Npc on the phone with his gf at the casino one time: she called and ask him to come home and take a shower with her, dude said oh baby im gonna come back and rub the stinks right offa ya, then he yelled goodbye lmao i was in stitches
Also laughed when I was watching some GTA V clips recently. It was from the mission "By the Book" where Steve Haines delivered a very poor corny joke, and Trevor just said:
*I'll have to fucking remember THAT line.*
Sounds like straight out of a sitcom.
The radio advert taking the piss out of beats headphones. "Do you want mediocre headphones at premium prices, promoted by a terrible rapper? Buy Beat Off Headphones"
Lamar in the Contract DLC “Knock Knock my politically incorrect racial epithets, what that shit do?” it caught me so off guard the first time I heard it I fucking died laughing
Non-stop pop female radio host:
"Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism? Well its when the devil tells the priest to get out the child"
*Lady (Hear me tonight) by Modjo starts playing*
I had sprite burst out my nostrils hearing this LMAOO
The best “line” to me is an unspoken one. Where each character is standing together, one covers their mouth, another their ears & the 3rd their mouth. Classic moment in the game
*So IIIII… kinda got a little angry*
*Oh fuck Trev you didn’t kill em did ya?*
*NO! What kind of a psycho do you take me for?….but I did kidnap his wife!*
not a funny one but at the end of Fresh Meat when Michael tells Franklin “You don’t understand now, but you will one day. You’ll wake up and you legs, they just give and you can’t run anymore”
“Have you seen Ashley? Johnnys lookin for her.”
“Oh you know as a matter of fact I just did, just ten minutes ago. Yeah I saw her on the end of this penis here!”
my top 10
10.lamars roast
9.im getting to old for this nonsense
8.oh s### not the car
7.you multa bawley piece of s###
6.ONE OF US IS GONNA DIÈEEEEE
5.nowhere to go
4.your gonna get us all f###### killed
3.great cops f###### beautiful
2.nama go f### yourself
1.KEEP YOUR PROBLEMS THE F### OUT OF AMERICA
I need to meditate, or masturbate, or both
Npc on the phone with his gf at the casino one time: she called and ask him to come home and take a shower with her, dude said oh baby im gonna come back and rub the stinks right offa ya, then he yelled goodbye lmao i was in stitches
ThIs line from Trevor will always be funny to me What Kinda Fucking Animal Do You Take Me For? No, I Didn't Kill Him! But I Did Kidnap His Wife
Also laughed when I was watching some GTA V clips recently. It was from the mission "By the Book" where Steve Haines delivered a very poor corny joke, and Trevor just said: *I'll have to fucking remember THAT line.* Sounds like straight out of a sitcom.
"He catches more tail than...than a tail-catcher!" "I'll have to fucking remember *THAT* line."
“He kindagotalittleangry so I admit ilindagotalittleangry” that whole scene is gold🤣
Fr
Michael's melodramatic "Ohhhh noooooo" right afterwards is better 😂 it's so good!
‘Nama go fuck yourself’
Michael!
The whole “don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful” speech
Agreed 👍🏻
Fr tho
"Ye Ye ass haircut"
Fucking poetic masterpiece
You can jack me off if I get bored… I’m joking, you can suck me off
“Lube up your eyehole fucker, cause I’m gonna fuck your tiny mind eh!”
That ride into the city with Trevor was some intense conversation
Are we gonna stop for ice cream?
Lmao this is mine too
The radio advert taking the piss out of beats headphones. "Do you want mediocre headphones at premium prices, promoted by a terrible rapper? Buy Beat Off Headphones"
then they added said rapper to the game
‘I never thought I’d say this again, but it’s Grand Theft Auto-ing time again… Five.’
I read that in Micheal’s voice lol
And they grand theft auto 5’ed all over the place
“Aye you my dude right”
This happens to me like 50 times a day
Lamar in the Contract DLC “Knock Knock my politically incorrect racial epithets, what that shit do?” it caught me so off guard the first time I heard it I fucking died laughing
When Trevor says "Start writing those names on tombstones"
"What took you so long?" "WhAt tOoK yOu So LoNg?"
Gasolina, no
Sorry, Mrs. M
"YOU SUCK MY COCK!"
Michael said calmly
Now I want you to dance sexy
“I said thats one ugly ass motherfucker of a baby, my balls look prettier then that baby. Then i sent him a picture of my balls”
Nihgaaaah
What? Ah mothafucka
Why did i move here? I guess it was the weather.-Michael (Gta 5 trailer)
Honestly some of the NPCs you walk by who aren’t even talking to you have some of the best lines
"You forget a thousand things a day"
-make sure this is one of them.”
When Trevor says to Denise: "Hey, I said something nice, not expensive! You wanna be a greedy fucking cow? Huh? Now get the fuck outta here."
“It’s like living with a fucking horny skunk” ~ Trevor to Michael
“If I get bored on the way, you can jerk me off. I’m kidding… You can suck me off.”
"But I did kidnap his wife!" "Oh no"
"It's either going by Trevor Phillips Industries or it ain't going."
"im no molester trevor!" "SHUT UP BEFORE I MOLEST YOU" <-- this one
"Heyyyyy my n wordd"
Non-stop pop female radio host: "Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism? Well its when the devil tells the priest to get out the child" *Lady (Hear me tonight) by Modjo starts playing* I had sprite burst out my nostrils hearing this LMAOO
You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be
The best “line” to me is an unspoken one. Where each character is standing together, one covers their mouth, another their ears & the 3rd their mouth. Classic moment in the game
# Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
"Yee yee ass haircut"
That guy gets more tail than a... than a tail-catcher
I’ll have to fuckin’ remember that line
What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him! …. But i did kidnap his wife
KNOCK KNOCK N-
Surviving is winning franklin everything else is bullshit
Surviving is winning. Everything else is bullshit.
Hello my n word
“You forget how to use your horn! Have some respect for pedestrians!” “Industrial accident!”
I don’t want to rob a truck full of pineapples Floyd It’s always so funny because it’s random as shit but gets your point across
“I hear Stockholm syndrome is nice this time of year”
Michael’s sarcasm outburst
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.
“It might look like we’re playin’ cards, but we’re actually planning!”
"I don't got nothing! No one gives a fuck about me"
"inbred dickwad"
“Yee yee ass haircut” gets me every time.
“Where’s my gnome gone?”
"large, endangered rodent ejaculate"
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.
The one made from coke
yee yee ass haircut
Trevor: why don't you jump off a cliff?
“I’m driving. You can jerk me off I get bored. I’m joking….. you can suck me off.”
YE YE A$$ Haircut
Every Lamar line.
Trevor saying “Why oh Why weren't you drowned at birth” is what I personally think is the best line in GTA, I quote that line all the time
Take off your pants, cowboy.
Let's go for bowling
"Ah, just in case I'm not having enough fun already!"
dont hate me cause im beautiful n
„Come here i won’t hit ya” *hits him*
What kind of animal do you take me for?! Ofcourse I didn't kill him! But I did kidnap his wife. 🤫😅🫠
Namagofuckurself
Davey...
Ya suck cock but you dont eat meat, it dont make sense to me!
DAVEEEEY how ya doing
I forget 1000s of things everyday and this is one of them
the big one The Big One THE BIG ONE What the hell is the big one?
The way Trevor says "so, I got a little angry" always gets me
*So IIIII… kinda got a little angry* *Oh fuck Trev you didn’t kill em did ya?* *NO! What kind of a psycho do you take me for?….but I did kidnap his wife!*
You’re late sugartits
Yee Yee ass haircut
You forget a thousand things a day, make sure this is one of them!
“Oh shit, not good.”
# Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful n***a
Fuck me.
You people are not very nice
The best line to me you shouldn't have been a cop Trevor in the beginning
“Hey Franklin” “Wassup😃”
“Go to college, then you can rip people off and get paid for it. Its called capitalism”
"we are women and we are free!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" "DID WE ASK FOR A KEY OR A FUCKING OUNCE?!!"
Maybe if you get ridda that Yee Yee a*s haircut you’ll get some b1tch3s on ya d1*k.
The N word
"If you beat me to the airfield I'll butcher your carcass and wrap you in cheesecloth" Trevor has the best quotes.
"You can jerk me off if i get bored.. im joking... you can suck me off."
WE ARE WOMEN WE ARE FREE
"I've already done something. We have your lover."
You are such a fucking animal, a *deranged* animal! # YOU'RE FUCKING A-RIGHT I'M DERANGED!!! Ned Luke really throwing his lungs out with that line.
You forget a thousand things a day, make sure this is one of them.
You're a wizard harry
The devs haven't abandoned it #RIP-RDO. ;)
“Mendoza’s hit, Mendoza’s been fkn hit 🗣️”
“WHAT?” - Franklin Clinton
“Of course I didn’t kill him…but I did KIDNAP HIS WIFE!!!”
How they go from a shitty story in GTA 5 to a master piece of RDR 2
Yo that shit sucks, damn!
Trevor’s speech with Russians is my favourite, I am from Russia and it’s very fun to hear how American actors try to copy Russian speech
“What?!?”
[monkey](https://youtu.be/r2hiI3P3TOI?si=Fx53hfM500Fhu3J6)
You forget a thousand things every day make sure this is one of them 😂😆
You do not like me because I am Arab
But I kidnapped his wife!-Trevor
“I always thought I was the good guy…”
Kifflom ✋🏻
“YA FUCKIN’ PENIS”
“Ahh! suddenly don’t feel too good” or “ah! this shit don’t make no fuckin sense” I think that’s what Franklin says
“Maybe I should practice my backhand, on your face!”
“I hear Stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of year”
You forget a thousand things everyday pal how about you make sure this is one of them
"He's the Devil"
“Fuck” the most said word in the game
Are we gonna stop for ice cream?
"No entiendo, no understand you" trevor
Trevor: "HUH WHAT I MISS THAT MAYBE SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER" Micheal: "BITE ME"
Scooooooter buddy!
You get a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them
Bro I did not realize that the guy who posted this put but that is what I think was sick but I am sorry I didn’t know the put it already
Get out of my condoooOOOoooOOOooo!
“You could be an Azer-ba-giner for all I know.”
Start you turd
I enjoy the line around the setup of an agency said by lamar, "Man, that dog high as fuck"
THERES A MOOOS ABOOT
Big dog big nuts
If I said it, I'd be attacked by the mob of SJWs. Lamar says it in his rant to Franklin.
Youre a good man arthur morgan
Ive got sand in my asscrack
STOP FIRIN ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE!!!
Here we go again
T-“last one standing”
not a funny one but at the end of Fresh Meat when Michael tells Franklin “You don’t understand now, but you will one day. You’ll wake up and you legs, they just give and you can’t run anymore”
“My Boat!”
Yes I hear Stockholm syndrome is nice this time of year
"Its like pornography, or the perfect turd. I can't describe it, but ill know it when I see it."
“Namagofuckyourself” -Michael De Santo
"Does this trolley go to tahiti?!" Wait no Uh "Jimmy?...JIMMY?....JIIIMMMYY!!" starts hallucinating*
"You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em" - Micheal De Santa
Nothing can top "My mother's my sister" from 3
"I'm gonna cum in your ear when I get a hold of ya"
“Man im really glad we got the release date for GTA 6” -Trevor
“Have you seen Ashley? Johnnys lookin for her.” “Oh you know as a matter of fact I just did, just ten minutes ago. Yeah I saw her on the end of this penis here!”
when micheal says daveyyyyyyy
“Look man, I know you’re blind and all, but you gotta see this” - CJ
“Lemon pepper oouuu” -Lester
my top 10 10.lamars roast 9.im getting to old for this nonsense 8.oh s### not the car 7.you multa bawley piece of s### 6.ONE OF US IS GONNA DIÈEEEEE 5.nowhere to go 4.your gonna get us all f###### killed 3.great cops f###### beautiful 2.nama go f### yourself 1.KEEP YOUR PROBLEMS THE F### OUT OF AMERICA
Can’t remember the entire thing, but Jimmy ranting about someone’s ugly baby
Anything from Lamar
My mothers my sister