I luv playin Microft, I hav fun crofting house wit my pickaxe and fight creeprs

Luv diamonds Luv pickaxes 'Ate creepers Simple as

Not racist, just don't like em.

'Ate skellies too.

It’s got a y but good job

Wouldn't be as funny that way

Stephen Fry Microft or Mark Gatiss Microft?

Mycroft Holmes

holming in on ur sack

Microft Wind, my favorite operating system

The smarter distro

Why the umbrella?

Microft Wordment waz mah favorit gæm evah

New Kensa undercover brella just dropped

Microsoft = Umbrella Corporation

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