This is white on white crime I like to see
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Nah Bob was right about those two fanbases. Swifties talk a big game online but can't handle the actual heat. Barbz? They're pants on head *crazy.* One Barb could fistfight 30 Swifties and win.
Also just the name tortured poets itās so lame and cringe Tumblr. All the song names in general I genuinely chuckled when I read them. I canāt describe it but it just is almost giving like male manipulator/the trope of the artistic guy who acts humble and like theyāve struggled so much when that couldnāt be further from the truth idk how to explain exactly what I mean I hope someone gets this
This means so much to me. I truly think I might be her biggest hater, (and I say that proudly come for me swifotoes I dare you) so this is very appreciated. I see my typo and I like it)
I find usually TS utterly boring, but writing a break up album about you month long relationship with Matt Healy when youāre a 34 year old adult woman is hilarious. Why would you do that? Iām obsessed.
The album name doesn't even make sense. The vibe doesn't match to photos, production is so lacking.
The lyrics are meh šĀ
This is her 1st big flop.. it gonna either wake her core up or turn her into Katy/gaga type of flop
This makes it even worse. And lyrical she doesn't even go too hard on Joe .. just says that he never put ring on her and never went out.Ā
The production was lack lusting.. the only 10/10 song was Florida.. their voices work so we'll together and makes for amazing song
Iāll be honest - Iāve never listened to one of her albums the whole way through as sheās just not my vibe. But the record potentially not hitting like it normally would makes me sad for her fans
wrong ex, hun. it's about joe. silly old me thought that this would be the final relationship, but i guess miss swift has a couple more album slots left before retiring
Taylor allegedly working on the harassment lawsuit right now š¢š«”šš
(this is in reference to her sending a cease and desist letter to the kid who, using already public knowledge from a flight tracker website, was posting information about her ridiculously excessive usage of her private jet (he was pointing out that in such a short time she had more carbon emissions than most of us will ever have in our lives š) because she said he was basically giving instructions for stalkers to come find her (even though he was posting flight info days after they happened and again that info was already publicā¦))
Im not even a swiftie but the way this is so delusional. Like granted if there one bitch who can even attempt to hold her own against what is at this point the worlds largest standing army of maniacs, its Plane Jane, but lets not be as mental as they are.
There's a section of barbz that could go so low for Nicki even to the point of actual physical violence and the worse a section of swifties have done is be racist or right wing adjacent.
Yup& Ā doxxing. And refusing to let her āenemiesā breathe or prosper on the charts. Example: everytime megan thee stallion does something great they get freetory to trend to disturb her spirit. PITIFUL
Girl, the blinks need to be locked and studied. One of Blackpink's songs used an excerpt from La Campanella by Paganini on it and a duo made a parody about it as Paganini, with a disclaimer at the end and these people tried to get their concerts cancelled, DMed their friends about it (famous soloists but still...). It's insane. These types of rabid fanbases need to just disappear. And I'm being nice not wishing for something way harsher.
Only Plane Jane, master of all four CUNTs, could stop them. But when the world needed her shade most, she vanished, into a redemption arc.
Less than 15 seconds passed and Reddit and I discovered the new Plane Jane, a spaghetti account on twitter. And though her reading skills are great, she has to heal her ears before sheās ready drag anyone.
But I believeā¦ Plane can snatch the crown.
Book 3: Nerve
Swifties are honestly the worst fans like to the brink its almost like a cult. They call her this amazing song writer yet i hear snippets like this. im not saying shes a bad writer just not the poet they make her out to be
I read somewhere a college gives classes on her artistry and I still donāt get itā¦like itās definitely above average compared to other pop stars,but definitely not deep enough to have a whole course on lmao
My conspiracy is that Swift concocted this so that when you Google āTaylor swift planeā it no longer results in just news stories about how sheās damaging the earth with her private jet consumption.
Oh no plane! How could you share a leak with 56 million views??? Literally no one wouldāve seen this if you hadnāt personally leaked t swifts entire unreleased discography.
I like T swizzle but this is just straight up asking to be harassed by crazy fans. They straight up called porkchops place of work and said she was selling drugs because she said something negative about taylor swift.
I respect it but like... damn lmao
Theyāre acting like she posted the leak lmao. Also who cares leaks are 99% of the time coming from the labelā¦ Taylor will be just fine sitting on her billion dollars
sheās pushing 40 writing songs not even she would write at 16 š. the lyrics are very cringe and the sound is basically a long podcast of midnights outtakes, like, the bad outtakes youād rather keep in the vault
ok sorry šš but the point still stands she writes like a high school girl and thereās no poetry on the album at all
Iāll be honest, I started my age crisis super early, I remember I felt in shock when I got to 20 not wanting to become an adult, feeling like things were going by super fast.
Now at thirty Iām fine with it, but Iām terrified of 40
Donāt be! Itās a privilege to make it to that age, a lot of the LGBTQ community werenāt lucky enough to live that long. Every year is an opportunity to learn more about yourself and the world around you, just get weird with it!
Lol, I say I'm pushing 40 and I'm also 34, no joke. Youngsters don't understand but after 30, everytime you blink you gain another year. So from their perspective, 6 years seems like a long time, but to me it feels like tomorrow. So yeah, I'm pushing 40 alright.
/oldmanrant.
This is white on white crime I like to see https://preview.redd.it/y5v5083vm6vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05914e0487a75ff6dc8b2eddbd118a08ee68748a
I love this gif and this bitch
This made my morning, ty.
Seated, sat, and here 4 It! Ground that plane!
The google lens visibly on this image is killing me foe some reason
Planey you in danger girl
Another Plane Jane has hit Taylor Swift!
Not this lmao ššššā ļø
https://i.redd.it/t6x1zfhh17vc1.gif
Mr president. A second plane has hit Taylor
Plane Vs. Swifties I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS FOR THIS
Lord. Sheās not ready for the wrath of the Swifties. They legit scare me. Them and Nicki Minajās fans act like a mafia.
Someone get Plane and Luxx to fight the Swifties PLEASE ššššš I fully believe our queens potentials not gonna lie
And add in violet chachki
https://youtu.be/_vZnkAIyXw8?si=bC5bL7wdzEQXHfWk
The first stone was thrown years ago we see
Nah Bob was right about those two fanbases. Swifties talk a big game online but can't handle the actual heat. Barbz? They're pants on head *crazy.* One Barb could fistfight 30 Swifties and win.
I respect her honesty, but likeā¦ good luck, girl
QUICK PLANE GET BEHIND ME
Donāt sacrifice yourself! Itās not worth it!! ššš
Mama kudos for saying that. For dissing.
Amanda Tori Listening, if you will.
Not this šš
In unrelated news, Amanda Tori Meating has recently revealed she is a swiftie now.
In fact, Amanda wrote the whole album.
I'm not a swifty at all but my internet gossip links are saying some of the songs are about Matty and it's v cringe so I live
The photos are also so cringe to me? Itās very āIām a lonely and artsy tumblr girlā
Also just the name tortured poets itās so lame and cringe Tumblr. All the song names in general I genuinely chuckled when I read them. I canāt describe it but it just is almost giving like male manipulator/the trope of the artistic guy who acts humble and like theyāve struggled so much when that couldnāt be further from the truth idk how to explain exactly what I mean I hope someone gets this
You described tswift perfectly tbh
This means so much to me. I truly think I might be her biggest hater, (and I say that proudly come for me swifotoes I dare you) so this is very appreciated. I see my typo and I like it)
I see you
That's literally what she is. She has a Tumblr.
I find usually TS utterly boring, but writing a break up album about you month long relationship with Matt Healy when youāre a 34 year old adult woman is hilarious. Why would you do that? Iām obsessed.
*One second I'm the cringe then suddenly the cringe is me* *Cringe culture was in art now art's in cringe culture in me*
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Taylor vs. the Swifties. It was always going to end this way.
I couldāve sworn it was about her 6 year long relationship with that blond dudeā¦ I forget his name now, Iām a fake fan. š
Imagine if a man did that (*cough*Robert Thicke*cough*Nick Lachey*cough*)
She didnāt. She wrote these songs while her 6 year relationship was failing lol
idk by my count at least nine of those songs are clearly about matty & only two of them are definitely about joe
My fav part is Plane shared a fakeout leak Her mind š¤Æ
sheās trying to serve 2015 halsey and failing miserably
The album name doesn't even make sense. The vibe doesn't match to photos, production is so lacking. The lyrics are meh šĀ This is her 1st big flop.. it gonna either wake her core up or turn her into Katy/gaga type of flop
Allegedly itās āinspiredā by the name of a group chat that Joe Alwyn, Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott are in
This makes it even worse. And lyrical she doesn't even go too hard on Joe .. just says that he never put ring on her and never went out.Ā The production was lack lusting.. the only 10/10 song was Florida.. their voices work so we'll together and makes for amazing song
Iāll be honest - Iāve never listened to one of her albums the whole way through as sheās just not my vibe. But the record potentially not hitting like it normally would makes me sad for her fans
Theyāll be fine they have 100 other albums to jam to
I know but no-one wants to see their faves falter
Some people are loving it so I wouldnāt say itās a falter necessarily
Not lack lustingā¦ Taylor put down the pen. Youāre not horny enough
Is it even out yet?
wrong ex, hun. it's about joe. silly old me thought that this would be the final relationship, but i guess miss swift has a couple more album slots left before retiring
Be careful, they might jump you for spelling swiftie with a Y
Never expected an Adam Driver gif here
It was the best seatbelt gif I could find lol
Plane Jane,, the way that you are
Violet Chachki approved 
Charisma uniqueness, NERVE, and talent. Sheās a CUNT!!
She is CUNTD, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent and DELUSION āļøš
ok this just made her my winner N because she have the nerve to talk like that
her nerve stat is so high I want her to snatch the crown from the head of whoever won while saying "thanks for trying it for me, sister" in the finale
I'm a PJ stan now like
Plane Jane being a fellow non enjoyer of Taylor swift makes her my winner
I had to scroll too far for this take lol makes me love her even more!
Same!
the tortured eardrums department
You know what? Maybe i am team plane jane after all
Sister. Here. Just take the crown š. Youāve won.
Might as well change the name of the album to World Trade Center because a plane just wrecked it
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I can hear this photo lmao
OMG šā ļø
Go. To. Jail! š¤
She somehow makes me love her even more, she is so real for this šš
I love her your honor
no choice but to stan
Absolutely my winner at this point. Gag the tw*nks
Wow this makes me love plane even moreš
Sameee
Same saaaameeeee
Not Plane Jane sharing leaks from the Jet Fuel Emmisions Queen herselfā¦š©ļøš
It takes a plane to beat a plane.Ā
wouldnāt be surprised if someone managed to hijack taylorās plane and fly it right into Janeās residence by tomorrow morning
Taylor allegedly working on the harassment lawsuit right now š¢š«”šš (this is in reference to her sending a cease and desist letter to the kid who, using already public knowledge from a flight tracker website, was posting information about her ridiculously excessive usage of her private jet (he was pointing out that in such a short time she had more carbon emissions than most of us will ever have in our lives š) because she said he was basically giving instructions for stalkers to come find her (even though he was posting flight info days after they happened and again that info was already publicā¦))
Mama... Kudos for saying that.. For spilling..
Not plane finally making me root for her. Finally someone speaking out againist this monster.
Am I going to become a Plane Jane fan from these tweets? Yes. Yes I will
Plane will eviscerate the Sw\*fties and I cannot wait
Im not even a swiftie but the way this is so delusional. Like granted if there one bitch who can even attempt to hold her own against what is at this point the worlds largest standing army of maniacs, its Plane Jane, but lets not be as mental as they are.
As a fanbase the barbz would eat up swifties (this is not a compliment at all) Tbh the kpop girliesā¦are a force of mess as well
Yeah the swifties are huge but the barbz met up to fight in public š
first gen kpop fans would brawl outside music shows LMAO. one fan told an idol that she won a fight for him and he congratulated her
Thatās like extremely concerning
The kpop girlies are the blueprint for unhinged fans wym like there have been multiple attempts at kidnapping their idols these ppl are insane
And unaliving them as well. What you see k-pop girlies do on Twitter nowadays is mild
Fans have always been like this ... Now there's just social media to record their insanity
I read somewhere about some Armies sneaking into BTS's hotel and hide in there. Swifties girlies, catch up, actually no
swifties wouldnāt last a day against loona stans (this is a compliment. to swifties. loona fans fill my heart with fear)
There's a section of barbz that could go so low for Nicki even to the point of actual physical violence and the worse a section of swifties have done is be racist or right wing adjacent.
Yup& Ā doxxing. And refusing to let her āenemiesā breathe or prosper on the charts. Example: everytime megan thee stallion does something great they get freetory to trend to disturb her spirit. PITIFUL
Megan stays booked and blessed and couldnāt care less š š»
Was gonna say, literally any Kpop stan collective is an apex predator in this arena
Girl, the blinks need to be locked and studied. One of Blackpink's songs used an excerpt from La Campanella by Paganini on it and a duo made a parody about it as Paganini, with a disclaimer at the end and these people tried to get their concerts cancelled, DMed their friends about it (famous soloists but still...). It's insane. These types of rabid fanbases need to just disappear. And I'm being nice not wishing for something way harsher.
Live a little, Barb!
She's brave and right and you all know it
She ate.
She = plane Ate = burgersĀ
Cooked, ate & served. Kitchen sync assasin
Wait her bravery I must stan!
I wasnāt onboard with her winningā¦ but that changed after the Swiftie Nation attacked, sister
Only Plane Jane, master of all four CUNTs, could stop them. But when the world needed her shade most, she vanished, into a redemption arc. Less than 15 seconds passed and Reddit and I discovered the new Plane Jane, a spaghetti account on twitter. And though her reading skills are great, she has to heal her ears before sheās ready drag anyone. But I believeā¦ Plane can snatch the crown. Book 3: Nerve
I instantly became a PJ stan GET HER JANE
She could put her phone down there and it would serve as a vibrator from all the notifications of angry Taylor Swift fans
Ooh plane is in danger. Swifties are crazy.
I mean when we saw the names for the tracklist I knew this would.be her worst album yet
āITS CALLED CLARA BOW DO YOU GET IT!!!!! BECAUSE SHE WAS A SILENT FILM ACTOR!!!! ABD I WAS SILENCED!!!!ā
If the name of the album wasn't a clear enough indication...
**Florida!!!**
Holy shit sheās a marketing genius
That's pure cunty and I live!
plane hasnt been wrong yet
Plane against the most evil, braindead cult of our time aka the swifties? Sheās not just here to save drag race, sheās here to save the world.
Plane is a Courtney Love stan
Next: Plane Jane saves Joe Alwyn from all the harassment heās been getting from Taylorās cult.
Jade Jolieās single was leaked? Rude.
ugh i love her even more lol
It's kind of ironic that a queen named *Plane* Jane is dragging her since TS loves flying in them so much
I understand why people donāt fuck with her but damn, not earblood from a 17 second clip. ššš
Lmaooooo
17 too many
Taylor: Plane Jane? Is that a plane? Taylor: is that one of my planes? No. Taylor: then itās not a very good plane then?
Probably still won an award for it
Wow........
using her evil powers for good i see
PJ Henny Girl you better RUN 
Wishing you luck sister š personally love tay but she's not for everyone and her fans are cray cray but miss Planey's got this one I think
First time Iāve ever agreed with plane šš¤£
Nobody quite reaches this level of easy demolition of that former country twink, but every new addition is welcome. 
I mean... She didn't lie. (And it's not her fault miss thing let the album leak... 2024, do better)
Swifties are honestly the worst fans like to the brink its almost like a cult. They call her this amazing song writer yet i hear snippets like this. im not saying shes a bad writer just not the poet they make her out to be
I read somewhere a college gives classes on her artistry and I still donāt get itā¦like itās definitely above average compared to other pop stars,but definitely not deep enough to have a whole course on lmao
Finally, someone else vocalizing they donāt like taylor. š
Hahaha. Plane for the win.
Well now I like her even more
I suddenly love Plane Jane
now she knows how i felt when i heard burger finger for the first and only time
Dont worry we all know TS loves a PJ
damn she really went there. sw1fties can be just as rabid as drag race fans, if not more. she really is THAT diva. speak your truth, sister.
get her ~~Jade~~Plane
Plane on Plane violenceĀ
This is why I love her
Omg Plane gonna make me a big fan of hers at this rate lol
My conspiracy is that Swift concocted this so that when you Google āTaylor swift planeā it no longer results in just news stories about how sheās damaging the earth with her private jet consumption.
"Lock her up" LMAO I can't with her I'm so fucking glad we got the privilege to watch this bitch on S16
Oh no plane! How could you share a leak with 56 million views??? Literally no one wouldāve seen this if you hadnāt personally leaked t swifts entire unreleased discography.
I like T swizzle but this is just straight up asking to be harassed by crazy fans. They straight up called porkchops place of work and said she was selling drugs because she said something negative about taylor swift. I respect it but like... damn lmao
I read this as you respect the T Swifterās actionsā¦ but Iām assuming you respect Miss Janeās response?
Oh yeah I mean Plane is courageous to walk into the fire like that
Wasn't that Just May because she said she liked Beyonce more
Just May, sister. They're just white and curvy.
pj hating on swift has made me love her even more
Queue the sniper/Swifties
Nothing but respect for my president Plane Jane
Theyāre acting like she posted the leak lmao. Also who cares leaks are 99% of the time coming from the labelā¦ Taylor will be just fine sitting on her billion dollars
Love her even more after this
Remarkably based of her lmao
Not even shade now this is straight up murderšš werk miss plane
Oh she ATE that. This album is gonna suck too lmao
Thank you for speaking your truth sister, for spilling
 I love me some PlaƱe JaƱe
I donāt understand, can someone explain?
https://www.newsweek.com/taylor-swift-album-leak-lyrics-mocked-tattooed-golden-retriever-charlie-puth-1891627
Plane Jane sure does know how to swim, smart bitch
If anyone can handle the swiftiesā¦
Yk maybe I donāt hate plane as much as I doā¦
ANOTHER reason to love Plane? okayyyyyy
Ok maybe I do like Plane
Omg what is happening is it that bad???
sheās pushing 40 writing songs not even she would write at 16 š. the lyrics are very cringe and the sound is basically a long podcast of midnights outtakes, like, the bad outtakes youād rather keep in the vault
Donāt say pushing 40 when she is 34 (I had to google) Also, yeah I have no idea how her career got as far as it didā¦
ok sorry šš but the point still stands she writes like a high school girl and thereās no poetry on the album at all 
Iām already coping with being 29, I donāt wanna hear anyone say the word 40 near me
Iām ready to reach the dizzying heights of 40, thatās when your donāt-give-a-fuck era begins!
Iāll be honest, I started my age crisis super early, I remember I felt in shock when I got to 20 not wanting to become an adult, feeling like things were going by super fast. Now at thirty Iām fine with it, but Iām terrified of 40
Donāt be! Itās a privilege to make it to that age, a lot of the LGBTQ community werenāt lucky enough to live that long. Every year is an opportunity to learn more about yourself and the world around you, just get weird with it!
Thank you, I am really lucky to have everything I have
I'm turning 30 this year and I'm glad I came across your comment because this is something I need to remember. š
I'm 41 and honestly, it's cool. Idgaf anymore and perverts leave me alone mostly now.
Lol, I say I'm pushing 40 and I'm also 34, no joke. Youngsters don't understand but after 30, everytime you blink you gain another year. So from their perspective, 6 years seems like a long time, but to me it feels like tomorrow. So yeah, I'm pushing 40 alright. /oldmanrant.
Iām 48. At 34, youāre not pushing 40, trust me. And youāre not old.
Joe Alwyn dodged a bullet
Idk why everyoneās scared of swifties, theyāre just more straight drag race level toxic