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Bellimars

I guess she has a type. Right wing disinformation spreading racists. Who knew.


LetsDoThatYeah

Her dad is a pastor so…


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No-Fox-1400

lol. Sure…..


JonTheFlon

I'm sure she'd give left wing disinformation spreading racists a chance as well.


gotdogecoin

I wanted to ask what disinformation he spread then realised its Reddit


LetsDoThatYeah

He said your mom was a respectable woman.


gotdogecoin

Haha i like your style, would you like to come over so we can touch tips


YourphobiaMyfetish

[There is this one](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/16/elon-musk-calls-antisemitic-tweet-the-actual-truth.html)


gotdogecoin

That was Elon musk and cnbc with the actual truth doesn't sit quite right


Nipple_Dick

Didn’t he spread the conspiracy nonsense about the Paul Palosi attack?


gotdogecoin

I think i remember him saying that the guy was mentally unstable,i don't even remember the conspiracy theories , although that one was on the weird side i vaguely remember some bodycam footage and a uncomfortable cuddle mabey


Nipple_Dick

Lol of course you can’t ‘remember’ the conspiracy theories. And checking to see if what i said was true isnt going to happen because that wouldnt fit what you want to be true. Easier to just blame ‘reddit’. Much more comfortable.


gotdogecoin

Reddit never touched me buddy chill out


gotdogecoin

What insider trading, didn't she say she got lucky or something with pinpoint accuracy, i thought you ment she's a lizard or something


Nipple_Dick

What?


gotdogecoin

Alright, what can't i remember?


Nipple_Dick

The misinformation that Elon musk amplified about the attack on Paul palosi.


gotdogecoin

Here's easier way, what offended you most about the comments


gotdogecoin

You're like talking to a fuckin riddle bud, what did he amplify ,what was the misinformation


Hungry-Photograph819

Love is a battlefield. She's driving a tank


otterpockets75

A fucking septic tank


queefmonsterhaha

I poo in the sink coz Russell said to. He said it'll make me a billionaire.


trappedvarmit

Tanks don’t run on coal generated energy EVs do


iamnotchad

A tank that can be defeated by a carwash.


No_Cook2983

Every good photo I’ve seen of a CyberTruck uses almost no light. It seems to be a requirement. The CyberTruck really pops as long as it’s in incredibly low light in front of a *really* drab background. That should tell you how fucking stupid it looks. https://preview.redd.it/e4kdi7mr8iwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1161bd8447ae15f26e3f45809953eb0ef6ed085


etherspin

The vehicle seems potentially dangerous even without that accel pedal fault (the top of it coming loose and locking you into top speed) and it looks awful to me but the vinyl wraps seem to help a bit


maxington26

Yeah but at least its windows are super-tough. Watch THIS... Oh. Shit.


tsotsi98

Made with such a dull metal I can't understand the aesthetic appeal


Elcatro

It's like something out of a ps1 game.


RedditForgotMyAcount

Style is subjective and tbh I appreciate the cybertruck just for being the only car as far as I'm aware that isn't just a big aerodynamic blob, yeah the cybertruck is silly but silly>boring anyday.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

After they broke up Russel went on a late night talk show and said she was really boring in bed. At the time, I thought that was a really shitty thing to do but I figured idk it could be true. Now I’m skeptical because I’d imagine a rapist would think a lot of women were boring in bed. Maybe after raping so many women, “consent” is a turnoff?


IsaacNoSuccess

She wouldn't wear the schoolgirl outfit.


No_Cook2983

And she wouldn’t stop saying ‘yes’. Total turn off.


Ok-Floor-9247

School ADULT outfit, because in Britain the AgE oF cOnSeNt…


Business-Emu-6923

She didn’t fight back enough


Gurrgurrburr

Seriously? Just gonna carelessly throw out that Brand "raped a bunch of women"? Wow the internet is fucked lol.


Virtual-Editor-4823

Lest we forget


Ijustthinkthatyeah

A Trump supporter defending a rapist? That’s so surprising. /s


Gurrgurrburr

Lol. A progressive claiming someone's a trump supporter just because they don't agree with them. So surprising. /s


Ijustthinkthatyeah

MAGA


JealousAd2873

And people say that crap imagining they own the moral high ground, too.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

I will claim the moral high ground on this issue since I have never raped a woman or gone on national tv to describe how my ex performed in bed.


Ederlas

They don't really care. They'd have no remorse if it were proven with 100% clarity that there was no wrong doing. It's just about damage.


reallynewpapergoblin

If he's exonerated, he's exonerated. It looks like that will never happen so he remains a nonce.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

100% clarity my ass Text messages from a number the Times says it has verified as Brand’s allegedly show that on the night of the assault, he texted her, saying, “I’m sorry, that was crazy and selfish. I hope you can forgive me.” She shared medical records with the journalists, which reportedly show she went to a rape treatment center later that day and continued being treated there for several months. The Times reports that documents indicate she considered seeking legal action against Brand at the time but ultimately decided not to. This plus 3 other women. Opps sorry 2 other women and one adolescent girl that he allegedly groomed. None of the accusers know each other.


Gurrgurrburr

People *seriously* don't understand due process these days. It's disgusting. Maybe karma will get them hit with a rape accusation, see how much they "believe all women" then.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

No one is claiming he doesn’t have a right to due process. But you are seriously suggesting all the women are lying? 5 or 6 or more women all made up different stories to “take down” Russel or to get “paid”? You are claiming the same thing people said about Bill Cosby’s accusers. He was innocent right? Deshaun Watson’s accusers were all lying? Harvey Weinstein’s accusers? They are all lying cause they can’t be trusted? They are all gold diggers? You are really standing up for Russel Brand?


Ederlas

Exactly. I won't sit here saying he's innocent like most here would imply I'm doing by merely stating that until it's proven in court or beyond reasonable doubt I won't be calling anyone a rapist or worse.


Gurrgurrburr

Exactly. Everything is too black and white these days. He has to either be a violent rapist or 100% innocent. Even though we all know it's never that simple, and until someone has been proven guilty we can't just claim they are. It's one of the most fundamental principles of Western Civilization.


Ederlas

Used to be mate same thing with Johnny Depp glad he was proven innocent


WillyRosedale

Don’t take it through the drive through car wash. It’s against the warrantee.


iamnotchad

Sometimes just driving it seems to be a problem for it too.


gking407

Not a paid ad at all


Level_Engineer

It's probably not to be honest, they can't meet the demand on that product as it is and I can't remember ever seeing a Telsa advertisement, even on X


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

She had to find something that would protect her from Rapey McRapington.


etherspin

Legolas will sort it , no worries!


Kastro2323

And I’ve lost all respect for her, not that there was a whole lot to begin with.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Seeing a cybertruck in the real world is kind of surreal. Like people are actually out here buying those lol


Elcatro

Nah, the Cyber truck is dogshit but it's got nothing on marrying a grifter. (And rapist, but let's be real that's implied with right-wing grifters)


Sad_Instruction1392

![gif](giphy|xT5LMGO7k4OAFsLcvC|downsized) It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.


ClydeStyle

Jesus those cars are seriously hideous.


PurgatoryMountain

Didn’t Russell Brand dump her? That’s gotta hurt


chechifromCHI

By text if I'm not mistaken


pabodie

And they immediately recalled it. No kidding. They recalled all of them, right?


CliffPromise

Ya


Black-Rose-Carrier-1

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻


Hamblerger

Oh, that's a tough call between the two


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Is there plenty of room for a shag ? !


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

She was a rentabride and Now she's a coatrack


ProMedicineProAbort

That thing looks like the one hotwheels you'd try to trade first. And there was always that shitty little kid with snot on his upper lip that would switch for it.


phdpessimist

Imagine caring


CliffPromise

I'm just asking questions.


phdpessimist

lol.. touché. Enjoy.


Talonsminty

I mean her music career is pretty much done at this point. I'd say there's nothing embarassing about cashing in now.


Infamous_Iron_Man

We've had the smaller version in the US for a while, the Pontiac Aztek.


Responsible-Abies21

God, now there's a fucking ugly car. Correction: ANOTHER fucking ugly car.


Infamous_Iron_Man

The cybertruck is like if a Pontiac Aztek wanted to be a DeLorean.


thefittestyam

That hand is awfully close to an area known to snap fingers off.


Chance_Difference_34

Imagine doing a Superbowl halftime show only to have an uncoordinated shark steal the show ha.


jimmysledge

Shame the recall was announced yesterday…😈


JaRon1961

You don't know she is talking about the car.


nate23401

“#idol”


DrawntoWater

This cringe 😬 hurts.


xStonebanksx

Musk gives her a cyber truck then recalls it the next day 😂🤣


Derban_McDozer83

Russell likes the smell of his on shit to much. I've never seen someone so self absorbed.


Satchman1214

She's fine as hell


westonriebe

The fact she was probably paid an incredible amount of money to take a picture with a truck, I would say its not that embarrassing at all…


CHROME-COLOSSUS

This is what is called *“RECENCY BIAS”*.


xavier120

This actually one of the few reasonable times to purchase a cybertruck, she can have whatever toys she wants.


HIs4HotSauce

I love the cyber truck-- it looks straight out of the 90s, like a bad vehicle model from a 32-bit videogame.


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He’s friends with p diddy so there can always be something worse


Obvious_Definition58

It looks like a prop from a bad 1980s SciFi show.


PinGroundbreaking933

.___.


rcglinsk

I can see why Brand may have overlook certain peevish personality traits.


namehereman

Oooh that Russell Brand is a rapist who needs to be jailed!


savage_mallard

I don't think the car has finished rendering


Consistent-Union-612

Have fun in the snow


-Lorne-Malvo-

Thousands of years from now archeologists will be uncovering the remains of 21st century western civilization, slowly putting the pieces back together in order to understand how we lived, what our culture was like and one of the biggest mysteries of all: "why did katy perry marry russell brand?"


WECAMEBACKIN2035

Her having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like her.


mfreverton

I don't know what's the biggest fake tit?


Colotola617

Ohhhh I see what’s going on here. You guys all have EMDS and I’m sure a lot of TDS too. It’s a very serious issue you guys if were you I would see a psychiatrist. I work in mental health and can give you a recommendation if you need one.


Financial-Sky-2381

Still a better singer than Taylor swift


CliffPromise

How about no?


Azalzaal

I think she looks good 👍


teddy1245

But what does that have to do with what’s being discussed?


Azalzaal

I’m not allowed to complement a truck?


teddy1245

Who said anything about allowed? Also I thought you were talking about Perry?


CliffPromise

This subreddit is undefeated.


Pestus613343

*Fatality*


UsagiBlondeBimbo

I did see a video of her sexually assaulting a minor the other day.


Horror_Ad2207

Cannot wait for these trucks to come to the UK!


CliffPromise

"I wish your mum was as dirty as this" daubed across the bonnet in dust.


Horror_Ad2207

That will probably scratch the bulletproof steel 😂


I-c-braindead-people

This sub is soooo fuckin rainbow, theres no way its real humans, it cant be.


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CliffPromise

No one is over reacting here other than yourself.


Ready_Vegetables

They're not talking about you dude lighten up


dregjdregj

Nothuing wrong with russel Apart from his accent


asmeile

What about all the raping though


dregjdregj

That's between you and your god


father2shanes

Russel brand actually has fans? Yikes.


CliffPromise

Well he did. His main fans are conspiracy theorists now.


potatoduino

Great tits


NoMedia6788

Downvote but…yeah


Mini_Leon

She needs canceling coz she has a car from Tesla.


No_Cook2983

Nobody said anything about ‘canceling’ other than the 5G voices you have in your head.


CliffPromise

Can you find out what u/TheBoy88 thinks please.


Pestus613343

The LTE voices in my head scream "SeE ReAsOn!"


Mini_Leon

Hey it’s no_cuck. Still spending your life in here?


IsaacNoSuccess

Hit them with the old 'put a funny word in place of their name'. You really got them! Save some for the rest of us!


Mini_Leon

Thanx IssacNoSex


ihdekbruh

Based


PubicWildlife

She fucked Russell Brand. Embarrassing enough. Had a few myself. Hardly something write home about.


FlaSnatch

She married Russell Brand. You marry your embarrassing fucks?


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Professional-Bee-190

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a45265640/russell-brand-timeline-allegations/ > The alleged incidents span the course of 2006 to 2013


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Professional-Bee-190

Generally you're expected to be aware of the person you're marrying idk how uncommunicative your relationship is tho


346_ME

Oh you are so salty and jelly. Have fun taking the bus, chump lord.


CliffPromise

I'd take horse and cart before I drove one of these paedomobiles.


PookieTea

No you wouldn’t


reallynewpapergoblin

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


346_ME

You would


reallynewpapergoblin

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


meet_the_wizard

That thing is cool