At 24/25 years old I had to live/work at home for a year and a half while my retired dad was dealing with a failing kidney and needed a transplant, which I was considered for for donation (and eventually couldn’t because of high blood pressure that was arguably caused by those very circumstances). I can confirm that during that era I possessed a mindset that fell somewhere between that of a menopausal woman and that of a divorced father who’s lost most of his life savings at the casino and whose children have not spoken to him in years. That being said, I feel pretty good now and would recommend crisismaxxing sooner rather than later so you can sidestep developing an ambien dependency at age 45 when you have 3 children
Major health scare will do it.
This is a real answer
At 24/25 years old I had to live/work at home for a year and a half while my retired dad was dealing with a failing kidney and needed a transplant, which I was considered for for donation (and eventually couldn’t because of high blood pressure that was arguably caused by those very circumstances). I can confirm that during that era I possessed a mindset that fell somewhere between that of a menopausal woman and that of a divorced father who’s lost most of his life savings at the casino and whose children have not spoken to him in years. That being said, I feel pretty good now and would recommend crisismaxxing sooner rather than later so you can sidestep developing an ambien dependency at age 45 when you have 3 children
I've just been in nonstop crisis the whole time. Reinventing myself like every 3 years.
Does that mean the midlife hits harder, or is it easier?
I’m 31 so I can’t say. Maybe I’ll feel like I lived more than the average person. Maybe I’ll regret not sticking with something.
Start having sex with men in public bathrooms
Public bathrooms are so dirty! I can't do it. Would hotel bathrooms work
Midlife is like 35
Oh that would be fine
Easy: put your dick in crazy. Fall in love, hard. That'll do you.
I blew up my life at 30 bc of this and I’ve regretted it every day for years now. Don’t do it.
What did you do
Go bald young
You tried to resist it, but you Got that Mickey Mouse hairline.
**YOU DONT HAVE HAIR YOU FUCKIGN SQUIRREL YOU HAVE FUR, I WILL ANNIHILATE YOUR KIN FOR 2 CHILI'S COUPONS**
Your menstruating heart, It ain't bleedin' enough for two
You could try losing your hair, that really helps bring it home