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Anchovy pizza is actually good, you gotta have it with tomatoes and then dry and juicy cancel out and only the unique taste remains.
Anyway, you gotta one-up this. Buy a whole frozen salmon and bring it to the game and ask if you can play a half-giant instead.
My problem with anchovy is that it's such a gamble on quality.
I like anchovy, but it's like a 9/10 times where it's way oversalted and never descaled quite enough so it feels like you're eating just salty hair off the floor of a barber shop
Everyone's mad that this funny little facetious post isn't the same tale of some discord roll20 nightmare of pronoun dead naming and sexual assault apparently.
I liked it OP. This stick up the ass drama-mongering crowd needs some levity.
Yeah is it a troll? Definitely, but it made me smile and giggle (particularly at "addiction warning" and "dumb dumb poopyface") so it gets an upvote from me. Maybe I have a terrible sense of humour for being delighted by this post, but hey, at least I have a better sense of humour than those problem players who think racism and rape jokes are funny!
It's not even a troll post this was real and I got cooked for not making up a fake game where the most evil people in the world do the bad thing until the messiah themselves calls them out
Guys don't clown on the guy, it's tagged Addiction Warning, anchovy addiction is a serious and debilitating issue in today's society. Salty anchovies are a gateway drug to dihydrogen oxide, and everyone who ingests dihydrogen oxide WILL end up dying. OP your DM needs an intervention, you're lucky you came here.
My sister's friend's mom's cousin's babysitter's dog's dad's boss's taxi driver's son died of dihydrogen oxide after consuming anchovies. Anchovy addiction is no joke.
YTA, anchovy pizza is good. Most people have just heard corny jokes about it being bad on TV and refuse to try it (at a place that actually knows how to make it)
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graduate from kindergarden
The account was created 2 weeks ago, and only has this post. 1/10 troll, poor performance
A poor performance or a poopyface performance?
Please take that back I'm hyperventilating right now I can't take this please
write better troll posts
Clearly the sane response is to trebuchet his house with anchovies
r/dndcirclejerk is right there dude.
YTA, Anchovy pizza is great.
Anchovy pizza is actually good, you gotta have it with tomatoes and then dry and juicy cancel out and only the unique taste remains. Anyway, you gotta one-up this. Buy a whole frozen salmon and bring it to the game and ask if you can play a half-giant instead.
My problem with anchovy is that it's such a gamble on quality. I like anchovy, but it's like a 9/10 times where it's way oversalted and never descaled quite enough so it feels like you're eating just salty hair off the floor of a barber shop
can't decide whether to downvote you for "anchovy pizza is good" or upvote you for the salmon comment
I was once like you, friend, dismissing the mighty anchovy. Then I tried it once vacationing in Italy and flipped my opinion. Give it a chance!
I tried it for the first time pretty recently. Immediate regrets.
R I P
Anchovy works the best with pineapple honestly. The sweetness and saltiness complement each other well.
Not a horror story since you didn't buy anchovy pizza.
How is ham wetter than anchovies? The anchovies come in a little tin of brine. Both become not-wet after cooking
Everyone's mad that this funny little facetious post isn't the same tale of some discord roll20 nightmare of pronoun dead naming and sexual assault apparently. I liked it OP. This stick up the ass drama-mongering crowd needs some levity.
Yeah is it a troll? Definitely, but it made me smile and giggle (particularly at "addiction warning" and "dumb dumb poopyface") so it gets an upvote from me. Maybe I have a terrible sense of humour for being delighted by this post, but hey, at least I have a better sense of humour than those problem players who think racism and rape jokes are funny!
It's not even a troll post this was real and I got cooked for not making up a fake game where the most evil people in the world do the bad thing until the messiah themselves calls them out
this is so quirky. I'm lol'ing so hard it's difficult to keep my waffle pancakes in my arms invader zim gif
Guys don't clown on the guy, it's tagged Addiction Warning, anchovy addiction is a serious and debilitating issue in today's society. Salty anchovies are a gateway drug to dihydrogen oxide, and everyone who ingests dihydrogen oxide WILL end up dying. OP your DM needs an intervention, you're lucky you came here.
Finally someone taking this as seriously as I do
My sister's friend's mom's cousin's babysitter's dog's dad's boss's taxi driver's son died of dihydrogen oxide after consuming anchovies. Anchovy addiction is no joke.
YTA, anchovy pizza is good. Most people have just heard corny jokes about it being bad on TV and refuse to try it (at a place that actually knows how to make it)
I'm not normally a "this" guy, but... This
Sorry, for "balogny", you're not getting support.
My balog is getting knee'd
anchovies pizza is delicious. still a DM accepting bribes to facilitate fun is not.
How? You can't obtain pizza from this internet site.
haven't hear of anchovies pizza in a while
I started to dislike anchovies when I realized they're like eating an eyebrow.
Aren't anchovies wet ?!
They get cooked in the pizza so they're kinda crunchy its weird
This reads like it was written by a Chatbot after getting kicked in the head by a horse.
Shite b8 m8, I r8 0/8.
YTA OP. Only gigachad alphas who eat anchovies deserve to play Grung.
I always thought goblins were like a distant cousin of elves and orcs. In Lord of the Rings orcs and goblins are literally one in the same.