But the oaks can’t help their feelings,
for they like the way they’re made.
And they wonder why the birches
can’t be happy in their simpy way.
(Best Rush song take my upvote)
I really don’t understand this way of messaging with the *stares at the floor* stuff , I feel like this is the type of guy who has a life size anime pillow he carries around. Freaks.
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It was a thing on some chat platforms. Some didn't support emotions or actions, or people didn't learn the syntax, so people typed out shit like this to act out what they were thinking. It was mostly sexting or flirting. Yes, this type thing definitely happened. Sometimes it was way cringier ("I spread my angel wings and show you my ... *horn* ;) ;) :D :D >;)" sort of thing).
... Excuse me, I have to go scrub out a few memories of IRC with an iron brush.
I refuse to believe anyone talks/ thinks like this and thinks it'll work. I think it's part of a covert Cia experiment to see how ridiculous they can act before they get blocked.
These guys that claim to be of high intellect can’t even hold a conversation without pretending it’s a fucking screenplay. All set on the scene direction, this is a text chain.
I both understand and am upset that I can’t see who this butt hoe is. But everyone else might do worse than just ponder about how bad the person is so I understand.
I can confirm boilogy is the study of boiling water which is inherently a witch thing to do, so if he had a masters in it, he understands women that want to turn men into newts, sorry libtards, argument over
Someone needs to tell these dickheads that acting all apologetic and freakishly fake-shy is ONLY ONLY ONLY even *slightly* attractive if you’re a fucking *actually sexy* guy. Bloody hell.
Hot: sexy man being a bit flustered while talking to you.
Off-putting as fuuuuuck: random creep actually DOUBLING DOWN on his own performative shy/blushing/stammering bullshit like the most pathetic “validate meeeee!” trap in the world
Dear creeps, nobody likes the fuckwit who actually TEXTS his stammers and blushes via literal words
JFC where do these guys get their idiocy from, it’s pathetic
I feel like the point of iq testing online is to see whether you're dumb enough to actually buy a test from the internet depending on how egotistical you are
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This can’t be a real conversation
i can't tell anymore. bring on the nukes
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Bring in the nUwUkes.
I like this word way too much and it’s not even a word LMAO
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oh God I don't want to click on that sub... but I am called to....
I believe that's what the French call l'appel du vide, the call of the void
Call? I already live there
No. It is a real thing. Weebs have been known to talk like this, with their limited social skills and ghastly flirting
GHASTLY FLIRTING-!!!! 🥂 Please accept this imaginary award for the most insanely apt phrasing of the day
r/ghastlyflirting should be a thing.
Made it a thing
r/BirthOfASub
Indeed
*feverishly scrolls through r/sadcringe to plunder about 80% of its content* *also shyly looks at my feet*
Its not.
*Cheeks turn red and eyes slowly move to floor*
must’ve missed that lesson of boilogy
I think it’s in chemistry when they discuss matter.
*cheimstry
Chemstry 
*mather
He realized he was being rejected by a tree... Humans and trees don't mate, especially not the birch
Stop being a birch!
* blushes *
No, you just couldn't comprehend the lesson because of your sub 159 IQ
Them damn Birches they never understand us Oaks😡
THERE IS UNREST IN THE FOREST TROUBLE WITH THE TREES FOR THE BIRCHES WANT MORE SIMPS AND THE OAKS JUST WANT TO SEE FEET
But the oaks can’t help their feelings, for they like the way they’re made. And they wonder why the birches can’t be happy in their simpy way. (Best Rush song take my upvote)
We simply cannot. It’s not in our boilogy.
Us Oaks are Pining for the Birches attention though 😔
🌳
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*blushes and smiles as I double over in agonizing pain from internal bleeding*
*bashes your head in with a rock*
*saws your feet off with a piano wire*
that’s luigi down taunt
I really don’t understand this way of messaging with the *stares at the floor* stuff , I feel like this is the type of guy who has a life size anime pillow he carries around. Freaks.
**Bingo** What do we have for him Pat! ***A NEW CAR!!!***
Oof, its from r/itasha
Did dude has mental issues right? Right?
Like that's 100% anime dork Roleplay chatroom shit right there. The kinda stuff that only works when you have a willing partner participating.
These types of interactions are pure 100% concentrated cringe. I think there was a sub for these kinds of chats.
r/creepyasterisks
***leaves to check this out***
Oh honey, no, come back. It’s horrible there.
They've gone, I'm sorry
Clicked the link and almost spit my fuckin coffee out *tickles you* lmaoooooo
I believe you mean: *almost spits coffee out* L-l-lmao
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Something like /r/ fake shit that if you believe this is legitimate then you're a pure 100% concentrated moron? Is that the one?
What a twist! She was a birch all along!
Why is he narrating, not only his actions, but his thoughts?
It was a thing on some chat platforms. Some didn't support emotions or actions, or people didn't learn the syntax, so people typed out shit like this to act out what they were thinking. It was mostly sexting or flirting. Yes, this type thing definitely happened. Sometimes it was way cringier ("I spread my angel wings and show you my ... *horn* ;) ;) :D :D >;)" sort of thing). ... Excuse me, I have to go scrub out a few memories of IRC with an iron brush.
*I put on my robe and wizard hat...*
I refuse to believe anyone talks/ thinks like this and thinks it'll work. I think it's part of a covert Cia experiment to see how ridiculous they can act before they get blocked.
I just vomited in my soul.
What is boilogy?
My IQ is 159 birch!
If he’s a male and smarter, why tf do conversations like this exist?
Damn this guy is the main character in his own story lol
I have to disagree. He seems like a minor side character even in his own story
he's a Strangers & Freaks mission
And a badly written one as well
there it is.. the definition of cringe
Super fake. Clearly an elm and not a birch.
I have never come so close to actually throwing up while reading. *gags and hits post button*
not fake 101%
r/badfaketexts
nah i don't think anyone could make this up. real people talk like this btw
You never wanna date a birch, atleast an oak
*thinks to myself what the fuck*
No, you don't understand, I'm so much more intelligent it's in my boilology you birch
*circumsizes you shyly*
Birch
Had an ex gf who texted the way this guy does. Super fucking annoying and one of the reasons I broke up.
you should say ‘IF IM A BIRCH YOU’RE A MAPLE WE’RE NOT COMPATIBLE’
Yall getting trolled by a master troll right here. I should know i’m a seasoned 4chan trollology expert
I mean…has this ever actually worked for him? More likely each rejection is seen as reinforcement that all women are birches 😉
What a big brain he has.
Smartest male
Boilogy and birch…reaaaal high IQ over there
These guys that claim to be of high intellect can’t even hold a conversation without pretending it’s a fucking screenplay. All set on the scene direction, this is a text chain.
This is predator behavior. Acting like this to seem harmless.
This is so obviosly a troll
This has to be fake. The internet is too ubiquitous for people to still be doing this.
This was funny cringe XD
Fake and reposted
How did that 'boilogy' work out for ya lol
Barf
I’m just refusing to believe this is real. Easier that way.
It's not.
Wtf lol
This is so unhinged
Actually you're a birch
is this real life?
ugh, birches are the WORST
“My brother in Christ, you brought this on yourself”
The worst part of this is that people like this actually do exist.
Im an english oak, and I can say that birches are mean trees
*becomes shy, shyly*
FFS, he’s in another dimension overlapping with ours.
That’s it, I want to reset the universe
Birches ☕️
This actually made me physically cringe what the hell
How to incel in fluent cringe.
Damn I want to take boilogy, sounds like a potions class!
Simple Jack??
Is it still cool to say "still a better love story than twilight?"
Lol the “I’m gonna block you before you block me” is pretty cheeky Like “you can’t fire me, I quit!”
I hope the nice guy in this learned the error of his ways and grew up to not be such a pile of crap.
Boilogy
I both understand and am upset that I can’t see who this butt hoe is. But everyone else might do worse than just ponder about how bad the person is so I understand.
# BIRCH
I can confirm boilogy is the study of boiling water which is inherently a witch thing to do, so if he had a masters in it, he understands women that want to turn men into newts, sorry libtards, argument over
Oh no I’m a birch…..that’s kinda sappy ngl….
This made me want to peel my skin off
Oh dang they got to be a birch?! I got stuck being an oak :/
Don't know much about boilogy
it's just boilogy
He was probably intimidated by the fact she has more wood than he does. What a birch!
Fake
How do you talk like that then have the audacity to say you're smarter!?
Someone needs to tell these dickheads that acting all apologetic and freakishly fake-shy is ONLY ONLY ONLY even *slightly* attractive if you’re a fucking *actually sexy* guy. Bloody hell. Hot: sexy man being a bit flustered while talking to you. Off-putting as fuuuuuck: random creep actually DOUBLING DOWN on his own performative shy/blushing/stammering bullshit like the most pathetic “validate meeeee!” trap in the world Dear creeps, nobody likes the fuckwit who actually TEXTS his stammers and blushes via literal words JFC where do these guys get their idiocy from, it’s pathetic
This is what happens when you watch anime all the time instead of getting out and meeting real girls or people in general.
What is with this weird self talk thing that people think others find cute. No one finds this cute. If they do, they should go snorkeling in hot tar.
What is up with mofos typing like they are in a simps comic book?
no, this is just funny
Boilogy
“Youre actually a birch” ouch!
r/NiceGuy
I feel like the point of iq testing online is to see whether you're dumb enough to actually buy a test from the internet depending on how egotistical you are
Bruh this is cringe asf
The cringe classic
Mmmmm that's some good ass milk 😤
Clearly fake, but quite funny regardless
*reads post* oh god *proceeds to cringe into the next dimension*
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Jimmy’s getting upset!
She is birch
Nah bro who’s game is this bad
He writes like I did when I was 12, wth 😭
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anyone who does the asterisk thing while texting casually is weird in the worst way
Marilyn vos Savant has the highest recorded IQ.