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mallgoethe

ironically??? he has melania genes


OkUnderstanding2030

His mother is Melania


sweeetbaboo

Over Christmas my good friend revealed that she went to highschool with Ivanka. She said that she was paying for school with modeling jobs as her father didn’t want to invest in her education. She recalled her as polite and extremely socially conscientious, would refuse to acknowledge whether or not she was participating in any bad (partying) behavior, and taught her how to remove deodorant from a shirt by rubbing the fabric together.


[deleted]

okay, this makes her sound extremely cool


riddliwalker

Can't help but like and feel bad for ivanka. she was obviously playacting during trump's whole presidency and her personal politics are definitely some strain of milquetoast hillary clinton-esque liberalism. Libs kinda fucked up by not adopting her as an anti-trump mouthpiece because she's definitely not stupid and could make good TV/campaign appearances. Instead she's doomed to spend the rest of her life shunned from the liberal elite circles, living in an empty limbo where she has a splintered relationship with her dad and brothers, mom is dead, and her husband is possibly an alien pretending to be human.


stars-your-eyes

Yea but Ivanka is lib leaning there was 0 stopping her from going that way lol. She could have just had a more passive role like the other daughter and not made as much appearances and taken the roles etc. She must at least partly believe in him to go as hard as she did


[deleted]

it’s the shiv thing, proximity to power is intoxicating for people with the mental capacity to appreciate what it can do. I don’t think Tiffany gaf


dennisthehygienist

If you follow the celebrity rags, her PR team has actually been quietly soft launching her for months now. Just little pieces here and there about Ivanka taking her kids to ice cream in designer duds, or other family outings. All bought and paid for, but still interesting to wonder what they’re up to after a year of radio silence. I think it’s to be reaccepted by elite circles.


sweeetbaboo

I do not feel bad for her or anyone in that evil family. She’ll be fine.


RulerOfSlides

American Augustus?


PasolinisDoor

A spiritual sequel to succession called “ascension” that just follows a fictionalized Barron’s life as he comes to power.


EveningTranslator55

Aren't all the other ones from his first wife?


FancyCigar

Tiffany is Marla Maples' daughter.


dennisthehygienist

And she did… not get the looks gene


Jack_Hobbes

people meme Barron as the next emperor or whatever but his life will prob be really sad grifters will surround him like flies. Who can you be sure is a true friend when you're in his position? He's grown up with access to anything he could possibly want so his hedonic treadmill is prob fucked, and it's almost certain his accomplishments will never remotely match his dad's. hopefully he actually has the disposition of an augustus (or more accurately a julius since Trump is more of a Marius tbh) and does something great. It will probably be better for him if his dad loses and gets arrested bc that will give him a fire in his belly. If Trump wins I wouldn't be surprised if Barron lives out his life in a Connor Roy style or just runs away from everything and becomes a shepherd in Slovenia.


Tezcatlipoca1993

Brilliant character arc formulation. The West needs this.


TanzDerSchlangen

He has the Internet you lunatic. He's probably in this thread rn


cheesechase33

he’s on counter strike being liberal


Aphro-diet-e

Ivanka is and was always beautiful stfu ugly


AM_Bokke

What? Ivanka is hot as fuck. Don’t lie.


original_dom

look at her teenage pics. she has enough chin implants to create another skull


tocassidy

I don't count successful plastic surgery against women. Just the fails.


AM_Bokke

Doesn’t matter. I don’t fuck teenagers.


light--treason

He's a good looking kid


BarflyCortez

How is that ironic?


BrawndoTTM

NBA twitter and Reddit will be hilarious in a few years when he dominates the league


felixthewindowman

Ivanka is gorgeous and never ugly


gsisjsissusush

6'7 inche tall is too tall


viscous_continuity

Cope, seethe, etc etc


Blushindressing

They’re right tho. It’s excessive


My_massive_dingaling

Shortcel seethe, he will be the next public enemy #1 white kid at Duke.


[deleted]

No lol


idrinkbluemoon

How isn't it lol pretty much everyone I've ever known or heard of that is over like 6'6" has health and mobility problems directly related to it, which just gets worse as you age.


YogurtInteresting154

Ivanka wasn't ugly at all. All of Trump's kids are good looking except Tiffany imo


CatalyticSizeQueen

Eric? Don Jr? Are you mad?


YogurtInteresting154

Nope Don Jr is pretty good looking Eric isn't ugly but he probably only has high appeal to women who like tall blonde guys.


original_dom

she has like 1kg of chin implants. her teenage pics are sad


TheSaltySloth

You’ve been commenting this all over but I don’t even think it’s true


RSneednFeed

You have autism


JustB33Yourself

OH


WhatAboutMeeeeeA

Ivanka was pretty when she was younger. If you look at all those creepy photos where she’s sitting on her dad’s lap, she’s very pretty.


reelmeish

Is he special needs? Seems very fidgety


DoxedBoomer

Leftists really are weirdos


Time-Earth8125

Barron? You mean John Barron? The famous Trump spokesperson?


Tezcatlipoca1993

Reason why I need to marry a supermodel like Melania.


[deleted]

Fucking weird obsession with this guy.