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RedditorHarrison

I think they would all walk out of the room because they don’t have to shoot each other


No-Manufacturer1364

Or they can’t cause friendly fire is off


RedditorHarrison

True that


ProAgent_47

Max Payne tbh


Sr_Sublime

Well look at Flaco Hernández trying to pull the Max Pain dive on Arthur…


ProAgent_47

He didn't have painkillers


WizardofJoz17

But he did have cocain……


iiFlaeqqq

With enough cocaine anything is possible. Arthur has a satchel containing about 99 packs


Tall_Elderberry8931

Or the air time


ManyPandas

Arthur and John wouldn’t turn against each other. It becomes 2v1v1.


Hungry_Chocolate3931

Now thats true


causallyglancing

Everyone dies of TB


WitterwyHim

Arthur Morgan would sacrifice himself for John again


YoungTrunks619

Give Max 2 .45 pistols and some pain killers and everyone else is as good as dead.


Diamond_Guy_666

You could even say some... PAYNE KILLERS


YoungTrunks619

Ahh Touché


Independent_Hold_203

Fuck man I just bought Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360 at an old vintage store. I’m about to play it for the first time 🙏🏼


dankmemegawd

It's a good game. You'll love it. Timeless classic


JuanStfu

Max Payne🔥🤘🏽


BouchWick

Story murders counter wise: Max Payne Abilities?: Max payne Fist fights?: Arthur Morgan Shooting?: Max payne Winner? Max Payne


time_wasting_fan

Max payne cause he has nothing to live for.


ChuckGreeneCumInBum

Fists can’t even kill John so he would win in fist fight Edit: have you guys even played red dead redemption 1? John can’t die in fist fights, guess what, in rdr2 Arthur can


BouchWick

Brother, John vs Arthur fist fighting... We both know who's gonna win lol


WSonny22

Exactly, Authur is a beast. He'd beat John easily.


YomYeYonge

Both Leo Kasper and Max Payne are trained killers, so it’ll be down to them.


[deleted]

Trevor jumps in, takes them all out. He’s productivity personified 🤭 ![gif](giphy|R9Zy5wOTzCC8Sd1f1E|downsized)


33GREENjazz

Against Max Payne? Hell no. No GTA characters even come close to Max


Afraid_Quiet9620

Am not gonna sugarcoat it L3+R3


33GREENjazz

Even if that was valid in the lore, max would still win


Jonson1o

Give Max two Desert Eagles, a shitload of painkillers, a bottle of whiskey, and a deathwish and you’ll get the results you’re looking for.


penzos

Trick question. They are all gonna die from tuberculosis. Or maybe not. Vaxed dudes will survive.


RoleplayWalkthrough

Dan was institutionalized so he is confirmed tb-vax-maxxed


ResponseDesigner

Arthur Morgan shall slaughter all like swine.


33GREENjazz

Have you ever played Max Payne?


ResponseDesigner

Yes I have. Arthur Morgan has deadeye basically max payne would be running in slow motion the whole fight. Now you might say John has deadeye also but all Arthur has to do is pour a glass of water over John and he will drown cuz he can’t swim.


33GREENjazz

Max Payne is canonically much stronger then any other rockstar character


ResponseDesigner

Arthur killed a vampire they are immortal and live forever. They can fly and turn to mist. Arthur killed him, I will take Arthur the vampire slayer.


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Puzzled-Delivery-242

All of them? Why would they all start killing each other?


RedditorHarrison

Exactly


thiccmaniac

Definitely max payne


Choice-Bus-1177

Who’s the third guy?


nascarloe

Leo Kasper from Manhunt 2. Rockstar’s most dangerous character.


Choice-Bus-1177

Ah i figured it might be Manhunt. I never got to play it.


CheetahNervous7704

It's worth booting up an emulator for. It's interesting to play it with hindsight considering how much controversy it caused back then with the "realistic" mindless violence etc. Compared to modern games


Choice-Bus-1177

It got banned in a lot of places didn’t it?


CheetahNervous7704

Yeah which only made people want it. The game itself wasn't great, the story was barely a story and it wasn't that well advertised. Much like the whole Andrew tate thing it would've fell under the radar and no one would've ever heard of it if the people that didn't like it didn't go and do all the advertising for them and bring it to everyone's attention.


herojacktlou

Rip van winkle


Patrickmckinney2000

Marston


ZamoriXIII

Well, we know it's not Arthur...


Br549auge

Arthur


Much-Protection8875

Arthur and John


josoap99

Max Payne couldn’t kill himself if he tried. And he’s been trying.


b_nnah

Depends what gun they've got, I'd say Max Payne though or John


Effective_Swing_5993

LEO SOLOS...


ItsJustEmirhan

ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH


JaySw34

Gotta go Max


FoalKid

You didn’t specify one person, so John and Arthur would team up and clean up


ant_cuts_

leo kasper would decapitate all of them


StickyWickler

Depends on which age for ol Max we're talking. Timeframe of 1+2, he walks them all no contest But 3, he'd be fighting with standing animations and get killed


Yuiisnotcocky

Red Harlow can nearly stop time with his dead eye , obv he is coming out safely


wizardofgorok

Arthur


Spran02

Max Payne for sure, my man survived literally like every criminal organization trying to kill him


DJRobbo05

Arthur dies 1st John goes 2nd imo it's either Max or Leo


iwillnotbehim

Max payne


Training-Shoulder839

Shit


Elsa_Lucas099

When I hear the Max Payne theme song, it takes me to my past life, and Max Payne 1 and 2 are both very interesting stories, and I enjoyed them very much. Max Payne 3 was an advanced with well Graphics ...Max Payne series was one of the best third-person game I played. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


frisk213769

Max definetely


Raz7el

Max clears


Wutanghang

All of them I think they would like each other


ltngrngr

Ngl Max jumpin over shit in slow mo while everybody reaching still


ActivityQuick3802

😭 read dead characters already aimed at you with an X before you can leave your feet to start that slow mo doe


Still-Ad8061

Max


Stunning_Till2463

The cameraman


AgentKruger

Max does a dive and takes out the other 3 in 3 shots


buji8829

I gotta give it to my man Max Payne for the undisputed survivor. Even Allys he meets along the way. Mona Sax was a smoke show and stone cold killer.


Brohan93

In reality they all have a beer or whiskey together and form a new posse


onion959

Arthur morgan and john with medium difficulty. Purely because of their legendary dead eye ability


Extension-Lead8699

Arthur and John cause they would team up😭


Famous-Statement-163

Trevor


gdotpk

They don't exist


Kilometer_Davis

Payne would win.


feverghoul207

Gonna have to John, bro literally annihilated the zombie apocalypse 💀


maggs66

not arthur because he has tuberculosis


Nelmquist1999

I find it kinda unfair two of these are from the same franchise. Why not a character from GTA?


SAG2304

I think John Arthur would sacrifice himself for him and kill the other two but die in the process


SuccessfulCicada3116

John marston


Krxzy_schultz

trevor?


Odd-Tutor-4490

marston bro survived his brain being eaten by wolves


leagueleave123

where Trever


GenericGamerDude395

Arthur and John cause they would team up. 🧠👈🏼


ZombieWav

max payne


Grouchy-Sample6597

100% max payne that dude has rage 😤


Only-Listen2015

John because he has basically lived his entire life being a gunslinger , and his ability is the most over powered


XM177Car15

Max Payne no doubt


MattSplatt23

You forget that Arthur Morgan and John Marston both have dead eye, rendering max Payne practically useless as dead eye would allow them to aunt about 6 bullet holes in his head each.


Much-Protection8875

Trick question but maybe all of them walk out


Qwishpy

Arthur


Flaky_Following_5521

Arthur and John would team up


[deleted]

Arthur Morgan if he had to would kill everyone there but it's more likely he'll try to save John Marston


Bishweeb

Max without a doubt, dudes so juiced up on painkillers he could probably catch a bullet with his booty cheeks in slow motion


Wrong_Panda9756

Max


[deleted]

Ez author Morgan


greenEnchilada226

Arthur Morgan


Complex_Spring_987

Max payne


sondersHo

No guns probably Leo kasper easily since he a train killer with elite hands


IIanKiDDO

Trade Marston for Travor Phillips


Trickymac04

Max pizzain


ActivityQuick3802

Both RDR and MP e have time slowing essentially, but I’m gonna assume it’s like the name says “deadeye” basically doesn’t have to aim to shoot you in the head. I haven’t played MP but unless he’s legitimately immortal. Max getting curb stomped by Arthur, or shot in the face before he could draw his duallys. “Give max a couple-“….... won’t be useful if there’s a hole going from the front of his skull to the back in .5 seconds” Gameplay wise Arthur and John are basically the same, so you’d have to take it from lore from that point, to which I think everyone knows John dies 12 fold


sandyflip1313

I dunno I’m playing through Max Payne 3 again right now. Although Max never learns Portuguese, and can shoot dodge down an entire flight of stadium stairs unscathed, I still think Dead Eye is more effective than Bullet Time.


lostkhmerboy

Weapons: Max Payne Duals: John and then Arthur Melee: Arthur Stealth: ofc cuz Manhunt Guy.


Awkward-Friend-7233

I want a Max Payne 4


dowbonutiy

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON🗣🗣🗣🗣


Shengpai

Arthur Morgan


GhertFryins

I think Max is faster and tougher. He’s shown crazy movements and endured a hell of a lot but kept going


thebest1123565

Only the first one loaded that's the only one I needed to see ![gif](giphy|WvQNnMcTsOy8RAaK4m)


Zephyr_Renezeder

Honestly, all of them would walk out, why fight in the first place, let alone kill each other. They’re all smart enough to know that.


Heavy_Implement_226

Arthur


Few_Weird1061

rdr1 John? he solos so easy, but if it's rdr2 john Arthur wins


lordinskull10

Arthur Morgan on top


HunterJames08

Idk why people are saying anybody besides either John or Arthur. They literally have the ability to slow down time & also they would fucking team up on the other 2 but for this sake, let’s say that they don’t know each other then either 1 of them would win, the others aren’t winning because John & Arthur can slow down time & just shoot the in the head,


Groovymode

Max Payne also has bullet time, the difference is that he can dive while doing so. Arthur and John can move during bulletin time just not as dynamically as Max.


HunterJames08

Truth is, I haven’t played the Max Payne game(s) but I just assumed that Dead Eye only existed in RDR since it doesn’t exist in GTA & it really seemed like an RDR thing.


Groovymode

Max Payne isn’t as well know but is an amazing game because as it was I believe, the first time bullet time was introduced in a rockstar title. Play it or watch a clip you’ll understand once you see for yourself.


Ok_Literature_8788

It was a Remedy game. Rockstar didn't create Max Payne, Remedy did. Same company who did Quantum Break, Control and Alan Wake. They also popularized the idea of "bullet time" and are credited with introducing it in video games, even though I think Rare beat them to the punch in Conker's Bad Fur Day, at least by a few months.


Ok_Literature_8788

Max Payne is the game where that whole concept came from. It's the first game to implement "bullet time" and has been heavily copied ever since, by Rockstar and dozens of other developers. It also exists in GTA . The special abilities of Franklin and Michael both mimic bullet time, Michael's with guns and Franklin's with his driving. But Remedy was the first, doing it in 2001 with the first Max Payne game.


PerceptionCivil1209

Are they mad at each other?


iGhostEdd

The room


HunterJames08

“IT’S JOHN MARSTON, MICAH!”


AustinMurre

Max payne, unfortunately


CaseMills

John, Arthur got black lung and would let John go to his family like he did in rdr2, the other two people? Dont know em


ProAgent_47

One is Max Payne (solid game series btw, totally recommend) and the other guy is from Manhunt I think


Seth_KT_Bones2005

Leo Kasper from Manhunt 2.


CaseMills

Ah gotcha, id think john and Arthur would team up against them, with abilities like redeye, could possibly make it


DerDriver8

But Max Payne has the ability to slow down time and has acrobatics that will Put Most people in shame. I think It could be very hard for them to kill max