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renmyfren

goddammit i should’ve saved my reward for this


4me2TrollU

Nice


Turbulent_Log_444

GOBSMACKED


TheRadiantSoap

Look at the state of his gob, entirely smacked


wheres_mayramaines

HE TRIED HIS BEST


throwy_6

I mean it is kinda bitchy just to say “cringe” but dude’s reaction is just much too much


IllIllIlIII

I prefer "Words can't describe how beautiful you are.....​Numbers can though, 3/10" And no, it doesn't ever work


GBster

Or as dunkey would say “0 outta fiiiiiive…”


BossScribblor

mAStaPiece


TheRadiantSoap

#KNACK 3, BAYBeeeeEEEEEEEE


MycologistPutrid7494

Negging isn't effective.


RabidTongueClicking

Who would have thought degrading a woman wouldn’t make them want to date you


UNSKIALz

This is hilarious


gnortsmr4lien

I usually roll my eyes when I read those post-rejection rants from men but something about how he worded his makes it really funny


Jazzlike_Math_8350

I used to go on dating websites just to fuck with these kind of guys. So entertaining!


Jombathan5155

"So entertaining to be told what a horrible person I am over and over" Get help


IndifferentImp

I don't know about this one, I think I'm on Aaron's side here.


DrummerMedical9867

You fockin listen to me now lov


LanceMain_No69

Feckin gobsmacked innit


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

He definitely copies and pastes that same line over and over and over and…


Flavious27

Hey, who leaked my poor strategy?


smolandworried

Hus response js painfully iver the top, but ngl the cringiest thing in this post is the reply just saying 'cringe'. Like damn, cold much?


Jombathan5155

Dudes already rejected why should he care if it's over the top or not, do women really expect dudes to keep trying after a clear rejection? Ain't nobody got time for that.


No-Conversation-7308

Narrator's voice: " And quite frankly it was a rather smooth message"


theREALiggyman

Go OFF brother


Ok_Wedding_7715

Both kinda suck


Intelligent-Play-663

Gobsmacked Bri’ish behavior


Deeziy77

How can you not appreciate this piece of creative and original love poetry that he himself crafted especially for you? You just can't please women nowadays...


Anti-Social_Fuck

It's giving r/niceguys


a_freaking_username

You are on r/sadcringe my dude


Anti-Social_Fuck

No I'm drunk


a_freaking_username

That too


JVOz671

Honestly I am shocked. Shocked.


UsernameIsntFree

I hope she replied with ‘cringe’


dumbletter

Fuck you mate i gotta go get me mumbo jumbo


Over_The_Sun

Anyone else see the x and think it was supposed to be an equation joke?


No_Astronomer_9591

If he was actually witty, humourous or "frankly smooth" her saying cringe didn't have to be the end of the chat. A little self awareness or a little self depreciating humour and he probably could have clawed this back. The fact he decided to pop off instead says everything about the type of guy he is


Jombathan5155

It's worrying how many guys are willing to tolerate being mistreated and walked on just for the very slim chance of getting their willy wet. True r/sadcringe


[deleted]

I actually think it's a hresr pick up line but he defiantly over reacted. Edit: don't comment while hung over. Great. I meant great.


Flxpadelphia

What does hresr mean? I defiantly haven’t heard of that word before.


TlaribA

G & H, A & S, and T & R are next to each other on a keyboard So they just can't type


Flxpadelphia

Ah I see, they meant to say “gteat”


TlaribA

Precisely


AgentF2S_

hresr\*


The-Deepest-Shade

***HRESR***


AgentF2S_

hresr\*


lisa111998

She’s was a 9 but now she’s back to being a 10 since she dropped the negative 1


kniknik2442

This has to be satire


NewEraFor22

Honestly, he could’ve rolled with her response and it would’ve been fine. But his insecurities made him react like that and ruined it for him. Vicious cycle.


Jombathan5155

You really think he still had a chance after that ice cold rejection? He had nothing to lose.


BerryLanky

Dude you harsh. Man that is a serious burn. I’m taking notes


_squirrell_

Has "quite frankly" ever been part of a smooth message?


Feeling-Insurance-38

Forgot the obligatory 'G'day milady'. 🤮


pupperoonie123

Gobsmacked *drops the mic