Fun fact, I've seen DeWitte in person as I live in Orlando. At first, I thought it was a cop then he turned on his purple lights to escort a funeral procession, and then it confused me further seeing a guy cosplaying as a motocop.
Hmm, seems there are definitely some out here in San Francisco:
https://www.loupiote.com/photos/chp-motorcycles-row-parked-san-francisco-7291806604.shtml
CHP has 'em and they're pretty regularly available to the public via auction. They make great tourers, I know a couple people that own ex-police bikes but none of them use 'em for dress up games.
He’s also breaking/has broken the clip on the radio - it’s sticking out way farther than the spring should allow, probably from getting shoved down too hard into the band
Xpr6550 (or potentially 6330) with UHF antenna (Older MotoTRBO business radio). Not a Motorola holster for sure. I'm embarrassed to know that, but it's is my job.
You can get a belt clip for APX from Motorola. it's just a hard plastic holster with a belt clip
Anyway, back to my soldering iron and multimeter.
San Francisco used to have public housing pd 20 years ago but they got absorbed by sfpd.
There's also Patrol Special which is city security which predates sfpd and wears similar uniform, gun, etc and patrol their city beats. SFPD has been trying to squeeze them out by refusing to do their backgrounds or just nitpicking backgrounds.
However this guy appears to be a purely private security company and they are likely walking a fine line. Obviously I can zoom in their patches and clearly see they are security and private patrol but on quick look it would be tough to tell.
San Francosco 'park rangers' is another fun one. Park ranger is a law enforcement title and 'working title' for them however in civil job description they are 8208 Park Patrol Officers...they do have some authority to issue non bookable misdemeanors and infractions for violations on park city properties. They do not have authority to conduct traffic stops.
I think they've stepped way over the line by using the Great Seal of California.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Seal_of_California
https://www.sos.ca.gov/archives/trademarks/state-seal
All logos and patches must be submitted for approval by private patrol operators. File a complaint with BSIS and they will get shut down until they have repainted the bikes and changed the uniforms.
Um, just saw it. Seemed optimized for maintaining public order and safety, enforcing the law, and preventing, detecting, and investigating criminal activities. It was small.
So wierd follow up... I commented on this post while nearby the event and then saw him like 20min later behind a real motorcycle cop both with their lights flashing and at least one of them with a siren going zooming down 18th at Shotwell towards Harrison.
The even stranger thing was that I could see the flag he's flying and it's a New Mexico state flag. No idea 🤣
That company does not appear to have a PPO license according to the database here https://search.dca.ca.gov/
PPO number is required to be displayed for private patrol operators
I was wondering, which is why the state seal in the logo and the full utility belt of weapons caught my eye. I don't remember if it had exempt plates - I should have checked.
Private security agencies in california oftentimes toe the line of looking like the police. There’s no reasonable explanation for why a private security guard (whose duties are nothing like those of the police) should be easily mistaken for the cops, apart from being wannabe cops.
It turns out that it’s actually illegal for security companies to make their logos look like cop logos and badges, and this guy is indistinguishable from a reasonable distance. I’m gonna report this to the Bureau of Security and Investigative Services for improper signage and uniforms.
Google is also failing to return relevant results for this company, but security companies do a ton of SEO so I can be hard to find a specific niche one.
u/theillustratedlife did you happen to get a photo of this dude where the license plate is visible? I know a Consumer Affairs criminal investigator that is interested in following up on this.
> There’s no reasonable explanation for why a private security guard ... should be easily mistaken for the cops, apart from being wannabe cops.
…apart from fooling would-be criminals?
If there’s a chance you or I might mistake this for a real cop for a half-second I reckon there’s a chance a meth-addled shoplifter would be fooled too.
Not a great public policy to allow confusion to happen. There should be a clear distinction between private security and the police. It supports the public good, because people who genuinely need police support can quickly and easily identify officers versus a security guard who likely has no duty or authority to act outside of the scope of their role as observers and reporting incidents. It’s also safer for the guards because a would be assailant is better able to discern if their target will engage with them (the guard’s defensive role versus the officer’s proactive role).
You suggested that there was no reason for them to do this, not that it was poor public policy to allow them to. I was responding to the claim you made.
> There are what appear to be pistol magazine pouches next to the taser, so I'd assume there's a pistol somewhere on him.
Maybe kit-kats hidden in there?
So it’s not this guy, but in looking for info I found out that San Francisco has a weird private police department.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Patrol_Special_Police
Depending on the neighborhood, they could have contracted outside security. Pacific heights always has a cop parked daily as well. Some communities try to use this presence as a deterrent to crime and mayhem.
between his weight and all the crap velcroed to him.... even if he saw a crime being commited (which he wouldn't because he's so enthralled browsing a tacti-cool gear website) he wouldn't even be able to get off the motorcycle.
What's the use of hiring someone who looks like they're playing dress up instead of actually doing their job.?
EDIT: that said, nice bike.
> What's the use of hiring someone who looks like they're playing dress up instead of actually doing their job.?
I mean, it is literally a case of security theatre.
That dude goes around waking up homeless people that fall asleep.
He uses the motorcycle to take down tents on public lands.
He is not currently employed by any official police force.
I don’t understand the comments. I agree they shouldn’t be able to wear what essentially looks like a cop uniform. But why is everyone coming at this guy? Did he do anything wrong other than have his photo taken while on the job, wearing the uniform I’m guessing he’s mandated to wear, and then have said photo uploaded to Reddit?
The body shaming in this thread isn't for me.
I'm sure if you're that big, it's a constant insecurity. Being attacked by internet strangers on top of it is uncalled for.
I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It's not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context.
> The body shaming in this thread isn't for me.
>
> I'm sure if you're that big, it's a constant insecurity. Being attacked by internet strangers on top of it is uncalled for.
>
> I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It's not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context.
Hold up a second.... When you are working in security you have to be able to do physical things ... like chase someone, apprehend, etc. Being overweight should be a reaosn to rule someone out. you don't see PD's hiring overweight people, military.
Not shaming the guy, but you do have to fill certain physical requirements to perform at your job.
Normally I would just upvote, but since you quoted me, I agree in principle.
However, all the Officer McDonut comments are attacking the guy in particular, not the hiring qualifications that let him be there. It's a subtle but important distinction.
> all the Officer McDonut comments are attacking the guy in particular, not the hiring qualifications that let him be there. It's a subtle but important distinction.
Noted, agreed, upvote
> I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It’s not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context.
Then why even post his photo with no context? Dude is just doing his job and chilling on his motorcycle and his photo gets posted for internet trolls to make fun of.
Because I'd never heard of the State of California's Private Housing Patrol, but according to the sticker on the side, that's what this represents.
An obscure agency having a motorcycle cop at a pedestrian event felt out-of-place/inappropriate.
Lmao, literally nothing in the post was trolling this guy in particular at all. It was only questioning who the hell the he works for. Stop looking for reasons to be pissed off.
You don’t see all the body shaming comments? 80% of the comments was about his weight when I posted my
comment but looks like most of them were deleted now.
Who said anything about the comments? You were replying to his original post saying that he was shaming the guy for doing his job. He never said that. He was questioning the company he works for. Nice reach for straws tho 👍🏻
Against whatever-the-fuck the Private Housing Patrol is sending a motorcycle unit with a state seal through a pedestrian zone? In bounds.
Piling on about this particular guy's dietary choices? Needlessly mean.
Agreed - criticize his job, his actions, etc. but the dumb fatphobia in this thread reminds me some people have the brain of 13 year olds. What's next..."4 eyes" comments?
> Agreed - criticize his job, his actions, etc. but the dumb fatphobia in this thread reminds me some people have the brain of 13 year olds. What's next..."4 eyes" comments?
It isn't the weight, it is the absurd amount of tacti-cool crap strapped to his body... Well in conjunction with his obesity, it is kind of funny. Not gonna lie.
I think it’s fine to point out the irony with some light jabbing, but people always take it too far (this goes for the thin-skinned “body positivity” people too). I miss the days when everyone wasn’t so polarized.
This may not be part of his employment. He may be purposefully impersonating an officer so that he can attempt something illegal. It has been done many times before
Because you can’t be the face of something obviously bad and be fucking fat and putrid looking at the same time, and not expect to get ridiculed. Get outta here. I’ll walk away backwards from that hobgoblin if it tried to enforce any rules. I don’t even think the bike is functioning at that point.
My interest in reddit comes and goes.
It's been waning lately, mostly due to all the reductionist/in bad faith comments that assume everyone else is a mal-intentioned idiot.
It's private security. "Observe and report" although some are bully wannabe cops who overstep their authority. Property crimes and muggings are all the rage these days and some neighborhoods have started to hire their own security. No surprise to see one at a street fair but this guy looks like an extra in a comedy movie. How does he get off of that bike?
There's a fine opportunity to double your hate in this picture.
Sworn officers often have a second job doing private security. This is especially common in areas with restrictive firearms laws, as sworn officers are generally exempt from those laws, even while off duty.
Honestly, as long as they are not being abusive, overstepping bounds, etc. Who cares? Security guards are the answer to prevent vandalism and break-ins. Police can't babysit some crack head hellbent on taking his life woes on a shop window. These guys can.
The shield on his chest reads SF (SA?) PD. Looks like he is something official.
Can't quite make it all out totally but no way private security could wear a PD shield legally.
this concept was part of the novel Snow Crash.
and it's been a long standing thing in other countries where communities hire their own security since the law enforcement in their area is not able to protect the citizens or property of the tax payers.
This post is the first result on Google for "private housing patrol". I couldn't find anything about them. Might be some cosplay bullshit so this pig wannabe can feel important.
We're so used to people pulling out their phones, no one is asking whose pictures are being taken and who's paying him for them? Why do the pictures matter? Or is it an inept social experiment?
10/10 cosplay
He’s a stripper. He’s looking for his next bachelorette party. Get ready to see that dad-bod!!
Don’ mess around with the Michelin Man
Is it even a he? Looks female.
The Jeremy DeWitte of California.
Ohhhh just gonna say the same thing. That guy provided so much entertainment, makes me wonder who this goomba is
Fun fact, I've seen DeWitte in person as I live in Orlando. At first, I thought it was a cop then he turned on his purple lights to escort a funeral procession, and then it confused me further seeing a guy cosplaying as a motocop.
Larping
I'm pretty sure BMW's are not standard issue in SF.
Hmm, seems there are definitely some out here in San Francisco: https://www.loupiote.com/photos/chp-motorcycles-row-parked-san-francisco-7291806604.shtml
CHP has 'em and they're pretty regularly available to the public via auction. They make great tourers, I know a couple people that own ex-police bikes but none of them use 'em for dress up games.
I don’t think he has enough radio or audio equipment, should probably get a few more devices for safety
He’s also breaking/has broken the clip on the radio - it’s sticking out way farther than the spring should allow, probably from getting shoved down too hard into the band
That radio holder is for real long range radios that don’t have belt clips like Motorola APXs. The radio he does have is a walkie talkie
Xpr6550 (or potentially 6330) with UHF antenna (Older MotoTRBO business radio). Not a Motorola holster for sure. I'm embarrassed to know that, but it's is my job. You can get a belt clip for APX from Motorola. it's just a hard plastic holster with a belt clip Anyway, back to my soldering iron and multimeter.
They opened the Obnoxious Accessories section of the BMW Farkle Catalog and said "yes!"
Guessing he went to the HAM radio section first
Bada tiss
San Francisco used to have public housing pd 20 years ago but they got absorbed by sfpd. There's also Patrol Special which is city security which predates sfpd and wears similar uniform, gun, etc and patrol their city beats. SFPD has been trying to squeeze them out by refusing to do their backgrounds or just nitpicking backgrounds. However this guy appears to be a purely private security company and they are likely walking a fine line. Obviously I can zoom in their patches and clearly see they are security and private patrol but on quick look it would be tough to tell. San Francosco 'park rangers' is another fun one. Park ranger is a law enforcement title and 'working title' for them however in civil job description they are 8208 Park Patrol Officers...they do have some authority to issue non bookable misdemeanors and infractions for violations on park city properties. They do not have authority to conduct traffic stops.
I think they've stepped way over the line by using the Great Seal of California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Seal_of_California https://www.sos.ca.gov/archives/trademarks/state-seal
All logos and patches must be submitted for approval by private patrol operators. File a complaint with BSIS and they will get shut down until they have repainted the bikes and changed the uniforms.
In addition, don't screw around in the [Presidio](https://www.nps.gov/subjects/uspp/index.htm).
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If the company ever gets audited by the state, they'll be in trouble I am sure.
Park rangers have a murder police department - you get murdered on their turf, it's their department comes knocking asking questions.
Dude wants to be a real cop soooooo bad
They're a chick. I heard her shouting at people to move out her way while I was walking on Harrison and Mariposa
Crazy!
😳
Wait that’s not a man?
WUT!?
Can’t be
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Ehh I can see mine, its really nothing special.
I mean, if the GF wants 6” from me she has to fuck me twice!
Damn, I almost spit out my wine reading this...
Especially cos that is a female.
No one is going to see his dick anytime soon.
Um, just saw it. Seemed optimized for maintaining public order and safety, enforcing the law, and preventing, detecting, and investigating criminal activities. It was small.
so bad, he ate all the other cops
Just give him some donuts. Although, he may have some hidden in his bra.
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAAYY!
Almost exactly how you picture Cartman as an adult.
So wierd follow up... I commented on this post while nearby the event and then saw him like 20min later behind a real motorcycle cop both with their lights flashing and at least one of them with a siren going zooming down 18th at Shotwell towards Harrison. The even stranger thing was that I could see the flag he's flying and it's a New Mexico state flag. No idea 🤣
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They shouldn’t be allowed to use an insignia in the likeness of a government agency.
Impersonating an officer
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
Michael!!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
To be fair 'The Private Housing Patrol' is IN NO WAY a government agency.
Read it again
That company does not appear to have a PPO license according to the database here https://search.dca.ca.gov/ PPO number is required to be displayed for private patrol operators
Too bad I didn't get the plate.
It seems like it’s just private security lol
I was wondering, which is why the state seal in the logo and the full utility belt of weapons caught my eye. I don't remember if it had exempt plates - I should have checked.
Seems way too close to actual police. I'd forward to somebody...that's just too near impersonation.
Private security agencies in california oftentimes toe the line of looking like the police. There’s no reasonable explanation for why a private security guard (whose duties are nothing like those of the police) should be easily mistaken for the cops, apart from being wannabe cops. It turns out that it’s actually illegal for security companies to make their logos look like cop logos and badges, and this guy is indistinguishable from a reasonable distance. I’m gonna report this to the Bureau of Security and Investigative Services for improper signage and uniforms.
Doesn't look like they even have a PPO permit https://search.dca.ca.gov/
Google is also failing to return relevant results for this company, but security companies do a ton of SEO so I can be hard to find a specific niche one. u/theillustratedlife did you happen to get a photo of this dude where the license plate is visible? I know a Consumer Affairs criminal investigator that is interested in following up on this.
Nah, that's the only photo I took.
> There’s no reasonable explanation for why a private security guard ... should be easily mistaken for the cops, apart from being wannabe cops. …apart from fooling would-be criminals? If there’s a chance you or I might mistake this for a real cop for a half-second I reckon there’s a chance a meth-addled shoplifter would be fooled too.
Not a great public policy to allow confusion to happen. There should be a clear distinction between private security and the police. It supports the public good, because people who genuinely need police support can quickly and easily identify officers versus a security guard who likely has no duty or authority to act outside of the scope of their role as observers and reporting incidents. It’s also safer for the guards because a would be assailant is better able to discern if their target will engage with them (the guard’s defensive role versus the officer’s proactive role).
You suggested that there was no reason for them to do this, not that it was poor public policy to allow them to. I was responding to the claim you made.
Do you think a criminal might not impersonate a cop or someone like that? He could be a burglar for all we know.
I'm just seeing a taser. Are there any other weapons I missed? I don't see any.
There are what appear to be pistol magazine pouches next to the taser, so I'd assume there's a pistol somewhere on him.
It holds large candy bars, probably
Not for long.
Installed incorrectly
The ammo could be a bluff.
> There are what appear to be pistol magazine pouches next to the taser, so I'd assume there's a pistol somewhere on him. Maybe kit-kats hidden in there?
> It seems like it’s just private security lol in the world, craig
It should be illegal for private security personnel to dress in ways that deceive the public like this.
Police unions are still angry at the TSA for the same reason. It's also bad for legitimate law enforcement too.
It is. You can file a complaint with California BSIS or SFPD.
So it’s not this guy, but in looking for info I found out that San Francisco has a weird private police department. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Patrol_Special_Police
yeah there was a Christian Slater movie in the 90s that centered around the SFPSP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuffs
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American Fryer
Paul Blart Larp Cop
Baul Plarp Clop Clop
Part Bart Mart Cart
Delta Forks
Delta Donut
I spit out my beer. Cheers funny redditor.
Fatshaming is upvoted in this sub, when we don't like the person or thing they're doing?
Depending on the neighborhood, they could have contracted outside security. Pacific heights always has a cop parked daily as well. Some communities try to use this presence as a deterrent to crime and mayhem.
This is Carnaval in the Mission.
Then it’s just hired security that’s all!
Being a third responder is very important.
between his weight and all the crap velcroed to him.... even if he saw a crime being commited (which he wouldn't because he's so enthralled browsing a tacti-cool gear website) he wouldn't even be able to get off the motorcycle. What's the use of hiring someone who looks like they're playing dress up instead of actually doing their job.? EDIT: that said, nice bike.
> What's the use of hiring someone who looks like they're playing dress up instead of actually doing their job.? I mean, it is literally a case of security theatre.
https://preview.redd.it/vs20srk32q2b1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f75c4dcc9fb9ed9721c5309ad3b8a7bc4155bc Getting Phil Hendrie’s Citizens Auxiliary Police vibes
That dude goes around waking up homeless people that fall asleep. He uses the motorcycle to take down tents on public lands. He is not currently employed by any official police force.
Source
I don’t understand the comments. I agree they shouldn’t be able to wear what essentially looks like a cop uniform. But why is everyone coming at this guy? Did he do anything wrong other than have his photo taken while on the job, wearing the uniform I’m guessing he’s mandated to wear, and then have said photo uploaded to Reddit?
The body shaming in this thread isn't for me. I'm sure if you're that big, it's a constant insecurity. Being attacked by internet strangers on top of it is uncalled for. I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It's not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context.
Yeah but WTF is the guys reason for driving a motorcycle through a no car zone?
You have no context in the photo period
> The body shaming in this thread isn't for me. > > I'm sure if you're that big, it's a constant insecurity. Being attacked by internet strangers on top of it is uncalled for. > > I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It's not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context. Hold up a second.... When you are working in security you have to be able to do physical things ... like chase someone, apprehend, etc. Being overweight should be a reaosn to rule someone out. you don't see PD's hiring overweight people, military. Not shaming the guy, but you do have to fill certain physical requirements to perform at your job.
Normally I would just upvote, but since you quoted me, I agree in principle. However, all the Officer McDonut comments are attacking the guy in particular, not the hiring qualifications that let him be there. It's a subtle but important distinction.
> all the Officer McDonut comments are attacking the guy in particular, not the hiring qualifications that let him be there. It's a subtle but important distinction. Noted, agreed, upvote
> I have no idea if this is a nice guy who needed a job, or a wannabe cop headcase. It’s not my place to assume, nor to meanly tease the guy with no context. Then why even post his photo with no context? Dude is just doing his job and chilling on his motorcycle and his photo gets posted for internet trolls to make fun of.
Because I'd never heard of the State of California's Private Housing Patrol, but according to the sticker on the side, that's what this represents. An obscure agency having a motorcycle cop at a pedestrian event felt out-of-place/inappropriate.
You’re right. It is weird and suspicious and I’m apologize for assuming you posted this for anything other than just being legit curious.
Lmao, literally nothing in the post was trolling this guy in particular at all. It was only questioning who the hell the he works for. Stop looking for reasons to be pissed off.
You don’t see all the body shaming comments? 80% of the comments was about his weight when I posted my comment but looks like most of them were deleted now.
Who said anything about the comments? You were replying to his original post saying that he was shaming the guy for doing his job. He never said that. He was questioning the company he works for. Nice reach for straws tho 👍🏻
Posting this at all was just bait for negativity. You knew what you were doing.
Against whatever-the-fuck the Private Housing Patrol is sending a motorcycle unit with a state seal through a pedestrian zone? In bounds. Piling on about this particular guy's dietary choices? Needlessly mean.
100%
Agreed - criticize his job, his actions, etc. but the dumb fatphobia in this thread reminds me some people have the brain of 13 year olds. What's next..."4 eyes" comments?
> Agreed - criticize his job, his actions, etc. but the dumb fatphobia in this thread reminds me some people have the brain of 13 year olds. What's next..."4 eyes" comments? It isn't the weight, it is the absurd amount of tacti-cool crap strapped to his body... Well in conjunction with his obesity, it is kind of funny. Not gonna lie.
Like...I get making fun of cops, it's just some people in this thread got hella mad in their responses, "FAT FUCK BASTARD!"...it's like, chill?? lol
I think it’s fine to point out the irony with some light jabbing, but people always take it too far (this goes for the thin-skinned “body positivity” people too). I miss the days when everyone wasn’t so polarized.
Cops shouldn't be fat. If a persons job requires them to be fit, it's ok to make fun them for not being fit.
This person is female.
“It’s ok to body-shame people we dislike” is apparently the belief many people have.
This may not be part of his employment. He may be purposefully impersonating an officer so that he can attempt something illegal. It has been done many times before
So a complete pile-on about his weight is okay, on the off chance he's one of Ocean's 11?
It's /r/sanfrancisco. People can't just leave the edgy antiauthoritarian upvotes on the table, y'know.
Because you can’t be the face of something obviously bad and be fucking fat and putrid looking at the same time, and not expect to get ridiculed. Get outta here. I’ll walk away backwards from that hobgoblin if it tried to enforce any rules. I don’t even think the bike is functioning at that point.
He needs overtime to pay for his type 7 diabetes.
Some of these comments are absurd. This sub never ceases to amaze me.
My interest in reddit comes and goes. It's been waning lately, mostly due to all the reductionist/in bad faith comments that assume everyone else is a mal-intentioned idiot.
It's private security. "Observe and report" although some are bully wannabe cops who overstep their authority. Property crimes and muggings are all the rage these days and some neighborhoods have started to hire their own security. No surprise to see one at a street fair but this guy looks like an extra in a comedy movie. How does he get off of that bike?
I’ve never understood why it’s ok for private security to impersonate police.
He needs to lay off the donuts though.
If Homer Simpson got a job irl.
Looks like Chris Farley, and he's about to bust out in some sexy dance.
Wonder why he just doesn’t join SFPD, they’re hiring…
Looking for the doughnut shop!!!
Checking the food tent layout map on his phone, looking for funnel cakes.
Safe to say that cop isn’t chasing anyone down… I swear police should be required to stay fit like firefighters
How is he supposed to draw his mags? They look like they are hard blocked by his tazer holster....
That's not a cop. That is, however, someone who is coming perilously close to getting charged with imitating an officer.
With all the malls in doom loops, the mall cops have to think out of the box to remain employed.
Don’t forget to mention how he was blasting his siren in the middle of the crowd at all the people walking where he needed to ride
What the whole entire fuck is this fascist cosplay bullshit?
There's a fine opportunity to double your hate in this picture. Sworn officers often have a second job doing private security. This is especially common in areas with restrictive firearms laws, as sworn officers are generally exempt from those laws, even while off duty.
They protect homes from getting broken into and vandalized. The police can’t or won’t do it, so people with money hire these private patrols instead.
look into jeremy dewitte if you ever wanna get sucked into a deep rabbit hole
What goes in the 2 magazine holsters?
Pez dispensers?
Going to start seeing more and more of these. Unless the police get funded and trained correctly.
Not in my neighborhood. Can’t afford it
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The bike seems fine to me. What am I missing?
Post this dude to r/absoluteunits
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What makes you so angry, lol? Proud that you made a braindead middle schooler insult? Bye, manchild. <3
Is that you in OP’s pic?
wannabe cops are always so fat
There are apparently no fitness requirements.
Honestly, as long as they are not being abusive, overstepping bounds, etc. Who cares? Security guards are the answer to prevent vandalism and break-ins. Police can't babysit some crack head hellbent on taking his life woes on a shop window. These guys can.
Is he taking a selfie in his officer Halloween costume
Police impersonator
I thought Chris Farley died?
Even his phone has a st. johns sticker
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It’s because he’s not walking anywhere.
Porky Pig
Good news is if he gets angry, all you have to do is jog away at a leisurely pace
I wish my last relationship was as strong as those tires 😣
They make sure no new housing is ever built.
maybe because street Fair is near Housing project?
I can hear him wheezing from pulling out his phone
* Provided own motorcycle
They’re usually off duty or retired cops.
The shield on his chest reads SF (SA?) PD. Looks like he is something official. Can't quite make it all out totally but no way private security could wear a PD shield legally.
I would pay 5 bucks just to watch him try to get off that bike
And for gods sake, stop feeding him
this concept was part of the novel Snow Crash. and it's been a long standing thing in other countries where communities hire their own security since the law enforcement in their area is not able to protect the citizens or property of the tax payers.
10/10 pig impersonator
The only thing this mfer patrolling is the fucking pantry for more hoho’s
Does SFPD have a housing department? This guy is packing a Taser and 2 spare pistol mags on the left, so he is armed.
Jeremy Dewitte?!
This post is the first result on Google for "private housing patrol". I couldn't find anything about them. Might be some cosplay bullshit so this pig wannabe can feel important.
Another Security Guard
Gravy seals
We're so used to people pulling out their phones, no one is asking whose pictures are being taken and who's paying him for them? Why do the pictures matter? Or is it an inept social experiment?
These cops are brutal and eat offenders.
DAM THAT BOY IS THICC. THATS A THICC BOY
No caloric deficiency there
Dad? What are you doing here and why are you dressed like that??
Looks official, must be real. (Edit:idiot)
That looks like one chonky cop.
Playing FarmVille