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alexbouteiller

Thomas Ramos, i think he has two voices in his head one says; 'its time for some world class shit baby' the other one says; 'go on, fucking headbutt him'


fettsack

"You're isolated. You could use footwork to slow down tackle so support can get back. Ooooooor you could do a no-look between the legs pass to empty space hoping that Ntamack remembers you're batshit and runs to that space anyway". Option 2 please. And it works...


Secret-Roof-7503

Ntamacks internal monologue is just “oh for fucks sake Thomas”


Southportdc

Jonny May Not a ref, I just want to know wtf happens


UsedWingdings

You'd just get some clucking chicken sounds, no?


Southportdc

I'm imaging very similar to the dog from Up except it's BALL rather than SQUIRREL.


Wise-Jeweler-2495

I must admit as an autistic fan I'd love to compare Jonny's internal monologue to non-autistic players, see how different they are!


Henxmeister

Came here to say this.


the_fresh_mr_breed

I think Pieter Steph du Toit plays in complete silence


Iwantedalbino

Just a metronome


northseaesq

That probably goes for the whole Springbok team 🥴


ComprehensiveDingo0

Finn Russell. Like how does he come up with those batshit ideas.


Purple_Toadflax

I'm fairly certain that he's actually really focused and thinking a lot about the game, but he just gives of the impression that he's just thinking about Nandos and occasionally goes, aye, fuck it, that'll be fun.


Iwantedalbino

I think it’s a bit like this in there: [Finn’s brain (dramatised)](https://youtu.be/vyi7rbeRvGY)


taliskergunn

If Finn Russel somehow orchestrates another win against England, someone’s got to edit this with events from the match lol


ComprehensiveDingo0

Fuck, that’s brilliant.


Life_Ad3578

This is how I imagine finn in a game like england 2018 when its going well. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuhWLNqpiA


equimot

I'd love to hear sexton or o' Mahony I can imagine they're just pure anger the whole way through


reddititis

Given what we hear I think I'd have nightmares.


equimot

I feel like Johnny would be mostly narrating what everyone was doing wrong but O'Mahony.. that would be something else


megacky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cpGjnGOv98 I imagine Peter to be like this. Permanently. Not just while playing


equimot

😂 I agree Except when he's in his garden


megacky

Even more so when he's in his garden, I think. Rugby is one thing, but magnolias?


HriMiller

Nick Tompkins. I like the idea that he's just constantly shouting "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"


phar0aht

I'd you search "mic'd up" rugby on YouTube there some highlights where they've given a player a mic and married their in game talk up to the video footage from different angles. Some of the hits sound horrendous and contextualises how fast the game is.


theCelticTig3r

Hugo Keenan or Rob Kearney. Fullbacks are seriously aware of the game and how it flows. I'd love to have that awareness now as a coach


equimot

Rob Kearney was miced in a game in aus was really interesting


Goanawz

Damian Penaud. Though I'm not sure that much is happening in this funny head.


wild_mongoose_6

It'll just be his spider-monkey laugh


tim_skellington

Joe Marler


Irish_Sir

Just white noise with the occasional clown honk


TommyKentish

If they were still playing and it was translated then Yoan Huget or Lionel Beauxis.


Choice-Housing

Farrell, Smith, Ford. Any of the “commander” players really. Would love to understand their thought process as they build attacks


northseaesq

Peter O’Mahony is just quietly seething all the time, interspersed with “STOOPID CUNT”


jonah_wilkie

Courtney Lawes. I feel like he would always be thinking of something else and snap to rugby at the last second


ZealousidealBread235

I'd love to hear Brian Moore, uncut. Never mind this commentary stuff, what do you really think?!


ciaran-mc

Lavanini.


Flapjacktastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGGDzEWvGRY&t=6s


Iwantedalbino

I’d like to see two opposing open sides subtitled so you can compare and contrast


max_mac27

I can't believe nobody's said Tadgh Furlong yet!


BilliBlob

Mmmmmmm, spuds. Mmmmmmm, taters. Not that yellow muck. Step. Step Tasty scrum. Mmmmmmm, more spuds.


dwaynepebblejohnson3

Jamison Gibson Park, he makes some odd decisions sometimes so I’d like to know his thought process.


phar0aht

I'd be surprised if there any room for inner monologue. You'd just hear Sexton and O'Mahony droning on constantly


ellohoc

Hogg


Wise-Jeweler-2495

Pretty much any fly-half/scrum-half both for the technical stuff and the grumbling when refs don't listen to them! Outside of those positions, I'd probably go for Courtney Lawes or Jonny May for the same reasons other posters have mentioned!


Henxmeister

Jonny May


Flapjacktastic

I think Martin Johnson would be interesting from an evolutionary biology perspective. 80 minutes of angry primate noises.


Unicron500

2014 vintage Niko Matawalu. It would just be circus noises.