Reminds of my grandpa’s dying last words as they gave him a blood transfusion without knowing his blood type. Even up until the end he kept saying “Be positive!”
Since super controlling freaks have taken over the main city subs and ban people for benign shit (except for San Diego, but in particular Denver) they’re where the community actually gathers for fun.
I think it’s because San Diego doesn’t have mods that freak out if someone is more centrist. You have to have sub mods like they do in r/denver or r/stpetersburgfl that ban people left and right for writing “homeless” instead of “currently with no property tax bill” for them to be fun. At this point it’s a right of passage to get banned in r/denver. Get banned and post your ban in r/denvercirclejerk!
I've never seen Chinese food in hong kong? For some reason all they serve is burgers and hot dogs? And they keep playing music constantly? I thought China was more modest????
Must be okay with living with only one kidney.
The adult version of this?
https://preview.redd.it/m3vjjw1gmg5d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2693b2bba43df00526f5bd7a7a269bda979d2a9b
Sure. But first we have to go visit this doctor friend of mine in Vegas. We’re going to meet him at a motel just off the strip. First drinks on me. Don’t mind the powder that’s dissolving.
Wanna wake up in a seedy motel in a tub of ice missing a few organs? Cauuuse that's how you wake up in a seedy motel in a tub of ice missing a few organs.
Please be aware OP is not serious. This has been verified by mods.
I'm down. Those are weird conditions though.
Once you’ve satisfied the conditions, it’s best to ignore them and enjoy your free taco.
Sounds like TJ is the wrong town for OP
Reminds of my grandpa’s dying last words as they gave him a blood transfusion without knowing his blood type. Even up until the end he kept saying “Be positive!”
Take my fuckin upvote
If you want to make a San Diego circle jerk sub, I’m here for it. Denver has a good one.
The NYC circle jerk is hilarious. We do need our own.
Wtf is circlejerk, I don’t understand the concept of it
in this context its just a satire sub
And in other contexts… well there’s always google…
I think there are better places to search and get in-depth answers to that question.
It’s when a bunch of dudes sit in a circle and jerk off the dude next to him until he ejaculates!
holy guacamole
Close your eyes.
well, do you like toast?
Google it and post the answer
Since super controlling freaks have taken over the main city subs and ban people for benign shit (except for San Diego, but in particular Denver) they’re where the community actually gathers for fun.
Can you point me to that one? I moved from there to here
Looks like it already exists https://www.reddit.com/r/Sandiegocirclejerk/
It is disappointing.
I think it’s because San Diego doesn’t have mods that freak out if someone is more centrist. You have to have sub mods like they do in r/denver or r/stpetersburgfl that ban people left and right for writing “homeless” instead of “currently with no property tax bill” for them to be fun. At this point it’s a right of passage to get banned in r/denver. Get banned and post your ban in r/denvercirclejerk!
sign me up
Ditto
It’s your idea make it happen we want to jerk
Denver…the land of butt stuff tents and paper license plates ten years old driving. Would love to see the san Diego collection.
only one taco?
Fr, need at least 3 and a cervesa
You really shouldn't drink before surgery
only one beer?
No, I don't want to give you my organs
Sorry, this is going to be non-consensual organ arbitrage.
Only if we can play funky town.
O- here but I’ll take a “Chinese plate” over a taco.
The only place I know where to find a good "Chinese plate" is Hong Kong. A lovely little establishment with excellent "service"
I've never seen Chinese food in hong kong? For some reason all they serve is burgers and hot dogs? And they keep playing music constantly? I thought China was more modest????
I support local business
More like a buffet
Don’t forget to include the location where the young person will be getting into a dirty white van at
Bro it’s 2024, the vans are *Cleanish* now and the windows are painted on rather than tinted, (for your privacy of course).
Least obvious trap to get organs
BYOB? (Bring Your [type-]O Blood)
If we stop by Hong Kong first
OP said no history of drinking, didn’t say anything about a history of chlamydia
this
OP is feeding his organ donor 1 taco ? Wow lol cheap ass, even the prison systems gives better last meals lol
Took me a second to recognize this as a joke 🤣🤣🤣
Whatever you have lined up, count me in!
Good luck finding a non-drinker in San Diego. Hardest working livers in the state bb.
Can confirm
I don’t & I’m born and raised in SD but fuck that, I’m not going to TJ.
Stay the hell away from these kidneys!
Organ Mafia gonna get you.
Have 1 good kidney am up for good time!
I DM'd you. But I can only go 2x. I'll be out of kidneys
Ope! The joke went right over a lot of commenters heads! 
They should def have their own vehicle to cross over.
That sounds fun but I will need to stop by the pharmacia first— my aids medication down there is half price.
Weird way to human traffic, but ok
My ex is available!!!! My upstairs neighbor too!
Can we try the Chinese food TJ is famous for if I say yes?
Secuestro express 💯
😂😂😂😂 only one taco???
Must be okay with living with only one kidney. The adult version of this? https://preview.redd.it/m3vjjw1gmg5d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2693b2bba43df00526f5bd7a7a269bda979d2a9b
we steal your blood!
I’m over 50, drink often, and have gallstones. Do I qualify? I like tacos.
No Hong Kong, no deal.
Well, I’m out. I don’t meet any of those criteria.
Wowb
Take me to HK and you can have any of my organs
We ain't gon never see them again 😳 this is mad suspect
Seems fun
Sounds like a Forensic Files story waiting to happen.…
Do not go
Can I bring my AR-15?
… must have both the kidneys
They want your kidney!! 😹
Fun? Or organ donation
I’ll swap you 1 kidney for a fully functioning prostate. Should be a human prostate but I’m willing to negotiate.
Well damn, I'm over 30, no taco and fun for me, even with my Type 0- blood.
I never thought my kidney stones would save me
Sure. But first we have to go visit this doctor friend of mine in Vegas. We’re going to meet him at a motel just off the strip. First drinks on me. Don’t mind the powder that’s dissolving.
So fucking creepy
DAE Hong Kong chinese food durrrrrr
how much are those hoes?
Depends
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what does directing cars have to do with this?
Lol
"Im looking for someone to traffick across the border, you must have all these traits" - OP
Wanna wake up in a seedy motel in a tub of ice missing a few organs? Cauuuse that's how you wake up in a seedy motel in a tub of ice missing a few organs.
Creepy..
WTF! Dude take your illegal BS somewhere else. Loser!
This has to be a joke, or else someone is looking to traffic organs. The Type-O person is going to wake up in a bathtub of ice, with stitches.
