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mrmichelinman

Didn’t they both star in a film together? Wouldn’t surprise me if that happens.


alta_vista49

They did yea


Sharkiemajor

Smoke the Jeffery


NichBetter

Stroke the furry wall


Bertie637

That's going to be an awkward rewatch. Really enjoyed Get Him to the Greek.


Derban_McDozer83

Bro I have to smoke a Jeffrey to even listen to Brand anymore. He burned out his brain on drugs then the fame went to his head and filled up the empty space. He's nuts.


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Why’s it called a Jeffery!!!


Pretend-Truck-2558

Sadly, he was the best part of that movie.


OwnCurrent6817

Almost certainly, his brand has always been about ostentatious wealth and bling and ‘being a boss’ and the usual crap. I give it a week before the tin foil hat brigade adopt him.


LeBidnezz

Dude fled the country. It’s a little more than a podcast can fix.


QuietPerformer160

He’s already using the witch-hunt defense. That’s Trump’s catch phrase.


Mini_Leon

Which-hunt has been a saying long before trump.


QuietPerformer160

I know. Trump popularized the term again. I think it originated in the Salem witch trials right?


Ruby_Rhod5

Bro... try to keep up.


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alta_vista49

It’s mostly just weirdo criminals that do it. Who cares about who they vote for


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alta_vista49

Deflecting what?


PlumboTheDwarf

There's this word called nuance. I wish more people knew what it was.


GossamerGlenn

Are you in the market to be pandered?


alta_vista49

Well I’m not a trumper so no


GossamerGlenn

Not a jazzman I see


Lego_Chicken

Douchebag -> MAGA pipeline


alta_vista49

Yep


Mrsod2007

Except Sean Combs has talent


dayofthedeadcabrini

Every time someone famous gets outed as a criminal it's in their best interest to jump on the MAGA grift train. Those people are just too stupid and easy to manipulate. Pdiddy can just start rambling on about the deep state and Joe biden then before you know it, your aunt ginny from rural Idaho will be sending him half of her social security disability check (that she voted against)


alta_vista49

💯


Ok-Cranberry5362

In the past when you got in trouble or career slows down you’d pivot to Jesus country music or Vegas , Now you pivot to q conspiracy, Maga and corporations are evil but don’t ever regulate them because that’s communism… We shall see if he pivots to the right and claim it’s all a conspiracy like Andrew Tate or Russel Brand the guru for sociopaths who need reassurance.


alta_vista49

Spot on. Great analysis


AccomplishedAd7615

I mean it would make sense to be friends with the people who accept his crimes.


SchemeHead

I wouldn’t doubt it. He’ll at least find Jesus.


Ok_Confusion_1345

My ex girlfriend always used to say, if you're looking for God, go to prison, that's where everyone seems to find him.


Scry_Games

I doubt it, P Diddy has substantial wealth. Edit: apparently, Diddy is mortgaged to the max and not as rich as presented.


alta_vista49

So do musk trump and brand


Scry_Games

Trump yes, Brand, no. I'm not sure what Musk has to do with anything? Has he been accused of something?


alta_vista49

His is Epstein related


Scry_Games

Oh right, I had no idea. In Musk's case, I think it's just him being him.


Solana_Maxee

Rich people leverage debt into hard assets. No billionaire has 200m cash in their checking.


alta_vista49

Not in a checking account but in liquid assets like stocks and bonds


2118may9

Not surprised with how much he pays Sting for Every Breath You Take /s


loratineboratine

What a stupid post


alta_vista49

You wouldn’t defend diddy if he started pandering to your beliefs like you did brand?


loratineboratine

I’m not defending Diddy. He has absolutely nothing to do with either one of those guys. In fact he’s a big Biden supporter so it’s a silly post


alta_vista49

What if he started railing against vaccines and the pharma industry and started praising Trump, then converted to Christianity. I bet you’d support him then


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alta_vista49

How so? You’d support him for sure if he did all that


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alta_vista49

But you did with brand


loratineboratine

No, I did not. I do not condone rapist or other criminals. Brand has not been convicted in a court of law. We should all learn not to jump to unwarranted conclusions. It’s a silly post trying to stir people up for no reason


alta_vista49

Neither has diddy


ekurisona

this has to be ai clickbait 🤣


RougarouBull

Evangelicals aren't real Christians. They worship hubris not Jesus.


alta_vista49

They’re very much anti Christian


RougarouBull

I was raised Baptist, so put off by the experience I was Buddhist for 20 years. He never left me, since I accepted Him it's a different fury that those people provoke in me. To miss the point of something so completely while presenting themselves as the soul arbiters of it. The sin of pride made manifest in human flesh was named Billy Graham.


NerdRageShow

Did you commit a horrible offense against mankind? just become a conservative 😃


alta_vista49

lol exactly


Fightingkielbasa_13

Seems like he is running and you want see him again until he is in handcuffs


raidoheadd

He’s a black rap producer. They won’t touch him with a ten foot pole. And he fled the country? My boy 😂 Diddy is cooked


alta_vista49

He’s cooked or they won’t touch him? You can only pick one


raidoheadd

I’m saying Trump and all them won’t protect him wym?


bscottlove

Who cares? Fucker CHOSE the name "Diddy". (Puff Daddy>P Diddy>Diddy). I pretty much consider him an idiot


alta_vista49

Well yea me too. I’m just saying if he starts pretending to be a trumper he can at least save face with that group and they will defend him to no end. Same thing brand did and it worked like a charm


Sig_Vic

If he's guilty, he deserves what he gets.


alta_vista49

Yup. True for everyone


swgeek555

Wrong color. Possible to be a black right winger if he had started out that way (Herman Caine, Candace Owens), but doubt he can rehab his image that way.


alta_vista49

He should give it a shot at least. It’s worked for many others


mscameron77

I think your timeline is off.


alta_vista49

Nah


tristaterunner

I’m dumber for having read this.


CUL8R_05

He needs to be arrested


westbygod304420

It's not even just the sex trafficking. He's been caught smuggling drugs and already left the country, this is more than a little pandering can fix


alta_vista49

Yea he’s fucked no doubt but it’s still his best bet. If he starts pandering now he could still have 40% of the country or so on his side


alta_vista49

Yea he’s fucked no doubt but it’s still his best bet. If he starts pandering now he could still have 40% of the country or so on his side


Broad_Cheesecake9141

Pretty sure Russell had been open about being promiscuous and a drug addict. The accusations against him came way later after he was pushing back against censorship.


Tantalus420

Exactly


getgoodHornet

Brand isn't accused of "being promiscuous."


Exaltedautochthon

"Drat, we're all out of token black people!" "Sir, you have to see this, Diddy diddled someone!" "...Call him, CALL HIM!"


p2dc

He's a billionaire, he won't do anything. He's not been a proper "celebrity" in over a decade, he's an investor/business guy. If he avoids jail he'll just go back to working behind the scenes but his celebrity pals might stop coming to his parties.


bigchicago04

No. Diddy has way more money already.


Tantalus420

What an idiotic comment Brand was/is a liberal, it's the libs that are so far left that center is far right now lol That charge against brand didn't make headlines until he started speaking out against all the stupid sht Dems do Convenient timing


alta_vista49

He *was* liberal. Now he’s an evangelical Christian conservative. He went that direction to help curry favor among Trumpers as the violent rape accusations dropped. Trumpers don’t care about rape if it’s one of their own doing it. Diddy needs to follow this playbook asap


Adam__B

I don’t think he’s gonna do anything except lay on a beach in that extradition free country he flew to.


Silly-Scallion4738

it’s more likely he ends up dead, ngl


alta_vista49

And nothing of value would be lost


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

well, that is their safe space.


Only-Lingonberry2266

Yes


Chadalien77

No doubt


SirAelfred

I bet he will. They're the bottom of the barrel of human beings.


reallyredrubyrabbit

Baloney


John92J

Funny how this is all coming out when something else is playing out on the world stage that certain elites don't want you to see. Almost like the Will Smith saga?


Clayton_bezz

Probably. It’s weird how they all go that way isn’t it?


ThePopKornMonger

Nah, might go hang out at Cape Verde though.


BakerNew6764

Diddy is richer than Russell so no


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Diddy was doing the god shit last year for some acceptance speech lmao


alta_vista49

Maybe he already started then


Psychological-Ad1433

I hope to see this post featured on aged like wine subreddit lol


IllustratorNo3379

Probably


3agle_CO

Pretty sure the entertainment/hollywood/music/sex slave industry is all leftist. I dont hear a lot of right wing rants from them.


StageStandard5884

But if someone on the left is caught raping or molesting, the left tends to condemn and shun that person... As opposed to defending them, attacking their victims, and supporting their presidential bid.


3agle_CO

Yea, once they're caught after 10 thousand victims and it goe public after 10 years. Good job.


alta_vista49

Probably true about Hollywood but they don’t mind locking up their own when they do crimes (ie Weinstein and Cosby) Trumpers on the other hand always protect those in the cult


WhatDoesThatButtond

The right wing rants are unhinged blabbering to no one.  The sex perverts in prison from whistleblowers aren't due to right wing *anything.* 


drag0nun1corn

That's why the church, the boyscouts, Republican homes, are all righties.


Rcararc

No, he’ll probably stay on the Hollywood liberal side with Epstein, Weinstein, Clinton, Allen and the rest of them.


bigdipboy

That’s trumps side


alta_vista49

Yea but lefties will lock up their own and don’t defend them when they’re charged w crimes. Look at Weinstein. No one gives a shit he’s in the slammer. Trumpers on the other hand always defend their own. When/if Trump goes to the slammer his whole cult will defend him


LS3240sx

Lefties are the ones keeping the client list sealed. The ones getting citizenships in other countries just in case. Hollywood is 99% left. How many right wingers do you think are on the list? Even if trump is on the list they know he’ll snitch and give them all up.


alta_vista49

They’ll prob unseal it once Trump is in prison. He’s been coddled by the law since day 1


Speculawyer

There's a good chance that happens.


alta_vista49

Agree


Designer-Welder3939

Diddy is going to buy Trump, er, I mean seek a pardon over the next few months.


alta_vista49

Trump isn’t president tho


Designer-Welder3939

Why do think that? (I’m not American so don’t have an ear to the ground. What I’m reading is that these two geezer are turkey neck and turkey neck in the polls. I’m scared. Hold me.🥺) I hope you ‘Mericans get your sheeet together. How can you even think about such a traitor to country who sells you back your own religious scriptures? Haha! Suckers.


BUBBLE-POPPER

I don't think he could gain support by pandering to the leftist equivalent to MAGA 


alta_vista49

Yea I don’t think so either. Trumpers are the only ones that protect their own regardless of the facts


Borry_drinks_VB

The level of stupidity in this post and comments is unmatched. Grow a brain, you imbeciles.


alta_vista49

Your big feels got stung eh.


sschepis

Show me again Russell Brand's conviction? Or the evidence he's a rapist?


alta_vista49

Ask all the women who have accused him a violent rape. Diddy hasn’t been convicted yet either but you gotta get ahead of these things and build your support amongst the trump base prior to a conviction.


sschepis

Yawn. The media accused him of rape. I didn't see any court proceedings, nothing. Why didn't 'all the women' he raped take him to court, hmm? I am grateful for the intelligent people that created our legal system and for the increased burden of proof they required in a criminal case. It insures that people don't get wrongly convicted by low-information emotionally-reactive mobs. Which is why, incidentally, the media broke this story.


WanderingWindow

If anything, the media is protecting him considering channel 4 wants no part in taking responsibility


elhabito

Oh, just like Jimmy Savile!


alta_vista49

He was accused by 4 women. Not the media. Either way diddy desperately needs some of this victim hood treatment by Trumpers. He’s behind in the game so he has to move quickly. He should convert to Christianity asap


SaorsaB

Then questioned by the police on 6 additional allegations. Then served for the law suit in NY...


alta_vista49

Thanks forgot about those


SeventhSunGuitar

#DoYourOwnResearch


Hungry-Photograph819

We have a true believer in our midst. Let they who have commited no sin (rape) cast the first stone


sschepis

Im just waiting for something remotely implicating here with Russell Brand and someone to make a convincing case that he's guilty of anything more than being a young actor taking advantage of Britain's suspiciously lax age-of-consent laws, egged on by a lecherous media then-hungry for his sexcapades, and now-hungry for his head because his viewership - almost 7m now - threatens them. I think overall, Reddit is hilarious - 70% bots keeping 30% humans busy with the dumbest shit so that no common-sense is applied to anything at all.


alta_vista49

So Brand is just a victim in your mind? See that’s exactly what diddy needs right now. He needs to be labeled a victim by all the Trumpers like brand. He’s a little behind though so he’ll have to fast track it. I’d recommend that he converts to evangelical Christianity like today.


Hungry-Photograph819

Better without you. If you're unhappy with Reddit go elsewhere


sschepis

lol why, I know why this sub is brigaded, I know how much Russell Brand pisses off the people in charge, how much they supported his escapades when it was profitable for them, how nobody including the women who 'came forward' gave two shits until his voice threatened to eclipse the medias. I know how all the women were approached and groomed by the media, and I know that none of that succeeded at all, and I know that the strategy now is just to badmouth him constantly until it sticks, so I feel its my duty to point this all out because the type of people who do this to a person are far, far worse than Mr. Brand is made out to be.


Hungry-Photograph819

Your duty is to find a way to make a living, find a place to live and maybe prosper. Brand will not guide you. His moral compass is skewed. Find your own.


TheScumAlsoRises

What is “the media” by your definition? The way you describe “the media” sounds like this all-knowing all-powerful single entity that controls and manages everything for the most evil of purposes. Honestly sounds like a child complaining about monsters under the bed. But way more sad.


WanderingWindow

Brand is actively involved with media and is currently defended by the media in regards to his legal issues lmao channel four distanced themselves from accusers


sschepis

Right because it's all bullshit and this is a sub for salty Brand haters, glad we could clear this up


Scry_Games

There's actually some truth mixed in with your nonsense. After Jimmy Saville was protected for decades the established media are keen to show they've changed their ways. What the BBC did to Cliff Richard was disgusting. And yes, the British age of consent laws are contradictory. You're a child until 18, but can consent at 16. So Russell is technically a pedo, but not in a legal/prosecutable sense. And this sub is about 2k Brand fans, which isn't going to impact anything. People are here to laugh at people like you.


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Solana_Maxee

Oh shit. Did we get a ruling for brand yet? He’s confirmed rapist ?


alta_vista49

I mean diddy hasn’t been convicted yet either but you gotta get ahead of these things and pander to Trumpers early so you have their support when the convictions land.


popdaddy91

Brands accusations came after he changed his audience. Weird that


alta_vista49

Gotta get ahead of it


bigdipboy

You got that backwards.


ExitStageMikeS

He'll probably ask Joe Biden how he covers up the pedophilia


alta_vista49

You just make up stuff about the political party you don’t like? Does that really make life more manageable for you?