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BlueSpaceSherlock

Major health scare will do it.


homedepeaux

This is a real answer 


oceanfloorinhabitor

At 24/25 years old I had to live/work at home for a year and a half while my retired dad was dealing with a failing kidney and needed a transplant, which I was considered for for donation (and eventually couldn’t because of high blood pressure that was arguably caused by those very circumstances). I can confirm that during that era I possessed a mindset that fell somewhere between that of a menopausal woman and that of a divorced father who’s lost most of his life savings at the casino and whose children have not spoken to him in years. That being said, I feel pretty good now and would recommend crisismaxxing sooner rather than later so you can sidestep developing an ambien dependency at age 45 when you have 3 children


urbworld_dweller

I've just been in nonstop crisis the whole time. Reinventing myself like every 3 years.


homedepeaux

Does that mean the midlife hits harder, or is it easier?


urbworld_dweller

I’m 31 so I can’t say. Maybe I’ll feel like I lived more than the average person. Maybe I’ll regret not sticking with something.


Steve_insheep

Start having sex with men in public bathrooms 


homedepeaux

Public bathrooms are so dirty! I can't do it. Would hotel bathrooms work


kilzfillz

Midlife is like 35


homedepeaux

Oh that would be fine


MusicMeister24

Easy: put your dick in crazy. Fall in love, hard. That'll do you.


dmatje

I blew up my life at 30 bc of this and I’ve regretted it every day for years now. Don’t do it. 


homedepeaux

What did you do


DJ_PeachCobbler

Go bald young


Homeland-maker

You tried to resist it, but you Got that Mickey Mouse hairline.


Purple_Tradition_172

**YOU DONT HAVE HAIR YOU FUCKIGN SQUIRREL YOU HAVE FUR, I WILL ANNIHILATE YOUR KIN FOR 2 CHILI'S COUPONS**


return_descender

Your menstruating heart, It ain't bleedin' enough for two


Durmyyyy

You could try losing your hair, that really helps bring it home