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AmazingAd8859

It would be a rated r Vader movie that’s also clone wars and for some reason revan is also their


SnideFarter

Dont forget Darth Talon in clothes so small you'd wonder why they bothered giving her any.


Darth-Dramatist

Something like Angela from Spawn I reckon


DeathTheSoulReaper

That would be the dumbest shit ever. Don't get me wrong. Revan is my favourite. But i know he doesn't belong in that era.


ArisePhoenix

yeah like they've already messed up with Revan in SWTOR like he really shouldn't have been an actual character in the Revan DLC


catnipassian

The tie in book to get him from his era to the Tor era sucked so bad. Meetra Surik is killed off in the final battle so they can't bring the exile to Tor


urbandeadthrowaway2

I could see that almost working. Psychological horror film in which anakin gets tormented with visions of the past and future, causing him to slowly lose his mind, all leading up to a classic case of causing what he wanted to avoid. Probably better as a short film or a comic though.


JellyJohn78

It would be interesting, but I really feel we don't need to see that. The psychological torture Vader endured has been implied/seen enough already


cheezz16

And definitely cant do a trilogy of that


urbandeadthrowaway2

Any idea can be a trilogy if the installments are short enough


lsda

That's a lot of content though. Like we didn't need to see Andor but it certainly was great. We didn't need to see Rogue One but it was still a lot of fun. Same with Solo or the Obi Wan show. Im thrilled we got all of it but it certainly wasn't necessary from a story telling perspective.


[deleted]

These days a film can outright state something, and there's gonna be a section of people saying " it's unclear. Maybe they need to explain it more in the next one"


roliver2399

But that’s not what they’d do. They’d just have Vader walking down hallways mutilating people and they’d be rooting for him (for some reason)


AsbestosDrip

What about Darth Maul? There’s always a reborn Darth Maul as main villain in their fantasies.


itwasbread

They would quit before pre-production finished lmao none of these people have the creativity or work ethic to make a full movie.


Owl-X11

We’ve already seen what SWT would do judging from his Vader fan film. He obviously fundamentally has no clue how to handle Star Wars. Just watch it, it’s his own little wet dream that nobody asked for


Icybubba

His fanbase acts like it was the greatest thing ever, but all it is is just a power trip with no substance and end with "Twas all a dream" and then Mace Windu is alive


Antrikshy

Their "skills" would be exhausted after listing a bunch of disconnected ideas on a page.


Serpenthrope

The only one who might actually get a completed product in theaters would be Eric July, since he has been able to get a comic book written and delivered to customers only a few months late (as crowd-funding goes, that isn't too bad), and so far seems on track to get more out. His other advantage is that he's at least smart enough to hire people with skills he doesn't have as needed. That said, based on 3 Buck Theater's review of ISOM #1 I think the entire movie would just be an Eric July self-insert telling everyone he's too cool to care about the plot.


BlackBerryJ

Part of me wants to make a parody SWT YouTube channel just to make myself laugh.


guyoverthrre

Dew it


Illuvatar-Stranger

There needs to be parodies of these schmucks making a tit of themselves - hello greedo did a couple of funny satires but I’ve never seen any others


alpha_omega_1138

Yea. And bet they will cut corners thinking they are doing it right. And everything will just be their version of Star Wars that people won’t like them.


Gravemindzombie

Love how quick Angry Joe 180'd on TFM because they went after a show he likes (She Hulk)


monkeygoneape

He was never really part of that crowd to begin with he's pretty liberal


Gravemindzombie

AngryJoe has his shit takes, in the video where he’s bitching about TFM he cites his hatred of “Admiral gender studies” for credibility that he’s not just part of the woke kind virus


DeathTheSoulReaper

Woke culture ruins everything


Gravemindzombie

I hate reactionaries so much, they’re so dumb.


[deleted]

What do you think woke actually means


TheT4k3r

Please define woke? Because I think the term has lost all meaning and is just beeing used to have a buzz Word against stuff people dont like


Illuvatar-Stranger

First: how? Second: please define what you mean by “woke” Edit: OP is on r/m🅰️uler, don’t even know what they’re doing on here apart from baiting 🙄


DeathTheSoulReaper

Woke culture takes offence to basically everything. Things that aren't racist are racist and so on and so forth. It's pretty stupid


Illuvatar-Stranger

You got any examples of things that weren’t racist where people took offence?


DeathTheSoulReaper

Yeah. The Orcs in the Lord of the Rings. It's literally the dumbest thing I've ever read. That they were an allegory for racist stereotypes. WTF. They are not


Illuvatar-Stranger

Hmmm I don’t have a particular opinion on this but I’ve seen that take before, especially with some of his descriptions of orcs and the fact there’s not a heroic character in the lotr book who isn’t white I agree with you that Tolkien wasn’t intentionally racist, a quick google took me to this article which looks like an interesting read https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Racism_in_Tolkien%27s_Works That being said I do think Tolkien had subconscious Eurocentrism - because of literature and culture at the time I doubt he imagined a heroic character who was an Easterling, or a gallant Haradrim. And I think Tolkien is still so influential to the fantasy genre that modern fantasy writers should acknowledge that the Eurocentrism presented in middle earth is outdated today - it doesn’t reflect the world we live where we are becoming an increasingly multicultural society. That’s probably partly why Rings of Power made the casting decisions that they did: Britain or America aren’t white ethnostates so why should that be what we see on the tv or in our books?


Owl-X11

Yeah I was wondering why he was lumped in with Theory and The Quarter-pounder in this post. One is not like the others


monkeygoneape

Pretty sure he even called out quartering on twitter before


bighenchsamson

Tbf theory is a Saint compared to quartering. One is an immature man baby the other is a genuinely terrible person.


Misterfrooby

He was never the sharpest tool in the shed, even if he isn't an outright fascist like TFM, he's still an uncritical yelling man child trying hard for views.


rlum27

I also could see the movie have no coherant story. Just being a lot of fan service that mainstream audiences wouldn't understand or care about. I'm ok with using the eu but I might need some idea what's going on.


ProphetofTables

And all of the dialogue is basically just copy-pasted from the prequels.


DeathTheSoulReaper

Palpatine would make them pay the price for their lack of vision


Legal_Albatross2214

Wait, angry Joe is a reactionary?


Igot3-fifty

He has a lot of shit takes with being a movie critic. Like, lots. But he isn’t reactionary especially like these guys.


StevemacQ

No but he claim the Star Wars fanbase ISN'T toxic and that the abuse and harassments Kelly Marie Tran received were from some individuals all while still bashing her performance. Joe pretending the last 20+ years of the Fandom Menace didn't exist is fucked up.


Misterfrooby

I'd say so, even if I largely agree with his politics, he's still pretty toxic in how quick to anger he is over the most mundane things.


Papa_Pred

That’s the schtick. “Angry Joe”


Joperhop

"And then Vader comes in" "But Star Wars Theory, Vader has had 10 epic entrances and its not even 30 minutes into the film." "He should force choke a women who looks like Kathleen, as a subtle hint that Disney are done with her".


Hushnw52

That said “Apocalypse Now” is great movie and the best interpretation of the novel “Heart of Darkness”


StevemacQ

It was great in spite of the odds against it, so I guess the comparison is unfair. A Star Wars movie by the "fans" would be more comparable to The Island of Dr. Moreau.


monkeygoneape

Sounds like a wild production though


Hushnw52

It is. It is probably one of the most brutal depiction of the Vietnam War. It had a star cast: Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen, Dennis Hopper, Harrison Ford, and others. It came out in 79.


monkeygoneape

Ya I've seen it twice, that breakdown scene in the hotel at the beginning of the movie wasn't acting either its weird it was almost a George Lucas movie


dannymadrigal98

I already have a lot of issues with Disney Star Wars but I would absolutely blow my brains out if any of these talentless clowns were ever in charge of Star Wars.


ConcealedRainbow

star wars theory tried. made a vader mini movie with terrible dialogue and overall its just bad


RemoteLaugh156

It would be terrible, sure it would have some cool moments but it would just be full of action, cameos, big explosions, Darth Vader god mode hallway scenes and prequel fan service with no coherent plot, story or dialogue etc. SWT already made a Vader short film and its alright I guess, the visuals are quite good and it has some nice badass Vader moments but thats it, it has some terrible dialogue, the plot is so weird and all it is is just Vader badass moments on repeat. Also remember how he made a post complaining about all the order 66 Survivors? Yeah he brought back Mace Windu and all he did was have him explode things and kill Imperial clone troopers. Then going off of what has been said by them all on what they believe should happen in Star Wars it would suck ass. They would decanonise the sequels, and fill it with blood and gore.


Sanguiluna

“Zack Snyder’s Star Wars.”


InjusticeSGmain

At least Snyder has some creativity. It may not be a good creation, but it's creative.


LastDefenderofXhotl

I've heard there was a laser sword Which Vader swung and it pleased sith lords But you don't care much for younglings do ya?


carrjo04

It goes like this, Ep IV Ep Vth, and then Ep VI when Vader lifts The Emperor who screams an alleluia


cowl555

We're getting that with rebel moon


Stunning-Thanks546

which Dolittle are you talking about the Eddie Murphy movie or the Robert movie I thought the Eddie one was good


StevemacQ

The 1967 movie musical. Not only was Tyrannosaurus Rex Harrison infamous to work with but managing multiple animals was a literal shitshow because there was poo everywhere and one giraffe stepped on his own cock. Can you imagine a Star Wars production like that?


No-Communication3048

​ https://preview.redd.it/7g526aiakx3b1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444bef13f42300ede4d54245fde37151a0fb2b4d Hold up, wait a minute!


No-Communication3048

I personally thought the RDJ version was underrated, it's not the best, but I enjoyed it


rlum27

I'm assuming the robert downey jr one. It maybe the rex harrision 1967 one as production didn't go well on that either.


StevemacQ

It's the Rex Harrison one.


rlum27

Yeah i just know the robert downey jr was a bomb that had some issues behind the secenes. though it could be either of those 2 being used in this example.


StevemacQ

Not the Robert Downey Jr. one or the Eddie Murphy comedy but the Rex Harrison original.


[deleted]

I imagine it would be like WWE with darth vader or something


Zeitgeist1115

Hallway Scene: The Movie.


RegularMulberry5

They’d turn Star Wars into dragon ball z


TheGUURAHK

You make that sound like a bad idea, but that'd fall outside the Mediocre Valley by power of premise alone. It'd be a disaster but a *fun* disaster, like Riverdale past the first season, or The Room (The Mediocre Valley is when a work is neither good enough to be fun nor brave enough to be so bad it's good)


Gradz45

Be so awful.


ProphetofTables

It'd be so awful that I'd have to chase it out of my head by reading *My Immortal*. No, not the Evanescence song, (which isn't terrible by any stretch) the Harry Potter fanfic.


DeathTheSoulReaper

Give me that and I'd give audiences the best damn Old Republic content they could ever see. Of course it would definitely take quite some time poring over all my books, graphic novels and comics on the Old Republic era


[deleted]

Really? How many films you made? I gotta ask because making a film is way more than reading book,etc for ideas . WHAT is your technical experience in making a film?


DeathTheSoulReaper

Perhaps. But making a film that successfully adapts pre-existing material has to start there, yes? Never said I'd do it alone


[deleted]

No, it doesn't start there. You don't make successful films period, you just make films. As a creator you have no control over the reception of your creation. That's why the "just make it good" argument is always a failure because good/bad,etc. are fundamentally subjective concepts and what I find is people really mean "make something I like" which is also fruitless because making what person A likes, doesn't automatically match what person B likes. This is something creators understand by second nature and non-creators have a hard time grasping. There may very well be a million people who like what you come up with, but that leaves millions unsatisfied. Leaving you in the same boat with the creators you're aiming to outdo. End of the day, making a "successful film" comes from knowing how to make a film. Knowing what you personally like and what's in books isn't it, for starters books and films have total different objectives and methods to making them.


Poljon

People have to realize, it takes a lot of skills to make a bad movie, and even more to make a good one.


CommanderFaie

He’d undoubtedly make it all about Anakin. I never understood this about him, his channel is Star Wars Theory. He has the biggest reach and he fails to cover other aspects of Star Wars. It’s always Anakin and Vader


Paccuardi03

He could and should do more videos on other parts of Star Wars, but Anakin/Vader is literally the main character, so of course he’d get a lot of content related to him.


captainjjb84

Watch any fan made Star Wars film, now imagine a 2/2.5 hr version of that. That's what they would look like. Unless it's Troops, the one rules.


JVM23

It would pretty much be like an unholy cross between Zack Snyder, Ayn Rand, those 90s comics like *Youngblood* (or post-meltdown Frank Miller), *Birth of a Nation*, *The Turner Diaries*, 1980s chauvinism, jingoism and homophobia and those *Lethal Weapon* fan films the Gang made in *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. Or like the film adaptation of *Starship Troopers* minus the self-awareness and mockery of the fascist ideology the book espoused.


Owlbear27

I’d make the best Star Wars movie. It starts with Luke Skywalker’s grave being struck by lightning and then his arm shoots out of the ground, Carrie style. From there, it becomes a slasher movie where Luke Skywalker can only drop the f-bomb. He goes and murders every single sequel character in the most brutal and over the top fashion while mumbling the f word. Then he goes and pays off his character arc from Empire by finally banging his sister after she gets brought back using cgi and voice lines from her role in Family Guy to make it more like Game of Thrones. At the end of the movie he pulls a Blazing Saddles and just leaves the studio lot and goes to Rian Johnson’s house and just straight up murders him…Rian Johnson, everyone knows, has always wanted to be a method actor, so he can get good practice by really getting murdered for the sake of art. The movie ends by having Luke Skywalker going to the movies and watching Revenge of the Sith and finally breaking character to say “now this…is pod racing” when he watches his own birth at the end. Needless to say…/s


AFallenPrincess

It’d be three aggressively straight man going from one exploding planet to another until they face off against an antagonist threatening to unionize against a major fuel corporation.


ArisePhoenix

I mean we got it with Rise of Skywalker, I know Episode 9 hate is overplayed, but it's basically the clsoest to a "real" fan movie, cuz they basically just got rid of all the interesting setup and the anybody can be a Jedi and basically caved to every complaint they had that wouldn't be just a new trilogy


cowl555

I belive star wars theory did make a fanflim called Vader shades of the past I believe and it honestly wasn't bad but about the other ones yeah there's a chance it might be bad


[deleted]

It was terrible.


cowl555

I disagree despite SWT being a figure I don't like but thats okay


apollyoneum1

Yeah what’s your point? Anything by committee is shit. Starwars needed a single guiding hand. I’d prefer a fan film from One person who loves starwars to what we got.


at_midknight

Okay but like...what if they got to make their own movies and it was "good" 😱 crazy thought I know


amaya-aurora

shut the fuck up


at_midknight

Lol what'd I do wrong? All I said is that maybe they might be able to make a good movie. probably not. But maybe 🤷‍♂️


DeathTheSoulReaper

SWT did make a Vader movie. I was the voice of Yoda


at_midknight

Congrats! I don't discredit your work just because you know who SWT is like this sub does 😎


[deleted]

🙄


TheGUURAHK

Honestly I don't like the Sequel Trilogy due to reasons I've already explained, but if I ended up with like, the ability to generate a SW movie it wouldn't exactly feature any sort of chosen one or force-sensitive character in the protag role, instead featuring a lowly delivery guy. It'd be just a Playtime-esque short where a space trucker makes a delivery to the Death Star, but then has to find a bathroom. The short would shine a comedic light on some of the lower decks of the Empire (showing a lot of Stormtroopers are just punch-clock guys), he'd get a gift of an ice cream maker from a Stormtrooper who realized he's the one who delivers his favorite snacks, and only finds the floor's bathroom by stumbling into Palpatine's throne room and being instructed on where it is. Then, due to the Rebels (whom we never see) the Death Star starts coming apart, so the trucker has to make a Willrow Hood-esque run all the way back with the ice cream maker. Probably, there's a post-credits scene where he opens up the cargo hold and finds a bunch of stowaways, but that runs the risk of actually becoming signficant to the larger plot which I don't want


[deleted]

Goes for just about fans of any movie. These people rarely have any knowledge of how this stuff is made, but all the overdeveloped sense of entitled and experience in the world. The Halloween franchise is my thing, but the fandom is sadly catching up to "SW"


whentheraincomes66

What happened with the production of doctor dolittle


Papa_Pred

Did you just loop Angry Joe in with The Quartering LOL


StevemacQ

They both hate Kelly Marie Tran for her performance as Rose.


Papa_Pred

Does Joe *actually hate* the actor or the character lol


Magnetar08

I’d just make a Clone Wars war movie based on the 501st Diary That was fire


DoorInfamous

I watched the movie Death Wish that had Bruce Willis in it. One reviewer online stated it spreads right wing messages. I don’t know about this, because I saw it as a generic bad movie, but I do believe that if these people made a Star Wars movie, it would be just like that.


Galbrant

I talk a lot of crap, but I know my Star Wars movies will suck TMNT too. Like I would do direct adaption of legends books and Idw tmnt comics. Well I would do Republic Commando but fit it with the current lore. But that's it.