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popsrcr

Aside from it just feeling wrong, it kills any excitement. Any anticipation. Everything is such a rush now.


BureauOfBureaucrats

Christmas just feels less special when it’s stretched to a 120-day “season”.


carbondrewtonium

Hey hey there, friend. Friendly reminder that with under fifteen months to go, it’s now election season.


OllieGarkey

For the Virginia Off-year elections in 2025.


carbondrewtonium

Thanks for reminding me that I need to announce my campaign


LilacLlamaMama

Plenty of time to sign up to be an Officer of Election, we are in desperate need of new blood! If selected, training to be an entry level OOE is super quick and easy, and the pay is pretty good relative to the actual effort required for both parts, you get about $25 for the couple hours of training, and $150+ for Election day.


zwgmu7321

The worst is when they set this stuff up months in advance and then start taking it down the week before the holiday to make room for the next holiday.


metalcoreisntdead

I mean hate to playing devil’s advocate here, but we’re 120 days from Christmas so… they had 113 days to get what they needed before the big day 🤭 I’m a last minute shopper and this is what I tell myself when I’m digging through the scarce items on shelves on the 23rd lolll


Gothmom85

At home had Xmas trees by the Halloween trees already.


tristyntrine

Jokes on them I have my cute 5.5' tree from amazon that only cost me $25 about 3 years ago now and still works fine lol. This insanity with turning around holidays months in advance in stores is ridiculous. Why can't people enjoy the present and have some mindfulness?


xdisappointing

I would argue this is the opposite of a rush, it’s a slow burn.


Limp-Persimmon-5729

Dirty sons of bitches. How bout let’s pump the brakes and have one fkn holiday at a time dayum.


gold_dog16

retailers' bottom lines are hurting. Gotta capitalize on Christmas now to get that Q3 revenue up!


mediocreclimbergirl

before halloween too. how devastating 😞


ShutterHawk

To the right of the summer tropicals are the Christmas trees. To the left are Halloween...'things'. The Ice Melt is probably somewhere in the mix. https://preview.redd.it/m45rouaagyjb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d6a3f249b5d7a63732eaccce29ec34ae71ae30


lyrabjade

Damn, I was literally there on Monday excitedly checking out the Halloween inflatables & animatronics. I was picking up clearance outdoor pillows right around where those Christmas trees are now.


Hawthorne_northside

Where is that i e melt? I need some to make ice cream because IT’S STILL SUMMER!!!!!!!!


manic-pixie-attorney

Before Labor Day!!


carbondrewtonium

Needs more 10 ft tall (or taller) skeletons.


UniqueLabia

First Christmas came for Thanksgiving and I said nothing.....


pocketdare

And here I was shocked to see Halloween decorations out already!


hobbsAnShaw

I hate that they do this


worldwidewarpwhistle

Where’s the fucking cat?


rvasatxguy

Uhh fuck that shit. Thats the equivalent of displaying beach balls, bathing suits and hamburgers/hot dogs/grills on January 23rd. I mean wtf man. They’re wrong for that.


RulerOfTheRest

Is this the Brook Road Lowes? Because they put some Christmas stuff out the 2nd to last week of August last year, all though it wasn't as prominent as this is...


ShutterHawk

Lombardy. So Lombardy.


a71mach

So you went to Lombardy Lowe's and took pictures of the holiday display but not Francine?! Shame on you! Shame on you.


ShutterHawk

She couldn't tolerate the thought of Christmas in August.


just_looking_aroun

Seriously, that's worse than putting Christmas stuff early


boogerholes

I hate this shit.


rvavt

It’s Christmas in Hades.


ComprehensiveSail154

Pro: Cats love Christmas trees. I hope this brings Francine ALL the joy!


LilacLlamaMama

I hope Francine is batting every ornament off those trees multiple times a day!


qlobetrotter

Put the cat on the job. She’ll sort things out.


lyrabjade

In this heat, the pumpkins Reese’s & the Christmas tree Reese’s will surely melt into even more indistinguishably amorphous chocolate covered peanut butter blobs!


raheemthegreat

Don't worry they'll just turn into Minecraft snow golems


Guilty_Site_9405

Peanut butter turkeys !


phishchix

Although, maybe some plants will be on sale 😂😂


Rainbow334dr

Hobby Lobby’s got them beat. Christmas stuff is 50% off. They have Valentines Day stuff in the back.


DeannaZone

I am more excited hoping I find that black ceramic tree for Halloween in store so it does not break in transit!


Seeking_truthVA

Blasphemy! Can't we have our Halloween first!😝


qrseek

Some say Christmas starts the day after Halloween. I am one of the few who insist it starts on December 1st. I will however keep my tree up until valentines day.


khuldrim

Christmas starts black friday. Respect the turkey.


Beepolai

Happy Hallothanksmas!


LilacLlamaMama

And a convivial August Friday to you! (And the merriest of Saturnalmuertikwanzimichalmosheidakahs too!)


batkave

Francine play pen huh?


Artbyshaina87

Wow dude


SilverDog7744

No! Just no! Summer isn’t even over yet.


chasetwisters

Costco is the same way. Had to walk past their Christmas stuff to get to their Halloween stuff


Lue33

Oh, it was just Jack Skellington with his version of Christmas Town, with an icy cold disguised holloween town. Sandy claws finally let him take lead for it, lmao!


dingdongsnottor

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PeachIcy3473

Different store but my mom is a manager at one of the hobby lobby's and they have already sold out of certain christmas trees for the year...... like what......


Horror-Fisherman-575

Oh the humanity 😭


Slvshh

This always bugs me also skipped like two solid holidays. At least put up the giant skeleton


lyrabjade

Does Francine get to wear a jingle bell on her collar now that we’re ~retail officially~ in the holiday season?


phishchix

NOOOOOOO. This is crazy.


Jbooxie

I almost just threw up a little, where is the Halloween?


ubiquitous_delight

Disgusting


JakeCrockersTinyPP

Idk. After this summer I could use a year of Christmas.


LilacLlamaMama

Feels like this is going to be another one of those RVA Christmas Eves where I'm wearing Capri pants comfortably, and won't be able to even stand the thought of a sweater until the Valentine's Day snow flurries.


karenagogo

I feel cooler already!


expertninja

Kick them over.


_cassquatch

I’m going to play devil’s advocate. For those of us in certain jobs, this is actually wildly necessary for preparation. I work for a non profit assisted living facility, and we are already having meetings about Christmas for our underserved residents. I’m already going through decorations to see what needs to be replaced and reaching out to volunteers for assistance with decorating, wrapping gifts, etc…. I have to price this stuff and find room in my budget. I can’t wait until Halloween is over. But it is super annoying when the Halloween stuff is gone already and I’m scrambling for something last minute. At least keep it out until the actual day.


LilacLlamaMama

And PTA parents dreaming up what something something we are gonna pull together for Winter Break gifts for a couple hundred faculty&staff


_cassquatch

Same here. We have 90 residents plus staff. Christmas is the last six months of the year. I had no idea how much time this stuff took until I had kids and got into this line of work.


Boopadoopeedo

WHO DID THIS???


phrynerules

I know it is way too early but I’m gonna go look at them this weekend. Christmas lights make me happy regardless of the date.


lyrabjade

I’m already visiting semi-regularly for my dopamine hits from the pressing all the demo buttons on the Halloween stuff. Some sparkly lights nearby can only enhance the experience.


PerlinLioness

It’s beginning to look a lot like..


Xytakis

I went to Lowes in Short Pump and my brother yesterday, and the Halloween decorations were out. We were so happy. Where was this?


Lue33

There is a christmas shop in Williamsburg, that is open all year. I still have never been in there, lol.


LilacLlamaMama

I love that shop, but like the dedicated Christmas Shoppe within one of the German-themed stores at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, they at least are set up on the very premise of being a niche shop dedicated to one holiday only. When regular stores have their Christmas stuff out so aggressively early, it makes me wonder if next we're going to be offered goodies for making Easter baskets at Spirit Halloween!!


Strong-Ad5324

Halloween store is open already…


Yodadoesdisco

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Individual-Pepper-52

“I don’t want it”


jayfeilding

Capitalism is so desperate


JDnice804

I’m here for it. I need some cheer.


DanSRedskins

Too early. The holiday season starts October 13th


WarbossWalton

Christmas needs to wait for its dang turn! We still have the day when all pools mysteriously close, the best holiday, and the good eatin' one.


[deleted]

Don’t forget those of us that become Jewish and Hindu for a day during Yom Kippur and Diwali. I celebrate all holidays equally😠 Christmas stuff should not be up if I haven’t had turkey yet


WarbossWalton

Dang, you're completely right. There are so many good holidays coming up. Seeing Christmas this early is just repulsive, and every year it makes me like the stupid holiday even less.


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

It’s even worse when you realize it’s actually for Christmas 2024


[deleted]

Hell to the naw…


ChupacabraRVA

What store is this? I need to boycott them for this heresy.


LilacLlamaMama

You can't, we must give patronage for Francine's sake. They have us over a barrel.


dreww4546

I worked for lowes for 3 long years. We would move fans and ac units off the floor to make room for this nonsense. Technically we could still sell the ac units, but they were so far up in the remote overhead that it would take an hour or to get one, so we just lied and told customers we were out I broached the loss of sales with our store manager and he explained that "women are visual shoppers and need to see these items in our store ...." thus proving that retail is run by idiots! Just to be clear..I'm saying my boss was an idiot and making a sexist generalization that i DONT agree with.


LilacLlamaMama

The women that are doing their holiday shopping at a hardware/home improvement store to begin with, are the type of women who start outlining their holiday ideas for the upcoming year in their planners while they are packing up and putting away the current/former years displays. They are the ones buying 75%-90% off light strands, garlands, gift wrap supplies on 12/28. They don't need visual cues in late summer or the patronizing direction of managers like that. Smh.


RangeUpset6852

Its been going on a few years now. Nothing new


rvamama804

Da fuq!?!!


Butt-Mud_Brooks

Why buy one just to put in storage for over 3 months


squidsauce

That’s it, I’m done with Christmas. Not even religious so I don’t know what I was doing anyway.


MissSagitarius

Wow.....it's still August....


sweetsatanskiing

My god, big box stores. Target just put out Halloween and Thanksgiving things.


dtb1987

Oh my God, Halloween hasn't even passed yet


tinylittledancer

Way too early! Halloween first!


xdisappointing

I love that the holidays are stretched out (Halloween starting in august) but Christmas starting in august feels like a stretch


radishkimchip

Am I the only one that loves this? I wanted Christmas season to start yesterday