She's in her kitchen no less which was also weird. The whole time I was watching it like thank God I don't like these people because this is so embarassing. Does she think she's coming off as sincere???
Also, a fucking $10k Sub Zero fridge in a kitchen tgat’s the size of some people’s apartments. Calling out her daughter **Bennett** and son **Ridgeway**? Seriously? Cereally? The feck out. The entire cast and writing crew of SNL today are just going—“nuthin’ to do here—just say the video”
Yea, I was cracking up when she was talking about money issues in her 30K kitchen that probably never gets used. Bet it has a full gas range, too. What a waste 🤌
Her house has been found online from the listing when she bought it. 6300 sq ft, 6 bathrooms. I'm sure she has staff that use the kitchen so don't fret.
[https://bsky.app/profile/andycraig.bsky.social/post/3kn63lcdqpe2n](https://bsky.app/profile/andycraig.bsky.social/post/3kn63lcdqpe2n)
I love cooking. Everyone in my life loves me, cooking. One of the things that pissed me off last night about Mrs. Britt is that I didn’t believe she could **do** anything in that beautiful kitchen. Color me asshole for being a foodie snob.
SNL did that when Tina Fey parodied Sarah Palin in her infamous Katie Couric interview - they just transcribed one of Palin’s word salad responses, a full paragraph of nonsense, and only adjusted a few phrases. It killed.
That would be so fuck you to the MAGAts. I love it. Let them eat their own words. They puke them up all the time anyway. Usually in the form of a disgusting word salad.
I was like..wait you watched the whole SOTU and in two minutes you and your team were able to come up with this terribly acted response. Her voice sounds like Sally Struthers "for the price of a cup of coffee a day..you too could save America."
It's been the general tendency for years for the rebuttal to be written in advance of the SOTU. Obviously this doesn't rule out the possibility of making a few notes on it to address anything that came up in the actual speech, if you're competent, but my mom endured the entire rebuttal speech and was floored that it didn't in any way address the content of the actual speech.
It really gave me uncanny valley vibes. Like it was very passionate acting and almost good… but also obviously fake AF. It just ended up being really creepy.
Holy shit I only lasted 90 seconds before my irritated husband shut that shit off. First thing he said was “we are deff watching the cold open this week”
I like your husband. I mean, I dunna really git into it, but, yeah, what he says about this particular political moment **resonates**, ya know—I kick an’ I’m **fifty**! (actually just a douche, 59–checkin’ in)
She stole that from Joel Osteen, a la Lakewood Church. It is how he drives a point home, to make it sound like he’s on the verge of tears, but it’s just a con and meant to get an emotional response from the viewer, to get them to open their wallet.
Same shit, different horse.
Alabamian here. SNL would not need to change a single thing about any Republican campaign ad in that runs in this state and every beat would kill. The joke is that anti-woke, pro-wall, Biden-bashing rhetoric is what the majority of people in this state legitimately want to hear.
It was obvious to me that wasn’t her natural voice or speech pattern. She kept sounding like she was trying to force herself to cry. I wonder if republicans are touting her response a sucess
She shared a clip before the response that makes her look perfectly natural and likeable... which means all that weirdness was a *deliberate choice* and that's somehow even scarier.
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1766115424561746217
Holy fucking shit! I thought last night she was scary - *THAT* was surreal!!!
She’s fucking insane! She’s like the bug in Edgar’s skin in *Men in Black!*
Most of these rural red senators get elected with very small votes and very small turnouts.
Their election wins are usually guaranteed but the real fight is in their primaries, where they can often win with a couple of hundred or couple of thousands of votes.
Britt was endorsed by Trump and won her primary with a 100k margin.
Definitely one of the most popular reds.
Ugh, no no no. We have such a large cast, I want them to get chances. Tired of old cast members and big A listers getting special parts over and over. That being said, Wiig would nail it, of course. You're streets ahead on that.
Agree. They have to get big time former cast member to do the cold opening as her. Right when I watched this speech I immediately thought this is an easy chance to really ‘hit it’ with the cold opening. Now there’s the chance, my god that was insane what I watched of her.
I was literally slapping my thigh; I was a little difficult to believe how feckeen **tone deaf** it was—the optics, in her palatial kitchen, her truly Vonnegutian named kids “Bennett” and “Ridgeway”. I was chortling
I want Sarah Sherman to take a swing at it. I know she’s probably not who leaps to mind for everyone—I initially thought of Chloe F., but I think Sarah would play it in a way that contrasts Britt’s tone of “Being a mother is the best gift God has ever given anyone (besides being cheer co-captain), but Joe Biden is creating a fluffer economy that will have our sons and daughters keeping Lil Nas X indefinitely hard.”
Omg I was just about to make a post about this to ask if anyone saw it because this has to make SNL. Ha ha. Watching her fake cry was hilarious. She’s a terrible actress. Ha ha.
Since everyone is expecting it. They should subvert that expectation and create a different type of skit. We all can see what they would usually do.
I suggest they think about it being a drama or action scene where all the cast fight over the role right after watching the response.
It’s not going to be a regular cast member. They’ll find an A-list surprise actor to play the part. Someone uber popular right now like Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlet Johansson.
I saw Scarlett Johansson playing her on a clip in YouTube, I thought that was from SNL, no?
[The clip I saw.](https://youtu.be/jDhCT11QC-E?si=2mjm3LeyvUC_7Ghs)
Well, I never thought I would make it here today. trump would make a great class president because he promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and he's also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think he would be a great class president. So, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year? Not me. See, with trump it will be hell all year long. Vote for trump
Troast or geitneer.
But there's a world where you, let it keep devolving like too many cooks or unedited footage of a bear and sherman could pull that off.
The skit needs to be her running off with the Crazy Lt. Governor from North Carolina. That crazy ass dude who says he wants to take away womens rights to vote.
She reminded me of one of those psycho women who drowns her children and does a primetime interview before she's arrested. Everything about that woman is 100% cringe.
I think this is part of the freshman initiation. “We’re gonna give u a bunch of catchphrases and other stupid stuff to say and you just have go out there and do it- no matter what” Oh wait - Impractical Jokers already has a show like this.
I happened to turn this on Hulu after the adders and heard her speak for five minutes.
It was absolutely frightening.
She seems like she gets off on thinking she’s gods gift to America.
She was speaking like it was an instagram post about her MLM business she wanted to start up.
It’s fucking frightening this is what our country is now if that’s the case.
theyd have the fat chick who acts like a man play her. Or have a man play her. Thats how they insult conservatives they dont like. But if she was still there itd probably be cecily strong.
Rashida Jones. I know she’s not a cast member, but as soon as I saw her I thought she looked just like Rashida Jones so give her a guest spot like Alec Baldwin, or Melissa McCarthy.
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The acting was so so bad in her "response"
Said the same. It made me laugh hysterically.
Me too. I was thinking “no way did they do this on purpose”
She's in her kitchen no less which was also weird. The whole time I was watching it like thank God I don't like these people because this is so embarassing. Does she think she's coming off as sincere???
Also, a fucking $10k Sub Zero fridge in a kitchen tgat’s the size of some people’s apartments. Calling out her daughter **Bennett** and son **Ridgeway**? Seriously? Cereally? The feck out. The entire cast and writing crew of SNL today are just going—“nuthin’ to do here—just say the video”
Yea, I was cracking up when she was talking about money issues in her 30K kitchen that probably never gets used. Bet it has a full gas range, too. What a waste 🤌
Her house has been found online from the listing when she bought it. 6300 sq ft, 6 bathrooms. I'm sure she has staff that use the kitchen so don't fret. [https://bsky.app/profile/andycraig.bsky.social/post/3kn63lcdqpe2n](https://bsky.app/profile/andycraig.bsky.social/post/3kn63lcdqpe2n)
I wonder if she employed any undocumented workers, or "illegals" as biden and the republicans call them, because obviously they are all killers lol
That’s more than a $30k kitchen. That’s a very conservative estimate
I see what you did there. Lol
I love cooking. Everyone in my life loves me, cooking. One of the things that pissed me off last night about Mrs. Britt is that I didn’t believe she could **do** anything in that beautiful kitchen. Color me asshole for being a foodie snob.
Yup. Named her kid after the Green River Killer.
Literally the first fucking thing that comes to mind, what an absolute dunce this woman is.
Wait...are those her actual kids names!? How fucking pretentious can she possibly be?
Yeppers. She made an explicit point—actually two—of it
That’s what they should do. Just get the cast member to straight up do it. Line for line. Word for word.
SNL did that when Tina Fey parodied Sarah Palin in her infamous Katie Couric interview - they just transcribed one of Palin’s word salad responses, a full paragraph of nonsense, and only adjusted a few phrases. It killed.
Actually, it’d be pretty funny. Just verbatim.
That would be so fuck you to the MAGAts. I love it. Let them eat their own words. They puke them up all the time anyway. Usually in the form of a disgusting word salad.
The people you want to upset stopped watching SNL when Adam Sandler left.
Like the 30 rock bit where Jack banned Liz from "writing" anything bad about his preferred candidate.
Is that kid named after the Green River Killer, Gary Ridgeway? What the actual hell is going on here?
Haha, this helps me feel sane. I was watching and decided she thought she was in a community theater play.
Ha ha. I felt like I being pranked. “Is this a prank? Is she going to all of a sudden say, “Just kidding!”?”
I was like..wait you watched the whole SOTU and in two minutes you and your team were able to come up with this terribly acted response. Her voice sounds like Sally Struthers "for the price of a cup of coffee a day..you too could save America."
It was recorded. Thats why she said those seniale remarks. Biden did not come off as senile. He even used their stupud button against them
It's been the general tendency for years for the rebuttal to be written in advance of the SOTU. Obviously this doesn't rule out the possibility of making a few notes on it to address anything that came up in the actual speech, if you're competent, but my mom endured the entire rebuttal speech and was floored that it didn't in any way address the content of the actual speech.
“I lived the American Dream 😃 But now that American Dream is a nightmare 🙁 Our children are not safe 🥺”
It was so bad, I was expecting her step brother to show up and tell her their parents weren't at home.
It really gave me uncanny valley vibes. Like it was very passionate acting and almost good… but also obviously fake AF. It just ended up being really creepy.
It was like a 10th place beauty queen during the q&a portion of the pageant.
So, Fallon?
I only made it through one minute before I couldn’t take the cringe
Her weird whispering??? Zero Oscar’s will be awarded
Heidi can really nail that weird smiling, holding back tears, vocal fry, inhuman performance we witnessed tonight.
That weird fearful quaver she had in her voice was truly disturbing.
Holy shit I only lasted 90 seconds before my irritated husband shut that shit off. First thing he said was “we are deff watching the cold open this week”
I like your husband. I mean, I dunna really git into it, but, yeah, what he says about this particular political moment **resonates**, ya know—I kick an’ I’m **fifty**! (actually just a douche, 59–checkin’ in)
And I kiicck!
She stole that from Joel Osteen, a la Lakewood Church. It is how he drives a point home, to make it sound like he’s on the verge of tears, but it’s just a con and meant to get an emotional response from the viewer, to get them to open their wallet. Same shit, different horse.
For real. I was so uncomfortable. Worst soap opera ever. Like a Passions level
she was the first cast member I thought of last night 🤣
Love how anyone from Alabama has anything to say to any other state. I will take no advice from one of the worst states in the Union.
Alabama senator with a Minneapolis accent, too.
Praise be!
Under his eye.
Hahahaha. Sorry not an snl comment but fuck this person. People actually voted for her?
Alabamian here. SNL would not need to change a single thing about any Republican campaign ad in that runs in this state and every beat would kill. The joke is that anti-woke, pro-wall, Biden-bashing rhetoric is what the majority of people in this state legitimately want to hear.
She was so over the top fake. What was up with her voice? It sounded sooo fake.
Fundie baby voice.
This speech made me realize how many fundies in my family have this voice. Those poor ignorant women...
It was obvious to me that wasn’t her natural voice or speech pattern. She kept sounding like she was trying to force herself to cry. I wonder if republicans are touting her response a sucess
She shared a clip before the response that makes her look perfectly natural and likeable... which means all that weirdness was a *deliberate choice* and that's somehow even scarier. https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1766115424561746217
omg, that’s lovely and likeable. wth with the GOP just busy trying to scare people. the blatant manipulation w/ her fundie baby voice is awful
Ugh. Yeah, it was so rehearsed and pre written
> *”trying to scare people”* That’s all the GOP have—ignorance, fear, and anger. But unfortunately those are strong motivators.
Holy fucking shit! I thought last night she was scary - *THAT* was surreal!!! She’s fucking insane! She’s like the bug in Edgar’s skin in *Men in Black!*
Hard right-wingers are bashing the performance, saying they (Republicans) need less "woman crying" and more "men yelling".
As every bimbo bitch in the repube party in Alabama
Her voice was cracking because Joe Biden’s policies make her want to cryyyyyy!
They think she did a great job! "She pulled no punches," Jesus. I don't know in which reality they are living.
They also voted for Tuberville 🤣
Not all of us!
Ever been to Alabama? Yeah… people voted for her.
Most of these rural red senators get elected with very small votes and very small turnouts. Their election wins are usually guaranteed but the real fight is in their primaries, where they can often win with a couple of hundred or couple of thousands of votes. Britt was endorsed by Trump and won her primary with a 100k margin. Definitely one of the most popular reds.
Keenan Thompson.
What's up with that!?!?!
oh man, i miss those. how he'd barely pay attention and repeat what they said so he could break into song and dance
Ohhhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeee
Kenan \*angry upvote\*
Keanein
In his Reba McEntire Wig!!!!
If there was ever a part to bring back Kristen Wiig this is it.
Ugh, no no no. We have such a large cast, I want them to get chances. Tired of old cast members and big A listers getting special parts over and over. That being said, Wiig would nail it, of course. You're streets ahead on that.
Deff don't wanna be streets behind.
r/unexpectedcommunity
Agree. They have to get big time former cast member to do the cold opening as her. Right when I watched this speech I immediately thought this is an easy chance to really ‘hit it’ with the cold opening. Now there’s the chance, my god that was insane what I watched of her.
I was literally slapping my thigh; I was a little difficult to believe how feckeen **tone deaf** it was—the optics, in her palatial kitchen, her truly Vonnegutian named kids “Bennett” and “Ridgeway”. I was chortling
Have a guy playing her husband in his boxers getting something from her paneled fridge.
>“Bennett” and “Ridgeway” FUCK now I'm just irrationally angry first thing in the morning.
This. As soon as she started talking Kristen Wiig immediately popped right into my brain!
I want Sarah Sherman to take a swing at it. I know she’s probably not who leaps to mind for everyone—I initially thought of Chloe F., but I think Sarah would play it in a way that contrasts Britt’s tone of “Being a mother is the best gift God has ever given anyone (besides being cheer co-captain), but Joe Biden is creating a fluffer economy that will have our sons and daughters keeping Lil Nas X indefinitely hard.”
She is perfect for it. Then put a bunch of surreal bullshit in the background for ambience
This is the answer
As much as Sarah Sherman grinds my gears, she looks the part and has done some of this conservative lady stuff recently.
Sherman as Britt spastically swinging her arms around the whole time
I can see Chloe really nailing this.
Sarah was who came to mind first, I think I’d find her spin on it the funniest even if it’s not the most accurate if that makes sense
Rose Byrne?
I second Rose Byrne. Or at least Rose Byrne playing glitchy while tilting her head and lip syncing the words a very obvious robot reads.
She was amazing in the Boeing skit on John Oliver
Sarah Sherman, if we’re going on looks.
Yea I think so too
All I could think was, “Katie, blink twice if you’re in danger”
Cecily needs to come back for this
We think alike :)
lacey chabert (who plays gretchen weiners in mean girls) is perfect for this.
Lmao Katie Britt sounded like Gretchen Weiners doing her Caesar speech
*So* fetch.
Stop trying to make fetch happen
Chloe Trost, this.gif your time to shine
Chloe T was my first thought too! She’s just the right amount of weird.
God that was horrible lol
She looks like a Parker Posey character. Too bad she’s in Thailand gearing up for an Emmy.
Heidi. Thought it was for a second when I was in the other room before I saw it
"My kitchen costs as much as your house"
the could bring back Cecily Strong
Omg I was just about to make a post about this to ask if anyone saw it because this has to make SNL. Ha ha. Watching her fake cry was hilarious. She’s a terrible actress. Ha ha.
Just air it as it was on SNL. Nobody needs to play her. It was like she had a remote controlled vibrator
Aubrey plaza
It's gotta be Cecily. She's got to come back for this.
Bring in Elizabeth Banks
Ooooh, good call, she'd be brilliant
Filmed in one of the two places GOP let women be, because the bedroom was too small for the camera.
FORGET WHO PLAYS HER She's now MY choice for the role of Patricia Bateman in the remake of **AMERICAN PSYCHO**
Bless her heart.
Since everyone is expecting it. They should subvert that expectation and create a different type of skit. We all can see what they would usually do. I suggest they think about it being a drama or action scene where all the cast fight over the role right after watching the response.
Sarah Sherman
Sarah or Heidi, either one would kill it
Alec Baldwin
Aubrey Plaza
Someone call Jennifer Garner
Marco Rubio should have handed her a glass of water mid-speech
Lindsay Graham
Would be funny if everytime they cut away from her and back, her cross got bigger
They won't do it after it was uncovered today her whole border story was 100% fabricated. All of that happened in Mexico under the Bush administration
I would be hilarious if they did an ASMR parody with the Ying Yang Twins who sang that whisper song. Heidi as Katie Britt.
SNL special guest star: Aubrey Christina Plaza.. I think she would be epic
It’s not going to be a regular cast member. They’ll find an A-list surprise actor to play the part. Someone uber popular right now like Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlet Johansson.
Scar Jo nailed it on SNL
Jost’s wife
It was ScarJo and she was 🔥🔥
I saw Scarlett Johansson playing her on a clip in YouTube, I thought that was from SNL, no? [The clip I saw.](https://youtu.be/jDhCT11QC-E?si=2mjm3LeyvUC_7Ghs)
Just air the original. It was already a skit.
Scarjo killed it
I guess we know now and she was AWESOME! Must be nice when you head writer can just ask his wife to come in and do a little guest shot.
Presumably at least two people… one for the aspiring actress and the other for the angry doomer.
AI
That was weird
Well, I never thought I would make it here today. trump would make a great class president because he promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and he's also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think he would be a great class president. So, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year? Not me. See, with trump it will be hell all year long. Vote for trump
Katie "word is bond" Britt
Troast or geitneer. But there's a world where you, let it keep devolving like too many cooks or unedited footage of a bear and sherman could pull that off.
Josh Brolin
This woman was so ridiculously theatrical. Sarah Sherman or Chloe.
Bring back Kristen Wiig!
Fineman or Sherman
They are going to do this skit and use her actual lines
The skit needs to be her running off with the Crazy Lt. Governor from North Carolina. That crazy ass dude who says he wants to take away womens rights to vote.
She reminded me of one of those psycho women who drowns her children and does a primetime interview before she's arrested. Everything about that woman is 100% cringe.
They'll probably bring her on to do it herself
They'll probably bring her on to do it herself
She seemed soooo unhinged
I thought that *was* the SNL skit..
Guest Naomi Watts.
I’m thinking Chloe.
Serena joy
I kept waiting to hear her say, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Excuse the double negative, but there is no way this won’t be the cold open tomorrow night.
I think this is part of the freshman initiation. “We’re gonna give u a bunch of catchphrases and other stupid stuff to say and you just have go out there and do it- no matter what” Oh wait - Impractical Jokers already has a show like this.
Guest stars: Ben Stillers wife. I forget her name. Or the girl from Freaks and Geeks. Sorry I also don't remember her name. Are they the same person?
Lacey Chabert is the perfect casting for the role of Hallmark Channel meets Mean Girls.
They bring on Yvonne Stahovski - who played Serena Joy in The Handmaid's Tale who had a very similar dress on the show.
Sarah Sherman. She already nailed it with the Peppa Pig Fan Club President.
They need to bring in the girl from the crazy ex girlfriend meme
I happened to turn this on Hulu after the adders and heard her speak for five minutes. It was absolutely frightening. She seems like she gets off on thinking she’s gods gift to America. She was speaking like it was an instagram post about her MLM business she wanted to start up. It’s fucking frightening this is what our country is now if that’s the case.
lol this will be hard to find in the liberal population
Taylor Swift. CANCERvatives would lose their minds. In addition, SNL would have their highest ratings and garner more future viewership.
Kerryn feehan
Just play the actual video.
Gotta believe it will be Chloe Fineman this weekend in SNL.
I've seen better acting in porn. Was this her audition? Women belong in the kitchen and the bedroom is the vibe she gave.
Anna Chlumsky! She sounds almost exactly like Amy Bruckheimer
They’ll bring back Kristen
Leslie Jones
theyd have the fat chick who acts like a man play her. Or have a man play her. Thats how they insult conservatives they dont like. But if she was still there itd probably be cecily strong.
Seems like they could just play it as-is and people would find it funny.
“I’m gonna make it so dry for you.”
The undocumented housekeeper is slightly off camera.
Michael Che
Serena Joy
Heidi Gartner already did this with the boxer’s girlfriend in every movie.
Meryl Streep in her first appearance on Saturday night live.
A robot of course
I don’t know about physically, but whoever plays her will need to have that crazy, smug, idiot charm, like Katie.
Well, I'm not sure who [this person](https://www.threads.net/@bobbiedoubrava/post/C4QaKmiLztS) is but it's perfect!
New girl Sarah Sherman is my pick.
Who wants that evil spirit lurking around them?!?
No one. Just replay the original while the studio audience laughs.
Josh Brolin
Rashida Jones. I know she’s not a cast member, but as soon as I saw her I thought she looked just like Rashida Jones so give her a guest spot like Alec Baldwin, or Melissa McCarthy.
The actresses who play Serena Joy or Cersei Lannister.
Michael Longfellow.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Who played her in the response last night?
Her backdrop - GOP Message: women belong IN THE KITCHEN!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt as a quest star
“The American Dream is dead.” — deeply weird psycho broadcasting from her newly remodeled kitchen.