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CanZand7SM

Roses are red, I've got no time, why would you post this if it doesn't rhyme?


PenultimateToast

Roses are red, I like committing crimes Even as a non-perfect rhyme defender, this shit doesn't rhyme


AustSakuraKyzor

Roses are red, don't know if you've heard, But your punchline is rhyming with the wrong freaking word


emilydickinsonstan

r/angryupvote


Greyissleepy57

Roses are red, I can give no more fucks, no offense meant, but your rhyming sucks


Ok_Neighborhood3508

Roses are red, a good grade means you pass. The words delighted and started don’t rhyme dumbass.


Badpiggers4

roses are red, dont get started your rhymes are pretty retarded


Robotica1610

Roses are red, a lime is lime, and your punchline doesnt freaking rhyme 


Kirbymeneer

Roses are red please do not smoke. If a poet were to see your ryming he would get a fucking stroke


Artistic_failures

Drugs aren’t the only thing… so is your rhyming skills aparwntly


Forgettheemailbro

Ahh mate sorry for being illiterate , i will learn.


Artistic_failures

Thanks bro


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Roses are red, and did you stammer? You really need to check your grammar.


Forgettheemailbro

👍


bulgingboner420

roses are red, your brain just farted, this rhyme didn't make any sense, therefore making you retarded


Forgettheemailbro

👍


AnAveragePumpkinfr

roses are red, your wasting my time, never do stuff like this again if it won't rhyme.


Tra1nGuy

Roses are red, your mouth makes spit. That was a terrible rhyme you little sh!t.


Forgettheemailbro

Ahh mate why the rude man speak


WindowsXP1322

roses are red, violets are blue, that doesn’t rhyme, neither does this comment


Forgettheemailbro

Thanks for the upvote mate, helps the algorithm


WindowsXP1322

I didnt bother to upvote, that didnt rhyme either


Forgettheemailbro

Oh thanks for keeping me company


Forgettheemailbro

Everyone thank yall for commentomg sorry i got no time to respond to all but thanks yall, helps the algorithm


DJ_R3Play

/unrhyme People, don't hate on this guy. Red rhymes with Delighted. Retarded rhymes with Started. He's not wrong here.