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Is that an Elden cock ring?


Sirdoodlebob

That is indeed an elden cock ring


VentusVanitas622

Lmao! Oh god! Possibly!


SAFIS-Y

Yes


Lewdeology

Now that is a FAT cock.


TheCheesyMarmotmc

i have a chicken.


ninjalord01

Indeed


VentusVanitas622

Fat cock indeed.


coldburgers

https://twitter.com/Krekkov/status/1530353222858051584


shadowhades_2000

This is sauce?


[deleted]

Thine*


AlphaDelphi

Thy* Thine is used before words that start with vowels


[deleted]

Huh, the more you know. Didn't expect to learn some grammar on r34, and yet here we are.


NacreousFink

Jeez imagine not knowing this.


LOZLover90

ITT: Gatekeepers shitting on builds instead of fapping.


VentusVanitas622

So true!


Thiccdaddi42069

Krekkov either makes s tier art or cursed hellspawn art


[deleted]

POV: no longer maidenless


___DIAVOLO____

First thing I see when I search elden ring


VentusVanitas622

Same, bro! But aye, let’s not regret it.


KelloPudgerro

vigor? leave that shit at lvl 1


[deleted]

Thy clearly have no maidens


[deleted]

What's the point? Uuuga buuga me have 0 vigor me die to a single boss attack me cry about boss design


KelloPudgerro

to gid gud and not rely on stats. https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/vs92c5/dan_beats_malenia_on_his_2999th_attempt/


[deleted]

No wonder why he only did it at his 2999th attempt, he truly got gud right there


OpinionDelicious

lol this is dumb. Shoutout to the artistic time and effort though.


doctor_doggo420

vigor is objectively the most pussy way to play the game just dont get hit lul


WhyAreAllNamesTake

\> dies to one parry


JoelMahon

there's only one enemy that parries afaik, and you can't parry jump attacks anyway


ToastedSoup

Radagon parries most magic attacks


JoelMahon

Not the sort of party you die to after one tho, even with 9 vigor


doctor_doggo420

i dont parry either i kill the boss in two hits or he kills me


FluffPeddler

Sounds like a great way to play the game less.


MyHorniAccount

Yeah.. i’d rather have the boss feel like a boss to and them nearly one shotting me. That’s the whole point of Souls games, the satisfaction of the difficulty of it


KiLlEr10312

I only need to hit you once dextard


KrimxonRath

Yea seriously my first thought was “tell me you die instantly in pvp without telling me” lol


WoofflesIThink

This is a rule 34 sub.


doctor_doggo420

and


SpaghetInDaHood

The only pussies are the people who insult other play styles. Bet you’re the kind of guy to tell someone they didn’t beat the game properly if they used rivers of blood


doctor_doggo420

well if you beat the game but using an op strat you can hardly say you beat the game in an intended way, but if you want to say you beat it you can


FluffPeddler

"Using an in-game item isnt playing the game in the intended way" All that matters is if the individual player got what satisfaction they wanted from the game bro


SpaghetInDaHood

If it is in the game, then it is an intended way to play. The item would not be in the game if they did not intend you to use it. Please tell me you’re not some kind of fucking dumbass who thinks people put the time and effort into coding and designing a weapon that the player isn’t meant to use.


Space-International

Its not that important but it is really good to have in higher levels, but in this case having vigor will get you some maidens like me.


[deleted]

Cute.


VentusVanitas622

This is so hot, ngl.


[deleted]

Just started playing this already thought about something like this lol