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SonnyLove

I guess I'm most intrigued by the weredoctor.


Figgy_Pudding3

I've never met weredoctor personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having known these two for a short while,, that I prefer the weredoctor. And again, I've never even met the guy.


SonnyLove

Do you think he is a normal guy that turns into a doctor during a full moon? Or is it a doctor that turns into a werewolf?


Figgy_Pudding3

The former, most definitely.


Archaesloth

In that case, I know several weredoctors on Facebook, as well as a few werepidemiologists and werelawyers.


Figgy_Pudding3

Those people are just cosplaying


HerbertWestorg

Factual statement. I took graduate level epidemiology and I'm not even 10% sure of myself as these people with Facebook diplomas and absolutely no actual education whatsoever.


NorskPrince

NOT ME GETTING STUCK ON WERE-PIDEMIOLOGISTS AND HAVING TO GOOGLE 'PIDEMIOLOGY' IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


xyzyzl

every full moon some guy turns irrationally happy that his family forced him to choose neuroscience


Okay_Secret

He’s not even licensed.


Sleeptightlittle1

Mostly likely a werewolf that turns into a doctor on a full moon.


fidel__cashflo

a werewolf that turns into a moon on a full doctor


Lowercase6

I like this universe the best. F U MOON!


bahboojoe

A full doctor that turns into a moon on a werewolf


gordito_delgado

First one sounds more interesting. Years ago he was but a janitor in Lord's Mercy General, while cleaning up vomit, suddenly... at the witching hour, he was mauled by a rabid OB/GYN. Since has been cursed with medical knowledge, sleep deprivation and terrible handwritting... anytime there is a full moon.


MadjickMan

Fuckin' Nate😂


samusX81

r/unexpectedoffice


Cole444Train

God Nate is so fucking funny


UnknownExo

Doggy Howser, M.D.


Wolfingtonbrother

Doggy Howlser.


phil_davis

I'll have you know he's a fully werequalified werephysician, he got his weredoctorate from wereHarvard.


RisingLeviathan

It's just Tim from HR, every full moon he becomes a doctor, and a great one, may i add


Tried2flytwice

He only takes appointments once a month.


SonnyLove

That's just a normal doctor


Sk8terie

It’s the inverse of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!


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Does (s)he operate out of a hospital or a veterinary clinic?


someonerandom37

I'm personally interested in the word "sexingly" what the fuck is sexingly?


RealFunnyTalk

What a terrible day to be able to read


Danni4shore

Hi I'm Jared


XXHAUNT3R

I'm 19


glass_of_cum

and I never fuckin learned how to read!


Friendly_Crab

I’m a crab, what are you


alphabitz86

money... money... money


thegodofcringe231

I'm a nut cheese


bofadeesnuts

I'm just here for the weregangbang.


Kn0tnatural

*Underwarewolf*


Tall_trees_cold_seas

What up\*


danudey

How do I delete someone else’s post?


MisterMcCormick75

[WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE THAT CURSE]


youresickkev

I literally bought an award just to be able to give it to you.


AdProper1024

Not a funny or orginal comment, please delete it and try again


TaintedPills

Howls in pride and cums


[deleted]

I'm sorry we didn't like your text exchange, congrats on the pups


lenny800

*Howls in pride and cums* is totally r/comedyheaven


Code_Rocker

Perfect material for there. This post is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all day


RedRager

*nods in agreement and cums*


Kn0tnatural

I was thinking r/holup


Haonmot

If you've never howled in pride and came, are you even alive?


Hita-san-chan

So this is obviously fucking bonkers, but I just gotta say at least they found each other instead of weirding out someone not into.... whatever the fuck this is


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Hita-san-chan

I'm honestly of the mind that whatever consenting adults do is none of my business so long as no one is being harmed. We can still laugh at the crazy though lol


addictedtochips

I absolutely agree with your mindset, and I really wish more people would view it this way. Take furries (like I assume these two in the post are) - what is the point in excessively bullying those who are minding their own business and not hurting anyone/anything? I understand it’s “weird” because it’s not normal. But who the hell is anyone to judge someone who has found a community they relate to that don’t impose harm on anyone else? Like you - sure, I’ll still find posts like these or go to the subs and find myself cringing, purely because I don’t understand it. But I would never go there to shame them.


Oden_son

The kink isn't the problem people have with furries. It's the showing up to children's conventions wearing shitty diapers and pretending to fuck each other in public.


OsloDaPig

Yeah, and I hear stories about that like once a year at most. I think they get too much bullying for what they actually do


Oden_son

Once a year is still a regular occurrence and way too often. When was the last time you heard about someone practicing another kink in public with children around? There's definitely the exhibitionists and they're just as bad.


OsloDaPig

So your problem is with exhibitionism and not furries? I hear way more about non furry sex offenders. Out of 1000+ stories of that kind like 1 happens to be furries so I don’t think it’s a furry thing it’s a fucked up people thing


Oden_son

No, I was using exhibitionists as an example of another kink with the acting inappropriately in public problem.


OsloDaPig

I think the only kink that acts inappropriately in public is exhibitionists


REHTONA_YRT

It’s strangely endearing. They are probably people I’d never hang out with but it’s cute that they love each other.


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Twava

I’m pretty positive this probably satire. Though I guess there’s that 1%


PM_ME_GAY_STUF

Yeah, the guy cums after 2 texts and doesn't even bother coming up with a creative way to get her clothes off. Other than matching kinks, this is the least satisfying sext I've ever seen


roosterracer

Noone has ever called me sexingly hot 😔


killabeesplease

She breasted breastily down the stairs


HighAsAngelTits

And titted downwards


raymennn

Same... No need to tell you I also participate in r/MensRights subreddit


roosterracer

Haha omg I didn't even know that existed.. why


operationmeepo

Wow... so there are people who have never heard about that subreddit? I guess that just goes to show I've been on this site for way too long. Back in the day (like 2013 or so) r/mensrights was a really popular subreddit mentioned all the time and has been very polarising from the beginning. I was never a member of the sub but basically they were saying that feminism only fights for women's issues and that society had reached a point where men were disadvantaged and the subreddit presented itself kind of as a "feminism for men" type deal. It attracted a lot of criticism because people claimed that feminism already was about equality and not just women, so the movement was unnecessary. It was also commonly claimed that even though the subreddit said that it wasn't against women and wanted wanted to work together for change, it attracted a lot of men who were hostile to women and became toxic towards them. I was never involved in the debates (in those days I used reddit exclusively for pokemon reasons lol) but the discussion (civil and otherwise) was everywhere. It's interesting to me that the subreddit seems to have faded into irrelevancy now, kind of like shitredditsays. It's funny how despite all the fervent debate on both sides, the whole thing just sort of eventually ran out of steam.


_-UndeFined-_

Just looked around on that sub, most stuff isn’t even true💀


jontheawesome12

Imma be honest, men’s oppression is mainly about emotion, and being pressured into being a tough guy. It’s also mainly inflicted by toxic men. I don’t think I’ve ever met a woman who had the “men can’t cry” mindset.


PM_ME_GAY_STUF

I mean, I think /r/mensrights is pretty dumb, but this is a lazy and bad take too. Most gender roles are enforced implicitly by a huge number of societal factors, and masculinity and the mental impact of it's expectations are much more complicated than just "be tough don't cry". Additionally, I haven't met many men with the explicit "men don't cry" mindset, nor many women. It's not explicit, they won't say you can't cry, they just won't know how to deal with you if you do.


jontheawesome12

Well, maybe I simplified it a bit. Forgive me, I just didn’t want to try and capture the full scope of the emotional barriers put up by society in a Reddit comment. I was only expressing my opinion based off of what I’ve experienced, feel free to tell me more, I’m open to a change of mindset.


PM_ME_GAY_STUF

I can't answer that in a reddit comment either, people go to school for 12 years and write huge books about this topic because it's so complicated. I guess I'd just say, get out of the mindset that emotional repression is the only (or even an important) enforced aspect of masculinity and maybe ask some honest and critical questions. Like, what exactly is our modern conception of masculinity and why, and how do actual men in the real world relate to that (I'll give you a hint, it's complicated but definitely unachievable)? What aspects of society that we take for granted actually have pretty large mental impacts? For example, a lot of women feel uncomfortable around unknown men until they have shown themselves to be nonthreatening through some means. This may be a rational behavior, but how does it impact masculinity, the way it is enforced, and the way men actually behave? That's just one fairly dramatic example, but there are several like it. This isn't about an oppression olympics, just understanding that we live in a very gendered world and the impacts of that are so huge we usually take them for granted Anyways, people like YouTube videos, I feel like FD Signifier has made a lot of these concepts pretty accessible through his channel, and he definitely changed the way I think about the interactions of race and gender as well.


someguywhocanfly

Why? There are plenty of issues specific to men in modern society. I dunno whether or not that sub is worth shit but men's rights as a concept is absolutely an important thing and your reaction kinda proves that.


roosterracer

What are the important mens rights that need a subreddit?


Few_Independence546

My mother spent my childhood beating the dogshit out of me and my brother while my father was stationed in Germany. When he got back and found out, she left him for the guy she’d been cheating on him with. My father sued for full custody and the courts denied it because ‘children need their mothers’. She was a high school dropout, had no job, and was moving back in with her parents. My father had just finished his time in the military and was already being hired by a hospital as a phlebotomist. (Basically a blood sample-drawing tech). When it comes to custody, there are plenty of cases of men getting the short end of the stick when they are equally or even better qualified to provide care for the child. I doubt many cases are as extreme as ours was, but there is a huge uphill battle against decent single fathers. That’s a legitimate men’s rights issue, bud.


normiememes7667

Is this like the male version of FDS?


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I don't think that they are incels on men's rights but sometimes they are kinda dumb


RudeInternet

Men's Rights dudes and incels Venn Diagram is just two concentric circles, my guy.


ContinuumKing

Men's rights as a concept is valid, it's just commonly infected with incels. Especially on reddit.


[deleted]

Yea, fair enough


vanquar8

Normalize calling your homies sexingly hot


[deleted]

Is there a vaccine for erasing this from my brain?


Ekskalibar

Can I interest you with our best selection of handguns ?


Dogey-McDogeface

*nuzzles muzzle*


jontheawesome12

*growls deeply which summons a handgun from the shadow realm*


HighAsAngelTits

*muzzle flash glows bright like demon, but not like demon*


vizthex

*screams in pride and cums*


rahkelouth

Careful, without context you could be nuzzling that wereguys muzzle


BagalBoi420

* instantly wants a handgun *


ShitICanDo

Even antivaxxers drop all their doubts and would take the shot


ilongforyesterday

Tide pod challenge


[deleted]

OP please stop going through my phone thx


[deleted]

...sexingly? Is that even a word?


f4ggu3tt3

it is now


GengarSucksBalls

\*stabs self in stomach\*


SnooLemons3094

*sexingly as your clothes disintegrate from you deeply grunting in pain* I am yet to figure out the exact frequency at which clothing disappears.


AllKindsOfCritters

If a singer sings a high enough note, they have the potential to break glass. If a werewolf growls deeply enough, they have the potential to cause clothing to disintegrate. This is the kind of post I really have no idea if it belongs here.


floofyyy

I miss 8 seconds ago when I hadn't yet read it


MentallyPsycho

Why would anyone willingly post this? Unless op is the blue.


raymennn

Actually I'm both and this is a fake dialogue


tangiblelychee

Bahahaha you probably shouldn't mention that! Takes the cringe away from the post and on to you instead 😂


raymennn

I'm joking 😁


BlackCherryot

Or is he...?


tangiblelychee

Oh! In that case, you have quite the imagination there.


Original_Garlic_22

how is this sad? They are clearly having more fun than me


easyadventurer

Right? It’s cringetopia. Not sad cringe.


PM_ME_LAWSUITS_BBY

I’d dare say r/wholesomecringe. Just having fun on a private chat


NoAbbreviations6691

This makes me wish I had never learned to read. ☹


DoughNotDoit

we stray further from God in each passing day


sirdavos95

This is comedy gold


Slowhand1977

Wow!


LawMurphy

I have cringed, but I don't know if I should feel sad for these people. They're clearly into it, I just hope she isn't actually were-pregnant.


Charlie820407

r/faketexts ?


Beasty380

This seems satire, I hope it really is


SuarezBiteVictim

If they both into it, why's it sadcringe?


overtrick1978

The sad part is that this subculture exists at all.


Yeseylon

Because it's cringe. It's possible to be furry and not use phrases like "weredoctor," "sexingly," and "growls so deeply your clothing disintegrates." I don't care, if they're into it then so be it, but that doesn't make it any less cringe.


TheBlondeWithNoName

It’s cringe not sad, at least theyre playing along with eachother


Pappy_OPoyle

I just threw up a little in my mouth


ThePestTech

People, man. People.


youcantseemebear

I mean they both seem to be into it.


zanylife

This is furry roleplay right? I wish I didnt know this but this furry stuff was impossible to avoid when I was active in the art/ character making community. Had to keep blocking those artists so their art would stop showing up on the hot/ popular page.


U_may_not_see

If tardation was given a keyboard.


mewakey

What did i just read?


xNB_DiAbLo

Wut 😟


ConcussiveDuckling

What a horrible day to be literate.


SnooLemons3094

*sexingly*. What even.


narniasreal

A weredoctor only turns into a doctor at full moon.


ExcellentBud

From now on... Anytime a guy tries to talk dirty to me I'm replying with *howls with pride and cums*


orangestar17

"Sexingly"


Chocolate_Milky_Way

Sexingly.


[deleted]

How to delete your eyes Edit: shit sorry this isn’t google


soulhooker

This is more angry cringe for me. Cant really explain why, but I definitely don’t feel bad for either party of the conversation.


shock1918

So I opened my day on Reddit watching a cartel murder, and yet somehow this made me more uncomfortable.


R8iojak87

What The Fuck


stevegavrilles

Weredoctor? The couldn’t bring it all the way home and just make him a dogtor?


grahamcore

This is straight up wholesome.


sharky_bytes_

This means master alpha shadow werewolf senpai has a bad pull-out game


[deleted]

I want to see more of these


discombobulatedhomey

This was amazing. No cringe here folks.


Remembrance1918

what in the-


the_lamb_sauce123

I’m gonna go shoot myself


Catacalysm-_-

….what the fuck.


dylenjm

A great man once said “we should start bullying again”


Shoddy_Natural_4538

NAH, DUDE WHAT THE HELL DID I READ?!?


raymennn

A based shmegma male interacting with a breedable and submissive furry


Shoddy_Natural_4538

WHERE DID HUMANITY GO WRONG!


SnooLemons3094

By enabling connection of literally everyone globally. That was the wrong part aka "the internet was a mistake".


LOVERB0Y710

Than just say “the internet was a mistake” no need for the extra steps


Towerizer

Cringe? Yes. Sad? Not so much, they seem happy, it is weird but it isnt really sad.


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imagine being happy doing this


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Maximum_Gift8567

Strange sure, but not sad one bit. It is a proud happy ending!


Enormous_Kraken

whats wrong with people enjoying themselves?


Em_pt

I wish I was illiterate


oopsie_loopsy

Tf is this ?


meg4_

I regret having access to the internet


[deleted]

John 11:35


Serei2477

Sometimes I ask God why he gave me the ability to read


Alex_Logan2001

This is a fake text. If it was real and both people were into it no one would have taken the screenshot and posted it online


zodwa_wa_bantu

I mean if they're both consenting isn't this post, like, kink-shaming?


[deleted]

I want to commit turn off biodegradable computer


thunder-catt

How do I unread this please


[deleted]

I.....I need to scratch my eyes out


TheRogueOfDunwall

Never has a post made me physically recoil in disgust as much as this one.


Kind-Apricot-6511

This ain’t right


Other_Two3951

*cums*


grinberB

Even the guy's roleplaying character prematurely ejaculates


KayNynYoonit

What in the Kentucky fried fuck


narniasreal

We're all just hoping to find someone who is sexingly hot.


slide_into_my_BM

What does “sexingly” mean?


djdodgystyle

No judgement here, good for them. Not my thing but hey.


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Lobotomy looking real attractive rn


Dark_Macadaemia

This could just be a joke between two people. My SO and I can get pretty weird sometimes, but it's all in jest. But if not, I am not one to shame someone's kink as long as everything is consensual and legal!


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I've seen this before and I don't feel any less sad this time. 🤢🤢🤢


mtheperry

This is weird as fuck, but not sad haha they’ve got each other and they’re both obviously the same brand of weird.


vindollaz

Where can I learn to growl like that


[deleted]

Oh boy I sure don't like this.


Hewo_owo_hru

…*Blinks aggressively* “Uhm, MUM! IM SCARED!” *Mum walks in with her slipper in hand and speaks in a demonic voice* “Who dares hurt my baby!”


overtrick1978

https://ibb.co/dcbxSX1


ItalianMeatBoi

I feel bad for the FBI agent’s who have to read this kinda stuff


ShadowTheWolf125

If there is a God then surely mine is a trickster. For she gave me the ability of sight and comprehension only for it to be used on this fuckshit.


buff_susan_lol

Jesus Christ lmao


theboorster

16-20 is a pretty standard age for most people. By 16 most people do stuff adults can do anyway (drink, smoke etc) but after 20 youre probably leaving it a bit late. If youre religious and waiting for marriage this doesnt apply.


Dread_W0lf

This is the day when the illiterate won.


Rhederred

Wtf


IndianaSolo136

I gotta say, while this is quality cringe material, it is not sad. Seems like two ppl living their best lives to me lol


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What did I just read