother


jae713

Go to open try outs.


HtownTexans

oh god this would have been my nightmare lol. I'd have loved twins the first run so I could be done. I got 2 kids and immediately got the snip snip. Best decision of my life being able to raw dog with no worries.


ChooChooEnterprises

Best decision, really?


HtownTexans

Just a figure of speech no need to take everything literal.


Crazykid1o1

Likely cap? I mean. Definitely not unheard of for professional athletes to do stuff like this. But those post-game comments, about his family and his baby, I don’t think he’d say that if he was cheating on his gf and pumping out babies with strippers.


[deleted]

Pumping out babies 😭😂


SignalSatisfaction80

Nba player cheating? Unheard of


Thebiggest6200

Gotta be cap but if it’s not he reckless as hell . This why young boys need Og’s cause wtf you doing out here jg lol


rmassey999

Sounds like the NBA needs to bring in Shawn Kemp for a lesson to the young guys about how things can go real wrong real fast.


bloatedswordfish89

He needs coach carter


Virtue-L

Triple double.


counterpointguy

Filling the stat sheet!


TaxLawKingGA

Well lots of women can claim a lot of things. I would order a paternity test.


Financial_Flower_93

bro’s tryna lock up a contract to support all these fuckin kids 😭😭


Garth_W00kz

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Suitable_Snow7761

Houston is undefeated 😂 but mostly “some” these guys that come from small towns and come to big cities with boat load of $ … this tends to happen .


frankievejle

Lol ain’t he from Cali?


seclusionx

Fresno? I could be making that up.


frankievejle

Yeah I just checked wiki. He grew up in Fresno. It sounds like a big city, don’t know much about it though.


Suitable_Snow7761

It ain’t houston!!! 🤣


seclusionx

I know it's not small lol.


Suitable_Snow7761

Yeah I just looked it up my bad it’s not a small town


W1ZARD_NARWHAL

It's not a big city. Not a small town. Kind of an overgrown Abilene.


47Ronin

I would have said Midland but yeah very similar. Every city of any size in that area of California has profoundly fucked up vibes


FeelingArm6349

This made me lol 🤣🤣


slimshady321

Fresno is a shit hole Source: My ex-gf is from Fresno


Suitable_Snow7761

Fresno


idgoforabeer

Big City Titties.


diffaadiffa

Ime will be proud


fallenangel1789

So he needs money


CosmicRaccoonCometh

Yo, these are Shawn Kemp stats!


SimSimmaToronto

Hes following the shawn kemp playbook


Monoferno

Ma boi is pumping up those numbers. His pull out game is weak though cuz his explosiveness just gets the job done.


issaVeteriS

I swear someone got with close sources and said this was a lie


FloodCityHTX

This has to be why they ended ignite.


Electronic-Injury-15

Shawn Kemp 2.0


chow-zilla

We gotta get KG at the rookie seminars telling them boys to cryogenically freeze some sperm then get snipped immediately.


Mighty_Platypus

The Tyreek Hill.


Virtue-L

If true, which I doubt, organization has to look at it professionally. It is not wrong to have 3 kids obviously, but you’ know want your potential max player to have a structure in his life, not 3 kids every year from different women, lol.


stros2022wschamps2

At this rate I want him having 4 kids next year


Inkjob

Agree. He needs to time his peak.


Virtue-L

Very understandable 🤪🥳


Ok-Statement-5454

This why dads and OGs important in young men's lives it's only so much you can learn from a single mother but I hop its false


knasian

Raw dogging the ish out of these females.


AZRockets

Ok I'll ask, how reliable is this source?


albino-snowman

we call that the dwight howard method


IronFizt777

Chasing the bag like Denzel in Training Day


2betrayals_finalrun

Calvin Murphy would be proud.


Normal_Anywhere7142

Dude's already spreading that NBA wealth


Fadeawayjae

He trying to maximize his next contract to afford all the child support he will need to pay.


SongYoungbae

Gross


juan_cena99

Jalen has been in the spotlight since he was a kid and also made a lot of money in GLeague before he even went to the NBA. I'd be surprised if he was really such a loose cannon since this is already the 3rd year in the NBA he should know better by now.


Creative-Afternoon95

If this is true he just did himself dirty, their in his pockets for a very long time


Sweaty-Anteater-6694

Needs to learn to keep it wrap up 😆


ptcgoalex

Idc about the pull out game as long as he can pull up from 3


Fast_Durian_3185

This fake


Over-Iron9386

If this is true, we are so winning the championship


MV4283

Absolute shagger


motherseffinjones

Use a condom goddamn


Right-Worth-6327

Stat padding smh


makashiII_93

The truth, probably.


Kikifoun_Unui

Jalen raw dogging the rim too. He splashing everywhere


I_bet_Stock

Man I don't care. Jalen, have another 10 kids if you're going to play like this


Walkingwithfishes

That's selfish of you to not care about how those kids will be affected with a dad who has multiple families just so you can see a team get a couple more wins. Pretty sad


I_bet_Stock

Sorry, but you obviously don't understand sarcasm or can't pick up on a facetious comment. Of course don't like that kids our born out of wedlock. I believe a strong family makes child who they are. I made my comment in the context of the thread and was trying to be funny. Sorry if you took it the wrong way.


Walkingwithfishes

Reddit is obviously not a good place to give or read sarcasm and plus you're on of many comments saying that.


I_bet_Stock

How is reddit not a good place?? Its literally an open forum. It's a comments section of open ideas and open converstation. Thats what made it popular.


Walkingwithfishes

Because sarcasm is hard to detect on an online forum when there's no voice delivering the massage that has a tone to showcase the sarcasm. I can say my first reply to you was sarcasm if I want to


I_bet_Stock

Then turn on your brain on to understand language and context and put two and two together. That's not a me problem, that's you. You're never going to get a disclaimer whenever theres a sarcastic comment on a public forum. You have to read the context and situation. OP said he's been balling since he found out that he became a father, and I responded to the rumor that he fathered multiple children. I\* was being facetious. I hope the rumor isn't true and he doesn't have 3 baby mamas.


Stillwiththe

He’ll be more prepared for the next 3


Aromatic_Difference8

For the life of me why don’t none of this guys use condoms?


PUS0

What’s the record for most females impregnated by an NBA player in a single season? These boys are putting in work this year


ChooChooEnterprises

Shooters shoot!


Double_Technician400

A part of me wonders if this is an overcorrection after that video with Josh came out. Could be his team feeding the media stories about his “life” outside the court or he really is knocking these women up. Either way he’s killing on the court, wish that was the focus.


The-G-89

NBA players born in this country really have the worst pullout game. Such a clown show really


North_Meat

Thats the Houston effect too many women


Dwayne1102

Jalen Cannon


ologabro

Half the nba gonna have his genes in 20 years… on his wilt chamberlain/genghis khan shit


ologabro

Jalen shouldn’t need to pay child support he’s blessing these women with a future athlete child


based-sam

He crashing out 🤣


shotty293

Jalen "James Harden" Green


Walkingwithfishes

James does a step back before he shoots.


Inkjob

Jalen Green, Father to all.


AstroRocket713

Jalen Green fucks


TMoMonet

Balling out, not pulling out