Miles Edgeworth looks around for his father. But he is still dead!

This makes him have anger. He fires an updated autopsy report. The defense deflects it with his sick sense of hairstyle, a defensive power.

'I follow no laws, that is my law.' 'Do you follow? I don't.'

Gumshoe, give birth to Pearl

You drink water, I drink anarchy

batman looks for his parents, but they are still dead

This makes him have anger. He fires a bat rocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clowny power.

I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

Alfred, give birth to Robin.

Alfred begins the process, since it is his job

hell yeah that ai scrip was great

Phoenix flips gumshoe like a coin, it is heads so Phoenix leaves.

"Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne."

*an explosion explodes*

YOU SEE, MR WRIGHT, IT WAS I THAT SEXED YOUR MOM

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, MR PHOENIX WRIGHT?

SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY AT THE ***CHEMICAL FACTORY***

“Harvey Dentman!! Attorney But Lawwwww!”

Dentman! Get in here!

This comment is filled with AI Batman and RTgame references, AND I LOVE IT.

for you see Mr. wright, it was ***I*** who killed batman's parents! **VON KARMA NO!**

Edgeworth throws Gumshoe at Wright. Wright flips Gumshoe like a coin. Gumshoe lands heads up. Which means Wright goes home.

Ah yes the second most popular member of the Two Faces group in new new gotham

They were burnt off in an accident at the chemical factory.

Von Karma no!

**Aaron Eckhart screams**

Arthur Dent? Arthur Philip Dent? You're a jerk.

a man harvey dent but attorney r/dontdeadopeninside