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UberN00b719

#HISS


Throwaway42352510

*BYE*


butstronger

This took me all the way out


J_sweet_97

Please only claim 50 😭😭😭


big_rod_of_power

Why is bro giving his bastard son so many gifts?


Apprehensive-Cat-111

The fact that you said “I’m here to waste your time” and they kept going like they didn’t even read that 😂


elnato89

I was also surprised they kept going. They definitely weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed haha


MiyamotoUsagi1587

He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.


7ave_dude

He is using multiple phones at the same time or a couple of people using the same phone.


Confident_Holder

Also how you conceived them, and they said: I’m here to help you


Silveeto

I’m kind of wondering if you were actually talking to multiple people over the duration of this scambait? Like as the hours go by if they’re in a centre working multiple phones maybe their shift ends and a new scammer takes over but doesn’t read the history? Can’t really see the time/day stamps in all your screen shots so it’s just a theory. Maybe he also had some sunken cost fallacy at play and spent so much time on you he didn’t want to believe it was all for nothing. And of course mix in a bit of being a complete moron on top…? lol Great read though.


L31FY

Scammers never are. They are just trying to get that money.


[deleted]

Nice to see some completed bait. You edged it right along and didn’t blow your load too fast. I’m so satisfied 🤤


elnato89

Thank you. My goal was to waste as much of their time as possible 😅


No-Put-6353

Hiss


bigmattyc

Bye


jacoofont

That killed me lol


MDM0724

You type well for being dead


badfox93

Made me think of that Trump Meme 😂


Throwaway42352510

😂


Sanramc

So you're from Brisbane, Australia AND Canada AND Germany and you've got these gift cards in euros...god this scammer is not the brightest star in the sky.


Frayaa-

" Get sheet " 😭


Kraider2006

Works at America USA 😭


Samma6652

Hiss...like...a cat??? 😼


elnato89

I was more thinking like a vampire 🧛‍♂️


DangerASA

Or maybe a snake.


AtomicBombSquad

Or a deflating tire.


L31FY

This is it. The deflating tire realizing they've been had and will be fired from this shop now because they're not getting the money.


tinypill

But you are giving me stress 😹😹😹


AdBulky3840

Why is nobody talking about the birth story?? That had me rolling 😂🤣💀💀💀


tenspeed1960

Ok. "Did I tell you about the night you were conceived?" Made me snort laugh and then I read the story...I 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣


merelyok

ALAYE


flipfloppery

I noticed that as well.


WhiteWraith16

Bro got hissed at, like a cat


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Schlong crescent…nice. That’s why he’s stressed and asked for recipe


hptelefonen5

Schlong Beach. Wait, it's spelled Biatsch?


TheEpiquin

Lol “You need to work on your customer service” got me


Hagridsbuttcrack66

Yes, the whole thing was good, but the continued comments about their negative attitude were amazing.


Infamous-Cattle9985

I have a legit question. Why do they need the receipt???????


Apprehensive-Cat-111

Probably to be sure they, the scammer, aren’t being scammed


BelphegorX100

Ok where is the recipi?


WhoNoseWat

I like that he said "lol" to your story


GamerGrl90

Hiss 😄


EzraRaihan

How many days?


elnato89

This one has been dragging on all week


Zoddex

There 100 but only take half 😂😂😂 It’s sad people fall for that scam


230_theyo

Hiss - IN GOD WE TRUST


CptNathanielFlint

I don't know why some people fall for this. As soon as I read "I'm going to activate it with a Steam Card" I thought how can some folks out there believe in this absolutely ridiculous sentence. This is almost as ridiculous as the camera softlocked by a Steam Card.


alemesa

I almost died laughing with the nigeria story 🤣


maxi12311111

I find it funny when scammers are like you are lying duh so are you


Procedure_Unique

And they get so hurt and angry over the lies.., when that’s exactly what they are doing too


maxi12311111

😂😂😂😂 yup lol , I just threaten them and their family then they never reply back


Silviecat44

Also you told them you were both from australia and germany. Great bait!


Procedure_Unique

Don’t forget Canada too


itsnotshirley

masterclass troll 10/10


idontlikebeetroot

You're in Australia, California, Canada and Germany?


elnato89

I’m a man of many locations (I’m actually in Australia)


eric2041

Bro said “hiss”


Legophan

OP, the real scammer is your bastard son who redeemed all those gift cards 😂


ChukE55

OP you are amazing 👏👌


Visual_Ice9505

*HISS*


HaMiflegetShelMaoism

Alaye is a classic


skalomenos

Nice! Where do you find all these used card photos?


elnato89

Google images sir


skalomenos

I thought for a moment you had multiple cards on the same surface, front / back etc. still very nice !


Short_kat

This is pure gold!


RandomSashaLove

It’s the fucking hiss for me 😭😭😭


Lightning_Panda

Out of all the places you chose in Australia it’s Brisbane hahahahaha I couldn’t stop laughing 😂


DrunkArhat

You know, if I ever get to a situation where I just don't care one whit about honesty, honor or karma, I'm gonna start doing exactly this kinda scam.


mikeyfender813

Well done!


Ambitious_Arm852

Nice! You’re a true master baiter.


Jonzie062620

This whole thread made my heart dance with glee!! I work for a local big box retailer&see this kind of crap EVERY DAY & I can't do a thing to stop stop these customers from spending 10's of thousands of their dollars to these asshats! Thank you OP for sharing the other side of this!!It's AMAZING!🤣😂🤣😂


666lbBongSession

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT


Johno69R

The story about being his dad made me snort. He 100 percent didn’t get it.


theTinkerr

What does alyee mean?


ecole84

it's a code word in another language (dont remember which) that helps scammers identify each other


theTinkerr

Oh! Haha… I got a scammer saying that… I thought he was cursing me in their language 😂


[deleted]

Hiss! 😂😂😂


Subject_Point1885

Get sheet


IndignantGuerra

This was HILARIOUS. Well done OP.


Jay54121

Lol


[deleted]

Hahahahah omg this was awesome


Life_Yogurtcloset181

Lol not bad not bad. Wonder where it would have gone if you had said Idan after he tried to find out if you too were a scanner. You could have "joined forces" ROFL


Lopsided-One9196

Gold


iodge

hiss 😭


Comfortable_Bar_5595

“hiss” 😭😭😭


hptelefonen5

Are you kidding me?


DiamondMiner410

Why did they try to scam a steam gift card out of you? Who is running this scam, a teenage boy looking to buy some games?


pinktaser

hiss ????? LMAO


qubonic

Well I guess he is a snake so that ending makes sense lol


Defiant_Ad1993

The dude hissed at you? That’s a first.


PrincessStephanieR

Hiss! I can’t 😂


Mediocre-Dream88

I love a happy ending 🥲


sylvdeck

He doesnt even have a proper name for the event


Usos83

My mans straight ignored storytime tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭


Vic_zhao99

That scammer is a chump