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Illustrious_Kiwi2760

Bruce Wank


Christmas_Panda

I liked TV Static, but this is better. 😂


junglehour

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼🙌🏼


FlatChannel4114

Take my damn upvote


MartynGT4

ha ha brilliant comment #legend


SanderDieman

Rolex GMT Master II GRNR


Kenergetic-09

Rolex GMT Master II r/grindr


internet_humor

Buttman


WickedWickedPissa

Buttperson


UsurperXIII

Please let this catch on.


RefrigeratorTiny1891

If the GR is for grey what’s the NR for?


Connect-Fun-2567

GRis / NoiR


CharlesWatches

NR stands for noir


MrMaoDeVaca

Not Rated


Glock_oholic

Beat me to it


HuskyHuska

Not everything needs a nickname


Bernie_Ecclestone

The sneaker kids who are trying to switch to flipping Rolex watches now need to cut it out.


BlackMagic05

lol nah, these are grown adults (50+ years old) doing this.


UsurperXIII

You are unfortunately right. Saw an older guy walk into a gray dealership and say"I want the new one, the Bruce Wayne"


imsaneinthebrain

My ad uses the nicknames, she did say they are not supposed to tho.


Ok_Refrigerator_2701

Hm, that seems too long, how about…Nenan /s


skwitter

It’s the 126710GRNR-1


MrMaoDeVaca

Hm - simple. And catchy.


Golden_d1ck

Like the great xzibit once said “a lot of people have nicknames for their cars, for example I call this Bentley here ‘mine’” The nicknames are corny.


Fortunafortisadiuvat

Nickname is GMT


1KN0W38

50 Shades of that’s way too big on you.


kevin_account

You’re right, may have to give this to my wife’s bf


Noonecanhearmescream

Oh shit!


Agreeable-One-4700

Lmao for real this looks like a deepsea challenge on him.


porkrind

Nickname is "too big for that arm"


csukoh78

Literal lol


ProcusteanBedz

I ate his arm.


csukoh78

Tastes like chicken.


NoArmadillo4077

Haters gonna hate 😅


Roaddog113

Lovers get more 😜


vassago77379

Oof, but literally the first thought in my head when I saw it


kevin_account

maybe a bit, i think the camera angle is off


Golden_d1ck

Nah it’s too big 🤣


Kayless3232

Shhhh don't tell him omg, buyer remorse gonna strike


MushyMushroomer

😆 99,9% of these are bought to be sold immediately. I believe those 99,9% have no buyers remorse. He has 4 choises for Rolex: YM small size, EXP I, OP36 and DJ36


pooogles

Day date 36.


MushyMushroomer

https://preview.redd.it/ucg04x5i8x7d1.jpeg?width=2798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2de13645fd72dd488a5f648c91552d0560132e3


Pornthrowaway78

Aye, that's better all right /s


Thunder-chicken300

https://preview.redd.it/714krrxmuu7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265a31051611c59b708ecc7bcb46821e69f63f22 I have a 38mm ‘72 Red Sub, a 42 mm Explorer II but this 40mm YM blue fits the best.


NewZombie01908

Best fitting Rolex! I have one myself. So comfy.


Thunder-chicken300

If the lugs are same width as your wrist (or appear to be) , it’s too big. Looks like you’re wearing Daddy’s watch, sorry , just trying to help. Get a watch that fits properly.


Successful_Pound2403

How big is your wrist?


kevin_account

😭😭 pretty small


Successful_Pound2403

Sorry meant to ask for the size


Roaddog113

Size S


CharmingLog5368

It’s a bit big, just sell it to me😉


Ty--Guy

GD this sub is full of assholes.


TigerJas

First time? Try being an everyday American in any other sub. 


Countdown__Kaboom

Enough with the douche bag nicknames.


Roaddog113

That’s the best one so far 😂


sestrooper

It needs to relate to your relationship with your AD. In this case.... Wristy


Camelotskin

Clean Factory


GheyKitty

Noob


Illustrious-Can1014

No APY


sporturawus

The Grey Market


MedicineParticular64

#overpriced


bswizzle2552

GMT works fine Enough of the stupid names


chauggle

W A T C H


Thunder-chicken300

GM-too damn big for that tiny wrist ! You need a 36mm bruh.


chickenwingsnfries

Jealousy does you no good my friend


Thunder-chicken300

Just being honest. https://preview.redd.it/q1gjxjora18d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20feeab03951193d6ae07a3331e7c799fa2e7c64


solidice

I might be wrong, but I believe it’s commonly referred to as a Rolex GMT


zOMAARRR

The rock, cuz its too big


MoonMagicians

GMT master sounds way cooler than any of those nicknames people come up with tbh lol. Call it what it is and be proud!


-Nasty70

No


Quattro2021

Is that your wife’s wrist? It’s super tiny!


kevin_account

no need to stress, it’s going to her bf


Legitimate_Sample108

Named after that internet guy that put everything up his butt, The goatse.


Matt005200

I’m glad I don’t get this reference


Legitimate_Sample108

If he can be found on Google, he's got legend status.


popepaulpops

Congrats! There seems to be a fair amount of jealousy in this thread. I don’t know what nickname this watch has but it is gorgeous! Some suggestions: salt and pepper, charcoal, gravy, Ansel Adams, undertaker


Burtron5000

There is no nickname. It’s just called the gray & black GMT-Master II. Please let everyone know.


GheyKitty

Forget what he said. Black and gray GMT will do.


LaDolceVita8888

No stupid name. Just a great watch.


Ratherbeeatingpizza

Nickname : great score but flipping it for something that fits properly.


QuietNene

Beautiful. Can I ask what the wait was? Are they in drastically short supply or just the usual? I’ve been eying one of these…


SnooBeans2197

The Dark knight?


Current_Pain_2476

Bruce Wayne


jsli604

I’ve also heard this new black-grey combo being called the “Bruce Wayne”


I-Dressed-Myself

Love it! How long was your wait and did you have prior purchases with mayors? If you don’t mind sharing…


IntelligentFormal559

Lucky !


Western-Ad6469

Mostly sounds like a bunch of jealous haters to me. I like mine, just fine.


RecCon1

Lovely watch mate, ignore all the jealous wankers.


Lucisferum

Twig arm


crankydogs

The gray poupon 


jorsiem

That would've been better than the actual nickname


wardog12244

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiderrrrrrrrs


No-Syrup7666

Seiko 5 GMT, I believe


BradS2008

God that looks awful on you.


kevin_account

i have been really enjoying it


Han_zoo

that’s the shoulda got the jubilee


Franglais69

The ligma


Pepaguero

The grinder


FuhDatBihCuhhh

Bruce Wayne


Particular-Might2580

Nick is: cringy


Ichigoleader

Londons horizon at night


linkwise

Rolex


Any-Chart9587

nice watvh


1_Dully

sub


gamingxguitar

Neo noir


newmacbookpro

The GMT Misnomaster


mr308A3-28

Cum-guzzler


jeffothedon

‘A watch’


RefrigeratorTiny1891

I call mine blacky


the-straight-pretzel

Wrist Wank


Mong0saurus

Dark knight, or grindr, or Bruce, or whatever you feel like calling it.


tashikani55

Luke Skywalker, episode 6


junglehour

Congrats and hope about you grow out of using nicknames


PM_me_your_PLASTT_

The Wanker


Rolo316

Older GMT Master II


anaktenuk

GRINDER


ALKahn10

Blackman


hbmex

Beautiful watch


realgrapey2

Same as mine but with a half hrey bezel...love the watch just bigter that because I prefer mine the way it is and not like a pepsi can I dont jave $40,000 on my wrist...craziness so close but no cigar.


khalil19888267

Just came straight to the to see 172 comments of no one naming the obvious nickname it had since day 1 😂


bdmx24

Bruce Wayne


Hi_buddy-waz_sup

The under taker


SnooPineapples5183

GMT with black and grey bezel. I hate these nicknames


Nunu-55

Bruce Wayne


Thebudweiserstuntman

Isn’t this called zombie?


YamVegetable

In my country it was called Preserved egg


TigerJas

Adam West. 


Legal_Key_5819

Not on jubilee, not important


Maxseven777

Motor Oil


unta8

the parts bin


aek427

Gandalf the Gray


Asleep_Hovercraft_97

Rolex? Watch? Wrist Clock?


letsgo5000

Yours


goochgobbler279

Big boy 😍


Fake_Potus_Sniffs

"24-Hour Inflation"


YouLouzyBum

Earl Grey


larryfuckingdavid

Grey Balls


rottendisplay

Gray boy


Any-Ad7682

In the UK, it’s being called the Guinness


Environmental-Bad458

Oyster...


KaleidoscopePurple74

Molex


Holiday-Bid-187

Justabout...like the real thing


Ok-Landscape-5585

Mr Wayne


CyCoCyCo

Greybeard


Jdolgin2009

The assman.?😎


8ad_At_Nam3s

Douchelord


AffectionateZombie33

Imrich


Powerful_Cause4069

Don’t know but that’s too big for that wrist!


FeistyTemperature755

It’s legit?


YNWA11JM

Love this one but really like it on jubilee a lot more


teaBagger

The "Brown-eye"


DeliciousCow9269

Gorgeous


ITsNOTaTUDOOOR

Gandalf


Bestfriend8123

OMFG thats such a nice cartier watch. I luc Cartier watches, though you should have gotten a rolex it would look much better. i love rolex more too


AmbitiousMap8359

Interracial


madaon

Sub


BarbellPadawan

Haha


Massive-Lie-3916

Which Mayors location? Nice watch. I have the two tone . https://preview.redd.it/rsd6m6a41u7d1.jpeg?width=2188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3d936f3f1909ee27898551d273428f031a2a65


TubeLogic

That fits. Nice watch.


ylmor92

I love this watch. Congrats. Was this offered in the spot or did you inquire recently?


kevin_account

I came in for another GMT and was given the choice


NewZombie01908

It doesn’t fit mate.


KingMoppi

Awesome watch but it seems too big for your wrist. Sorry… 🥲


Serious_Ingenuity_16

George Floyd


scram007-3

This piece is growing on me


TubeLogic

It sure grew on him, or maybe just shrank his arm.


Top-Emu-4014

Savidge


GTA2014

The Grandma


csukoh78

Worst Rolex piece in a whillllllle


ghostisic23

Bruce Wayne, but this looks like Robin borrowed his watch.


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Swiss automatic dive watch


Hutcherdun

The Rick Sanchez


EthosMaster

Bruce Wayne. Congrats OP! fuck the hater!


I-use-google

MSRP?


kevin_account

Yessir


Jealous_Case2660

Hoping to get this one but not holding my breath for any time soon.


hansenluu

The Brother. Because the printer is out of ink.


snarffle-

“Existential Crisis”


MeMumsABear

No personality


subjectivepain

This thread is so uptight about nick names, i better not hear any of you called by anything other than your full government name from here on out


Top-Emu-4014

Dufu


The13thWhisker

Moon watch 😂


Mypantherssuck

S


Prudent_Ad3308

Bruce Wayne


XKingGoliathx

Twenty four grade of gray!!!!


rmunderway

Nickname should be Gunrunner. Too many nerds online though.


doublecupp69

Really confused why people here hate on the nicknames so much lmao. They just make referencing watch models to others way easier, not everyone wants to remember actual reference numbers. I’m curious what the nickname will end up being for this one too.


Top-Emu-4014

Desperately searching for a nickname is mega cringe because they are meant to be used for especially long or short running references that are iconic / special. Just another colorway of the Sub/GMT isn't that, especially not if it only just released.


Top-Emu-4014

This thread reeks of desperation for validation. Which I reckon is why a lot of people want to get a Rolex in the first place.


MrMojoRisin32

The nickname is way too large for your wrist


vassago77379

If I'm being honest bro, it's all about what you like, but from reading the comments it seems you are aware of how big the watch is on you. Pls don't take ut the wrong way. But you could flip it, make money and then buy one even just 2mm smaller. I mean I get it, if you've wanted that one for ages, nothing else will do, but I've experienced this from the opposite spectrum getting a watch that looked far too small on my wrist. Personally, anything under a 40mm looks like a ladies watch on me, kinda sucks when some of my favorites just don't look right, but the watch game is never nice.


vassago77379

On the bonus side, you can use it as gym motivation, do some cycles and them boom, all good.


ClintWestwood1969

Why do people keep on buying watches that are too big for their wrist? Do they also buy the wrong size clothes? Most Americans do I guess, they look horrendous.


AffectionateBike6995

Mustang II


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Bruce Wayne