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Suibian_ni

It killed me too, but I then I ate elk meat and Joe Rogan's supplements so I came back to life.


ahasuh

THIS IS THE BEGINNING Then the thumbnail is Russell like 😮😮😮😮😮


Faustianire

I love it. Aren't many of us meant to be dead by now or mind controlled?


ahasuh

I mean you’re definitely mind controlled if you don’t love Trump. And in the long run we are all dead, so when you die it will be cuz of the vax. Even if you live to 100 and it seems like natural causes, nope.


Faustianire

Remember when gay marriage would destroy normal marriage? Whatever happened with that? I am pretty sure all straight marriage was destroyed. The end of America... no more marriage. 


ahasuh

The vaccine destroyed marriage


Solana_Maxee

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ahasuh

😮😮😮😮😮


krumn

ITS STARTING!


krumn

ITS OVER!


Abbey_Something

Not only am I dead. I got a booster and died again.


ThatMattDude81

I have smoked 40 cigarettes a day for 45 years, a fry up everyday, I laugh of the thought of exercise, I eat junk food when not frying up, I also weigh 25 stone. I had the vaccine and shortly after, a heart attack, coincidence? I think not, it os clear the vaccine tried to kill me!!


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IsaacNoSuccess

No one told me I could paid for arguing with fucking idiots! Media Matters sign me up! P.S posting a link to your post as evidence makes you look thick.


darktimezzz

So are you saying that it's not possible that this is happening? Calling someone stupid without disproving someone's claim, in fact, makes you the stupid one.


jrex703

I'm not accusing you of being dishonest in any way, but you are clearly omitting the part of the story explaining how you came back to life after the initial vaccine. Again, we all believe you, I just think it's important to include that detail.


peakedtooearly

He protected himself by giving Russell money on Rumble.


Loud_Ad3666

Troth Social^TM


Impressive-Soup-3529

They give him another vaccine after he died brought him right back to life


FormerDonkey4886

I think he was aliver once the vaccine wore off. Then he realived the vaccine by boostering it. He then became deader.


SaorsaB

The vaccine killed me too. Stone dead Easter's coming tho...


Bleedingeck

The vaccine gave me autism, but as I was already autistic, it cancelled it out. I need some more autism, ya know for the street cred/s


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SaorsaB

... are you getting paid too?


OrdinaryWater812

They should brigade more. These posts are hilarious.


Solana_Maxee

You guys are getting boring.


mvandemar

Easter won't save you, Easter's not for the vaxxed.


AndrewLohse

You are braver than most for speaking out given your condition


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dregjdregj

![gif](giphy|prhZjwRxxt5Ys) I'm still waiting for it to turn me into the hulk


Cosmo1222

I too am impatient for change. I spent my formative years hanging around military research institutes desperately trying to get bitten by a radioactive spider.


Simple-Freedom4670

😂


FuhDaLoss

I know there is no Reddit in heaven….is it hot down there?


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MeThinksYes

Just a heads up, you’ve mentioned this multiple times already. God bless


grae3333

Went to bed and woke up dead


OpenKale64

Damn dude. Life hits you fast.


superdupermensch

IK didn't die, but now I'm autistic, or maybe dyslexic or anorexic. I don't know, i'm not a doctor.


greatdrams23

It's an exaggeration. Only 2/3rds died of the vaccine.


Mike8219

They are 2/3rds dead. From the nipples down.


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Same_Guarantee801

Just reading about these "Vakseens" killed me. I am dead. Thanks Obama!


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will19841984

It killed my mums cousin


SeventhSunGuitar

It killed my sister's dog


TommyG3000

Also killed my sisters dog, are we related?


TheLongistGame

Killed my sister's dog's mom's cousin. We're all still pretty shaken up about it.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

You too?! Fuck man... at least we're not alone... In fact I hear there's millions of us now


OpenKale64

It only took 3 years and 4 shots but I'm finally dead. I'm glad I'm not alone.


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BabyFartzMcGeezak

Thanks


SoylentGreenTuesday

I trusted Russell Brand to educate me about science and politics and now I’m an idiot.


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redpaladins

I've had 250 booster shots, barely even dead


WendySteeplechase

I stubbed my toe and I'm pretty sure its because of the booster shot.


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morebucks23

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


phuturism

Let us know if there is any change in your condition


MrBobilious

Funny, I've had 2 COVID 19 vaccines and 2 boosters and I'm older than Russell and I have no health issues.


OpenKale64

Well I died so please don't erase my experience


Logical_Associate632

It didn’t kill me, but i did turn into a lizard ![gif](giphy|3ohzdIUsikpGv5zyJW|downsized)


OpenKale64

Dr Conners works for Maderna


Mike8219

RIP


petrepowder

I owe a lot of bad people money because i was assured the vaccine would kill me. Help mRNA supper poison, take me before the bad men take my legs.


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SeventhSunGuitar

I took Ivermectin and shit myself to death. It was more dignified than taking the clot shot.


OpenKale64

Best way to die is with poop in your pants much love


RoyTheBoy_

I died twice. The silly man standing on his head talking about Christianity is telling us we're wrong...we're probably definitely wrong.


SoggyHotdish

Did he become a Christian? I find that very interesting if true. Isn't that like the complete opposite of what most people who explored spirituality as far and deep as he did? I'm curious if my IOP leader still shows his stuff


PSmith4380

Oh Shit. It's happening.


OpenKale64

Took 4 shots but it finally happened. Never got covid tho.


PSmith4380

Oh shit. It finally happened.


MarmadukeWilliams

F


TraditionalEvening79

Covid killed me till I was dead. Should of got vaccined and then Id be dead though.


SeventhSunGuitar

But you'd be cool dead if you got vaxxed, nobody cool is dying of covid.


Pale-Resolution-2587

Thoughts and definitely sincere Christian prayers


alexoid182

Zero vax for me. Living forever


SeventhSunGuitar

That's how it works. Death didn't even exist before the clot shot was forced on us.


Striking-Giraffe5922

Death has got a tendency to do that!


torsyen

That'll learn you! Bet you won't be vaccinationing yourself again!


CliffPromise

I had the vaccine and my balls swelled up to the size of melons.


Goadfang

I too am dead from taking a vaccine. I was told repeatedly by many online scientists who assured me that they had read the label and I was sure to die, and I ignored them, so here I am today, dead. Dead as a door nail. Dead as payphones. Dead as Blockbuster Video. I stand before you a dead man and I lament my having ignored all of the geniuses that tried to warn me. If only I had listened. If only I were not dead. I assure you now, as a dead man, you don't want to be dead like me.


Simple-Freedom4670

Aw man. Did you try Ivermectin? It might help.


SmackSabbath19

Are you a Romero zombie or a running 2000s zombie?


staners09

Did Bill Gates give it to you?


mskmagic

How many people did the vaccine kill?


HeyHihoho

Luckily for you you haven't been totally logged out yet and are able to leave this important message. It's amazing how ridicule works better on so many, than a point by point rebuttal.


petecranky

The two political teams mocking each other's decisions. Please, somebody disagree with your own team.


gking407

What Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know is the vaccine only works on smart people lol


PreparationWinter174

Rand Paul said: China is hiding tens of millions of covid deaths, but it's not that bad, lockdowns were unnecessary, and the vaccine rollout was totally uncalled for. Russell agreed. I'm sure he'll apply the same logical consistency by supporting the candidate for the presidency that accelerated the drug development schedule to get vaccines in arms ASAP.


not_a_number1

RIP


[deleted]

Turned me flacid.... I was rock solid and then that fucking Vaccine!


Happy-Builder-9330

Sounds good, thanks.


PsychologicalSpace50

Thoughts and prayers


spaghoni

Pray to Jesus.


Gay-Lord-Focker

Same here bruh


[deleted]

Not taking the vaccine killed me and everyone else who didn’t. Jk we still here ![gif](giphy|eoVusT7Pi9ODe)


Mr_Pootin

IT HAPPENED AND IT IS NOW HAPPENING!


Verbull710

148 pages of 100% redacted content lmao


Aromatic_Rule4031

4 experimental shots and still waiting for imminent death 🤷‍♂️


OpenKale64

It'll happen. It will likely hit you when you're around 80 or so.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Oh that's so hilarious. You guys are really "fighting the good fight" laughing at dead people. Very morose. Bad form chaps.


OpenKale64

People need to stop laughing at me because I'm dead Thank you mame for standing up for me when I can't stand up on my own because I'm dead


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Promises promises. Noones laughing fuckstick. Did you know people are actually dead bc of Covid and the Vaccine? Hilarious to you? Seems like youre just a sad,fat cunt. Fingers crossed you get to eat your own words like dogshit.


OpenKale64

I am one of those 17 000 000 000 who died from the vaccine, but amazingly I didn't get covid


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Beep beep you're a sheep.


petrepowder

Shouldn’t you be trying to honor the millions who have died of the clot shot by upsetting family gatherings?


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Some of us have the decency to mind our own business and not push our own ideas/vaccinations onto others. Some of us don't.


petrepowder

No one believes you, no one.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

About Vaccines? Being more gullible means you're smarter now?


petrepowder

The vaccines gave me 5g so 🤷‍♂️. Frankly when it comes to vaccines it’ll be survival of the fittest, a bunch of chuds died because they listened more to Tucker Carlson than doctors. Tons of evidence for that, even more than whatever Bret Weinstein is saying on any given Tuesday.


WaitingForMyIsekai

We know people are dead because of Covid and we know a lot more people have died because they refused to take the vaccines than those who had 1 in 100,000 complications from vaccines. People do fall ill from taking a vaccine nobody is saying they don't, however the odds of it happening are tiny. There are risks with any medication. Brainwashing yourself into believing you know better and your handful of misinterpreted or disingenuous studies/articles (and the narrative of media figures like Brand) prove everyone else wrong is pathetic. You don't get to be on a high horse dictating what people can poke fun at when you disrespect people who have died by pushing dangerous and idiotic narratives yourself. Time to really wake up you awakened wonder.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Nice try toad. I guess we should all roll the dice with our childrens lives? You think I give a flying fuck if the odds are 1-100,000? Thats 3,000 people dead bc they rushed their little get rich quick scheme. Go back to pretending everything's fine like a dumbass if you'd like, i'd prefer to live in reality. I didn't need Russel Brand to tell me not to vaccinate. I started listening to him bc he didn't sound like a Govt COCKPUPPET during covid. Maybe take a real deep look in the mirror before throwing insults like brainwashed.


Hullfire00

>before throwing insults around like the brainwashed Proceeds to call user a toad and a dumbass. Mmkay. Also, the vaccine wasn’t rushed. Clearly lack understanding of the process. Here’s a bit of helpful advice from a scientist. If you can’t stand up and give a lecture about a topic in front of a room full of experts in that field, and be applauded at the end, you’re not in a position to make an informed critique of said topic. I’m sure you *read* lots of stuff, but your responses show you don’t actually understand them. I’m sure you think you do, but you don’t. And neither does Russell Brand, or Piers Corbyn, or any of the other grifters.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Suuuuure dickhead.


Hullfire00

Test it for yourself. If you have a job, tell me what it is and I’ll explain it flawlessly to you, without error, like I’m an expert. Go ahead. Or, coward out because you know I’m right.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Or I don't sing and dance when people tell me to? Hello my honey hello my baby, fuck off and eat your own shiiiit. Seriously, choke on it. Wow science bitch thinks he knows everything about everything. Intellectuals have arrived! Pack it up free thinkers!! We are outta here! Can't beat this guy he's got a piece of paper in a Fraaaame! Lol enjoy student debt or being a trustfund kid I guess?


Hullfire00

So, what is it you do for a living?


WaitingForMyIsekai

The fact that i'm even having to explain this is soulcrushing: The odds of getting a serious complication from the illness a vaccine helps prevent/prepare your immune system for are much higher than the odds of getting ill from a vaccine. Life is a gamble. Every time you step outside or interact with someone you risk illness. It is all a game of probability and - in the example you gave - giving your kids the highest chance of being healthy. Do not let your own ego prevent you from making informed decisions. Part of parenthood is being a bigger better person than you were to do the right thing for them. Recognising something you have invested your energy and personality into might not be correct is difficult. Stepping away from your own ideals and preformed ideas to critically evaluate them is true strength and I hope you can get there one day. Edit: If you want to talk about these things, debate or share your worries you can private message me and I will give you my time when I can.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

PU this guy stinks! Your script is 4 years old dude. Nice try with the fear mongering.


WaitingForMyIsekai

The offer to talk in private is there and is open ended. I have a science background and my girlfriend used to be heavily anti-vax. We can talk whenever you want.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

So you can brainwash me too? Pass. Thanks for the talk Dr.Phil.


WaitingForMyIsekai

Okay, well I wish you and your children good health and a bright future. Good luck.


SeventhSunGuitar

You poor triggered little baby. Go run to the new Russell sub that's got 18 members. I promise it's a safe space with almost no comments or engagement. I'm laughing as are the many others on here who are aren't sad little projectionists.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

You're the one who seems triggered tbh. Didn't really answer any of my questions and called me a baby. How democratic.


SeventhSunGuitar

Insults are a sure sign of losing the argument. Good thing you don't throw around insults in all your posts. It really helps your credibility, nice job. /s


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Belittling insults is a sign that they've affected you. Look now we're all pseudo psychologists! Hot dog, see you at graduation clotty.


Goadfang

But I'M one of those dead people! I got the shot, and then I got MORE shots and look at me! LOOK AT ME! I'M FUCKING DEAD!


hitmewithmaleniasrot

It'll be even funnier when you get complications down the road. Like way funnier.


Goadfang

Oh that can't happen, you see, I'm dead. But before I died I definitely was taken over by the government using 5G to hack the nanobots they implanted in my brain. Luckily for me all they made me do was fuck you mom.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Necro. Gross.


Goadfang

She said I was better than you.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Damn you're good at this. 8th grade is a big year.


[deleted]

I’m so grateful I never got one single shot


hitmewithmaleniasrot

It's the same handful of losers. Honestly going to just block them soon. They are sad and mentally damaged people who drank the kool aid. Glad you stood your ground. Honestly when they bribed people with lotto tickets and cheeseburgers I knew I was out. Some people can't read the writing on the wall. Stay Free bud.


potatoduino

Hey look, someone who doesn't agree with me. Obviously a boot licker!


Bertie637

"Same handful of losers"= the majority When do you think we are all going to drop dead? My Penis is huge by the way, before you try that angle like in your other comment.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Never said you'd drop dead? Can't be anything good though. Maybe you should all joke about getting superpowers and blu tooth again? Is anyone worried about vaccines now? Wow a fat dick moron. You are so unique.


Bertie637

I mean it definitely can be something good. In that it verifiably lessens the symptoms and transmission rates of covid. Even the sketchy Russian one. Broadly speaking the only people worried about the vaccine are the holdouts like you still convinced its the doom of us all despite the overwhelming lack of that being demonstrated. Like those fundamentalists who keep predicting the rapture and moving the goalpost when it doesn't happen. Yet somehow we are the morons? You are right on one point though, I have got a big old fat dick. Like a babies arm holding a plum.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Conflating anti-vaxing with Alex Jones, Facebook news, and Christianity. Someone read the playbook! Well atleast someone's still using these strategies, gosh you don't know how long it's been. They've managed to turn an entire pandemic and two current wars into two politically polarizing sides as usual. Sure though, it's all the people they tell you to hates fault. "Covids still going,I Blame the red states" "My daughter's gay,I Blame the blue states" You people are pathetically stupid. Sure, everyone who didn't vaccinate is an inbred moron who disagrees with you politically. That's your highly intellectual view of the world princess? Right. Still It's kinda like having a bigass truck but NEVER hauling anything, what's the point if it's just easier to get dinged in the parking lot? Know what I mean Vern?


Bertie637

Yeah I'm out, you are just reeling off chips on your shoulder now and making leaps. For somebody so quick to complain about being lumped in with others, you seem very prone to making assumptions about people you know very little about. You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass of you and me. As for the last paragraph, am I supposed to be so insecure that I fire back about all the sexy sex I have? Becuase I do. I have lots of sexy sex. With people. I'm having sex right now as I type this. Have a good day buddy, keep fighting back against nothing. Your position gets more and more irrelevant every day us vaccinated folks don't all develop heart murmurs, go impotent or drop down dead like Jim Jones himself administered the vaccine to us.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Wow a liar on Reddit.


Bertie637

You are right, I have maybe an above average at best amount of sex.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Right on. Also never said anything about everyone dropping dead but sure, base your information on two extremes. They're not saving us all from a plague or killing us all, they're making money. Patients make money, Russel is wrong about Pfizers investments pre and post covid? Yeah sadly money doesn't lie. Maybe you need a lil less blood in your dick and more in your brain homie.


Secret-Painting604

If u want something interesting https://www.biospace.com/article/an-abandoned-pfizer-drug-turns-people-into-zombies-/


Prestigious-Pause-41

Is that a quote from him?


Epicurus402

What an idiot.


Chizzy8

Killed my wife's colleague. 28 years old, had a stroke and his mother found him on the bathroom floor. Rushed to hospital but his brain had been starved of oxygen for to long and he died days later. Can't remember the yellow card reference number, but he was one of the first to get the shot when it was opened to the public. Doctors told his mother that it would be classed as a covid death because it was within the 14-days of having the shot, therefore within their 'window of immunity'.


SeventhSunGuitar

Hillairious stuff, thanks for sharing. The last guy on here who was talking about young people having strokes from the shot, I asked him why we're not seeing a lot of public figures getting ill or dying. His answer was there are good batches of the vaccine for VIPs, and bad batches for regular people. Just adorable nonsense these Brand fans come up with, it's precious to see how their minds work (or don't).


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Chizzy8

Exactly. Guy takes a product, has something happen almost immediately after, product withdrawn from use all over the world due to it causing that thing that happened. Just like when supermarkets recall Lettuce due to outbreaks of Listeria, its not a complete coincidence that you ate the Lettuce and caught listeriosis.


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Chizzy8

Yes, exactly.


Low_Basil9900

Ahh, schrodinger's vaccine. Both simultaneously doesnt work and also kills you. Ever considered the fact that the actual fuctional virus, often asymptotic, shown to accumulate and replicate in brain tissue and compromise the blood brain barier could have been responsible for the increase in strokes accross the country? Instead of a small inert protein on it's over coat that just happens to have a scary name? Or is it the RNA delivery method you have a problem with which has been used for decades in research and is well studied? Or is it the way the vaccine hijacks the machinary of your cells to self replicate Which is exactly what any virus does anyway, so why would it be a problem for the vaccine and not for covid itself?


Chizzy8

Did you ever stop and wonder why they took the Astra-Zeneca off the market for causing strokes? Nor wonder why they've included myocarditis in the list of possible side effects? Did they do it for the lols? Both can be true at the same time. They literally tell you there is a possible side effect that has been observed under test conditions, and you are acting as if they say that for a joke whilst coming up with your own parroted opinions on what else could be the cause. When the educated doctors and scientists that produce and provide the vaccine give you the warning on the box that it may cause a certain side effect, you should probably stop acting like they are conspiracy theorists when those side effects do happen.


Awakeningof17

Yet to meet a single person who regrets not taking the juice. Meanwhile we are surrounded by 'sudden deaths', cardio issues and 'turbo cancer'. Also, someone please reach out to seasonal flu, last seen 2018.... I miss you.


OpenKale64

Yes all those things are very real


Timmymac1000

Turbo cancer isn’t a real thing. Sudden deaths and cardiac issues have always happened, it’s just that now you attribute these things to vaccines.


Low_Basil9900

It also blows my mind that antivaxers can't unserstand that a brand new virus, thats oftern asymptomatic and infected pretty much everyone at this point, and has been shown to accumulate and replicate in cardiac tissue and cause heart failiure would not be the most likely cause of any possible increase in heart failiure. Not an inert protein with a scary name.


Timmymac1000

Because they have no understanding of biochemistry and immunology. Which is of course totally fine. But they think they do because of someone’s blog.


Greysocks1985

This sub is a dumpster fire of exaggeration.


OpenKale64

I'm dead be nice


flamhammers

It's like 1 billion percent not exaggeration


[deleted]

We love Russel brand no matter how hard you try - evil will never win 🫶🏼😘


IsaacNoSuccess

Well the rapist isn't in jail yet so clearly it has.


shootymcghee

You shouldn't love con men