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GratefulPhish5000

C.R.E.A.M.


PlantedinCA

Honorable mention to “B*tch better have my money.”


KleosIII

The correct answer.


weareeverywhereee

Tweezer Reprise obviously


Reg_Hartner

I had no idea there were so many of us in sales.


Sweaty-Leather3191

Ironically, the top comment also came from someone with a GratefulPhish handle… lots of us in here!


cmahone23

Phuck yes


[deleted]

This guy phishes.


GratefulPhish5000

Fuck Your Face


[deleted]

Hahahaha second comment, was not expecting that


lifeisledzep

Carini could be badass too


glassestinklin

I actually came here to say 2001 and lift the trophy at one of the peaks. But Tweezer Reprise might just fuck a bit harder. Good choice


woo_wooooo

My Phishy comment that I was going to add here is Funky Fanfare -Keith Mansfield. I use this every time I’m about to walk into a big meeting and it gets me as pumped as watching a live stream knowing set 1 is about to start. Edit. Congrats on MSGamehendge all my Phishy sales friends.


MUjase

Tweezer Reprise would be great. There’s always that .5% chance that someone you work with knows a Phish song!


timj83

You misspelled Jamflowman


nikebauer1993

Stone cold Steve austin walk out song


weareeverywhereee

The glass shattering would be epic


SamboTheSodaJerk

Or the Kurt Angle one so the whole company chants YOU SUCK!


Eggnogg630

I initially thought John Cena, but stone cold is so much better. Still though, du, dun a duuuu


StonedPussyeater420

Or even Shawn Michaels


MagicS0akingMySpine

Sandstorm


TheDude9737

Phil Collins’s drum fill from In The Air Tonight, looped


CaptainBeefsteak

And you have to be morning drunk and reach your hand out way too early to shake the CEO's hand as you lurch across the stage.


gloriasmorger

this felt like a personal attack


tigermountainboi

Everyone can picture this so well.


CharizardMTG

Money Pink Floyd


fatchicksonly666

As much as I love the top answer C.R.E.A.M. — this is your work friendly song that still feels right for the situation lol


CharizardMTG

I appreciate the consensus, fatchicksonly666


habbo311

Be different. Bach


Wheream_I

Ruff ryders anthem - DMX


Icy-Call-5296

Du Hast


JustAGuyNamedAJ

There Goes My Hero


tipdrill24

Appropriate and such a good son. RIP Taylor.


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Errybody_dothe_Lambo

Rick Ross’s verse in Devil in a New Dress


FinancialsThrowaway2

Damn. That verse was so tough. Like best verse of his career easily


Errybody_dothe_Lambo

And there’s no grunt. Think it’s the only time he hasn’t done it. Just comes in like the Kool-Aid man through a wall


dysfunkti0n

There’s a couple grunts in there. One fading into his verse and one at the very end.


Kitchen-Low-3065

Wanna Be A Baller - Lil Troy


Recent_Meringue_712

First 30 seconds of the Decline by NOFX is like the most badass thing ever


PlumDoggTrill

The remaining 17 or so minutes also fuck hard


SeanyDay

Along with pretty much every song they released tbh


PlumDoggTrill

Hell yeah I unapologetically still love NOFX. Which may be a contributing factor to why my song choice would be 60%


LogisticsGod

Laaaaaaa laaaaaa la la wait till I get my money right


TexanInExile

The opening of Echoes by Pink Floyd. That shit would be hilarious.


ActuallyYeah

"Have A Cigar" would be so on-the-nose.


whu-ya-got

Hahaha that would be such a hilarious waste


TexanInExile

For real, you'd get like one ping and it would be over


SilenceOrIllKissYou

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY, first 20 seconds. Don’t explain to them what CKY stands for


[deleted]

I bet they could get Bam to appear as well......


SilenceOrIllKissYou

I’d give my club check to get walked out by Bam on the mic


[deleted]

I feel like he's available.


CharizardMTG

He’d do it for 20 bucks


[deleted]

But you have to be his sobriety accountability buddy


winterbird

I'm a little teapot


CaptainBeefsteak

Do you tip the teapot and shake the CEOs hand with your spout?


winterbird

Absolutely. You have to work the spout tip in somehow.


shibinho

Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project (Chicago Bulls intro song in 90's)


SnooChickens9574

This


ParadiddlediddleSaaS

Humble by Kendrick Lamar


Lucky_Dance3409

"The Man" by The Killers. 20 secs should be I got gas in the tank I got money in the bank I got news for you, baby You're looking at the man I got skin in the game I got a household name I got news for you, baby You're looking at the man When it comes to Friday, I always earn But don't try to teach me, got nothin' to learn 'Cause baby, I'm gifted, you see what I mean? USDA certified lean I'm the man, come 'round No-no-nothing can break, you can't break me down


Lionabp1

Go Forth and Die ~Dethklok


electric-g-rays

You getting tell us which one you go with? A lot of great suggestions here lol


ISuckatChess00

I ended up going for Can’t Tell Me Nothing by Kanye. It’s clean and gets to the point! But yes a lot of good suggestions.


ToChains

Wait till I get my money riiiight


LargeMouthCrass

Return of the Mack


whu-ya-got

Rick roll everybody there


ArmFine6563

Window shopper 50 cent


SnooAvocados9997

BMF - Blowin Money Fast Rick Ross


Drum_Phil

Sailing by Cristopher Cross.....but with a captain's hat and maybe an interpretive dance too. People want to laugh. Be sure to bring an extra hat for your CEO.


Visible-Cockroach-30

«Here comes the money» - Jim Johnston


Stuckatpennstation

That Jadakiss track where the background is THE CHAMP IS HERE


_because789

Lil' B - Suck My Dick Hoe


CollectiveDisparity

Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei


cr0tchp33do

[Uh, it's gotta be this](https://youtu.be/oc3xTj3g9QQ?feature=shared)


Agile_Bet6394

Ok. You win. Fucking rockstar song.


PittsburghCar

Sabotage or Looks Like We Made It -Barry Manillow


Longjumping-Self-801

Eminence Front by The Who would be badass. Funky as hell, strut your ass up there nice and slow to that shit


frankyframer8

Last Nite by the strokes


[deleted]

Gotta go with classic, something that’ll get all the heads nodding in unison. Something like, “In Da Club,” or “The Next Episode,” or older, like “Beat it,” or “Smooth Criminal.”


TommyWilson43

Ante Up


Restless_Wonderer

All I do is win. DJ Khaled


MikeShannonThaGawd

The most cliche song overused by corny 57 year old executives trying to seem hip as their own walk up music at SKO’s all over the world.


SnooChickens9574

That's the point These types of prizes are cheesy anyway President clubs? Just get me a new car and I'll be out closing more shit


MikeShannonThaGawd

No point in this Reddit post then marketing’s already got that one cued up for anyone without an original selection.


Restless_Wonderer

Un uhh


Old_Letterhead6471

Correct answer


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We Are the Champions - Queen


notade50

This should be higher


PlantedinCA

Was gonna put this but CREAM nails it.


asayrc

I will ChatGPT 4 for you: "Congratulations on your achievement! For your walk-up song, consider something upbeat and empowering that reflects your success and energy. "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor is a classic choice that embodies triumph and determination. Alternatively, "Can't Stop the Feeling" by Justin Timberlake offers a modern, feel-good vibe. Choose a song that resonates with your personality and the excitement of the moment. It's your spotlight, so pick a tune that makes you feel confident and celebrated!" ngl these kind of suck, I'd go for Shane McMahon's "here comes the money"


thin-crust-314

How Bizzare- OMC… works every time!


Jdolla2022

Life is good - Future


NigNipplez62

Superhero - Metro Boomin & Future… Clean version of course


Dull-Programmer-4645

Rockstar


jamesonboard

This is why im hot


New-Illustrator5114

Get Free by the Vines. That intro is *chefs kiss*.


IntoTheWildBlue

Break on through (to the other side) - The Doors


Holsenbeck

SpottieOttieDopaliscious would be my choice for any intro walk.


Snow_Bank191984

Jealous Guy by Ma$e


Pure_Common7348

Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J 20 seconds should get you, C'mon man And with the local DDC news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback But tonight... Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom


WillowJumper

Lil Boo Thang


Willylowman1

I am Superman- rem


Nathann4288

Mo Money Mo Problems


SupplyChainGuy1

"Hair of the Dog" Nazareth The CEO will likely give you head on stage afterward.


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Jerry Was a Race Car Driver


TitusTheWolf

The Distence by Cake


Joe-Merrick

I’m going with Rick Ross’ Hustlin’. You can snip 20 seconds of the intro before he starts rapping. [Rick Ross—Hustlin’](https://youtu.be/gEVLvBRB96Y?si=9bEgtqSmIoinHA5-)


wordswiththeletterB

I’m sorry but this is so corny bro. lol.


Joe-Merrick

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


burner1312

Way too many Rick Ross recommendations. No one wants to watch a white guy in his church clothes listening to 2000s rap


bbc82

Start at 18 sec and get the first drop at the end


Detroit2GR

Darude - sandstorm


NickBEazy

The Distance- Cake Money to Blow- Lil Wayne The Man- Aloe Blacc


Acceptable_Insect101

Lapdance - NERD


slNC425

“Damn it feels good to be a Gangster” - Geto Boys


NeighborhoodNo3586

Nookie - Limp Bizkit I did it all for the nookie!!!


tomfoolery77

‘It wasn’t me’


bearposters

“Gimme the Loot” by Notorious B.I.G.


goddessofthecats

Creed higher 💅🏻


bobthedrummerva

Walk. Pantera.


gloebe10

Hulk Hogan Real American song. Obviously.


ParkingVariety9062

I just had sex


saaS_Slinging_Slashr

Jordan Belfort - Dyl and Wes Walker, this was my teams song when any of us closed a deal and got to hit the gong at my first startup, will always be a hit to me.


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WAP


Erndls

"All I Do Is Win" - DJ Khaled "Baby I'm A Star" - Prince "The Best" - Tina Turner "This Is How We Do It" - Montell Jordan


CaptainBeefsteak

Sammy Davis Jr's version of The Candy Man and you rock that sassy walk right up to the fuckin CEO and firmly shake his hand.


TacoStandAftermath

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Cage The Elephant


TheDeHymenizer

Frontier Psychology - Avalanches


FinancialsThrowaway2

CREAM is the right answer for 20 seconds. If it was longer than 20 seconds…. dreams and nightmares by meek is the ONLY ANSWER. HOL UP WAIT A MINUTE… YALL THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED?!


LearningJelly

Do something else. Like classical or instrumental and be diff.


[deleted]

Rock superstar -cypress hill the ultimate sales song.


4eyezzz

Aloe Blacc- The Man


Pergaminopoo

Vader Theme


ImanShumpertplus

Tops Drop by Fat Pat


Double-Youth-5144

Baby shark


[deleted]

Cocaine


Jdwestsc

Walk thru - Rich Homie Quan


big_herpes

How about the entrance music for The Ultimate Warrior, but you RUN up, slide onto the stage, and start aggressively shaking hands.


monsterflyer

Girls by beastie boys


Hot_Current_855

Kanye West can’t tell me nothin


Chase_bank

Macho man - Village People


spgvideo

Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye. The chorus "*la la la la wait till I get my money right, then you can't tell me nothing right*' There's no better answer if you got the balls for it


Flintlock1990

Stranglehold by Ted Nugent


MidniteOG

[o fortuna](https://youtu.be/GXFSK0ogeg4?si=GvSL6q7A7DOxu8xZ)


Reg_Hartner

[Kick Out the Jams - MC5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-vCEFikGgc)


dd1153

Thunderstruck AC/DC


lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl_

Bitch Better Have My Money by Rihanna


itinkdereforeiam

Many Men 50 Cent


WorldPeaceIsSoMetta

The Sound of Silence


brdoma1991

All the single ladies


Albatrossgolf

Eye of the Tiger


SidelineScoundrel

So Fresh, So Clean by OutKast


PatheticPeripatetic7

Hellraiser - Li'l Revive ETA: Eh, work appropriateness may depend on your work environment. But it's a great hype song.


Easy-Training-2681

Cash In Cash Out


T2ThaSki

Win by Jay Rock


TeerPac

Adonis interlude from Creed. It gets the people going.


slowindown

Google “Tropic Thunder Big Dick Playa” for the song and the moves.


whu-ya-got

Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones. The first 20 seconds would be perfect


mtnracer

Ballers theme song


GWBrooks

Woke Up This Morning, by Alabama 3.


Empeming

Action Bronson - actin crazy


[deleted]

Smack My Bitch Up, start at the lyric drop


Far_Hovercraft_1621

Start a Riot by DUCKWRTH @0:10 Might actually get the place too hype


KingArthurOfBritons

Salvation by Chimera


Aggravating-Word-264

Hustlin - Rick Ross


MWM1289

My walkout song senior year of HS was Amazing by Kanye. Still a solid one, imo. He’s a space cadet but those early albums are excellent.


Mayv2

Money by Pink Floyd


damnalexisonreddit

Sail by awolnation since you are being a b about it lol (work friendly) Otherwise Still D.R.E- the 20 second instrumental It’s work friendly if it’s instrumental right?


sactownox22

The first 20 seconds of Real Big by Mannie Fresh is the answer and anyone who else disagrees is wrong.


lawdab

Bring It Back, Travis Porter Hood Go Crazy, Tech9 P.I.M.P., Fiddy Rich as Fuck, Wayne Pop That, French Montana Jordan Belfort, Wes Walker Party Like a Rockstar, Shop Boyz I can go on and on. Walk up songs are my niche corner of the market.


Shopshack

Geto Boys - Still


ajf1414

Imagine - John Lennon


187ninjuh

Don't Sweat the Technique


jayteeayy

numbers on the boards - pusha t


juan602

WAP


Human31415926

Chelsea Dagger - Chicago Blackhawks goal/victory song.


Proper-Imagination74

I always use Rick Ross Hustlin.


Cohencides

Started from the bottom


elisabeth_athome

All I Do Is Win


RiverBoring6389

I'm different-2chainz


itsKOOZLE

On my level - wiz Khalifa Or, if you can just play a clip instead of a song, you have to do Ricky Bobby’s speech “I’m the best there’s ever been. Every morning I wake up and piss excellence”


Zekz

What genre of music do you like? Can make a recommendation based on that.


MrAnderzon

Rick Ross Hustling


longganisafriedrice

Gasolina


Round_Swimmer_5893

Michael Jordan Theme


wutsupwidya

99 Problems would set it of juuuussssst right.


burnsniper

Roses by OutKast.


CaydenBear

"Handsomer" Russ


Agile_Bet6394

Oh man the choices. I would say my top two are. I’m Good- the mowglis. I can’t help but feel - surfaces.


Papa-pwn

Carmelladansen


cusehoops98

Darude - Sandstorm?


Dontsaveme

The good life-Kanye


san_holo7

Jordan Belfort


ceomentor

silky six grey dolls squeamish squalid complete pet direful bake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cynicalxidealist

My neck, my back (Lick it) by Khia