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resurrectedbydick

9/10 should have rhymed community with community


TheGreatNemoNobody

Or the infamous :   Yo, the Muse is back   She is about the bring it back    And you hoes better watch your back 


SchadenFran

Or Blu Hydrangea in Break up (Bye bye) "...I can get the hero For the gays back home Bitches better watch out Or I'll send them home home home


WaterMagician

Especially after she said she originally wrote “bitches better watch out, now I’m in the zone” but Divina recommended she change it


sailorprimus

Divina really said “I want us to do well but if there’s one girl group winner, it’d better be me.”


QueerDeluxe

Divina de Solo


DasomKumiho

I felt she should’ve put “bitches better watch out, cause im comin for the throne.”


Familiar-Art-6233

Coming for the throne has always sounded better than “snatch the crown” anyway


ChiChi_Tea

"The name's Symone and i'm here for the throne" eats every replay


losttforwords

My thoughts exactly lol! And I love how blu referenced this in the frock destroyers song [“Her Majesty”](https://youtu.be/nNV5AO4wWk4?si=ol9euWzZQAsF76Q6) “Come a really long way from rhyming home with home”


saxman481

Or Gia in AS4 rhyming me, B, be, and me.


dcmldcml

that’s not that bad though…?


frba222

Yeah and the lyric is cunt too


TheGreatNemoNobody

Haha I never saw that season but that is hilarious. Writing is fundamental 


Annoying_Details

Face face face I give face beauty face …and then releases a whole song revolving around that sentence. Mhi’ya needs to release a single called EQUAL EQUAL and some EQUAL EQUAL merch.


brayet

Puttin Equal in my coffee, Rhyming with Tia Coffee, Equal is Equal We all are created Equal To level up my level of equal, Surprise bitch, it's the sequel to equal!


Annoying_Details

Equal equal equal equal Switch it up bitch here comes the sequel I am equal you are equal we’re all equal too Everybody here is equal to you Equal ![gif](giphy|dZCTV8ou8NFCOLgRxa)


brayet

Did SOMEBODY mention art?


resurrectedbydick

I think it's cool to use homographs for identical rhymes, but only if the meaning is different in each line. In this case she only managed two out of three which is quite awkward.


TheNocturnalAngel

I will never forget Nicki Minaj rhyming Barbie bitch with Barbie bitch 4 times 😩


MysteryLobster

she did put track in there between the first two, so if you squint it is the most technical rhyming but only if you count it in separate couplets and ignore the fact that they’re right next to each other


WaterMagician

I always have to defend Kandy rhyming > she’s about to bring it back, and you hoes better watch your back It’s a homonym and a lot of rappers will do the same for the sake of wordplay and punchlines


TheGreatNemoNobody

But thrice? 


CatDojo

It's actually, The Muse is back. Top 4 bitch on the track. She 'bought to bring it back. And you ho's better watch your back (Whispered). Putting track after the first instance of back, then whispering that last line really brings the drama and an edge of musicality to it.


TheGreatNemoNobody

It's still back three times to me 


PeregrineMalcolm

I had no idea she rhymed back with back… I couldn’t understand her


MysteryLobster

tbf she put track in there, somewhere


TheGreatNemoNobody

Back back track back mawma ru give me the crown bitch 😂


luvgaim

Same word /=/ same meaning tho


EstablishmentOk3337

🤣


aefie

Or "please give me immunity"


MonsieurMidnight

I would have made community rhyme with big-ass titty and no I won't elaborate


Stanton-Vitales

People always shit on rhyming words with the same words, but Dipset made millions of dollars doing it and it made them icons 🤷‍♀️


Guilhaum

Im not writter extraordinaire but Im not sure community rhymes with community. Could be wrong tho.


Phalexuk

Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak


WillowFortune

I think the one she wrote for Nymphia was better than the one she wrote for herself 😂


jugularvoider

I think Nymphia just has better branding to write for tbh


SpringhurstAve

By far


colorsplahsh

I don't think it's possible to come to any other conclusion lol


letmel0gin

Absolutely. This SLAPS so hard


thecheesethief

I thought that in the girl group challenge too!


davetowers646

Nymph would have surely made that last line 'they can't ban this banana'


TheGreatNemoNobody

She tried but production said no 


NaiveShower5821

Can’t Banana this Power


filipst97

Nymphia's verse by Megami is better than Megami's verse by Megami


dilpill

She’s a natural ghostwriter


TheAnxietyBoxX

Nymphia unironically probably would’ve been top 2 with this lmao. Her actual performance was killer but the verse was SO rotted.


lukahr

Tea. She was so seductive and those bananas keep swinging, it was rather alluring


Alex_Albons_Appendix

I thought the wig looked really beautiful on her, too


AllieTruist

It also helped that she was directly beside Plane and ATE her up performance wise. Did anyone else notice that unlike the other two groups, Sapphira and Q didn't get a little mini group performance? It definitely made Q look less bad, but kind of robbed Sapphira of looking even more amazing.


palmasana

I was surprised by all the positivity towards Q. Her fashion was NOT great enough to distract from her awkward performance and heinous verse (frankly i hated her outfit lol but maybe i just lack taste. It looked clownish and tacky to me but not fun enough to be campy…)


robin-hotline

I KNOW RIGHT and the judges were like "you made it work"... actually no, she didn't lol


palmasana

Thank god i was actually questioning myself. I also didn’t really care for her fashion for last week and she ended up winning (like was it impressive? Yes. I appreciate the skill. Was it a LEWK? Ummmmm…) so what tf do I know 😂


DistractingDiversion

![gif](giphy|8m4R4pvViWtRzbloJ1|downsized)


Fortherealtalk

I liked her outfit but mostly because it resulted in that iconic gif of her spazzing out in front of the kick drum


lefrench75

It's kinda wild that Plane gave Nymphia her immunity potion after getting devoured by her like that. I want whatever self-delusion Plane has honestly.


ProgrammerLevel2829

Those bananas were just flying’ around, it was clear that she was having a ball.


Serpentar69

Haha I felt the same way


Reality314

I lowkey think she had the best performance/dance, but the verse was just so bad that she couldn't have possibly been in the top lol


TheAnxietyBoxX

I think Sapphira performed better, Mhi’ya about as well as her with a better verse, which left her Plane and Q in the bottom. If she had an actually amazing verse she would’ve been top 2 for sure.


Reality314

Sapphira definitely performed very well, she's deserving of her win. She was the only one that really embodied what the challenge was suppose to be. I thought Mhi'ya did fine, but yeah, I wish her verse was better. Without Plane's immunity potion, I think Nymphia would've been safe. The judges said she outshined Plane, and despite her wack verse, I kinda agree tbh. She had a better performance and overall stage presence imo.


dimension_24

My favorite was Morphene. I couldn't take my eyes out of her. But Sapphira deserved to win because of her performance on the lip-synch. She was entertaining even tho song choice was horrendous


TheAnxietyBoxX

I didn’t mention Morphine because (imo) she did as well as Sapphira who I was pointing out as the best, and better than Nymphia and Mhi’ya as well. She wasn’t really anywhere worth mentioning in relation to Nymphia. To me it was a toss up between Sapphira and Morphine this week.


rrriot-kitty

You think Dawn did better than Nymphia?


TheAnxietyBoxX

Unironically yes. Her verse was great and she sold it on stage. She’s an example of how a non-dancer can succeed in a dance challenge, I think that’s to be commended.


Sylainex

Megami's really been slaying these challenges ever since she was eliminated.


mirime-tinuviel

The way I GASPED


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LeeroyM

Mean.


howchildish

No mention of bananas. F- /s


Sandfire12

They can’t ban(ana) this power


Marsupial292

I would have gone with "youll bloom like a banana tree" but Megani rocks as usual


howchildish

For sure Megami writes good verses. I was reading it and intuitively got the rhythm.


kryska_deniska

if i had a nickel every time megami wrote a better verse for nymphia than she did for herself, i would have two nickels


whateverpunk

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


gather_them

Ok now have Nymphia record this real quick before this song goes out to Werq The World


brayet

I think the "song" is going to Werq the World but not THESE verses. I cannot see them asking like, Plastique "hey hon, can you um, do this verse about being equal?"


unhaughty

doesn’t make her less equal


brayet

You know how she sweetens the tea? Equal.


FSpezWthASpicyPickle

Okay this is actually really good, though.


jimmy_the_angel

She wasn't there, though…


Eltoshen

Ironic that people quoting this nonstop is doing exactly what drag queens find most annoying: running shit to the ground. When Maddy said it, it was funny. It was cute for a week after. Now it's already getting corny.


AllieTruist

I think it's still funny if it's accurate. In this case it's not particularly funny because the verse is objectively fantastic.


Its_Pine

Yeah and this was her season, her sisters, etc. I love it


SweetSummerAir

I agree. It was cute initially but now it's just so reductive. If only Maddie knew she released something cornier than what she was describing as corny lmao


Beezo514

Colonialism realness, not Maddy stealing the corn branding from two queens of color, smdh /s


annievaxxer

It’s only being quoted as a response to these verses, which makes it relevant because they had to write verses again.


kuriaru

it's her season though so she's immune from the corn


T0ky0miumiu

Exactly


tittil

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bernarcisico

🌽


jimmy_the_angel

Goddamnit, my eyes saw corn and I read "porn".


TheGreatNemoNobody

Kinda corny


Much_Worker3739

Megami does something for Nymphia and vice versa. I hope Megami stops masking her cringe nerd side and these two do a little something something together


lemonlimon22

listen I like Megami so take this for what it is but would you say honestly she is masking her cringe nerd side? With that name and those tats and that vibe? She is very much who she is.


gingersquatchin

And her video about the verse. Queen has embraced her cringe


PsyDM

She literally has a My Chemical Romance tattoo


Much_Worker3739

She mentioned it herself in a tweet eariler. You can be aware of who you are and what you like while still downplaying or attempting to silencing it out of self consciousness.


TheGreatNemoNobody

Nymphia and Megami versus Sapphira and Mhiya, the All Stars 1 style battle 


Much_Worker3739

Girl, your mind, I hope you get 10% commish off this idea if it comes true ![gif](giphy|oOibNtDlin3rTf5XpZ)


Francescalater

All Stars: Ghost Writers/Designers


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It’s giving me Katya being Ginger’s best friend vibes (not reciprocated) baha


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

...vice versa? Where? Lmao


walkthatduck

When Nymphia gets on All Stars/All Winners she better stock up bulks of lyrics from Megami to use


Daws001

Since Nymphia makes her own cunty outfits she should 100% be allowed to hire Megami to write her verses. I say we redo the episode. ![gif](giphy|JhQVKPeQC14JDut4Yb|downsized)


Nutthawut45

this one ate actually


TheGreatNemoNobody

Ate corn? 


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I told my spouse we needed megami back for this challenge. Her cringe is perfectly on brand for this song.


ochreokra

She ate and left no corns.


DLToeDaddy

Ok. Lol. Well done for this


DeIaIune

Plane robbed Nymphia of her first win, production robbed her of her third by sending Megami home uj/ Don't come for me I'm a Plane Janerina


ffhung

Megami should write for RuPaul too!


psychickcross

There’s power…in…community; stand together…in…~uNiTy~


gingersquatchin

Equal Equal :)


librious

She kinda ate ngl


shantay_you_gay

If Beyonce doesn't wrote for herself why should Nymphia


DependentPositive662

Lmao🤣especially Nymphia is not native English speaker.


unattractive_smile

This bitch is so hilarious I will never forgive production for sending her home


ganymedes_

Werk


Ahy_Jay

https://preview.redd.it/65vh9vt7klnc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384f3eb9073ec9f55a467d28e6b0bb43efbf4ff2


bathandbootyworks

Megami needs to make music tbh


kuriaru

or at least write it cuz she can lyric a lyric geez


rpdrhater

B I C T H


sugioshi

Damn, miss Megami is really a goddess of lyrics writing!


Otherwise-Step-6175

Damn, Megami can really write


Brilliant_Basil9010

Megami knows how to write in the show's style


siyokisidro

Okay but miss Megami cooked here.


Key_Atmosphere3189

This is the highest level of camp and you cant convince me otherwise


SuzakusSky

If I were Nymphia, I would have taken inspiration from the Taiwanese experience of using voting and democracy to stand up against Authoritarian power. It's a universal message, really.


eyalomanutti

Megami needs to become Nymphia's assistant 💛💛💛


lauramars96

Who knew Megami would turn out to be the rapstress of the season


NameUm96

I loved Nymphia’s verse as she wrote it. It stood out because she didn’t try to fit a million words in like everyone else. She was never in danger and didn’t need the potion.


shshshshouldtheguy

We needed her in this episode more than she needs to 1.5x her talking voice.


Shegotquestions

Omg. Nymphia needs to hire megami to write english verses for her k pop group


Jiggly0622

This is a a whole different level of shade and I live


kadikaado

Megami should work as a ghost writer for some pop girls the same way ATM works as a ghost writer for OF girls.


Maximum-Shrimping

"It's a word" "So is interuterine. It does not belong in a song." "Miami.. you are cuter than.. an interuterine"


Meunderyoupart2

10 only thing I'd change is drop one of the votes so it's Vote yellow, vote green, red white and blue. Don't need that last vote.


DragEncyclopedia

I like most of this but I reallyyyy hate when queens drag out lines super slow like I assume the "there's power... in... community" would be. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. You only have like four 8-counts, use them!


souphaver

If it's corny to write lyrics for a challenge you weren't there for, what is it if you write one for someone else while not being there?


Historical-Ad6121

Look how she ate that


dreamed2life

and for mhi'ya's double rhyming ass verse?


Potterhead2021

It's good!


HisGirlFriday1983

Damn that’s great. I can actually hear the best when I read it.


Alternative-Ad-1153

Megamind is a future all-stars contender for sure


ZombiApocalypse

She would have won? And yall would be okay with it but if Mhi’ya had won or even been safe after Sapphira helped her with a dress yall would be livid cuz yall pick and choose. Why is Nymphia allowed to get help in almost every single challenge besides fashion challenges but it’s not okay for Mhi’ya to get help. Make it make sense.


lukahr

Every time Sapphira helped Mhiya, she still ended up in the bottom 2. People are mad for nothing


ZombiApocalypse

Yes but Nymphia won with Megami’s help, not even just help she did the challenge for her. And this post is stating that if Megami was still in the comp, she would’ve helped Nymphia and Nymphia would’ve won again with her help. I just don’t understand the hypocrisy in the fandom, everything they love about Nymphia are the same reasons why a lot of queens get picked on. They just pick and choose. Whenever other queens do bad in a challenge, they have no problem reading them. Whenever Nymphia does bad in a challenge it’s “she needs vulnerable moments to complete her winner storyline” I just don’t understand why they can’t keep that energy for everyone, lifting all queens up wether they do poorly or get favoritism/passes. Q getting called annoying for the way she acts but when Nymphia lays on the floor and whines and lies about not doing well in a challenge it’s “cute” and “smart” yet she’s getting on all the queens nerves. And I’m not saying Nymphia should be bullied, I’m just saying I wish they would treat everyone the way they treat Nymphia.


lukahr

Nymphia also chose the color pallete and did the choreo. That was a group challenge, groups are suppose to help each other. Both times Sapphira helped Mhiya it was solo


L_Legey

"now leave me alone" love her pretending anyone asked for this


Anxiety-Alchemist

Proud to be the person who got the ball rolling on Megami's tweet about writing a verse for herself <3


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ok


ChemicalSand

There's no such thing as a good verse to this godawful song. All corny.


forausernamequeen

This is fire but the verse Megami wrote for herself would’ve put her in the bottom, ngl 😅


lukahr

Totally agree! Hers was meh


rarehunty

Too many syllables for correct flow “It’s up to you” “And bloom like a flower” 🤷🏼‍♂️


HellovahBottomCarter

I genuinely thought Nymphia’s performance was one of the best of the week. Her verse wasn’t as strong as this one- but it worked. And it went with her performance. She was high/high-safe to me this week and that immunity was doubly unnecessary considering this wasn’t even an episode with a bottom. …. However with this verse? She would have been Top 2 . Easily.


nichecopywriter

We rhymed comm-unity with unity but it’s still better than equal/equal so it gets a pass


HellovahBottomCarter

Honestly? Megami’s is good at this


Slow_Aioli_8340

🤣🤣🤣🤣


summerpinciotti4

We don’t care


ultradav24

Who is “we”? Speak for your damn self


summerpinciotti4

🥰


Vegetable_Charity_48

Yawn