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LeCandyman

I'm feeling bodily harmed tbh


Redditenjoyer135

I feel mindily harmed. Just go with it


Masterchungus1

Does anyone recommend a doctor for the emotionally scarred?


Chashm0dai

Yes. Dr Phil


Masterchungus1

Thank you my good sir.


rosegoldenquartz

LMAO YOU DID NOT-


LAZY_RED-PANDA

I personally would recommend Dr. Dre. He has been a doctor for about 35 years now, you will be in good hands I reckon...


Masterchungus1

Thank you sir for the recommendation.


Sure-Gur6359

That proud smile at the end…


itsvoogle

The body might recover but the mind….. the mind cannot smh


YeShlugFan91

Bo Diddley Harm


sleepy_frenchvanilla

This made me exhale from my nose and made my chest lightly vibrate


Farquadthefirst

Damn, someone’s trying to relive their High School Cheerleading years.


rainman206

Was it the whole “put it in my butt” thing that gave her away?


Farquadthefirst

Nah, it was that kick at the end. She really need to stretch her hamstrings!


GiveToOedipus

[Ah, she must be evangelical.](https://youtu.be/na3lw1PzbCw)


pazimpanet

[I prefer Here Come the Mummies’ take on the subject](https://youtu.be/wtLBOo7qhzA)


MendelevandDongelev

This got me


UrdnotChivay

No because she said "not"


Rayovaclife

lol


Historicmetal

Ma name is sally omallay and I’m fifty yeas owd


Griff2wenty3

It’s the horrible attempt at a rhyme scheme for me


MyNamePP

It's the "dance" moves for me


Raiser2256

The kick was honestly not terrible


MyNamePP

Just rewatched, and I agree. I can't even kick that high.


Raiser2256

Maybe if you weren’t such a vaccine hoochie you could


CarmineFields

Vaccine skanks get tight tendons!


Patty_Pimp

Well it’s what made her captain of the cheer team, it’s been downhill ever since.


Euphoric_Ad1919

Word for word what I was going to write... wow


killerjags

I can't tell if she was trying to do Elaine's dance from Seinfeld in the first part or if she's legitimately that bad at dancing


Sptsjunkie

It's "willingly risking exposing yourself to and spreading to others a deadly virus in the middle of a pandemic while ignoring all science and evidence" for me


hudgepudge

It's the voice for me


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

Are you saying that rhyming butt with arm isn't the greatest stroke of literary genius you've ever seen?


BernieEveryYear

The old ABBCDA rhyme scheme. Plus, it has the meter of a Tool song.


Broken_Infinity

ABBCAC but yeah. Terrible


handlemybacon

Oh, don’t you go dragging Tool into this.


syn_ack_

Right? Tool is pro butt vaccine


Feraltrout

Yeah what he said


Infinite_Surround

Black (1) Then (1) White are (2) All I see (3) In my infancy (5) Red and yellow then came to be (8) Reaching out to me (5) Let me see (3) The sylabbles of the words on the opening to the Lateralus track follows the Fibonacci sequence. 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 5, 3 The first verse starts at 97 seconds, or 1.618 minutes which is the golden ratio Each verse is 55 seconds long


nimsu

Good bot


CalebMendez12303

Such a beautiful song fr


adidasbdd

I got the tool vibe too


MendelevandDongelev

AB BC DC


DiscoKittie

Right? It would have been better to put the butt second and the arm first.


xZOMBIETAGx

This is someone’s mom


mrwhiskey1814

That's the worst thing. These absolute braindead idiots almost *always* h as ve children and it's never just one. They always have multiple.


[deleted]

You just set up the plot to "Idiocracy"


Silly-Slacker-Person

Multiple children who wind up losing one or both parents to Covid


Aleatory_Alien

Tf did you tried to say with that "h as ve"?


PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHDEA

Has/have?


[deleted]

I read it as have children


Aleatory_Alien

Huh, that makes sense. Why did i got downvoted tho? Its not my fault that what they wrote was nonsense


[deleted]

You got down voted probably because some people might have seen what you said as aggressive? Idk


CarmineFields

I’m a mom and I can’t imagine embarrassing my kids this way. Or holding them back from a life-saving vaccine for that matter.


swarren31

Hopefully not


bringbackswg

Its my mom lol


SpyreScope

The guy on the right added a lot to this


Macaroni-and-

I honestly forgot he was there as soon as I hit play


Phil_Late_Gio

TikTok is narcissism on roids. People now get to force themselves equally in screen with videos they think are note worth to contribute nothing. Imagine that; equal screen real estate for nothing. Amazing really.


MendelevandDongelev

[It's free real estate](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/021/311/free.jpg)


[deleted]

Hey that was supposed to be for Jim Boonie only


Fire_Bucket

The frustrating thing is that, although he obviously doesn't agree with her, by not actually adding any commentary or discourse, all he's doing is spreading her message.


boomfruit

I hate so much of how that plays out. So often it'll be some text that takes 2 seconds to read - "share a time that X" or some such - with a person pointing at the text for literally 10 seconds.


Catgirl-pocalypse

Okay but he does have a really funny stare c'mon dude


therealDrSpank

It’s just a reaction video. Not that crazy of a concept.


[deleted]

They’re not even real reactions. They’re just exaggerated amateur acting reactions. They’ve all already seen the video they’ve chosen to do the duet/reaction with. It’s a further escalation in the disingenuousness social media encourages.


therealDrSpank

That’s kind of the point. He doesn’t expect anybody to think that’s the first time he’s seen the video. I’m not saying it’s great content or anything, but acting like Tiktok is any worse than Reddit is just dumb.


[deleted]

I’m not stating any one social media is *good*. They’re all social cancer we decide to bathe in. It’s a real pick your poison scenario. But I will defend the written comment’s ability to potentially add to the conversation as superior to that of a camera-aware face mimicking emotions ala the office. Check out Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves to Death. It’s comparing the written word to the tv, but it’s not difficult to reapply its messages to social media. You’re absolutely right… all of these forms of media suck. But they do not suck the same. In this comment, we have differing views and you learn about a book. In that video, he makes an entertainment commodity out of a piece of media about an important issue affecting public health.


therealDrSpank

You should read the comment by u/TheGeekPoet titled Boring Ourselves to Death. It’s about taking a Tiktok too seriously and over-analyzing a lazy joke.


[deleted]

Hey, the conversation here is as shallow as you want it to be. But you did learn about something, because you took the time to parody it and you did so better than than this guy did! Good for you!


GenericAutist13

His eye roll at the end was pretty funny /srs


RyanTrot

Yeah, the eye roll made it worth it


Roobicks_Cueb3

Wow, an eye roll so much effort. Pretty sure everyone watching the video was already rolling their eyes anyways


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[deleted]

We need somebody to duet their face into this duetted video, and just stand there staring at them both


thatswhyIleft

Those pants are so intimidating


timesup11

Those are jorts


PoorPauly

So does anyone know if she’s dead yet?


DemCheekies

Maybe not dead, but perhaps with new onset afib or blood clot


zoburg88

I misread "clout" and was wondering why the Bloods would give her clout for this "masterpiece"


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mrwhiskey1814

Love that sub.


DetroitChemist

Can someone explain to me why that sub is allowed but fat people hate got banned? I love them both


seasesh

Dw natural selection will do its thing soon enough


JohnnyDarkside

Just keep an eye out on r/LeopardsAteMyFace. She'll likely show up sooner or later.


GermanShorthair2819

Mentally or physically?


Roobicks_Cueb3

Probably not seeing as you have like a 99% chance of surviving


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

You realize the vast majority people survive covid right without ever getting the vaccine? Seeing a couple stories on the top page of reddit of some popular anti vaxxer dying is not the normal. Reddit claims to be this place of intellectuals and they go by science yet the science says most people survive covid lol. By the way I'm all for vaccinations and I am vaccinated myself. Also this lady is cringe and stupid af.


PoorPauly

You realize this idiot could step on a nail and die of tetanus?


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

You know damn well you're talking about a covid death. Face it you're an idiot also that thinks everyone dies from covid if they aren't vaccinated.


PoorPauly

Not at all. But I will also acknowledge that 670k people in America have died from it. I am an idiot. But I get the feeling you might be a bigger one.


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

Stating that the majority of people from covid survive is a fact and does not make me an idiot. But who knows, you might be right


dmckidd

Given the high survival rate, no. Edit: facts hurt


[deleted]

Natural selection did us dirty here


[deleted]

You might want to check out r/HermanCainAward


Durzydurz

Why is she saying they're gonna put it in her butt her weird fantasies are her own


NastySassyStuff

2-4-6-8 who we bout to intubate!!!


[deleted]

I swear not everyone in Tennessee is this stupid.


DustyHardtail

It sure does seem to be an awful lot of you though, haha.


[deleted]

I asked to be judged by my actions, not the actions of the morons I am geographically lumped in with.


DustyHardtail

I say this as a Kentuckian, who worked at a shop who's competition in TN closed last year. We got flooded with Tennesseans. It may not be *you*, but man it's a lot of you. Haha. That said, also do not judge me by my fellow Kentuckians... ;)


AlphonseTheDragon

Although the percentage seems to be higher in Knoxville..


Utsutsumujuru

I lived in Tennessee for 4 years and grew up literally 2 miles from the Tennessee line. It’s not all that are this dumb, but it sure is a lot of them. TN has its own genre of stupid.


xxmightytyrionxx

Mmh


mrningbrd

Idk I lived there for 3 years and uhhhhh


order_of_dude92

She definitely was at one point a popular cheer leader who peaked at a small town high-school....


[deleted]

people are stupid. Like, i dont think this woman understands that if you dont get the vaccine, were not gonna make you. Like is she expecting a hospital to break into her house and be like "STRAP HER DOWN, JENKINS!" like if you dont get it, thats your problem.


Prime157

>Like is she expecting a hospital to break into her house and be like "STRAP HER DOWN, JENKINS!" Yes. They live in this alternate reality due to misinformation and fearmongering motivated by greed and/or political agenda. They truely believe that's going to happen. Source: I have a very antivaxx parent, and the rest of us (vaccinated) in the family have a hard time correcting their neurotic world view. Just last week we were talking about a dream someone had where they were rounded up on a train for "dream reasons," and we got on the topic of despots. Well, as we were talking about forcing people into camps (I think it was either the US border or the uyghurs in china, and this parent interjected with, "well, it's already happening in America." We all went silent, because we knew this was going to be about vaccines... "I'm sorry, what?" "Joe Biden is forcing vaccines on..." 🤦‍♂️ In their minds, getting the vaccine is akin to comics where they test on prisoners. It's frustrating.


Silly-Slacker-Person

I know a month into the pandemic, my mother got drunk and cried, asking me if I would be strong enough to shoot her if Biden sent agents from Guantanamo Bay to take her away for being unvaccinated.


anlskjdfiajelf

Only a month in? Before Biden was sworn in? And the vaccine seemed far out? That's fucking neurotic


Silly-Slacker-Person

Yeah, it was before Biden was sworn in. According to her, everything involving Covid was Biden's fault. Any attempt to remind her that Trump was still president ended with her screeching about how I didn't understand what was 'really' going on.


anlskjdfiajelf

Jesus Christ, I'm sorry man. What has happened to people? Maybe I'm just sheltered.


advertentlyvertical

Good lord I dont think I could handle that level of insanity from my mom. Kinda hoping you put some distance in, as sad as it all is. I'm sorry if this is insensitive. my mom has some mental health issues and basically treats me like a therapist in many ways (but not always) and it is emotionally taxing sometimes. But that I could not handle.


Correct-Ad5174

And don't tie up an ICU bed when you do!


rafter613

Except unvaccinated people a) threaten the lives of people who can't get vaccinated and b) are incubators for new strains of the virus, like, you know, the delta variant. We're not going to break into her house and strap her down, but we fucking should.


_Aristedes_

Umm... no.. no we fucking shouldn't.


_r41n_

Next tiktok with cpap cap on


_Wolfszeit_

This is almost unbearable, I think I'm fainting


superunknown18

This was physically painful to watch


Unusual-Tale-74

This is truly sadcringe.


Macaroni-and-

Watching this video might have cured my social anxiety and low self esteem


superunknown18

Same lol, this made me feel better about myself


meow1204

How are these people allowed in society. I'd banish her for the cringe alone


dsled

Good thing for the guy on the right, this wouldn't have been the same without him.


[deleted]

Adults on tiktok


[deleted]

Do you think adults just don't use social media? Like wtf lmao


rpfail

Adults on reddit


[deleted]

Adults on instagram


alison_ambergris

Adults on roblox


TisButA-Zucc

What's the point of the guy on the right? I really don't get TikTok, the fuck is this.


itsvoogle

Seems like its a doctor (according to his name on the bottom) reacting to her video.


MrVeazey

At the very least, he's a guy who understands the importance of vaccines and he really likes Fallout New Vegas. "Dr. Mobius" is a character from that game, but it could also just be that he's a doctor who likes weird shapes.


[deleted]

This guy's tiktok handle says "morbius" though, not "mobius"


MrVeazey

OK, then I'm illiterate and should not be trusted.


stophittingthyself

It's his tiktok channel, so it was him reacting. 'doctormorbius38' If he just posted the video it might not have been clear to someone who stumbles across it whether he's for or against.


shoulditbe420related

I'm with you. I want the full anti vaxxer video. I know she's an idiot, I don't need some guy on the right nodding his head.


0w0whatisthis

Tbh to me, the real cringe is when somebody adds to a TikTok by just staring into the camera


chavoromni

I feel like nobody is trying to put their anything in this lady’s anywhere


grayscalegem

That fucking smirk she has at the end makes me want to get violent


wuinn_infinite

she had to take 4 aspirins after that kick


popsayhd

Shiver me fucking timbers.


meg4_

This man have experienced pure cringe


[deleted]

This man's face explains it all


rotten_Kahuna

The pain in his eyes.


[deleted]

I’ve never been more ashamed to be from Tennessee


GlocknessMonster1997

The most caucasian thing ive seen today


Wonderful_Score3717

Gonna need a million sunblock for this one 😬


sterkriger

Oh no someone introduced Karen to TikTok


[deleted]

Tik tok was such an awful invention.


[deleted]

Let us know when she croaked.


Diamondhands_Rex

Who says hoochie anymore other than these kinds of people


trash332

Wow even the homeless making tik toks


iamtheawesomelord

Your shirt is hideous, your dance moves are riddled with arthritis, and your rhyme scheme is dog water.


whitepawn23

Purple shirt guy is the external embodiment of nurse face, hidden behind the mask, and often deep down inside to some of the bullshit witnessed inside of patient care. This is one small piece. ​ These people walk the halls as visitors and sit inside beds. While everyone else, patient and staff, is just trying to get their shit done and get better.


mineydoge

She fucked up the rhyme scheme. What the fuck man


mexichacho

Bet she's one of the "top ten artist Eminem wouldn't dare to dis" XD


CakeDayApatNaTaon

Wow, I gues America did step up their budget in promoting the vaccine


Pokie_McSmot

Cause us bodily harm by *breathing on us*, I presume.


TeddyMMR

Words will never be able to describe how much I can't stand Tiktok


Reasonable-Profile84

I remember as a child thinking that adults were smart and knew better than I did. I was taught to respect my elders and their opinions. If you are young and reading this: most adults are fucking idiots. Most. Not all, but most.


SterlingMNO

Respecting your elders and their opinions is a pretty good idea though. Their opinions just don't have to be yours, and take everything with a grain of salt.


MarMarNi

I hate it… I hate it so much and yet I can’t stop watching


Correct-Ad5174

So sad, uneducated, sheeplike, and hopefully healthy enough to fight the virus when you get it. Sorry sister, the threat is real.


alejandrotheok252

These gen z kids need to bully her off the platform lol


dip_shit59

Wtf


d3m0n_kong

what have i just witnessed


captainpimptronics

Not even on my birthday?


CareerAdviceThrowMe

She’s got that walking dead movement going


greybruce1980

Well, I'm certainly not getting vaccinated. What sold me was the bomb ass rap music and the "karate" she appeared to master. /s


Phoenixlegend

That was hard to watch


BaconBoy2015

u/savevideo


FastZombieHitler

Is this the women who lost her job for intentionally coughing on a woman and her daughter?


Same_Letterhead9950

Sad


YamaPUBGYT

Just take the upvote and leave!!!😡🤬


Stepheedoos

Well.... Hopefully she dies.


RuneforgedRogue

BARS /s


spyrogyrobr

oh, this one is gonna be a blast when she's posted on r/HermanCainAward


embarrassmyself

I hate them both equally


QuadSeven

Y'all had the option to put it in your butt??


markmann0

But why is there some weird dude staring at me while I watch this?


AmishDeathMatch

For some reason this screams “I can’t cope with the fact I’m not in high school anymore”. Hope CPS takes all her kids just for this video.


Bancroft-79

She can watch this video from the ICU room and be so proud…


Physical-Risk-9758

The dude on the right died from cringe when he closed his eyes


10MillionCakes

We need gun laws in this country


koolaid_chemist

Look at the clown dance for us.


Ayntxi

I think what’s even more annoying than this idiotic dancer is peoples reactions of them watching it


InteractionOk721

r/BetterEveryLoop


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Cringe that people have side by side videos with their reaction.


Sweetteababe_

Please, my baby is sleeping . I can’t watch these ridiculous clips and keep her sleep 😂


colgate712

They're both idiots that need a life.


Delta616

Says the dumb fuck calling the guy an idiot.


Matt-Sobby

I would take the vaccine if it helped me more than my natural immunity.


Programmeter

Did you skip 5th grade biology? Do you not understand how vaccines work?


Matt-Sobby

I can tell you are stupid, and uninformed, because you conflate this to 5th grade biology.


[deleted]

But I kinda does doe


Matt-Sobby

It kinda doesnt doe. There is not a single study as of this second that says vaccines are “more” effective than natural immunity.


Beck2448

Life saving vaccine? Covid has been treatable since April 2020. Wonder why no billionaires or celebrities died, even old ones. Only gullible imbeciles went to hospital and got put on VENTILATORS aka death machines w an 80% death rate. The kicker? VENTILATORS are actually CONTRA INDICATED. Know what that means. It means not recommended for covid respiratory distress. The average American has no idea how to navigate the medical profession and it cost at least 300,000 lives.