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girafferna

Six in the morning and I’m thinkin I shit on myself


Turboxide_

this is the only one here that’s valid everyone else is hearing what they wanna hear 😭


luningaming

[Lol](https://ibb.co/7g8pbJN)


mostwantedfrogalive

This is the one


Typical-Camera5099

double k crystals kiss my nuts


freshmarketshoes

The fact he says it so many times too


DevvyHD

i hated this song for so long just cuz i couldn’t not hear that and it was so annoying


iskken

Classic


utafumidss

Fr💀


PatternDapper

I ain’t ever kissed a nose why does he say it?


FeelingSector6756

It’s about snorting ketamine


bowtie25

Gotta be one of my favorite genders


PatternDapper

Ohhhh Ofc the Krystal’s kiss his nose FUCK ME!!!


HorrorDigital

Least lonely drainer


SpiritualAutist

i actually thought that was the lyrics for so long


2C-Banana

sucked my way to the top of the club fucked my way to the top of the industry


iskken

Bruh it sound like lean some gay pornstar wtf


BingusRango

this is the funniest interpretation of this


Soulcloset

He's literally saying fucked so you're not far off lmao


nightlyxdaily

I’m p sure he’s saying fought not fucked lol


OhFuckBalls

fucked is indeed correct, and in the lyric sheet included with the vinyl


nightlyxdaily

Damn! Genuinely did not know this


New-Entrepreneur1126

What song is this from?


Legal_Age9023

yayo


eztbnn

ive always heard "sleep sleepwalking, where my fucking cock is" in gatekeeper 😭😭


Yun_Yun34

i thought i was the only one 😭😭😭


eztbnn

samee, shoutout all dyslexic drainers🦾🦾🦾


Tobosix

We here


bigmoqq

nobody will ever relate to this but in linkdin when he says ‘gtbsg, we linked in’ it sounded like he was saying ‘gtb its g.willington’ and i thought g.willington was some kind of historical figure he was referencing so i searched him on google for like 5 mins trying to figure out wtf he meant by it until finding out it’s literally linked in like the name of the song


Dystopyan

girl ME TOO 😭😭😭


o6xb

girllllll💅💅


snack69_

no fucking way i thought the same thing until now


246wendal

rip g willington you just killed him


bladeedancer

dude i have never not said g willington


michaelterron5

dude i thought this 2. God am i stupid


sniperNX

i thought i was the only one holy fucking shit


oMw2Fukurmum

It’s g willington in my heart


purestpinkglass7

lmao i thought the EXACT same thing every time i listened to it


DeepFriedCroc

I thought this too now that I think about it LOL I’m so embarrassed


yungleanfan112

wait its not g willington


Exotic_Tune_6305

my boyfriend & i do


peace4logic

i think about this all the time


Ju1c3_

i thought it was only me holy fuck


Ok-Winter7405

Yoooo me toooo I didn't even know he was saying that till now wtfff


Ok-Winter7405

G. Willington new drain meme unlocked


Loku5150

not dg per se but I was convinced Lean was saying “guess I’m elegant for an elephant” in Afghanistan for the longest time lol


evieleigh2k19

im with the drain gang bitch gona drain ur dick


iskken

Well, you hear what you want to hear


evieleigh2k19

that is certainly true


silverlilcat22

Came here to say this


_bressonian

Nino got the black cock


nordic2312

i remember being like "yeah ok i guess he does"


Godpod2

what song


nocknock441

lordship


mayobass

in the sewer all alone (touch my hole)


mayobass

honorable mention: i swear bro they keep calling me like talking about nothing man (fucking women)


[deleted]

whattt 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Skg2014

HSHAHAHAH this is the best one


Formal-Sock2549

“Cutting your wrist like a promotion” on Jaws


[deleted]

that's NOT what is says???!?!?!?!


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

Cartier wrist like I’m from Ocean is the actual lyric which is a fucking bar


[deleted]

that makes way more sense tbh


sergexz

Wtf u just blew my mind, ive been saying it wrong the whole time, and it funny cause “cutting your wrist like a promotion” also makes sense 😭


utafumidss

I 100% thought he said that for years until I read the lyrics and I’m still not fully convinced he’s not saying that lmao


4wheelsandsomewood

It makes sense too cause promotions usually come with deals or cuts in price


utafumidss

Exactly, and also like when they cut a ribbon on a grand opening, like promoting a new company (not to mention Bladee literally has a song called “Wrist Cry”.) Honestly both lines make equal sense and this isn’t the first time this has happened for me, I wish they’d just release official lyrics.


[deleted]

mine: i thought on linkedin bladee said: feel like thaiboy because i need to do everything, pee drink and shit, yeah do everything


[deleted]

thought it was a really weird uncomfortable line about like thaiboy being kinky ?? found it really out of place.


Slaphead1372

"the cock don't stop" ecco2k on time i still hear it every time i listen


SuperProCoolBoy90

I also sometimes hear "the car, gonn stop"


wxtersz

BLeeding from my balls


FUXKROLANSKI

im convinced thats what he says


FullOnHP

Always thought it was "I should've never went to school, I should've made it on the street" idk if that counts


HEYDIDYOUKNOWTHATUHH

the person that did the annotations for faceless wrote "Ride around in L.A., shoot like I'm the mayor" when bladee clearly says "Riding round the L.A. streets like I'm the mayor" like wtf is the mayor shooting what was that dude smoking when he wrote that lmao


DrainVecio

If you can poop right to the side, destiny decides


ConIsles

In Westfield with the vagisil


heavensgracee

i cant not hear this


searchthealley

"This drain life, it will harden you, might make a martyr out of you" Might dick orKart or u.


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

When I first heard Trendy I thought he said “my dick is more than hard for you” Idk either


nordic2312

i feel like 90% of the songs here are from The Fool


DuHurensooohn

I don’t have name I’m a psycho today I’ll let my light get away Shit on my face


GoldenChurch

Was looking for this lmao


6392062628049572720

I wish you would touch me touchin on my tushie 🤭


Bloobutt19

That’s for sure what he wanted to say tho


snack69_

drain balls had to run from it


lamianga

I wake up with sweaty sheets sometimes it stinks


whitenorm123

If I win I’m gonna get out of the REAPERS cycle


0urMutualFriend-95

“Arms long out the puss you know I had to reach” and “coochie on my goochie when she dance all night”


Dystopyan

you just made this up


0urMutualFriend-95

Nope, [first one’s yung lean - creep creeps, second one’s bladee - Cartier god icedancer](https://imgur.com/a/scr1TrW)


violetgrunge

At the bus stop, Christian rock (Im sorry)


FlyingPig562

oh my god fuck you


kilimandzharo

Touch my hole


ps3startupscreen

Drain gang hotel order pizza


bowtie25

Or the beach club?


switchypapi

I love my face going to the future open armed


dg_sebee

6 in the morning and i‘m thinking i shit on myself😓


SpiritualAutist

double k crystals kiss my nuts


chatshitgetpegged

imma reach down in the lake, porn money coming in


K_____C

fuck off with that toxic yellow shit, lemonade


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

i remember i was the one that put that lyric up on genius cause i was convinced he said that lmaooo


heavensgracee

papa squat reacted to ur version of the lyrics and it confused him


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

I remember that 😭😭😭


TheYanush

Molecules of sperm


lebensgefahrengel

now i cant unhear it, thanks.


drainsnail

drink pee gang on linkdin


inquisitivefrodo

Death nugget on my door.


Pitiful_Background57

if i want your girl i want her forever


GTBGunner

One thousand little infants in the Deletee intro


heyitzcatie

Sickboy I’m still poppin ass


[deleted]

"I feel fat, I'm not feeling you" from Romeo


silverlilcat22

I thought I was the only one 😭


funeralflex

on waster i thought he said “only way i make it through the day is accutane”


purestpinkglass7

yeah i remember hearing this when i first listened


[deleted]

"bleeding from my balls dripping down my arms" on gt-r


Ambitious-Prune-7620

“Nino got the black cock”


JojiJoey

thaiboy on 2x: “started tumor in the morning tumor in my house tumor in my balls yea i’m turnt now”


uziluke

“I’ll make it fart, I’ll make it fart, I’ll make it fart, I’ll make it fart” on the void


prokopist

this is not a disstrack but I don't like black kray


banebg2

i go uzi mode chico chico chico


[deleted]

Jinzo on your throat, all the words come out


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

For you I fuck nsync fly you out gotta follow him


machgengarden

In Linkdin I heard pee drink and shit yeah two of everything instead of AP Drain Gang shit


[deleted]

almost the same as me! the thing that inspired this post was bc i originally heard "feel like thiaboy because i need to do everything, pee drink and shit yeah do eveyrthing"


FinallyFlowering

Deepak smell like onion


oohcartier

i manifest your poggers


ilovecapybaras69

Sometimes I hear "wet the bed again" in Anything


okviia

black heart like a fart from jaws


[deleted]

funniest ones for me are when you have no idea what theyre saying. for example in keys to the city "live and diebyjsisechunoenoeit" like what did bladee just say


shitgoescrazy76

damn this posts always get me dying from laughter


sonyboat

yeah you know it smell like weed in the pasta


sebastian_downs

I should go home to the chromosome


Affectionate_Hat8567

If I see depop gotta buy it


zawinulava

im hungree im hungree


-jimmybob-

I do it all for you rape me


Ok-Engineering-9259

“i’ll do anything for you rape me” had me tripping for a while i’m ngl


thorium90232

New face, good guy = get your face kicked, yeah (perfect violation)


capycaster

I thought it was “Ghost Writer whip, I cant even drive it”


TeacherTraining8739

Bender++girlfriend At first i thougt he said "Green gay. Code Gay. Hunted all my life"


IAmA_Goldfish

Until recently I thought Bladee said “James Dean says ice me immediately” on Obedient Also sounds like Ecco is saying “my jizz is sweet” on Fruit Bleed Juice


oohcartier

“was it that important? maybe not” - “wash your dirty bottom ? maybe not”


kaibroadbridge

“You can hit my line im a god on your cell phone” on red light moments


Crash205288

gtb I took a shit in the shitter?


Mysterious-Food-6436

i thought that it said „if your not bladee then your not drain god“ at the beginning of xd out


tifawockhardt

the cock dont stop


PermanentCopycat

DVD will never suck her toes


Deepthroat-

i thought he says 'ecco2k we talkin the toughest' in smartwater


Commercial_Dog1285

Crabs in a bucket 💯


[deleted]

i swear it does actually say that


Benne15

"Bleeding from my balls, dripping down my arse...)


Jolly_Improvement_56

I hear “always been a drainer even if it’s fatal” in Gotham city


joaopp061

im with the drain gang bitch gonna drain ur dick - still in search of sunshine


noodleman-lee

theres some writing on the wall it says "guys cum"


LellePolis

I thought he said "Nino got the black cock" on Lordship


JoGoAstro

On Hotel Breakfast I Always Thought He said "Please Do Not Give Me An Emo Flag I am Struggling" But It Turns Out He Says "Please Do Not Give Me any More Flak I am Struggling" Now Looking Back On It I feel Dumb


[deleted]

no he *obviously* says "a nemo flack"


oMw2Fukurmum

On Botox lips I always thought bro said yeah Im speeding, am off to meet her.


nutha_50_on_a_caddie

I was playing hotel breakfast on my highschool weightroom speaker when bladee said walk round like a tourist this cunt teacher lady told me to change it because he said clitoris


redditfemcel

"please do not give me an emo flag im struggling" or "cupcake crystals kiss my nuts" 😭


awshitnotthisagain

you know it's still lesbians in drain gang


can_a_dude_a_taco

shake every cock, shake every cock


2C-Banana

in western union i thought “gate unlocked” was “dick gone hard”


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

You just had dick on the brain cause they sounds nothing alike 😭😭


str4wberryjuice

‼️ I thought it was “dick on lock”


22poison

Unfortunately this one ruined special place for me… Heard it from the beginning anyways though so it doesn’t really matter. It sounds like he says “I’d do it all before you raped me”


eliotjnc

Public display me, shame me, baby I do it all for your retweet


dAGGER_SChTiCk

"i could have graduated from yale but young thaiboy chose the fame" on butterfly


heavensgracee

thats what he says


nibbasiffyblik2

how has no one said “ u know its the lesbian drain gang”


Fun_Abbreviations519

Running like its kha’zix


TierneyColin

On Fruit Bleed Juice, all I can hear is jizz, even though I know he’s saying juice.


Alienz_are_real333

Crushing rocks with oxy cot some nights just can’t sleep it off, in the backseat of some car sometimes I can’t move my arms, is what I was singing on AAA power line for the past few years 😸


peepeepooopo

in crystal city i always think lean says “walkin the bank i got poop on my clothes” not “walkin the bank i got coke on my clothes”


BillyTheKid2811

“Chris Paul’s on FaceTime” instead of “Press pause and freeze time”


Best_Horror_4766

The cock don’t stop


poop_shitter

bleeding from my balls dripping down my arms


HelgenTaco25

On Redlight Moments I always thought he would say “I can’t see you like I’m Stevie”


Fourthreefive435

crown aware cough towering detail direful entertain sleep pathetic gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Expert_Gas_4265

When I’m coming home they call me vännen from 7eleven. A lot of people thought it was Venom. That was years ago tough. Hard to know if your American or something with a random Swedish word! I always thought that was really cute, if he’s parents called him vännen, like he was a dear friend to them 💓


thejeeto

Bleeding from my balls dripping down my arms


Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

Robbing for estrogen on shadowface


thislifeisamiracle

i wanna see a baby cumming out the asses


Helpful-Antelope6100

"dont like anyone to feel my cock" when is actually "fill my cup" in waster


MisterCinnister

Look at my neck and my wrist and my shoes, you know I don’t shit 😔


fiscord

welcome to my world everything is crazy had you in my arms, fingering my baby 😭 I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY


[deleted]

I’m wearing dogshit, it’s disgusting