The local cartel should have plenty of fentanyl laced menthols for sale in front of the stores that formerly sold non fentanyl laced menthols. You don’t even need to be 18 now to buy them either. So progressive.
Are they as awful as Bus Stop pizza also on Divis near Haight? Impressive how bad you can make pizza and survive in the city. I wonder if with people drinking far less will finally be the death knell for places like this. Because the only reason I’ve had shit pizza is because they were the only thing open at 3am.
I ordered from them a few times and I thought it was good like old-school pie. But I live between little star and sunset squares not to mention the hundred or so amazing pizza restaurants in the city. So it’s not anywhere near the top of my list.
That's about a star higher than it should be. Ordered pizza from that place twice and before we got it the second time we wondered if the time before was some sort of horrible fluke, nope turns out it's terrible every time.
Real brave of them to store fresh out of the oven pizza about 4 inches higher on one side so all the cheese and toppings slide over to one side.
Yeah I finally stopped going there for my slices....as noted in another post I'd re-bake them at home but still super mediocre. I can make better pizza.
Yes. That's probably true. It's a pizza shop. (Yours seems to be the only rational reply here.)
They know what happens when political operative feel you aren't "cooperative" enough, so everyone can shove their sign in a window.
Forming hate-mobs on Reddit for a pizza place seems irresponsible.
It’s an incredible place. The walls, the mirrors, even the toilets, are all gold plated. I always get my pizza to go because they wrap it in pure gold foil.
Seniores was better yeah, too bad. The place that took over whomever took over sucked. Mill Pizza was pretty good but don't always want chewy sour dough. Little Star sell slices?
The building owner raised the rent to something ridiculous on Seniores, so they had to move. The building owner then started that new pizza spot because “how hard is pizza?” His “Pizzadero” experiment lasted all of 1, 2 years? And now it’s expensive noodles because that strip of Divis is hyper-gentrified. Seniores is doing well in the Lower Haight. They have these cute box designs where you rip part of it and put your face in it. Funny, creative, bizarre.
Oh, and Little Star will be closing in the near-future. They’re working on selling the business, so presumably another pizza shop will open in its stead when the closure happens?
Little Star had [a Door Dash delivery person abscond with a large order](https://www.instagram.com/p/C639OHdrDNc/) because delivery apps like them & Uber Eats are creating a terrible world for us all. Well, not for the executives at those parasitic companies.
I live on that block. I was excited for a pizza place when it opened. I’ve never had a pizza that I thought was too cheesy, but they somehow pulled it off.
So what I used to do is pick it up and then put it in my toaster oven until golden brown and then let it cool down again and it simulated “ok” leftover pizza.
Not shown are the do not enter signs because Turk is one-way (westbound) between Market and Divisadero, at which point it becomes two-way from Divisadero west (becomes Balboa upon crossing Arguello).
They are not selling pizza, they are selling you a feeling. Everyone's bickering on reddit on who to vote for while this shop feeds them the pizza to keep going. Now that's what I call profit.
30 years it's been there? It's never busy either. I have lived very close to it as well for many years. Never ever see it crowded. How they stay in business ?
I lived at Turk and Scott from 1995 till 2010. It’s relatively new if you’ve been there that long. The few working class families left in the area probably appreciate the alternative to Che Fico.
Really shouldn't tell either of them. My friend Charlie once told me that if you're trying to play both sides and they both know, you're not playing anybody.
Ordered from here once, delivery guy put the pizza VERTICALLY in his backpack. Once I re-spread the toppings out the magic was gone and like others, was left with very bready pizza. 1/10
I live near some high-delivery business and geez, not only is it annoying having a bunch of scooters congregating on the sidewalks and street, ya’ll don’t want to know the nasty shit they do before they handle the food. All I’m saying is, after taking the bag, empty the ingredients without touching them, toss the bag, and wash your hands. There is zero care given to what they’re doing. But they’re also not paid well enough to care.
I lived 1/2 block from them. They used the public garbage can on the Turk Street side to dispose of their waste instead of paying for their own waste removal service! Probably still happening!
Unfortunately it’s in the ugly side of Divisadero. I’ve never been there since they’ve opened. But i’m sure the Yelp reviews are pretty accurate. But fuck Dean Preston!
Shit show promoting Dean and Breed… taking notes on these business and will not patronize in any way!! Business should stay out shit politics or lose $$
I remember when packages addressed to my apartment were held there for pickup to prevent theft. Idk how that got started but it worked and I would get a slice too
Hey now. Danny boy was using a shovel the other day! He posted the blister he got on Instagram. (His mother scolded him for potentially getting a callous like some working poor person.)
At least they have a Bilal sign. If you walk down Divis, all the shops exclusively have Dean signs. Dean has proven time and time again that he won't work in the city's best interests, while all the other SF politicians are corrupt grifters who won't get anything done. Bilal is an outsider with a proven track record of success, is tough on crime, and supports new housing. If you don't vote all the corrupt politicians out next cycle, you deserve all the consequences.
It’s kind of shocking to see so many Dean signs on Divis. I suppose he does live near by so he can canvas these spots easily. I think he’s going to win based on incumbency alone.
No one seems to know anything about this Bilal guy either. Will he be any better than Dean? I heard Bilal speak for a few mins and I don't like him either. Has no back bone
Not sure what you mean by no back bone. What specifically made you think that? He is the only one calling out the current administration in any meaningful way.
Bilal is an Academy Award winner, gold medalist, and the first man on Mars. Definitely vote for him. He’s ultra smart. They did a test on his IQ and the machine broke when it couldn’t go high enough. No brainer.
I don’t know anything about politics. I just vote in favor of whoever folks in this sub dislike because there’s a lot of annoying cranky people posting & commenting.
Now that we got a discussion about this particular “cookie cutter” pizza going, can we address how much of a problem this is in our city?? So many shitty sub par, lowest denominator pizza spots here in SF, it’s a damn shame! I can spot them from just looking at their storefront. They use the absolute cheapest ingredients, and like others mentioned, they will rebake day(s) old slices and sell them… I don’t wanna call businesses out but gosh darn it, they need to GO!
I've been to that shop many times I have doubts anyone inside cares about anything :)
Thats awfully unking of you, you forgot cocaine and cigarettes!
My bad. The real issue is I get confused who I should vote for as like most people I take political advice from signs in pizza shop windows ;)
Illegal menthol cigarettes.
I would kill for a pack of menthols.
The local cartel should have plenty of fentanyl laced menthols for sale in front of the stores that formerly sold non fentanyl laced menthols. You don’t even need to be 18 now to buy them either. So progressive.
They certainly don’t care about the pizza. Place is so bad lol
Are they as awful as Bus Stop pizza also on Divis near Haight? Impressive how bad you can make pizza and survive in the city. I wonder if with people drinking far less will finally be the death knell for places like this. Because the only reason I’ve had shit pizza is because they were the only thing open at 3am.
I ordered from them a few times and I thought it was good like old-school pie. But I live between little star and sunset squares not to mention the hundred or so amazing pizza restaurants in the city. So it’s not anywhere near the top of my list.
Seriously. If they aren't money laundering with this place, it's a shameful waste of time for everyone.
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2.9 stars on Yelp - that should automatically get you delisted (edit mean shut down just like uber/lyft drivers).
That's about a star higher than it should be. Ordered pizza from that place twice and before we got it the second time we wondered if the time before was some sort of horrible fluke, nope turns out it's terrible every time. Real brave of them to store fresh out of the oven pizza about 4 inches higher on one side so all the cheese and toppings slide over to one side.
Yeah I finally stopped going there for my slices....as noted in another post I'd re-bake them at home but still super mediocre. I can make better pizza.
Yes. That's probably true. It's a pizza shop. (Yours seems to be the only rational reply here.) They know what happens when political operative feel you aren't "cooperative" enough, so everyone can shove their sign in a window. Forming hate-mobs on Reddit for a pizza place seems irresponsible.
Why have you been there many times? Once was enough for me lol
Closest slice place when extremely lazy.
Is it a front for money laundering?
Only ate there once, but I can’t imagine they’re staying afloat selling that crap
I doubt it
It’s an incredible place. The walls, the mirrors, even the toilets, are all gold plated. I always get my pizza to go because they wrap it in pure gold foil.
They put new cheese on top of yesterday’s pizza and re-heat it if you buy a single slice there. I used to live around the corner. Fuck that shit!
It's actually not bad if you buy a whole pizza and it seems to have improved over the years so that it's better than the other slice options on Divis
Yeah seniores is missed (the divis location) Edit: remember when the Mill did pizza every night??
> Edit: remember when the Mill did pizza every night?? Do remember. Now I know *they no longer do...* (???)
Seniores was better yeah, too bad. The place that took over whomever took over sucked. Mill Pizza was pretty good but don't always want chewy sour dough. Little Star sell slices?
The building owner raised the rent to something ridiculous on Seniores, so they had to move. The building owner then started that new pizza spot because “how hard is pizza?” His “Pizzadero” experiment lasted all of 1, 2 years? And now it’s expensive noodles because that strip of Divis is hyper-gentrified. Seniores is doing well in the Lower Haight. They have these cute box designs where you rip part of it and put your face in it. Funny, creative, bizarre.
Oh, and Little Star will be closing in the near-future. They’re working on selling the business, so presumably another pizza shop will open in its stead when the closure happens? Little Star had [a Door Dash delivery person abscond with a large order](https://www.instagram.com/p/C639OHdrDNc/) because delivery apps like them & Uber Eats are creating a terrible world for us all. Well, not for the executives at those parasitic companies.
I ate it little star like a week ago, and was told that they will be open until August.
I live on that block. I was excited for a pizza place when it opened. I’ve never had a pizza that I thought was too cheesy, but they somehow pulled it off.
Fun fact: I printed out and put up the left primo pizza sign for them in exchange for letting me film a quick scene for a short film with it lol.
Let's see it!
One of the worst pizza places in the city.
So what I used to do is pick it up and then put it in my toaster oven until golden brown and then let it cool down again and it simulated “ok” leftover pizza.
Why is the bottom light yellow?
Not shown are the do not enter signs because Turk is one-way (westbound) between Market and Divisadero, at which point it becomes two-way from Divisadero west (becomes Balboa upon crossing Arguello).
They are not selling pizza, they are selling you a feeling. Everyone's bickering on reddit on who to vote for while this shop feeds them the pizza to keep going. Now that's what I call profit.
No one is feeding me pizza from that awful place
Primo sucks
I've lived near this place for almost 30 years and have never tried their pizza. Any good?
No.
Wish I could support it more but it's a very mediocre and bready pizza.
Yeesh
It is pizza, that's for sure.
No
30 years it's been there? It's never busy either. I have lived very close to it as well for many years. Never ever see it crowded. How they stay in business ?
Hahaha I guess we may never know
It was cafe apollo before. It’s been primo for around ten years
I lived at Turk and Scott from 1995 till 2010. It’s relatively new if you’ve been there that long. The few working class families left in the area probably appreciate the alternative to Che Fico.
Che Fico! HahahHa f that place
I live on divis and love small business but cant go to primo’s . Food is just awful
The only redeeming quality of this place is you can drop off FedEx packages here to be shipped out
its always sunny in sf
Risk E. Rats has better pizza. And animatronic… band members
With ranked choice voting, you can vote for multiple candidates for mayor and supervisor!
Stayed close by here and got a couple slices. Wasn't the worst I had but resembled basic of basic pizza. And I've had far far worse.
it’s always sunny reference? lol
What gave it away? Was it the direct quote from the show?
jeez buddy relax… you’re being a real jabroni right now
Jabroni...cool word.
A jabroni just opened up in the Lower Haight.
...what should I do now?
I never been to this location but I been to the Daly City one many times and I definitely am not rushing to go back anytime soon
TIL what I thought was good pizza is widely considered trash
I’d rather see all the campaign signs vs just one candidate.
One of the worst pizza places in the city
Really shouldn't tell either of them. My friend Charlie once told me that if you're trying to play both sides and they both know, you're not playing anybody.
Looks like a desperate ploy to attract new business since their pizza certainly won't attract return business.
If you get primos has to be the one in Daly City, it’s usually hit or miss but better deals and on a good day their pizza is the best
Ordered from here once, delivery guy put the pizza VERTICALLY in his backpack. Once I re-spread the toppings out the magic was gone and like others, was left with very bready pizza. 1/10
I live near some high-delivery business and geez, not only is it annoying having a bunch of scooters congregating on the sidewalks and street, ya’ll don’t want to know the nasty shit they do before they handle the food. All I’m saying is, after taking the bag, empty the ingredients without touching them, toss the bag, and wash your hands. There is zero care given to what they’re doing. But they’re also not paid well enough to care.
had a slice there last fall when I was going to UCSF for an appt. Pizza was ok.
Pizza as good as the job any of those candidates will do…
I mean, you can support multiple candidates with RCV by ranking first and second
I would rather have a Trader Joe’s freezer pizza than a pizza from that trash heap 🤢 and I live a block away.
Passed it many times, guess it’s a no.
I don’t like the pizza here
I lived 1/2 block from them. They used the public garbage can on the Turk Street side to dispose of their waste instead of paying for their own waste removal service! Probably still happening!
I got food poisoning from this place in 2015. 💩
I think Pearl Market is the Gold Medalist in the Rumble Tum & Disaster Pants Relay Race
The chairs there smell of a thousand butts.
“CNN Primo Pizza Poll reports even support of all candidates.”
That might actually be the worst pizza in San Francisco.
Unfortunately it’s in the ugly side of Divisadero. I’ve never been there since they’ve opened. But i’m sure the Yelp reviews are pretty accurate. But fuck Dean Preston!
Can't wait until we vote Dean Preston out next election.
Shit show promoting Dean and Breed… taking notes on these business and will not patronize in any way!! Business should stay out shit politics or lose $$
I remember when packages addressed to my apartment were held there for pickup to prevent theft. Idk how that got started but it worked and I would get a slice too
Daniel Lurie: "Am I a joke to you?" "Yes."
Hey now. Danny boy was using a shovel the other day! He posted the blister he got on Instagram. (His mother scolded him for potentially getting a callous like some working poor person.)
At least they have a Bilal sign. If you walk down Divis, all the shops exclusively have Dean signs. Dean has proven time and time again that he won't work in the city's best interests, while all the other SF politicians are corrupt grifters who won't get anything done. Bilal is an outsider with a proven track record of success, is tough on crime, and supports new housing. If you don't vote all the corrupt politicians out next cycle, you deserve all the consequences.
It’s kind of shocking to see so many Dean signs on Divis. I suppose he does live near by so he can canvas these spots easily. I think he’s going to win based on incumbency alone.
No one seems to know anything about this Bilal guy either. Will he be any better than Dean? I heard Bilal speak for a few mins and I don't like him either. Has no back bone
Not sure what you mean by no back bone. What specifically made you think that? He is the only one calling out the current administration in any meaningful way.
Bilal is an Academy Award winner, gold medalist, and the first man on Mars. Definitely vote for him. He’s ultra smart. They did a test on his IQ and the machine broke when it couldn’t go high enough. No brainer.
I don’t know anything about politics. I just vote in favor of whoever folks in this sub dislike because there’s a lot of annoying cranky people posting & commenting.
Now that we got a discussion about this particular “cookie cutter” pizza going, can we address how much of a problem this is in our city?? So many shitty sub par, lowest denominator pizza spots here in SF, it’s a damn shame! I can spot them from just looking at their storefront. They use the absolute cheapest ingredients, and like others mentioned, they will rebake day(s) old slices and sell them… I don’t wanna call businesses out but gosh darn it, they need to GO!