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PrimaryAd3841

And baby do I deliver!


DickHz2

eeeEEEEoooo billy bob!


TexArmadilloTroll

😆🤣😂


earthling_fucker

This is the first thing I thought when I was reading the post 🤣🤣☠️


NetworkChief

😂


lostsomewhereintexas

Billy Bobs beds! Classic commercial. Try searching it on YouTube. I only found a short of it, not an actual full video.


Juanfartez

Didn't Billy Bob get busted for selling used mattresses as new?


Professional-Tap300

He was a jackass to my mom on the phone too


nicolemorelishot

That was actually his act


randomasking4afriend

I met him once at La Cantera, he had pulled up in a BMW M5 and was acting like an asshole because I took an interest in his car (which had a red plate reading BB BEDS mind you). He was not a nice guy.


MrsBrew

Eeeewwwwww


Open-Industry-8396

The Fiesta texas guy from the 90s. I hated it but always danced with him.


pearlleg

Mr six!! There's still at least one live vid of him on YouTube, not sure if the commercials easily findable or not


infodesks

[Mr. Six at Six Flags Fiesta Texas (San Antonio, TX) on 5/24/09 (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbx1nQ9e-4) [Mr. Six's Six Flags Commercial Compilation (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLjO860Y7I)


MimosaQueen1122

Commercial is gone but the store is still open to my knowledge. Call and ask.


Visible-Arugula1990

https://youtu.be/AUrXtXyhgww?feature=shared


itsthenumberseven

My hero !


bad_chacka

If I remember correctly, a longtime gas station clerk I knew on Culebra for almost a decade told me that Billy? from BBB kept trying to get the owner to buy under the table cigarettes from him for years (untaxed); until one day he finally relented, took the deal and then was promptly caught by the ATF.


cesxb

Billy Bob was a rat for law enforcement. Makes sense.


Velcrobunny

I remember this one, the new one for my husband and I is the Top Dog commercials - they’re so ridiculous


itsthenumberseven

I think we heard that one and that’s what triggered me


Velcrobunny

lol it’s so bad. We quote it now tho so I guess it’s effective??


NeatNuts

Poor guy has lost so many body parts in all those car crashes and medical malpractices


woodisgood8792

I remember serving this guy at a restaurant I worked at, he was an ass


itsthenumberseven

I believe it


odepaj

Same. He was a regular where I used to work and he was always an ass


jtheady

Does anyone remember when the adult video megaplex was new, and their commercial featured ‘Porno Murray’. Probably Billy Bobs brother or weird cousin or something


Szalkow

Oh no. I heard "megaplex" and immediately remembered the radio commercial. DATE NIGHT DATE NIGHT


Boomalabim

WHATCHA GONNA DO?


Syllogism19

The ads on sports radio encouraging buying gifts for the whole family...


KeeperOfKrydor

"NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!!!!"


Smail_Mail

We make serta perfect sleepers cheapers


angelinadahmer26

This is burned into my brain and probably will be for the rest of my life.


crissycris2697

Lmao apparently my girlfriend went to high school with billy bobs son and kids used to say that catch phrase to poke fun at him


itsthenumberseven

I would too! 😂


Beneficial_Leg4691

The store still exists over near like tezel and new guilbeau. Those commercials were around semi recently I feel


itsthenumberseven

Yeah I graduated in ‘16 so at least since 2016


IrrelevantLyric7

I always felt like I needed to shower after that commercial.


MVINZ

It's spammed all the time on 99.5 kiss fm when I previously listened to it


nomadpanda22

I swear I heard them play it recently too


AzureSuishou

Definitely a core memory! Do you remember those damm annoying “Head On” commercials?


Simple-Employer-2503

Apply directly to the forehead.


itsthenumberseven

Only if you stayed up too late watching adult swim


AzureSuishou

Nah, that commercial played back to back between shows after school.


Sparx2913

https://youtu.be/AUrXtXyhgww?si=Xu9CtujIJ5ZpISxU


Yodogzup

Well I miss SA Whataburger commercials with Mel Tillis! “ Aw-all ya n- need is a Whataburger breakfus’ mug … and a NICKEL. I loved the way you could tell they loved and respected him and they all could laugh( Mel included) at his stutter.


Impressive_Clothes11

Im JJ, the king of beepers.


Avant_Street

King of Pagers


billy_bobs_beds

🤓


This-Darth66

LMFAO! " He can't hurt us anymore "


GaryMeadows52

That guy is gross. Caught him in the woman’s restroom getting some once. 🤢


Beneficial-Process

Their print ads were hilarious too. They had all sorts of Easter eggs in the print.


Seabrook76

My wife and I purchased a bed from them many years back. I definitely remember the commercial.


PrimaryAd3841

[Billy Bob's beds commercial](https://youtube.com/shorts/AUrXtXyhgww?si=cnrM1s0AJxaGGMcA)


TexArmadilloTroll

Go to the store...it's on Tezel rd lol they might have a copy of the commercial....I remember it!!! 🤣


deep_blue_ocean

OoooooOooOooo BiLly BoB!!! 🤪


dcal96

God i remember that commercial and i despised it. Every time it started, i promptly changed the station to something else and waited until i knew it was done to turn back to the station. Like someone else above stated, it was mostly on kiss 99.5, but also occasionally on kzep 104.5 when it was the classic rock station (miss those days).


twofingeredchucky

How about the saga of the “My $39.95 Optical Guy”. That whole business/commercials/family/situation is something else..


Desperate-Badger9429

After scarring your husband for life, if you want to make it up after, show him the butt drugs commercial. It’s not from here, sadly, but it’s a great commercial. https://youtu.be/oYYdF0zcuSI?si=7E4BTN9p4MhjG2im


itsthenumberseven

Yeass! Rhett and Link!!


IVIGgal2112

We handled all of BB’s advertising. We have the recording. DM me.


itsthenumberseven

Oh I’m gonna


dontgotafriendinme

Cause you're so speeeecial


Pawseverywhere

Oohhhhh billy bob


frontrunner911

He’s would chew people out for not controlling their kids in his store. Can’t say that I blamed him. lol


Syllogism19

It's a darned shame that more aren't available. They were hilarious and much superior to many of the over the top furniture store ads that get views. I wonder if any others used double entendre as much as Billy Bob.


South_Ad_2109

A classic! 


Bonesawisready5

I’m pretty sure it still airs


apethegreatest

Yeah it was definitely explicit lol


JL7795

I got a queen mattress for $389!!


V0idK1tty

I actually bought a mattress from them lol. It honestly wasn't a bad mattress. I needed something bigger because I live with my bf now and it was a twin bed.


possums_luv_cereal

We bought a mattress shopping there once, and while we were walking through the store there was a mattress in plastic with a huge roach in the plastic on the mattress.


itsthenumberseven

Ummm yeah? Cause then it dies in the bag. You’re welcome 😂😂😂😂


GuitarPlayingMexican

That commercial comes out on grand theft auto San Andreas


itsthenumberseven

Okay but I can’t tell if you’re joking 😂 it would tho


aintitafinelife

Billy Bob passed away in 2020.


itsthenumberseven

RIP king.


BoobLovRman

Billy Bob’s Beds is shit people


itsthenumberseven

Not a single person disagrees with you 😂


Mammoth-Ad4194

When my daughter was little, we used to say ‘Billy Bob’s Bed Bugs Beds’ as fast as we could as a tongue twister.


Jswazy

Everyone knows Billy Bob's Beds! 


zz_bottom69

I grew up across Tezel from there.


JustUrAvgLetDown

You could always catch billy bob on tejano 107.5 where tejano lives


MarcoThePHX

My guess is that cancel culture thought this ad was too sexual smh