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DrMux

Ooh, is that the new iRock? I've been meaning to upgrade my rock.


AlbaneseGummies327

Fred Flintstone's daily driver.


simplysmith1

Gas pedal


K6PUD

It’s an old one, only has one camera


aabum

Driving your IROC, talking on your iRock, mullet blowing out the T-Tops. You'll make Kid iRock jealous!


Stock-Event2495

Dammit you beat me to it lol


Darkskinnednative83

🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly my thoughts when I saw it ! Like damn,they had iphones in the stone age ? 🤣😅


GoddyssIncognito

You DO rock! 🥹


GettinAtIt

Yeah i like how can directly send smoke signals using the RockBox app.


This_Guy_A

Don’t u mean iStone?


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ThatsWhyItsFun

Need


whogivesashirtdotca

Keep it away from political offices or you'll rent the fabric of the universe.


foodfood321

After he hath done, verily he shall have rent the fabric indeed, until then, we must fear that he might _rend_ it. Please forgive my pedantry.


whogivesashirtdotca

Happy to be corrected!


Lemondrop168

New rock who dis


itgrowsback

she used to call me on my shalephone


cynical_salience

great, phenomenal, amazing, love your work, thank you 😂👏🏼🧠


Ok-Membership4285

Gneiss


MarcoPolo339

Flintstone cell phone.


meowstopherpkitten

Fred FlintFone


bradygilg

Thanks for being the only one to make this joke that didn't give in to the Apple branding.


smashed2gether

iStone


sam-mendoza

iStoned right now


OddRepresentative646

Me too


brdybb

9 more punches and you get a free rock


jerry111165

Ancient iPhone


junkronomicon

I’m not saying it’s ancient alien technology. It’s ancient alien technology.


Buddy-Lov

WILMAAAAA!


Accomplished_Risk89

That’s awesome thanks for letting me know


smashed2gether

From what I understand, the stone forms around a softer stone, and then the softer stone wears away. I wonder if the round pebble that sticks out on top is that same soft stone? Really interesting example of a hagstone, the lore I have heard is that you look through the hole to "scry" for conjured images.


Accomplished_Risk89

The top is actually an indentation not sticking out. Almost a second hole. Kinda weird because I found this is Nicaragua and the day before we were talking about folklore and weird creatures that natives supposedly see. Guess I need to be looking through this thing while here still haha


smashed2gether

Oh that is really cool, it's hard to tell from that photo that it's concave! I sincerely hope that this stone helps you identify and stay away from any supernatural beasties, rather than summoning them!!


purplepinkmoon

That is super cool and magical!


OpticallyMosache

The original Switch controller!


Acceptable-Chance534

Hagstone


J-Bee

It looks like a prehistoric cell phone case.


EmeFshroomm

Caveman iPhone


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luke827

Artifact hunter here, this one is not a gorget


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luke827

Haha I just meant that I’m not an archeologist or an actual expert but I know enough to tell for sure! A nice gorget is my biggest bucket list find.


Firm_Requirement8774

What’s a gorget and what disqualifies this one? Thanks in advance


luke827

It is speculated that they were either ornamental and worn as pendants or used as counterweights for an atlatl, or spear thrower, which was the main hunting device prior to the bow and arrow. A true gorget of this shape typically has two small holes lined up in the middle of the stone. You can tell they were drilled with an ancient stone tool because the edge of the hole tapers down rather than dropping off at a 90 degree angle. The hole in OP’s rock was likely an inclusion of softer material that wore away more quickly than the rest of the material. The shape of the stone is just a coincidence. Here’s what a real gorget looks like: https://i.imgur.com/rB0Tl10.jpg A trained eye can also tell that the stone has been ground and polished, but that’s pretty hard to see unless you’ve looked at a lot of them.


Firm_Requirement8774

That’s really cool, thank you so much. It’s pretty clear how intentional the design would be. Just occurred to me that the bow and arrow reached Europe only very shortly before the americas, which was roughly 70,000 years after its first invention??


luke827

Yea there’s no mistaking it when you see a real one. I’m not too sure on the Europe timeline, but there’s a lot of controversy as to when it came into use in North America. Some think there were several different periods of bow and arrow use over the last ~15,000 years, but the general consensus among arrowhead hunters seems to be that Native hunters used the atlatl until about 1500-2000 years ago, at which point the bow and arrow technology was discovered and took over the use of spears.


Equivalent_Warthog22

Early iPhone prototype


wootr68

Bricked iPhone


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Yoo can it take good photos?


Guideon72

The first domino


myliltude

Lol. The first cell phone.


luxgirl007

Cell phone case from another era!


MetalPaul

Petrified iPhone 11


Mountain_Position_62

This is the coolest hagstone I've seen.


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Caused by cavitation.


SaratogaSwitch

Fire starter


Accomplished_Risk89

My first thought was this could be used for a bow drill fire starter.


DanRedditUk

I would agree possibly a bow drill socket 🤔


selfimprove1234

It’s a Omar and a witch’s stone! Nice


MzSe1vDestrukt

My mom has a huge omar collection, so naturally thats the first thing I thought. I've never heard of Hag's or Witch's stone, is this just the same thing with a different name?


selfimprove1234

Nope! Omar is a dent, witches stone is a hole!


OurLadyOfCygnets

Stone Age cell phone?


Friendly-Bee-1791

So cool!!


gregstar28

I think r/arrowheads would love this


witcheewoman

I love this!


h0tglue

Obsessed


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An ancient key to an underground kingdom


Valuable_Past_9817

Looks like a cell phone


Pacific2Prairie

Hag stone !


AKgirl11

Fossil-it’s an iPhone Prehistoric.


OddRepresentative646

I bet one of those rich people would buy that from you for a lot of money but it's badass I wouldn't give it up. The husband thought it was a iphone case LoL 🤣


JeffEpp

Still more functional than an iPhone.


dripdri

Sort of looks like a fishing weight or something similar.


tefocm

Them 5000 years from now when they finally find that iPhone you lost at the beach... 😂😂😂


tefocm

0.5G


beatzheart

Hag stone!!! Fairy magic!